[Football] Crown of Thorns

The awards ceremony on stage was proceeding step by step, but Jia Ma, who returned to the stage, was a little distracted.

Crowds gather, lamps and shadows flicker, rainbows and shadows intertwine, and scenes fly by like fleeting shadows. For a moment, Jia Ma feels as if he is outside the world. These people, these things, all kinds of things, he is watching He watched and watched, but he didn't feel the slightest empathy.

In this world, far and near, irrelevant and related to him, all kinds of... What is the meaning?

With his forehead resting on his palm, Gama, who was slightly crooked, looked away.

It wasn't until Monet beside him gently pinched his waist, that Jia Ma was startled back to his mind.

"how?"

Monet asked in a low voice.

Noticing her concerned eyes, Gama gratefully held her fingertips, "Sorry, I was distracted."

"What are you thinking about?"

"No, nothing."

Gama smiled, but did not answer her question.

If the literary fan that popped up all of a sudden is really sour, it will make people laugh.

The man on stage was Brazil coach Felipe Scolari. He held up the letter in his hand, announcing that former U.S. women's soccer coach Pia Sandhaje, a Swede, had won the award for the best women's soccer coach.

Ms. Pia, who used to be an assistant coach of the Chinese women's football team, sang excitedly when she came to the stage to accept the award. She won the award because the Swede led the US women's football team to win the Olympic women's football championship in 2012.

While applauding and congratulating, Monet watched the female coach on the stage receiving the trophy appreciatively, and asked Gama:

"Suddenly remembered, you didn't participate in the London Olympics?"

"Eh? Why should I participate?"

Gama looked bewildered.

"Because you should be regarded as an Olympic football player at that time!"

As a British citizen of the host city of the London Olympic Games, Monet believes that he is also very familiar with the Olympic events.

"I'm participating in the European Cup!"

Gama made a puzzled expression with his eyes wide open.

Monet laughed at his actions, "The European Cup is over when the Olympics starts."

"Well," Gama scratched his forehead, "Although I didn't say it explicitly, the Olympic team generally does not select players of the right age who have already entered the adult national team to participate. Only the three over-age players may be members of the national team." ——To bully a colleague who is not of the same level, I can't afford to lose that person!

"That's it!"

Monet nodded. Although she is a fan, she only knows the rules of the game, and she doesn't know much about other aspects.

Thinking of the National Olympic Team, Gama curled his lips secretly: He recalled why Leizi was forcibly recalled from Brazil back then. Wasn’t it just to participate in the National Youth Team competition, and then hehehehe beeped—unlucky Lei What a pity!

After that, Paulo Bento, head coach of the Portuguese national team, took over the award of the best men's football coach from Scolari. In 2012, he led the Portuguese team to win the European Cup as he wished, although many people laughed at him Win the championship, but Bento doesn't care about the cynicism of outsiders, after all, he led the team to win the championship!

Gama stared at the trophy in Bento's hand for a while, then murmured, "I wonder if sir can let me touch that thing."

Monet glanced at the little boyfriend next to him with a funny look, and found this big boy more and more interesting.

FIFA President Sepp Blatter took the stage to present the FIFA President's Special Award to the "Football Emperor" Franz Beckenbauer.

FIFA Vice-President Ali Ben Hussein announced the FIFA Fair Play Award, which was awarded to the Football Association of Uzbekistan.

Then came the announcement of Puskas' Best Goal of the Year Award. The football legend "Golden Retriever" Valderrama and braided coach Gullit were about to reveal the mystery. The hairstyle competition and the amusing performance eased the atmosphere a lot. Everyone laughed and applauded the two famous players.

However, the results announced after the two tore open the letter surprised many people.

Neymar, who was sitting next to Gama, poked his head again, "I think your goal in the European Cup should be selected."

After speaking, this idle Brazilian youth stood up and walked to the stage.

Puskas' Goal of the Year Award went to the Slovakian international Stoč, who faced Gensel Borigi on March 2012, 3 when he represented Fenerbahçe. Adjusting a right-footed volley to score the goal brought him the trophy.

Atlético Madrid's Colombian international Falcao, who scored a superb overhead kick in Atletico's away game against Galli América, finished second.

The Brazilian Neymar ranked third in Santos's game against the International after breaking into the penalty area with a small volley.

"What did he just say?"

Although Monet can be regarded as a schoolmaster with both beauty and wisdom, but at present she has not yet lit up the Portuguese language skills - the English used by Gama and Neymar earlier - Monet decided to learn Portuguese after returning. Scheduled.

"Praise me."

Gama replied shamelessly.

Before he came to the stage to accept the award, he came to praise you first, are you so gay!

Monet adjusted his sitting posture with a blank face—I always feel that men are a bit natural, Monet, who is a woman from a corrupt country, thought.

On the stage, Scottish singer Amy Macdonald sang on stage, and then presented the Miss World Football Award.

U.S. goalkeeper Solo, accompanied by Blatter, presented Wambach with the FIFA Miss World Footballer's award. Scored 32 goals in the game.

Then, the most critical FIFA Ballon d'Or will be announced.

Cannavaro, the former captain of the Italian national team, came out of the stage. With a radiant smile on his head, he stood in front of the microphone holding a letter with the list of winners in his hand.

Cannavaro smiled, and after talking on the phone first, he opened the letter and showed a decent smile.

"He is a pioneer who loves to break records, he is a frontrunner who is becoming a legend, and he is a superstar who attracts the attention of the world..."

The Italian iron guard purposely spoke a long series of vague compliments that could be put on the top three candidates in this year's competition, which made people's hearts itch and wished they could rush over and directly call out the names of the winners.

Jia Ma clenched his palms tightly, and his mouth kept moving, looking a bit like he was praying.

Monet looked at Gama's nervous expression with interest, and felt more and more that the saying that men are all natural is too true. Speaking of it, from a biological point of view, most human beings actually have two-sided sexuality hidden in their bodies. , but whether it can be stimulated is the key point, maybe I can try to study the genetics...

Also a little distracted, Monet was thinking, and the sudden outburst of shouts startled her.

Gama jumped up excitedly, he waved his arms and shouted 'Cristiano' loudly! ! !

Huh?

Monet looked up, and on the stage, the bald iron guard raised the letter in his hand, clapped his hands with a smile on his face, for Ronaldo who was the first to go up after pulling his suit and hugging the person next to him.

"It's really him!"

"Whoa whoa, that's great!!!"

Gama, who was still excited, punched twice again. Under the attention of the audience, Ronaldo, who came onto the stage, waved his hand.

"Excited?"

On the stage, Cannavaro asked Ronaldo.

Ronaldo smiled, "Of course."

"It seemed that someone in the audience was happier than you just now."

Cannavaro pretended not to know who it was and asked Ronaldo.

Ronaldo laughed. He leaned slightly and put his mouth in front of the microphone, "Xiko, thank you for being so excited. Don't worry, I will give you a new year's gift. You don't need to remind me in this way."

hahaha~~~

Loud laughter erupted in the venue, and many people turned their attention to Jia Ma again.

Jia Ma felt very aggrieved, he pouted and yelled loudly, "Captain, I want to hug the football you are about to lift and lend me to play for three days!!!"

Boom, there was laughter again in the venue, and Ronaldo's club teammates were also booing.

"That's right, I'll borrow it for three days after I go back!"

Ramos yelled.

Marcelo waved, "It's the same, I want it too!!!"

Hearing the request from his teammates, Ronaldo shook his head vigorously like Grandet, "This is not good, this is mine, don't borrow it!"

"Riccardo, let Cristiano lend it to us~~~"

The bad friends continued to make noise.

The personable Kaka smiled with an elegant smile, "Cristiano is too stingy, I guess I won't even borrow him if I want to hug him later."

Ronaldo on the stage showed unbelievable aggrieved eyes, "God Ricardo, you actually, actually slandered me like this???"

Kaka smiled and showed her big white teeth, "So, you mean I can borrow it?"

"of course not!"

Ronaldo blurted out the same thing.

People at the scene were laughing to and fro, and found that Ronaldo, who seemed to be speaking the truth, blinked and blinked, while Kaka and Messi beside him stretched out their hands and gave him a high five behind his back.

People burst into laughter again, Ronaldo, who didn't know what happened, turned his head, but saw nothing.

hahaha~~

And the bigwigs from all sides in the arena were not angry, they watched with smiles as the gang of lads had a good time on the stage.

On the contrary, Gama, who caused this series of problems, sat down again as if nothing had happened, and Neymar beside him looked at him with admiration.

After the quarrel, when Ronaldo finally lifted the golden football, there was warm applause in the audience.

Ronaldo, who finally won the Ballon d'Or again, is on his way to a glorious football career.

He set records, conquered the world with amazing performances, and he is striding forward to legend.

…………

After the FIFA Golden Globe awards ceremony, Gama, who walked out of the venue, was blocked by reporters at the door.

"What?"

Hearing all kinds of questions from the reporters in front of him, Gama couldn't help but want to rub his ears—what does it mean that I publicly provoke Ronaldo?What is I going to challenge Ronaldo for the captain's position in the national team?What is extreme disrespect to FIFA, etc., etc.?

Please explain to me, are all the questions you ask come up with human brains?

However, Gama couldn't answer like that.

"Are you joking?"

Gama made a surprised and unbelievable expression, "I have a very good relationship with Cristiano as teammates. He is the captain of my national team. I respect him very much. I think he is worthy of being the No. 1, with him is our current team that keeps working hard.”

"So what do you think about Ronaldo's claim that he didn't vote for Messi?"

Hey, brother reporter, is it still interesting to ask such a question, the awards are over?

"Cristiano didn't vote, he didn't vote for Messi, he didn't vote at all, I think this issue has been explained many times before, because he missed the national team game due to injury, so he lost the eligibility to vote! OK!"

"When the three candidates Messi, Kaka and Ronaldo attended the press conference before the awards ceremony, Ronaldo said that he had a clear conscience. What do you think of his words!"

"Of course he has a clear conscience. His achievements are obvious to all. Without Cristiano, we would not have such a champion team."

"Kaka said he was very grateful to you for your encouragement. How did you encourage him?"

"No, no, I didn't do anything. Everything about Kaka is the result of his continuous efforts..."

"What about Messi? What do you think of Messi?"

"...he is a football superstar, he is worth learning from..."

…………

"Girlfriend?"

"Of course, of course she's my girlfriend."

"........."

"I'm a star, oh my god, can't I chase a goddess..."

…………

I hate gossip!

Gama, who got into the car, complained to the people around him.

"Hehe~~"

Monet, who had learned and skillfully used this expression in just a few days, raised his middle finger at Gama.

"Rachelle!"

Jia Ma opened his eyes wide in surprise, "You're a girl..."

"Ha ha!"

…………

I hate this feeling of being crushed by IQ!

you deserve it! ! !

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small theater:

Regarding the Golden Globe Award that Ronaldo took back, has it been borrowed successfully?

No!

No!

No!

…………

Many of Ronaldo's teammates shook their heads, "It's amazing how generous Ronaldo is on the trophy!"

This is the unanimous answer.

Mr. A: He borrowed mine...he didn't return it to me!

Everyone: Oh~~~

Mr. Luo with three Golden Globes in his arms: I am so happy! ! !

Mr. A: ... Your happiness turns out to be a trophy!

Mr. Luo: Uh no no no, my happiness is...

Mr. A: Forget it, you don’t need to explain.

Mr. Luo: No, no, please listen to me...

Mr. A suppressed it: It doesn't matter whether you explain it or not, anyway, you are mine!

After that, Mr. Luo, who failed to get up on time the next day, rubbed his sore waist and asked the coach for leave on the grounds of 'cold'.

The wise coach (sneering three times): I really think I am blind!

Teammates: Oh~~~

Mr. X showed his white teeth, shining brightly! ! !