The author of Fast Time Travel always plays the protagonist

What Lu Ling feared most in his life was taking a boat. The wobbly feeling made him feel uneasy, and even dizzy and flustered.

The handsome guy who was bathed in Lu Ling's vomit stared at Lu Ling coldly and said, "I'll kill you."

Enduring the nausea, Lu Ling replied: "Don't, handsome guy, don't you think it's more important to take a shower first? Ugh..."

The handsome guy who was baptized again turned around and left, leaving Lu Ling with an angry back.

"vomit……"

Lu Ling felt that his stomach acid was about to be vomited out.

Limp in place, Lu Ling felt like a salted fish as the boat swayed back and forth.

Lu Ling, a salted fish, flipped through the original text in his mind. The original text was called "The Pirate Sirmon", and it told the story of a group of pirates eating black people.

Ah bah, cheating on your sister is a story of robbing the rich and giving to the poor for the sake of the poor.

Caitlin, the heroine of this article, was born in a small seaside town. Because of her beauty, many people like her.She has a childhood sweetheart boyfriend, but the son of a rich man in the town also takes a fancy to Caitlin.

The son of a rich man framed Caitlin's boyfriend, and later her boyfriend was tortured to death, and Caitlin's personality changed drastically because of this, from the little white rabbit at the beginning to the current black rose.

She secretly sent her parents away, and then single-handedly entered the rich man's house with a knife in hand.

The son of the rich man was finally killed by her, and she was beaten half to death and thrown on the beach.

The male protagonist, Silmon, found the female protagonist and rescued her on board. After that, the two fell in love, and then joined hands to continue cheating, ah bah, continue to rob the rich and give to the poor.

After reading all the archived manuscripts, Lu Ling shouted, Damn, I am so happy to finally see an article with an end.

Wait a minute, why is there another episode?

Even though half of the story is written, the P of Nima Fanwai is the heroine and supporting role!

Looking at the sky, Lu Ling's three views were shattered again, can writing be like this?

Back to the first page, Lu Ling calmed down, because the author was Chu Xiaochi who was riding a horse.

So turning his head, Lu Ling saw the handsome guy who was spat all over by him just now, with one hand in his hair, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sang affectionately, "Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the thorns in front of you!" "Rose", Lu Ling just covered his eyes calmly, then silently scolded someone crazy, and then continued to be his own salted fish.

After the man sang, he also felt embarrassed, so he coughed a few times, went over and kicked Lu Ling who was lying on the deck with the corpse and said, "Go and wash my clothes."

Lu Ling continued to pretend to be dead, handsome guy, I don't want to see you, can you consciously get out?

"Don't pretend to be dead," said the handsome guy and kicked Lu Ling again, "Get up quickly and do my laundry."

Lu Ling suddenly opened his eyes and said, "The pirates speak Chinese for Mao?"

The handsome guy kept silent, because he found that the crew member seemed a little mentally retarded.

Forget it, Lu Ling can't understand Chu Xiaochi's world, let's just assume that what he speaks is the language of pirates.

"What did you say?" the handsome guy asked.

Lu Ling sat up with difficulty, rubbed his temples and said, "I didn't say anything, you're hallucinating, handsome guy."

"Call me Captain, you bastard," the handsome guy kicked Lu Ling lightly again and said, "Go and wash my clothes."

"Are your hands a decoration? Can't you wash them yourself?" Lu Ling continued to rub his head, because he knew that this handsome guy must be Wei Yanhao.

Facts have proved that all the masters being played must be Wei Yanhao.

And the protagonists being played are basically the original male protagonists.

"You vomit dirty." The handsome guy said.

"But that dress is not mine." Lu Ling said.

"You vomit dirty." The handsome guy said.

"But I didn't spit on you, you stood at the downwind by yourself."

"You spit dirty." The handsome guy repeated.

"Okay, you won, bring the clothes."

Lu Ling spread his hands, how could he forget, his Wei Yanhao was also named Wei Sansui, basically there was nothing to discuss, especially before he remembered that he was Wei Yanhao, he was just a naive ghost.

Of course, in fact, Lu Ling also deliberately opposed him because he knew that he was Wei Yanhao. After all, if it was someone else, Lu Ling would definitely help him wash the clothes. After all, it was he who vomited.

"Get it yourself, smelly." The handsome guy said.

The handsome guy should be the hero of this article, Hilmon, and the captain of the warm pirate ship.

"Looking at me like this, you think I can move?" Lu Ling shrugged and said, "Go and get it for me."

"I'm not going." Hillmon said.

"..."

"I dont go."

Lu Ling: ...

Leaning back, Lu Ling lay down again, not because he was lazy, but because he was really dizzy.

The handsome guy Hilmon looked at Lu Ling, "tsk", and hugged him up, "I'm seasick, I still want to be a pirate, and I still have the face to say that I can't move."

Lu Ling didn't say anything, the handsome guy continued: "I'll take you down, I'll ask Lucy to check on you later, you go to bed first."

After saying that, Xiermen carried Lu Ling to the cabin.

This pirate ship wasn't too big, but although the sparrow was small, it had all the internal organs. Moreover, the pirates often went to sea for more than ten days, so the accommodation conditions were not bad, and every two people shared a small room.

The crew member who lived with Lu Ling was named Abelson, a black man who basically turned off the lights, so no one could see him.

Seeing Lu Ling being carried down, Abelson grinned and said, "Hey, Captain, your new love vomited again?"

Silmon ignored Abelson at all, but directly put Lu Ling on his bed, turned to Abelson and said, "I'll be back in six days, if you still feel dizzy by then, send it back. We don't have idiots on board." .”

Lu Ling glared at Xiermeng, then turned her head and ignored him, thinking in her heart, there will be a day when you beg me, hmph.

The next day, Lu Ling almost knew what was going on.

This is the beginning of the plot. Because the village was destroyed, he came to seek refuge with Silmon, but after getting on the boat, he realized that he was seasick.

But in the original text, Hedesling got used to it after three days, so what about Lu Ling himself?

Lu Ling felt that his hair was going to turn gray. After taking a sip of water, Lu Ling said to Lucy, the ship doctor in front of him, "Do you think I can still be saved?"

"Honey, you have to believe that habits can change many things." Beautiful Lucy said.

Lucy is the female supporting role in the novel, that is, the woman who is with the heroine in the last episode.

Thinking of this, Lu Ling felt dizzy for a while, Chu Xiaochi must have something wrong with his mind.

Fortunately, he didn't publish this article. If he did, he wouldn't be scolded to death. Writing like this is definitely looking for a beating!

On the fifth day after Lu Ling came to this world, he finally saw the dawn of life, because he was able to eat.

Tears streaming down his face and vomiting for five days, Lu Ling finally stood up in the face of difficulties.

After eating simple rice porridge, Lu Ling said to Lucy, "Honey, how am I doing?"

Lucy looked at him encouragingly and said, "Very good, dear, I knew you would be successful."

"Lucy, whoever marries you must be favored by God."

Lucy smiled, not only beautiful, but also very gentle, which made people feel like spring breeze.

Lu Ling felt that his heart was going to melt, he stared at Lucy's big eyes infatuatedly, and finally he could only sigh in his heart, it's a pity, if he doesn't want to marry her, he will definitely marry her.

Lu Ling, who was already bent, scolded Wei Yanhao in his heart, because of him, Lu Ling would have no children and grandchildren!

Silmon opened the door and came in, and then received a blank stare from Lu Ling.

The bewildered Hilmon also stared at Lu Ling and said, "Lucy, I picked someone up, see if you can save him, if you can't save me, throw it away."

Lucy smiled slightly and said, "Yes, Captain."

Lu Ling, who had been paralyzed for several days, decided to go out for a walk as well. After all, if he was lying down all the time, his health would not get better.

When going out, Lu Ling glared at Hilmon again, Hilmon continued to be puzzled, and then rolled his eyes back at Lu Ling.

Lu Ling was speechless, and suddenly found that his IQ seemed to have dropped a lot. It was really close to the vermilion, the red, the ink, the black, and the mentally handicapped idiot.

He was not in good health. When Lu Ling was on the deck, he was unsteady and almost fell, so the captain behind him laughed, and even pointed at him and said, "You weak chicken."

Lu Ling: ...

Okay, Captain, you managed to get my attention, before you remember, let me see if I can't kill you!

Jealous of evil like revenge, no, Lu Ling, who has revenge for revenge, secretly made up his mind.

But just as he stood firm again and was about to climb onto the deck, when his feet were empty, he was hugged by Hillmon again.

Lu Ling is speechless, everyone who wears Mao Wei Yanhao likes the princess hug so much?

After being put on the deck by Silmon, Lu Ling saw a man covered in blood not far away.

Lucy was kneeling beside him to treat him, and after the most basic rescue was done, Lucy wiped his face, and everyone discovered that this thin-looking person was a woman.

When everyone was shocked by this woman's beauty, only Lu Ling lost his focus, because what he kept thinking in his heart was, what the fuck, this heroine has no breasts because of hair, don't ordinary heroines have the face of angels and devils? Is it tall?

But this was all in his head. Lu Ling knew that this woman was Caitlin, the heroine of this article, who later trained Hilmon from a poisonous tongue to a loyal dog.

Caitlin was just saved, and Lucy took care of everything for her.

Lu Ling actually came a little earlier than Caitlin, and most of this little time was spent lying on the bed like a salted fish.

Now that Lu Ling was standing on the deck, it was the first time for many crew members to see him. To show their friendship, Lu Ling waved his hand and smiled at everyone, "Hi, I'm Hedesling."

Then Lu Ling received many, many looks with red hearts, Lu Ling was speechless, and cursed again in her heart: "This damn heartthrob attribute."

Silmon told the crew to disperse, then pulled Lu Ling over and said, "You, stay by my side from now on."

"Why?" If Lu Ling remembers correctly, he was a handyman at the beginning. Together with the hostess, the two always cleaned the deck, cleaned up the garbage, and even helped to boil hot water and cook. In short, it was all chores. Do both.

In this article, Lu Ling has no feelings for the heroine, because he loves the heroine as his younger sister. The reason is that his only sister died of illness before he came to this ship.

Silmon didn't know how to answer Lu Ling, because the crew members were all men, and many of them were men and women. From their reaction just now, we knew that Silmon hoped that Lu Ling would at least not be in a state where he didn't know anything. , was eaten up by them.

"Because I need an assistant." Silmon answered boldly.

"But I'm seasick."

"Just get used to it."

"But you stared at me just now." Lu Ling played a rogue.

Silmon was speechless, stared at Lu Ling and said angrily, "That's because you stared at me first."

Seeing Hilmon's eyes open angrily, Lu Ling couldn't help but burst out laughing, as expected, his mental age was only three years old.

"How dare you laugh at me?"

"Yes, I dare." Lu Ling gave Silmon a disdainful look, then turned and left.

After walking a few steps, he wanted to see how the impatient Hilmon looked like, so he turned his head, and then there were only two words left in his mind: Fuck, ah, ah, ah, ah...

Silmon looked upright, looked at the sea in front of him and said, "Spring is here, I'm so excited."

Silmon was upright, and said to the flying waves: "Spring is the season of enthusiasm."

Silmon was upright, and said to the seagull chasing the wind: "In spring, do you want to have another half?"

Silmon was upright, and said to his little jj: "In spring, will you still be hungry and thirsty?"

Silmon looked upright and said to the blue sky, "Why am I still a virgin?"

Silmon was full of righteousness and sang on the deck: "Where is the spring, where is the spring, in the eyes of that child, you can see the red flowers, the green grass, and the little oriole that can sing..."

……

After Hilmon finished singing, he stood on the deck in a daze.

Fuck, now it's not just hot eyes, but also hot ears.

Chu Xiaochi remembers to be careful when walking, if you are beaten, it means you have been punished.

After talking about it hundreds of times in his heart, Lu Ling decided not to let go of this opportunity, so he walked up to Hilmon in a few steps, looked at Hilmon disdainfully, and said two words one by one: " idiot!"