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Ou Chen was woken up by a long-winded phone call. He impatiently touched the edge of the pillow, but he couldn't find the phone. He thought about not answering it and going back to sleep, but the ringtone was very strong and continued.

He sat up unhappily, and saw his phone charging not far from the bed.

"Lv Jiaming..." He answered the phone, "Which onion?"

"Mu Jie, Mu Jie, are you up yet?"

"I don't know you." Ou Chen hung up the phone, raised his hand and yawned slowly.

He squinted his eyes and took a few steps forward, then stopped suddenly.

Mu Jie?

He looked back at the mobile phone lying on the table with a ghostly expression on his face.

Sure enough, it wasn't his, and the colors looked different.This room is also very strange, not big, but very tidy, and there are various knickknacks on the table.

So he just answered Mu Jie's call by mistake and was hung up on.

"..."

Forget it, tell him later, Mu Jie seems to have a good temper, so he shouldn't be angry.

By the way, where is Mu Jie?

"Mu Jie." He touched his hair and felt that it had grown a lot, and it was time to take care of it, "Mu Jie!"

No one answered him.The room looks empty.

He walked out of the room and shouted as he walked, "Mu Jie, Mu—"

The sound stopped abruptly.He stared dumbfounded at the mirror hanging on the wall, and raised his hands to pinch his face.

The person in the mirror pinched his face too.

"No... that's right..."

Mu Jie propped his hands on the washstand, his face was covered with drops of water, and he stared intently at the handsome face in the mirror.

"No... that's right..."

He walked back to the bedroom, picked up the phone on the bed, and found that it had to be unlocked with a fingerprint.But he tried his fingers one by one, and none of them were right.

Mu Jie was heartbroken.

Can this person do it?Do you use your toes instead of fingers?

There is neither a landline nor a pager in such a big house, is it plausible?Is it plausible!

It took Mu Jie 10 minutes to overcome his shame, and he lifted his feet and passed them one by one with his toes.

... Sure enough, it still doesn't work!

Twenty fingers up and down are useless, did Mr. Ou set the lock with his third leg?As expected of the high-level executives of Lujiang who are known as the number one hotbed of online literature, they are not at all the same as the white lotus outside!

Mu Jie looked up at the electronic clock on the wall.It's already 08:30, and Lujiang seems to go to work at nine o'clock. I don't know if the company's executives will deduct their wages if they are late for work.

It's better to go to the company first, or at least find a place to call and get in touch with "myself".

He opened the wardrobe of Mr. Ou, and was startled by the black and white inside.

"..."

What... the situation is this?Wasn't Ou Chen dressed colorfully that day?Why is it all black and white now?Occasionally a few pieces of green and blue, and a few pieces that look like yellow... and kind of red...

It all looked strange, very strange, and even made him feel a little uncomfortable after watching it for a long time.

He suspects that these colors are the result of being filtered by Ou Chen's eyes, and it will never be like this in reality, that's why there is such a sense of disobedience.

Is Ou Chen really colorblind?Different colors from other people's eyes?

So how should he dress now to look normal?

He absolutely couldn't accept wearing a rainbow color and wandering in the street. He didn't know how Ou Chen endured other people's strange stares.

"..."

After living for more than 20 years, Mu Jie finally encountered another problem that made him cry: he couldn't recognize the colors of these clothes, so which one should he wear to go out?

Is this killing choice phobia?

After squatting at the door of the closet for about half an hour, the mobile phone in his hand broke his petrified state. He picked it up mechanically and connected it: "Hello?"

"I'm Ou Chen." The person opposite said in Mu Jie's voice: "You are in my body now, right?"

"Mr. Ou." Mu Jie's feeling is very strange now, it's the first time he listened to his own words through other people's ears, and felt that his voice was very nice, "Where are you now?"

"In your room." Ou Chen said, "Not long after I woke up, I realized something was wrong... No, it's you..."

"We don't seem to be quite right." Mu Jie sighed, "Mr. Ou, have you noticed that the time has also changed?"

Ou Chen was stunned for a while: "Time? What time?"

"Date." Mu Jie held his forehead. He felt that he was so tired that he didn't even want to say anything. "My memory is only up to the night when we drank together. I went to Lujiang for an interview that day. I remember very well. Clearly, it's April 23."

"But now, today is April 25th. That is to say, we lost the memory of a day, otherwise we would have slept for a day and a night."

Ou Chen: "..."

Mu Jie: "..."

"Let's meet." After a few minutes of silence, Ou Chen opened his mouth and said, "This matter must be discussed side by side."

"Now?" Mu Jie said, "Do I have to go to a class for you first?"

"You have gone to Lujiang now, do you know how to work for me?"

"..." This is true, "I don't know."

"I'll go find you." Ou Chen said, "You are waiting for me at my house, don't go out."

"Okay." Mu Jie obediently agreed, and to be honest, he dare not let him go out now, the feeling of being surrounded by people is really terrible.

"Also." Ou Chen continued, "Use my mobile phone to call Secretary Lin in the address book, and tell her that I have something to do and I can't go today, and the eleven o'clock meeting is postponed... let's postpone it until three o'clock in the afternoon."

"Okay." Mu Jie subconsciously agreed, and immediately realized: "But Mr. Ou, I can't open your fingerprint lock..."

Ou Chen was silent for a moment: "Use the backup data to unlock it, the password is 233333."

"..." Mu Jie said, "It's really... really easy to remember."

"That's right." Ou Chen said, "And it's very distinctive, which most people wouldn't think of."

Then you are great!Mu Jie found that this body swap also stimulated his spitting skills, and his slow temper was about to be agitated into a quick temper.

Although he made a wish and said that he hopes that his future life will be a little more exciting or different, but he doesn't want this kind of excitement or difference!

Can this day pass?

Ou Chen came very quickly, and within an hour he called again, probably by taxi.It's not too congested to take a taxi at this time, but thinking about his shy wallet, he feels very heartbroken.

Originally, I couldn't even pay the rent, and then I took a taxi from the North Third Ring Road to the East Third Ring Road, and it was rounded up to [-] million.

"I was stopped by the security guards. It doesn't make sense to insist that I'm a stranger." Ou Chen said on the phone, "Tell him quickly that I'm here to look for you."

Mu Jie had no choice but to negotiate a few words with the security guard, hearing the security guard call out "Mr. Ou, Mr. Ou", he felt very pained.

Ou Chen walked into the elevator, pressed the floor familiarly, and kept scanning the upward numbers.

He lives on the 20th floor, and he has to go up to the [-]th floor if he wants to come down from the [-]th floor above.

The elevator stopped on the 26th floor, and the doors slowly opened to both sides, and there was no one outside.

Ou Chen: "..."

This is to play with him.

As the elevator descended slowly, he leaned his head against the wall and let out a long breath.

This is the first time he has encountered such a thing in his thirty years of life. Is it because God is afraid that his life will not be enjoyable enough?

He found the door of his house, raised his hand and knocked several times, and the door was opened immediately: "Mr. Ou!"

Ou Chen stared blankly at himself: "..."

"What's the matter?" Mu Jie asked, "Do you think it's so strange now?"

"I said you..." Ou Chen frowned and said, "Why are you dressed like this?"

"Ah?" Mu Jie looked down at himself, but he didn't see anything unusual.

"Wear colorful clothes." Ou Chen said, "You plan to go to work like this? What's your aesthetic?"

Mu Jie's gaze was very resentful: "Mr. Ou, are you serious? These are all from your closet, okay? I've tried my best to choose a normal one!"

After all, who is not good at aesthetics, is a little self-conscious, okay?

"When did I have clothes of this color?...No, I usually look like this in your eyes?" Ou Chen was very belated, and he pointed to this set of clothes with a look of disbelief: "I Do you usually wear this?"

Although he couldn't bear it, Mu Jie still nodded and admitted.That's right, you are colorblind, it's hard for you to feel so good about yourself!

Ou Chen's world view was obviously broken, he was still staring at Mu Jie's clothes, his expression looked as if he had just been killed by a zoo day.

After all, he is a senior veteran, Ou Chen's ability to accept new things is still very fast, he put away his expression and walked into the entrance, stepped on each other's heels and took off his shoes.

"Mr. Ou." Mu Jie couldn't bear it, "Actually——"

Ou Chen raised his head and said, "I still look so good dressed up like this, what kind of foundation do I have?"

Mu Jie: "..."

It is quite shameless for others to say this, although Ou Chen is also shameless, but he does have the capital to say this.

God treats every one of his people fairly, and to give Ou Chen a handsome face and a good family background, he must be given a pair of defective eyes and a defective brain.

Mu Jie looked at "Mu Jie" opposite him, and said with a smile, "It's so strange, it's also the first time I see myself like this, and it's different from the picture I see in the mirror."

Ou Chen covered his eyes: "Oh my God, I still can't stand it. Don't wear this dress and sway in front of me, it's too hot for your eyes."

Mu Jie was so wronged that he wanted to cry: "..."

Blame me?Blame me?Blame me?

The two sat down on the sofa, Ou Chen couldn't look directly at his clothes, so he asked Mu Jie to take off his coat, leaving only the light yellow shirt on his body.

Ou Chen remembered this shirt because the buttons on it were very unique, and it was once his favorite piece of clothing.But before today, he thought it was a white shirt, but only now did he realize that it should be a different color.

He is also very aware of the color difference with other people's eyes, but he hasn't paid much attention to it.

It's not that he can't distinguish colors, it's just that the colors he sees are different from others.In his world, most colors can be summed up in black and white, and he can also see the rest of the colors, which have their own inductive distribution, and even formed his own color spectrum.

So he never admits that this is his problem, and is even more stubborn, why can other people's eyesight be considered normal, why doesn't he say that what he sees is the original color of things?

Fuck colorblindness, he's not colorblind.

These were all his thoughts before he and Mu Jie exchanged bodies.

It was so strange, he had never seen so many colors before, but when he saw it, he could automatically start to classify them.Especially Mu Jie's color matching just now, when several colors are put together, it is simply a capital kaleidoscope.

After all, he had never seen any kaleidoscope.

This is very strange, he has never seen the "color" in the eyes of ordinary people, so the color can be so rich.

"Look at the clothes on you now." Ou Chen pointed to his shirt, "What color do you think it is?"

"...White." Mu Jie stared at it carefully for a while, then replied cautiously: "I can only see white."

"What color do you see?" Mu Jie asked back.

"I don't know." Ou Chen said, "What you see with your eyes is different... I don't know."

Mu Jie suddenly felt sympathetic to Ou Chen, this person doesn't know what the real color looks like, and he was at a loss when he saw it.Thinking that he was the one who faced this dilemma in the future, he began to sympathize with himself again.

Colorblindness ruins one's life and chooses three generations.

"No. No, no, no." Mu Jie suddenly thought, "Since you don't know the color of these things on my body, why do you think your eyes are hot?"

Ou Chen: "Suddenly piled up a bunch of messy colors, who would find it hot?"

Mu Jie's language is blocked.It makes so much sense that it's speechless!

Ou Chen suddenly wants to smoke, this is his spiritual instinct, but his current body has no idea of ​​smoking at all.

This feeling of separation from the spirit body is also very broken.

"Your body is really difficult to use." Ou Chen was very distressed, "Don't worry about the color or not, think about what to do in the future. ——We won't go on like this for the rest of our lives, will we?"

This is also the most depressing point for Mu Jie, if it really wants to go on like this, it will be really difficult.First of all, it is impossible for him to replace Ou Chen in Lujiang's work, and secondly, this will have a very serious impact on the two people's current daily life, and thirdly, this will determine their future.

"Why don't we go to the hospital?" Mu Jie suggested, "Although... soul swaps seem to only happen in novels, but in case there is any scientific basis..."

Ou Chen looked at him with a half-smile, and asked in his usual sentence pattern: "Are you serious?"

Mu Jie: ...Why do people choke so much when they say this?

"Either do this first." Ou Chen suppressed the idea of ​​smoking forcibly, "Since I've changed everything, there's nothing I can do. I'll teach you what I do every day first, and then you can do some basic things, if you don't understand Just ask me, or ask the secretary, forget it or ask me. Then I will do your work for you first, how about it?"

"Okay, that's the only way to go." Mu Jie compromised, "What do you mean, I have passed the Lujiang interview now?"

"Well, because you are very suitable for this job. You have more experience than others." Probably because of being possessed by Ou Chen, the original doll face of "Mu Jie" was covered with a layer of deepness.

Mu Jie looked at his face silently, the more he looked at it, the more he found it interesting, and he was a little dazed.

"What are you thinking about?" Ou Chen called to wake him up, "Do you think you look good?"

Mu Jie blushed all of a sudden, and his movements became cramped: "Nor...not..."

"It's pretty, cute." Ou Chen touched his face, "It's just a little thinner."

Mu Jie: "..."

What's going on, this feeling of being molested by myself!

"Now that we've figured out how to get along with each other in the future, let's make an appointment for a few more chapters and think about the reasons for this." Ou Chen continued to talk about business, "Chapter 1, don't call me when you see me in the future, just call you, originally I'm not much older than you, so calling me old makes me old."

"...Oh." Mu Jie said, "What about Chapter 2?"

"The second is that you should pay more attention to your clothes in the future." Ou Chen thought for a while and added, "I will also pay attention to it in the future. In short, I will try not to irritate other people's eyes."

The two reached a consensus on this point: "Okay."