my editor seems sick

"Five, four, three, two—here we go."

Panting, Sang Xiaohua ran into the office, looked up at the quartz clock hanging on the wall, the black hour and minute hands accurately pointed to nine and twelve, he was greatly relieved.He stroked his chest and walked slowly to his seat.Ruyuan on the opposite side stretched out his hand to the deputy team leader: "I won."

The deputy team leader shook his head and sighed, then took a picture of Grandpa Mao from his wallet: "Hua'er, you really let me down."

"What?" Sang Xiaohua looked confused, "What's the situation?"

Kokeshi, who came back from the tea room, smiled and explained to him: "Senior Ruyuan and the deputy team leader just made a bet on whether you would be late on the first day after moving. Everyone thought you would be, but only Senior Ruyuan said you would step on Click here."

Ruyuan raised the paper money in his hand: "God of Wealth Hua, I invite you to dinner at noon today."

"..." Sang Xiaohua felt very sad and indignant, "You people are so annoying! I want to break up with you for 3 minutes!"

The deputy team leader laughed very shamelessly.

Ruyuan looked at the coin in his hand, and said to the deputy team leader: "Brother Qi, can you change the coin? There is a pleat on this coin, which looks asymmetrical."

"Tsk, there are so many things." The deputy team leader took the money, folded it on the other side, and returned it to Ruyuan, "Okay, it's symmetrical."

Ruyuan: "..."

Sang Xiaohua turned on the computer with a mutter in his mouth, while waiting for the start-up process, he went through the contract to be entered for this month, and sighed: "I will definitely not hook up with new people this month."

Kokeshi: "Huh? Why?"

Deputy team leader: "Don't pay attention to him, he has to say this sentence every month, just get used to it."

Sang Xiaohua gave him a resentful look.

The deputy team leader was about to say something more, but the team leader appeared behind him with a paralyzed face: "Come here for the morning meeting."

Monday is the day when the editorial background starts ranking.According to the original arrangement, Gong Shang and the deputy team leader lined up on Monday, and Ling Zhou and Ru Yuan on Tuesday. Now that Gong Shang is gone, Ling Zhou's arrangement has been moved forward by one day and changed to Monday.

He screened his authors and began to look at their data one by one.There is a book written by a newcomer with amazing data, especially the cover, which is a mixture of various emoticons, which is so strange that it is a bit hot on the eyes.

"Ah, this book..." The deputy team leader leaned over to look at his screen, "So it's your author, I secretly chased after it."

Sang Xiaohua felt that she had discovered something: "Huh?"

What kind of danmeiwen are you chasing after?Could you please be straight?Don't implement our group's nickname of "engaging in the base group", okay?

"'Leader, your pants are down', don't you think the name of the article is very interesting?" said the deputy leader, "The content is also very good, a very talented kid, give him a good list."

Sang Xiaohua: "..."

Deputy team leader, you think so dangerous, does the team leader know?

Monday is the busiest time of the week, and he only spared time to read the accumulated author's comments when he was about to get off work in the afternoon.

A few people asked him if it had anything to do with Chapter V being locked.He was upset when he saw such a question, how many times he said that he should drive carefully and drive carefully, but he didn't listen to anything!Can't you live without driving these days?But there are still people who will come to ask without knowing what to do, if you are locked up and change it secretly, and even come here to ask him, isn't this just asking for scolding?

After criticizing a few cute new and old drivers, he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.How should I put it, he can now understand what Qingqing Zijin said about his feelings in the future: Let the other party know how angry he is, this feeling is really exciting.

Speaking of Qingqing Zijin... He suddenly remembered the possibility he had thought of last night.

He got up to look through the folder, the noise was so loud that the deputy team leader couldn't listen anymore. "What flowers are you looking for?"

"The contract of Master Zijin. I forgot which folder it is in. I want to look again."

"The contract from half a month ago has already entered the warehouse." The deputy team leader said while typing on the keyboard, "Why don't you go and check the registration information on the computer?"

"That's right." Sang Xiaohua slapped his forehead, "I'm so busy with so many things."

"Don't mind." The deputy team leader said, "Don't blame work, you are stupid."

Sang Xiaohua annoyed him to death: "..."

Deputy team leader, you won't find a boyfriend like this, let me tell you, of course you won't have a girlfriend.

He found Qingqing Zijin's signing information, clicked in to have a look, and studied Qingqing Zijin's ID photo carefully.

He suddenly didn't know how to describe his mood.In other words, he is now beginning to regret why he indulged his curiosity.

He covered his face: "Ahhh, I don't accept it, I don't accept it, I don't accept it ahhhh—"

Kokeshi: "What's wrong... Brother Hana?"

"Don't call me Brother Hua, I'm not your Brother Hua." Sang Xiaohua's whole body turned dead gray, "I'm so sad, I'm dying."

"You found out that Qingqing Zijin is your long-lost sister?" the deputy team leader asked.

"No, it's scarier than this." Sang Xiaohua said, "She is my upstairs neighbor's girlfriend, that is to say, she is my neighbor."

The deputy team leader didn't realize what was scary about it: "Isn't this great? You only need to knock on the ceiling to remind you in the future."

Sang Xiaohua felt bitter: "..."

You stupid mortals don't understand anything!

He left work with such a dead gray mood, he didn't even want to go home.The world is too small to be hopelessly small.

He called Su Nuo: "Shall we go out for a meal?"

Usually, Su Nuo's fat man would fly over when he heard that he was eating, but today he actually rejected him: "No, my mother asked me to go on a blind date."

"Blind date, is eating more important than blind date?"

Su Nuo: "But I can also eat when I'm on a blind date."

"..."

Damn, I'm speechless.

"Let me tell you, the western restaurant I made an appointment with today has been on the gourmet list in City B! It's only been open for a month, and I haven't been there yet..."

Sang Xiaohua felt that she was abandoned by the whole world, and she couldn't force Su Nuo to accompany her, so she could only say: "Okay, I wish you a happy blind date."

Su Nuo: "What's the matter with you today?"

"It's okay." Sang Xiaohua said, "I just suddenly lost sight of the world."

Su Nuo said, "If you want something to do, I'll push it away..."

"It's really fine." Sang Xiaohua suddenly felt that she was too hypocritical, "Tell me about the situation after the blind date is over, and I'll check it out for you."

After finishing the call, Sang Xiaohua gathered herself together and decided to go back to face the reality: "From now on, you can't post a location on Weibo anymore, and you absolutely can't expose your vest at Qingqing Zijin..."

He made up his mind, and suddenly felt that it was not so difficult to accept the reality.Although the mentality of chatting with the Great God in the future will definitely not be able to maintain a balance... After all, he can be regarded as a rival in love.

At six o'clock in the evening, Sang Xiaohua finally squeezed onto the subway home.After standing for seven or eight stops, he finally waited for a wave of people to go down, and he was about to sit down when he aimed at an empty seat.

Another girl who arrived at the seat at the same time looked at him with wide eyes.

The girl ran away, but was caught by him with one hand.

"Sang Lu!"

"Hey." Sang Lu turned her head and smiled flatteringly at him, "Little uncle."

"Tell me, why did you run away when you saw me?" Sang Xiaohua said, "What did you do wrong? Why aren't you at school?"

"I thought you were sent by my father to catch me..." Sang Lu nuzzled, "I really thought too much."

"What the hell did you do, little ancestor?" Sang Xiaohua looked at the eyes of the people around her, and poked her on the forehead, "Go back to my place first, and tell me slowly when you go back."

Sang Lu blinked her eyes: "Then you promise me first that you won't send me back to my dad."

Sang Lu chatted like small talk all the way, chatting here and there, but not talking about business.

"By the way, Uncle, did you forget to open V for Master Zijin the day before yesterday?"

"..." I didn't expect this matter to be brought up again, and Sang Xiaohua wanted to explode, "Yeah, what's the matter, are you going to destroy me for your master?"

"Hey, why don't I just say it, why are you so angry? Besides, it's your fault—"

Sang Xiaohua raised her phone: "Hello? Brother? Well, Xiaolu is here—"

Sang Lu snatched his mobile phone, saw the black screen and laughed angrily: "Why are you so mean?"

"As far as my father and mother are planning to divorce, I overheard them. I was running away from home to argue." Sang Lu took his arm, "Don't you say send me back, my sister-in-law said that I Nonsense, I only have you as a comrade-in-arms, really."

"You're just messing around!" Sang Xiaohua said, "How old are you and you ran away from home, do you really think your parents won't worry about you?"

"Tch, they won't be worried." Sang Lu snorted. She glanced at the side of the road, saw a familiar figure, and greeted happily: "Hey, Teacher Zhai! Good evening!"

Zhai Xin looked at the pair of men and women who were close together, and said in a daze, "Hello."

Sang Xiaohua wanted to shake off the piece of brown candy right now, so he didn't dare to look Zhai Xin in the eyes, so he nodded his head as a greeting.

"Boyfriend?" Zhai Xin asked Sang Lu, but his eyes were on Sang Xiaohua, as if he was waiting for a negative answer.

But Sang Lu, a mentally handicapped little boy, hugged him tightly, smiling like a bright spring: "That's right!"

Damn you, yes!

Sang Xiaohua was surprised that he still remembered to maintain a shy character in front of Zhai Xin. He "shyly" said goodbye to Zhai Xin, and then pulled the little bastard Sang Lu away with all his might up.

Sang Lu also yelled happily: "Goodbye, teacher~"

Sang Xiaohua frantically brushed the barrage in her heart, the exclamation point almost broke through her chest and poked Sang Lu's head.Sang Lu followed him for a while, and realized when he saw his black face: "Oh, you live in the same community as our modern history teacher? You don't like him, do you?"

Sang Xiaohua: "Shut up, I'll throw it back to your dad if I talk again."

He had to go out of his mind to bring this little psychopath back!

Damn, the whole body is going to be bad!

Ah ah ah ah ah!