[Football] Crown of Thorns

Host: "It's not wrong to fall in love with you, what's wrong is that you are such a person!" "

1L: Yo bosom friend, the host is feeling frustrated?

2L: I have a little sympathy for the poster, but you sent it to the wrong place!

3L: That's right, this kind of topic should go out and turn left to the emotional column!

5L: What does it matter, let us have fun by telling it!

6L: Agree upstairs +1

7L: That's right, it's lonely in the middle of the night, so let's pass the time!

8L: +1

9L: +1

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14L: ...I am the landlord!Just summed up what I wanted to say, and it turned out... you guys are really too much.

15L: Petting the host's dog's head, it's okay, this is love!

16L: ...Forget it, I know that you are not good people, but I am different, I am a very good person, so I jumped over the wall to broadcast the scene.

17L: Hey, didn't the host come to complain about emotional problems?

18L: Get lost, I'm not the kind of person who just whimpers when encountering relationship problems, if my man dares to cheat, I will definitely castrate him!

19L: This tone... I just want to know, is the host a man or a woman?

20L: Touch, this is the iron-blooded woman in our forum, don't mistake me next time.

21L: Not much to say, let’s talk about the host’s favorite first—in the summer of 11, the host occasionally saw a sports interview program on CCTV. I really didn’t expect that the gorgeous and thorough Brother Xuan would invite a brunette Blue-eyed fruit tooth little fresh meat~~

22L: Haha, I know, I know, sucking, it’s really smooth and shiny little fresh meat~~

23L: ...image, pay attention to image~~It is really a very delicious little grape~~

24L: How do you all know?

25L: Newcomer upstairs, please look up the notes at the bottom of the jar.

26L: I didn’t expect that there are CJ people in this jar who don’t know about it~~

27L: ...Did I go to the wrong place! ! !

28L: That's right, this is the football forum!

29L: Brackets—face control!

30L: ………

31L: Don’t gossip, let’s talk about the topic I want to talk about first—I’ve been obsessed with that little grape since then, but, but, the point is, this little grape is a shy and social green grape, he Actually don’t open Facebook or blog, there is no way to socialize on the Internet! ! !

32L: Yes, yes, in order to find out the news about this green grape, my sister, I am easy, made a special trip over the wall to look for it at the leader of his family, but there was nothing. The leader of his family did not even have his social account. I found his information on the official website of the Guoguoya national team.

33L: José Francisco da Gama (José Francisco da Gama), born on May 1989, 5 in the small town of Santa Cruz-da Graciosa, Graciosa Island, Azores, Portugal, 13 meters tall , weighing 1.85 kg, besides Portuguese, he also understands German, French, English and Chinese! ! !

34L: See, he understands Chinese.

35L: It is proficient!

36L: Nodding, everyone who watched that episode knows that this little grape not only understands Chinese, but also speaks it very fluently. According to gossip from Brother Xuan, he also knows the history of the Hua Dynasty very well. very skilled.

37L: Eh, so there is such a thing, I don't even know.

38L: Tsk tsk, the upstairs is too OUT!

39L: Okay, let’s continue to talk about the topic I want to talk about - after I fell in love with Little Putao, I searched everywhere for his information, and I also started to pay attention to the news of the Hornets. Little Putao performed quite well in the Bundesliga. Excellent, he was the best foreign aid in the Bundesliga last season, and was also rated as the biggest contributor to the national team's entry into the European Cup finals in Guoguo.

40L: Young, handsome and talented, licking the screen~

41L: Haha, I heard that the captain of Guoguoya likes him very much. After the World Cup in 10, he gave him three pairs of special sneakers. Before Christmas in 11, he even gave him a carload of gifts to his little core.

42L: ...Actually, I want to say that Ronaldo is no longer the team leader!He's approaching his 27th birthday soon.

43L: Nonsense, Ronaldo will always be the team leader in our hearts!

44L: Captain Crybaby!

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55L: Haha, it's crooked again.

56L: Well, although the little grape I was chasing was a bit difficult to find daily traces outside of the game, but he finally opened Facebook after the European Cup qualifiers in the summer of 11, but most of the time I can see his face Books are managed by the agent, and Little Putao has almost never shown her face, which makes me very disappointed... But God paid off, finally one day, Little Putao personally posted the news on his Facebook, and It's still big when you let it go~~

57L: Hahaha, laughing~~

58L: That’s right, there are so many photos of the Portuguese national team~~

59L: Tsk tsk, I really didn't expect that our master Pei turned out to be such a literary fan~

60L: I sniff roses like a tiger!

61L: Spray, smell the rose haha, smell the rose, I think it smells like stinky feet!

62L: Wei Shao is really our young master, look at his interaction with Golden Retriever~~

63L: Looks like an old man~

64L: Golden Retriever feels good~

65L: That's right, that's right, and...

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72L: Don't be like this, don't you listen to me continuing~~

73L: Please, please~~

74L: After that, my little Putao only posted photos of my teammates occasionally, but there was no other news at all. Then, on Christmas in 11, when Guoguoya’s national team filmed a promotional video for the European Cup, Little Putao once again released a very grievance Sad news - he didn't get a Christmas present!

75L: So all the teammates of the Guoguoya national team expressed that they gave away all of them, but the golden retriever was not given away!

76L: The team leader sent a carload of gifts—and Kaka's real-name authentication!Alive~~

77L: Cris Kaka!

78L: Hehehe~~

79L: Next, there will be a big bang, big news coming! ! ! [video]

80L: What is this......

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91L: Ha, ha, ha! ! !

92L: So, so cute!

93L: I just want to say to Uncle Deng, let go of that grape and let me do it!

94L: What I want to say is, Sven, you are so useless, you were snatched away by Uncle Deng.

95L: Mario is useless, he even patted the table hahaha, damn it~

96L: Upstairs, you stood on the wrong CP!haha~

97L: Hey, Uncle Deng is mighty!

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Gama moved the mouse away, rubbed his forehead, and wanted to cry!

What happened to the girls in Huaguo, why did their thoughts become so evil!

Since the video of him being forced to kiss by the deputy team in front of all his teammates was uploaded on the Internet that night, it has spread all over the world at a flying speed.

He was not only reported by the media about the so-called romantic moment, but also ridiculed by many teammates who knew each other.

Those bastards not only laughed at him, but also kept reposting that video...

Even his father, Ernesto, who is not very good at using computers, made a special phone call to ask what was going on, why there were pictures of him kissing men everywhere in Portuguese domestic newspapers.

And when he entered the Huaguo network as a routine and scanned the news posts, I don't know who posted the content of this post with the name of the football forum but actually the base of the rotten girls—fuck him MD Little Grape Green Grape , sir!

Such unscrupulous content can be displayed to the public, people of Huaguo, what is wrong with you!

I must have gone to the wrong world!

(Tianyin: You finally guessed it!)

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随着联赛的继续进行，紧接着多特蒙德在联赛第19轮以3比1拿下霍芬海姆，联赛第20轮2比0胜纽伦堡，取得下半赛季联赛三连胜。

2月3日的联赛打完，5号是C罗纳尔多27岁的生日，因为多特蒙德7号有比赛所以加马并不能去马德里参加他家队长的生日聚会。

Jia Ma had no choice but to send his custom-made birthday present and also called to congratulate him.

"What is this you sent?"

Ronaldo on the other end of the phone was very excited, and he could hear that he was very happy.

"Well, it's a safety buckle."

Gama replied.

Since he joined the Portuguese national team, Ronaldo has been taking good care of him and gave him many gifts, which made Gama feel very embarrassed.

Last year, for Ronaldo's birthday, he sent a large barrel of German specialty beer to the past. Although his captain didn't drink much, the large barrel of beer was well received by those who attended the captain's birthday party that day.

This year, after much deliberation, Garmas finally ordered a safety clasp of Hetian jade in Hong Kong through the Internet.

Originally, he wanted to order the captain's favorite shiny diamond jewelry, but after consulting his teammates, he realized that Europe is very particular about gifts, and he couldn't give the captain jewelry...

Strange, the earring that the captain usually wears is said to be given by his friend Kaka, so is it all right?

And Sven, who heard his question, showed him a very resentful smile, "You didn't even give me a present!"

Touching the goose bumps that were disgusted by Sven, Jia Ma shivered, "I want to throw up!"

"Yo, it's been a few months, whose?"

Behind him, Mario asked.

Jia Ma turned his head and raised his middle finger at the group of shameless bastards who 'eavesdropped' on his chat with Sven, "Get lost!"

"Good guy!"

"Based on your size, Mario, wait for me to blow you up next time!"

"Hehe, popping chrysanthemum!"

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"Very beautiful and Richie loves it too!"

"Uh, Richie?"

"It's Kaka." A hint of embarrassment could be heard from the laughter of his team leader, "Where did you buy it? Rich also wants to buy one."

"Oh, ordered from Hong Kong..."

Putting down the phone, Jia Ma shook his head. His team leader really has a very good relationship with Kaka. It is really enviable to have such a good friend who can fight together!