The author of Fast Time Travel always plays the protagonist

Wei Yanhao let go of Lu Ling expressionlessly, and then followed his parents away expressionlessly. Lu Ling blushed and lowered his head and said, "Hahaha, the weather is so nice today, the sun makes me sweat, Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone looked at the bright moon in the sky, and said: "Haha, yes, the weather is really nice..."

"Yep……"

"Get out of here one by one, what's there to be shy about, the two men are just kissing, we just saw it, really, Li Xiaolin, get out of here, you're blushing."

"I……"

So, the frenzied night finally passed, and Lu Ling fell asleep after returning home. This day, he was really exhausted, mainly because his heart was too tired.

When he woke up, Lu Ling found that Nima's world had changed, she was insane.

Damn, my sister slept with Li Xiaolin!

Li Xiaolin was trembling and crouching in the corner, not daring to move, while Nie Yuanyun was sitting on the sofa like an old man, squinting at Li Xiaolin.

Lu Ling: ...

Fuck, why does it feel like the role has changed? Sister, do you want to be such a man, why don't you act like a lady?

Then Lu Ling heard Nie Yuanyun say: "I will take charge, come here."

Lu Ling: ...

Li Xiaolin walked up to Nie Yuanyun tremblingly, and said tremblingly, "Sister, I...I don't know...I, I thought...I'm sorry...Sister..."

"What are you stuttering, I forgive you."

"But……"

"But, you don't want to fall in love with me, do you? It's a good idea, and you're all fucked up. Don't talk about it, be careful that I will kill you."

Lu Ling felt that she was trembling a little too. As for why, it was because her younger sister pinched Li Xiaolin's face again, and it hurt so much to watch.

But as an elder brother, he still has to say a few words, otherwise how can he feel his presence: "Little girl, you guys shouldn't discuss about falling in love, and, now... that, should you... think about it... Contraception issue? Did you bring anything with that?"

"You mean condoms? I brought them." My sister said.

Sturdy sister, cowardly brother, alas, Lu Ling decided to let himself go, because first, he couldn't control his sister; second, he didn't dare to control his sister;

In the end, Li Xiaolin went out to look for a job, Nie Yuanyun went to work, and as for his father, he was called to work overtime in the middle of the night.

Lu Ling was packing up his things and preparing to go to work, when he received a call from Cheng Qian.

Lu Ling was a little puzzled when he picked up the phone, why did he call, but after listening to his statement, Lu Ling was speechless, because he felt that the world was about to end, and he and Zuo Yi did it too!

Oh my god, the weather is so nice!

Lu Ling: System, come out for me!

System: Dear, you called me?miss me?I miss you too, my dear.

Lu Ling: Get lost, Zuo Yi and Cheng Qian did it, does that count as having found a lover?

System: Huh?Why did you make the supporting role gay?

Lu Ling: You asked me who I would ask, but I didn't do anything at all.

System: But dear, how did they get together?

Lu Ling: I just said I didn't do anything, I don't know!

System: But you haven't left this world yet, which means you haven't completed the mission, dear, can you confirm it again?

Lu Ling: Let me check a thread to see if his butt is swollen?

System: Oh, Zuo Yi is suffering, hahaha, what a surprise.

Lu Ling: ...

System: I'm sorry, the gossip soul is out of control, dear, let me ask the master system.

Lu Ling: Yes.

Three seconds later, Lu Ling heard the explanation from the system in his head: Because they are not together, it is not counted as finding a lover, and in the process of finding a lover, you must participate, otherwise it is not considered you completed tasks.

Lu Ling: Well, you are the system, you have the final say, even if you have no reason, anyway, you are the system, I can't refute it, right, the system?

system:……

Feeling a bit cold for no reason, swollen and broken, the host doesn't want to kill me, does he?Ouch, it's so scary, hurry up and go to sleep, and hide for a while.

The system stopped talking, and Lu Ling was speechless. What the hell, I'm going to be a matchmaker, and I feel like a mole has grown on my chin, what should I do?

Lu Ling dialed Cheng Qian and asked, "Which of you two is on top?"

Cheng Qian replied: "Otherwise, why did I call you, or why did I ask you for Nie Suo's phone number, just to ask for leave for Zuo Yi. He has been beaten by me until he is unconscious, and I don't know where his phone is."

Lu Ling smiled and said, "Young people are full of vigor."

"Go to hell," Cheng Qian snarled, "Oh, I think I'll be dead when he wakes up, Zuo Yi is very good at hitting."

Lu Ling continued to smile: "He can beat you, but he still didn't push you down. He let you do it, which means he loves you."

"Ahem..." Cheng Qian's voice weakened, "Because... because he took the wrong medicine..."

"Hahaha, I also think he took the wrong medicine. I can't see that the Chairman is so awesome."

"He really took the wrong medicine. He was going to take vitamin C tablets last night, but he took an aphrodisiac, and it was for men. It's not aphrodisiac, it's...I think he feels uncomfortable. , just... just give him a solution."

Lu Ling: The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, and the plot is so bloody. Besides, comrade policemen, where did you get your aphrodisiacs? How did you confuse aphrodisiacs with vitamin C tablets?

Sure enough, there is no coincidence without a book, the ancients did not deceive me!

"Then have you asked my dad to take leave?"

"Please."

"Oh, that's all right."

"Wait, can you come and take care of him for a while, I still have classes, I will take time off to take care of him in the afternoon." Cheng Qian said.

Lu Ling thought about his work, and the time was easy to arrange anyway, so he agreed.

Cheng Qian went to class, and when Lu Ling arrived at Zuo Yi's house, he was still asleep, so Lu Ling, who knew what was going on, first went to buy ointment for Zuo Yi, and then cooked easy-to-digest porridge for Zuo Yi.

When Zuo Yi woke up, Lu Ling said with a smile: "Wake up, great, let's have some porridge. Fortunately, you don't have a fever. If you do, you will feel uncomfortable."

Lu Ling felt that he was an angel, he was so kind, he even asked for leave to take care of Zuo Yi, praise.

Lu Ling, who was full of admiration for himself, heard a voice before he could react, "I'll fuck your ancestor."

Then, Lu Ling fell to the ground and was thrown by the extremely weak Zuo Yi.

And then?

Then, Lu Ling was crushed, because after Zuo Yi threw him off, he couldn't stand upright and fell down too, so Lu Ling became a meat pad.

And then?

Then, Lu Ling heard a sentence: "You horse rider, since you fucked me, I must come back."

Lu Ling: ...

"Fuck, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding..."