[Football] Crown of Thorns

英国当地时间23日19：45，2011-12赛季欧洲足球冠军联赛第5轮比赛日F组的焦点之战在伦敦酋长球场展开争夺，最张主场作战的阿森纳2比2战平多特蒙德，因同组的另一场比赛马赛主场0比1不敌奥林匹亚科斯，多特蒙德得以提前锁定F小组头名晋级下一轮淘汰赛。

Although Dortmund lost to Marseille in the previous group stage, because Marseille lost to Arsenal and Olympiakos respectively, according to the rules of the game, Marseille can only guarantee a chance to advance if they beat Dortmund in the last round of away games.

Of course, for the Borussia Dortmund club, the result of successfully advancing to the next round made the hard-working players very excited. On the plane back home, they kept making noises, and the whole cabin was messed up by singing and taking selfies.

Jia Ma, who has always been sparse, finally posted a post on his facebook that was almost growing grass: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] Qualified!Looking forward to the next opponent!

Soon after his post, someone replied: Congratulations!

As expected of Jia Ma's good friend, Veloso returned to him the fastest.

Even though it was night, as people replied, Jia Ma was constantly being @ him in a rare spontaneous state, and most of them congratulated him.

Of course, there are those who came over to be nervous: Congratulations!The game after qualifying early! [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

Because November 11 is the fifth round match day of the UEFA Champions League group stage, and the matches of each group are played in various places. Real Madrid, which has the most members of the Portuguese national team playing for the super giants, has already qualified ahead of the fifth round match. Therefore, Real Madrid's game against the visiting Dinamo Zagreb at home today can be described as quite easy, leading by four goals in the first half alone.In the end, Real Madrid defeated Dinamo Zagreb 23-5 at home. They won all 8 games in the group stage, scored 2 goals and conceded 5 goals, securing the top spot in the group and entering the top 18.

After receiving the reply from his captain Deser, Gama was speechless. He first flipped through the sports news on his mobile phone, and then turned to the official website of Real Madrid. That's cool, everyone on the forward line scored goals, Ronaldo, Benzema, Callejon, Higuain, Ozil all scored goals, and Ronaldo, Callejon and Benzema all scored goals. It was scored twice, and the game continued until the final stage, because the Real Madrid defense made continuous mistakes because of too much kicking and flying waves, so that Zagreb Dinamo's Badelli and Tomecek each scored a goal. The ball saved some face (San Cassie, who turned his head away from watching the game: I didn't play, finally I'm not the one who was cheated!).

Seeing this, Gama glanced at the scorer list ranked by the Real Madrid club. Unsurprisingly, Ronaldo topped the list, and then he glanced at the assist list—hey, Kaka's assist data so far ——It’s really picturesque, the first place—it seems that he is not only the top assist player in the Real Madrid club, but also Kaka is now in the top three in the La Liga assist list!

Gama rubbed his chin, ready to simply search and take a look at the situation of La Liga - since the beginning of the year, that is, the second half of last season, the Brazilian superstar who recovered from his health has made a heroic turnaround. In the previous year and a half The Brazilian, who was ridiculed by many Real Madrid fans and people in the industry for buying a high-priced drinking fountain keeper, slapped those people in the face with his return to the assist list...

"You're watching the news from Real Madrid!"

Gama, who was flipping through the news, looked back at Hummels who poked his head from behind, "Well, they have advanced."

"It was already advanced ahead of time."

Hummels back.

Gama pulled his lips, "Okay, Real Madrid who successfully qualified..."

Hummelme burst out laughing, "I heard that Mourinho dislikes Casillas very much, you see he didn't let Casillas propose"

Glancing at Hummels who was trying to gossip, Gama was speechless, "What do you mean not liking Casillas? It's because Casillas is injured, okay?"

"Hehe~"

Damn, this kind of unhealthy trend must be attacked, there is nothing wrong with it-Gama, who brought the unhealthy trend to Portugal and Germany, thought unconsciously, and then raised his eyebrows.

"what happened?"

"what?"

"Look at your constipated expression, do you want me to find you a home remedy?"

"You're constipated!"

Hummels gave Gama a blank look, "I'm just looking at Kaka."

Gama looked down, and in the picture posted on Real Madrid's official website, his captain was excitedly hugging his teammate with the number 8 on his back. Of course, the jersey had the name on it, Kaka.

"what happened?"

"I had some regrets before, his injury..." Hummelme said with emotion, "After the 10-year World Cup, his injury was known all over Europe, and then there was surgery, comeback, and sitting on the bench... You know, every time I see him, I think of Kaka, Prince San Siro..."

"Red and black AC, the best Kaka!"

Gama added.

"That's right!"

Hummels lay on the back of the chair and looked at the picture on Gama's phone, "Speaking of which, the relationship between Ronaldo and Kaka is really good!"

"Yeah, when I was on the phone with Cristiano, I talked to him. He is really nice, very polite and..."

Talking about this, Gama talked a lot with interest, but he didn't notice that Hummels stared at him strangely for a while after hearing what he said on the phone.

"Shiko!"

After Jia Ma finally finished picking it up, Hummels stretched out his hand and patted Jia Ma on the head with admiration, "You are so simple!"

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Gama, who always felt that Hummels was smiling strangely, glared at him.

Hummels laughed but didn't answer, and Ge Xiaoce, who had been pretending to be asleep, couldn't help it anymore, "Have you really never heard of the rumors about CisKa?"

"Uh, what's that?"

Gama looked puzzled.

Gama, who had been rumored by the German gossip tabloids for a while, had a certain love tendency, he really didn't realize at all why his teammates looked at him with weird expressions.

Don't look at Agostinho, because of the gossip about Gama's love interests that are different from ordinary people, he immediately arranged a lot of scandals for Gama, but Gama really only thinks these are jokes, he is just lazy to deal with these rumors Forget it, in his mind, he never thought about who has such a tendency...

"So," Ge Xiaoce looked at Hummels with a sad face, "So, it's not that there is something wrong with Xiko, but that he really, really writes to the point where he doesn't understand at all!"

As early as they started to gossip about this topic, the noisy teammates crowded around, and when they heard Ge Xiaoce's conclusion, they nodded almost at the same time.

"I thought...it turned out that Xiko really didn't know!!!"

"That's right, obviously how you look at him in normal times, he and Mario are gentle..." When Weidenfeller said this, the background sound was Ge Xiaoce and Sven shouting "it's none of my business" at the same time , "That guy made people blind, but it turned out..." He clicked his tongue twice, with a look of unbearable looking back.

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Jia Ma, who was ridiculed by the crowd, was very indignant, "I don't have a base, you are a base, you are all a base!!!"

Gama, who had drawn hatred from the group, was hit with a 'destructive' blow by his teammates, which made him not recover until he got off the plane.

Rubbing his blushing face, Jia Ma secretly cursed bitterly: Damn it, you Germans, just wait and see!

…………

The Dortmund players had just played the UEFA Champions League group stage on the 23rd, and then they ushered in the club's Ruhr Derby opponent Schalke 04.

However, despite ushering in the deadly opponent, Dortmund coach Klopp still rotated the main players.

Except for the injured Sven and Gotze, the main players Gama and Gross Kreutz who played in the Champions League have been rested.

"Hey, I really want to play the derby."

Ge Xiaoce, who would not let himself calm down even if he was injured, complained to Jia Ma like this.

"...I'm tired."

Jia Ma rolled his eyes, and continued to do leg stretching exercises on the machine.

Ge Xiaoce, who had a strained calf, held his chin, "Why don't you just stay here..."

"Don't go!"

Before he could finish speaking, Jia Ma cut off his words.

"I haven't said anything yet!"

"Thank you, don't go!"

"...You are really boring."

"Hehe~"

"Xiko, if you do this again, I will turn my face!"

"Ah!"

"...Well, you are the uncle!"

"Good, grandson (Chinese)!"

"What did you say?"

"Hehe~"

Ge Xiaoce: I really want to strangle this shameless bastard to death! ! !

…………

In the 14th round of the Bundesliga, Dortmund will play Schalke 11 at home on November 26.

Gama sat in the stands to watch the game with a few teammates who were unable to play or took turns.

For the experience of sitting in the stands and watching his teammates play, Gama really has not experienced much, and this feeling is quite fresh.

From time to time, fans stretched out their hands through the fence to take pictures and autographs. Gama also smiled and shook hands and took pictures and autographs one by one. It felt more tiring than playing football.

Finally sitting down to drink some water, Goetze, who was a little bored waiting for the start of the game, caught Gama and decided to give him another club history lesson, which gave Gama a headache.

"Please, I'm only in charge of playing football, don't talk about this kind of history~"

"Can't!"

Ge Xiaoce rejected Jia Ma's request very seriously.

"Oh God, spare me!"

"You are from Dortmund now, so you must keep in mind all kinds of information about the club..."

Ge Xiaoce, who Barabara was talking about, was really proud of being a Dortmund man at this time-but no one could have predicted the future. The proud little fat man in the yellow and black jersey has left the Hornet Legion with the reputation of a 'traitor', and the past has become a thing of the past.

"...Speaking of today's opponent, Schalke 04, as our mortal enemy in the derby, you know, the kind that no one can lose to him..."

Ge Xiaoce, who was still in Bala, was frothing all over his mouth, Jia Ma silently wiped the saliva splashed on his face, and silently handed over the bottle of water.

Ge Xiaoce, who took a sip of the water, kept going, while the teammates sitting on the other side had already run away from the two of them.

Gama, who was speechless, could only continue to pretend to be listening, but in fact, he focused all his attention on the live commentary above his head.

"...Speaking of which, our performance against the miners was not good!"

"Well, judging from the current records, our two teams have fought a total of 39 games in history. Dortmund has 8 wins, 18 draws and 13 losses. Dortmund has played a total of 19 games against Shakhtar at home, with 4 wins, 8 draws and 7 losses. We are at a disadvantage. However, judging from recent game results, Dortmund has 8 wins, 6 draw and 1 loss in the last 1 games, and our state is at its best..."

“但不可否认的是，我们的对手沙尔克04最近8场比赛的成绩是5胜2平1负，他们的状态也非常好……”

"...Okay, now the starting rosters of both sides have come out, let me take a look..."

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PS: Let me emphasize that although this article generally follows certain realistic routes, the more it is fixed, the more it will be empty~

PS: But by the way, in reality, neither C Rokaka nor Saint Cassie played in this UEFA Champions League game. The real score of this game was 6 to 2!