You protagonist, poisonous [Quick Transmigration]

Early this morning, Chu Yanzheng was sitting in the study room of the military academy playing carrots.

This "radish" is exactly the strange plant that he glued to him on the abandoned planet before. Since the radish has shrunk a lot due to acclimatization, Chu Yanzheng has brought this thing with him and kept it as a pet. Just poke it twice if there is nothing to do, and then look at the radish with a satisfied face and start to pretend to be dead.

#Every neurotic heart hides a capital shaking S, or SSS#

Under Qianqiu Industry's vigorous release and publicity, the Supreme Rod Card has already occupied an absolute dominance in the empire, and even the people of the Federation bowed down under the "card prestige" of the Supreme Staff Card.In short, Chu Yanzheng's plan is still very successful - at least the basic worldview of this ABO world has been impacted by him.

These Alphas and Omega who like to pretend to be B (in every sense) when they have nothing to do are now playing cards instead of having sex all day long, and the Betas who have been in a state of bewilderment finally don’t have to fight each other every day. It's embarrassing for your partner to have sex—because they, too, can happily join in the card shuffle.

Chu Yanzheng didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, and he didn't think that the existence of Zhi Zhang Pai was not unreasonable.After all, this world based on novels is a world without logic.

For the illogical existence, we can only solve it with more illogical means.

Furthermore...

It's not that Chu Yanzheng didn't make use of some of his special "abilities".

Playing with carrots, Chu Yanzheng felt a little bored.

Carlette Military Academy has a high degree of freedom, and students basically choose courses according to the direction of military career they want to pursue in the future.Chu Yanzheng has no interest in becoming an imperial soldier or anything, so except for the basic public courses, he basically didn't touch other courses, so he is very idle now.

Judging from the current development situation, he just needs to wait patiently until the Poker League is hosted, so that playing cards can truly become the main rhythm of this ABO world.By then, it is estimated that he can also proceed to the next destruction procedure.

Just as Chu Yanzheng poked the radish down on the table, and looked happily at the poor radish pretending to be dead, someone's voice came suddenly.

"Letter to classmates..."

It was a weak voice, Chu Yanzheng thought about it for a long time, and finally determined that the voice was his auditory hallucination.

But the owner of the voice seemed to be lingering, and called him several more times.

Chu Yanzheng put down the radish in his hand expressionlessly, and the radish that escaped death quickly rolled off the table with a grunt.Chu Yanzheng tilted his head, looked at the skinny young man who appeared in front of him, and said in a bad tone, "Luo Jian? What's the matter?"

The person who came was Luo Jian, the protagonist of the original work. At this time, this Omega boy pretending to be B was looking at Chu Yanzheng with tears on his face, sobbing, "Send a letter to my classmates, you have to help me..."

Chu Yanzheng moved his eyes, glanced under the table in the study room, the carrot that was stared at by him stopped trying to escape, the tentacles at the root trembled, and fell down on the ground decisively, pretending to be dead.

Seeing his radish pretending to be dead knowingly, Chu Yanzheng looked up at Luo Jian contentedly.He asked, "What can you do for me?" This sentence was purely a habitual questioning, Chu Yanzheng's original intention was that he was too lazy to take care of Luo Jian.

"I...I want to be Major Koska's adjutant, but he didn't even give me a chance to interview," Luojian gritted her teeth, "Send a letter to my classmates, I know you are very familiar with those officers in the empire, can you Can't help me?"

Chu Yanzheng thought about it carefully, and asked whether he was familiar with the officers, how shameless Luo Jian was to come to him and beg for a back door?Is his relationship with Luo Jian good enough to help Luo Jian find a back door?

A new protagonist is puzzled.

After pondering for a long time, Chu Yanzheng felt that it was better to ask directly. He looked at Luo Jian suspiciously: "Why should I help you?"

Luo Jian was taken aback, hesitated for a while, and said, "Because I think you are a good person to write to my classmates... Before you found out that I was an Omega, you didn't tell me, unlike Xu Chengsheng..."

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Although he has no feelings for Luo Jian, this feeling of being randomly issued...

Chu Yanzheng smiled slightly: "I didn't say it because I think you are a good person."

Luo Jian was a little overjoyed for a while, did Chu Yanzheng's performance show that his request was meaningful?

At this moment, Chu Yanzheng touched his chin and asked again, "What is Major Koska's interview?"

"The major's interview topic is to play a game of cards with him..." Luo Jian bit her lip aggrievedly, "But before the game, he asked me what card the Soul of GTR was. I didn't know, and then he directly canceled my Qualifications for the interview..."

GTR?

Chu Yanzheng: "...Do you believe that I killed you with a GTR crash? You don't know the fantasy orange card of the Sand Sculpture Alliance? Do you know that as long as GTR is in hand, the Sand Sculptures dare to charge into the world!"

Luo Jian looked blank, apparently not understanding what Chu Yanzheng was talking about.

Chu Yanzheng looked at him with sympathetic eyes, hey, what a good protagonist, why is he so useless that he can't even play cards?

After a while, the radish that was pretending to be dead on the ground sneaked up, Chu Yanzheng glanced at it, and stared at the radish to fall down again and pretended to be dead with a sharp look.

"...I, I don't have anything." Luo Jian said timidly, seeming a little inferior.

There was really no other way, thinking of his dream of becoming the military god of the empire and reversing the low status of Omegas, Luo Jian took a deep breath and walked in front of Chu Yanzheng.

He slowly stretched his hand to his chest.

"The only thing I can exchange with you is my body... I wrote to my classmates, although you are a Beta, I think pheromones should also have an effect on you... I will make you very comfortable... "Luo Jian began to take off her clothes as if she was going all out, and closed her eyes resignedly.

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#Walk!go now!Get out if you can't go!He still has to maintain his status as a trainee magician and then advance to a formal magician in one fell swoop! #

But just when Luo Jian was about to take off her clothes, someone suddenly walked into the study room.Chu Yanzheng turned his head and saw that it was Jing Fei and "Han Lin". At this time, Jing Fei was looking curious, but "Han Lin"... Chu Yanzheng somehow had the illusion that this guy was green.

"Did I bother you?" Jing Fei asked in a tone that he thought was very tactful, he had no idea that his gossip expression had deeply betrayed him.

Chu Yanzheng shrugged his shoulders: "Not at all... People nowadays, really, want to drive at every turn, and they are not old drivers. What if the drift fails?"

Hearing the conversation between the two, Luo Jian's face was pale. He opened his eyes and felt ashamed - he wanted to use his body to bribe Chu Yanzheng, but was found out, so how should he stay in school?

He closed his eyes, feeling his self-esteem being trampled down bit by bit.

#On the importance of pretending to be a poor boy when the original protagonist becomes green tea#

result.

"I'll give you three seconds now, get out of here!" Lin Cha lowered his voice, he gritted his teeth a little, as if he was so angry - to be honest, even a man can't bear the feeling of being green!

Whether it's actually green is up for debate though.

Luo Jian trembled all over, as if she was frightened by Lin Cha, like a cute and pitiful little rabbit, she opened her big eyes and looked at Lin Cha helplessly.After being hacked to death several times by Lin Cha with his gaze, he ran towards Chu Yanzheng in a panic, trying to hide behind him.In Luo Jian's mind, only good people like "Sun Zhihan" will protect him now.

then.

Chu Yanzheng turned his body slightly.

Luo Jian fell to the ground with a snap.

The radish that had fallen on the ground was terrified by Luo Jian who suddenly fell to the ground. The small coal balls entangled on the leaves all scattered in a panic, which immediately revived the dead radish.Poor Carrot seemed to be at a loss, lying down next to Luojian in a daze.

Lin Cha snorted coldly.

Radish seemed to finally realize that something was wrong, it quickly got up from the ground, then ran to Jing Fei's trousers decisively, and then climbed along the trousers to Jing Fei's shoulder.After staying on the shoulders for a while, the radish crawled along Jing Fei's shoulders to his head. At this time, the small briquettes that had been scattered before also came back and lay down on the leaves of the radish again.

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Jing Fei looked surprised, as if he hadn't realized how much impact this carrot had on his image.

Luo Jian bit her lip, got up from the ground, and looked at Lin Cha stubbornly.According to the urine nature of the original novel, "Han Lin" should be attracted by his weak but strong gaze at this time, and then thought to himself that there are people in the world who are so stubborn!Then she fell in love with Luo Jian deeply, but now, it was not "Han Lin" standing in front of Luo Jian, but Lin Cha.

So Lin Cha just looked at Luo Jian with a half-hearted smile.

Jing Fei looked at Chu Yanzheng, then at Lin Sha, carefully asked Chu Yanzheng about the reason, and immediately showed a terrified expression: "What? He doesn't know GTR?"

The volume of this guy was a bit loud, and it immediately attracted Luo Jian's attention.Luo Jian turned her eyes to look at Jing Fei, but suddenly saw Jing Fei take out... a stack of cards.

Snapped.

Jing Fei slapped Luo Jian with a card.

"Damn it, I didn't know GTR, you play a sand sculpture alliance with a hammer!" Jing Fei looked at Luo Jian with a traitor's eyes, "Father, don't worry, I'll help you teach this salty fish a lesson!" Just waved the card and slapped Luo Jian's face.

Someone suddenly felt that the toxicity of the Wand was a bit too much.

At this time, Jing Fei turned his head and asked expectantly: "Father, you see that my son has taught you garbage like this, can you give him an orange card? Without an orange card, I will be like a salty fish like him again." What's the difference!"

... For an orange card, Jing Fei can do anything, calling him father is nothing, he even called his ancestor!

Chu Yanzheng: "..." He always felt that he saw the expression of "you will lose your dear baby" on Jing Fei's face.

After thinking about it, Chu Yanzheng was very moved, and then decided to lose this baby.

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Lin Cha (curious): By the way, what is a magician?

Jing Fei (angrily brushing his sense of existence): A man who remains a virgin at the age of 25 is an official membrane mage!

Chu Yanzheng (heartbroken): Speak well and don't be a fool, violence is not advisable.