Who said a girl can't "counterattack"

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the bell rang, and the firecrackers were fired in an instant, and everyone reveled.In the distant sound of firecrackers, Kang Yun felt Gu Luochen erupt in his body, and almost at the same time, he also erupted, and fell into a coma in an instant, not knowing what happened to him.

Gu Luochen obviously tried too hard. The next day Kang Jun slept until the sun was high before waking up, and then pulled back the quilt and sat up, pulling behind her, and let out a "hiss".Gu Luochen brought up a glass of honey water, and said with a smile, "Are you awake? How are you doing, were you satisfied yesterday?"

"Satisfied." When Kang Yun saw the honey water, his mouth felt parched. While perfunctory, he poured down a whole glass of honey water.

Gu Luochen took the empty cup: "Wash up quickly, come down for breakfast."

On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was warm. Kang Yun opened the curtains and opened the window with a "swipe", and the fresh and cool air rushed in. Kang Yun took a deep breath and suddenly felt refreshed. Refreshing.He hastily washed and went downstairs, and saw that the table was covered with a thermal insulation cover, and the warm aroma wafted in the air. Kang Yun couldn't wait to open the cover, pumpkin and millet porridge, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, lily red date porridge, glutinous rice and lotus porridge, tremella porridge with rock sugar , shredded chicken porridge with shiitake mushrooms...

Kang Yun wailed: "Why is it all porridge?"

"Be good, baby," Gu Luochen looked at him with a half-smile, "Your back is a little red and swollen, drink porridge for two days to nourish it, and when you're done, I'll take you to eat barbecue powder and spicy duck neck."

It's fine if Gu Luochen didn't say these things, Kang Yun was even more hungry and thundering after hearing these things, but he also understood that it is best to eat liquid food these days, otherwise he would be the one who suffers, so he had no choice but to swallow the porridge like a storm.Millet porridge is fragrant, red dates and white fungus porridge is sweet, glutinous rice porridge is soft and glutinous, preserved egg and lean meat porridge and shredded mushroom chicken porridge are salty and delicious. To fill his black hole like appetite.

After dinner, Gu Luochen took him for a ride on a bicycle, running over the winding road all the way.On the first day of the Lunar New Year, there were few pedestrians on the street, and the national flag was hung on the windows of every household, and red Spring Festival couplets were posted. It was lunch time, and the strong smell of rice and meat lingered in the streets and alleys from the kitchens of every household. .Most of the commercial streets in Nancheng are closed, and only a few restaurants are still open. Through the glass windows, you can see the tables full of sumptuous meals where the guests sit around.

Can smell, see but not eat, Kang Yun's mood is particularly sour.

Kang Yun drank porridge for a whole day, hungry, with a sore waist and weak legs. When she got home at night, she rushed to the sofa without turning on the light. She didn't want to kick something under her feet and almost fell to the ground.Gu Luochen turned on the light behind him, only then did he realize that it was the big box that Harvey gave him that almost tripped him up, he threw it on the ground last night, and now he was lying alone beside the coffee table.

Yesterday, he was busy unpacking the big and small surprises that Gu Luochen gave him, but he completely forgot the "bridal gift" that Harvey gave them.

At this moment, the phone rang, and he swiped open to see a text message from Harvey: "the gift? satisfied with it?"

Feeling guilty for a while, Kang Yun quickly unpacked and opened the box, and then froze.

Gu Luochen changed his clothes and came over: "What did Harvey give..." Halfway through the words, he suddenly stopped, and then laughed muffled.

The box is full of all kinds of sex toys, jades of different lengths and thicknesses, dicks of various materials, furry rabbit ears and tails with butt plugs, sex collars, chastity locks, nipple rings, dicks Rings, leather whips... crowded to fill the one-foot-square box.

Fuck it!

Harvey had an angelic face for nothing, but he was as shameless as Gu Luochen in his essence.Kang Yun glanced at the box, and couldn't help frowning slightly. He always felt that he had seen these things before somewhere.

Gu Luochen saw the source of these things at a glance, but he didn't expect Harvey to be so weak that day, and still have the energy to take advantage of it.Seeing Kang Yun's suspicious eyes, he reminded with a smile: "The basement."

"..."

The corner of Kang Jun's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to give Harvey a "*" plus a middle finger. He didn't want Gu Luochen to be faster than him, so he replied "great" shamelessly, and then picked out a jade piece slightly thicker than a thumb from the box. Turning around, he walked into the kitchen.

The second monk Kang Yunzhang couldn't figure it out. He really wanted to throw the box out of the door, but after hesitating for a moment, he moved it into the bedroom and locked it in the bedside table.Turning around, I happened to see Gu Luochen leaning against the door frame and looking at him, with an unexplained smile on his lips.

"..."

Kang Yun squeezed out from his side expressionlessly: "The quality of Yushi is not bad. If one day you are short of money, maybe it can solve the urgent need. I don't have to make trouble with money."

Gu Luochen said "Oh" slowly: "So that's how it is."

"..."

Kang Jun squinted her eyes, turned around and walked in front of Gu Luochen, and put her hand around his neck: "That's right, I just want to try. Maybe someday when you die, I'll have to live with the massage stick, huh! "

"Oh? Can it satisfy you?"

"..."

"But since you want to try so much, why not tonight."

"..."

An hour later, Kang Jun went downstairs after taking a shower. He was going to go to the kitchen to steal something to eat, but when the kitchen light was on, a strong smell of traditional Chinese medicine wafted out. He wrinkled his nose and went in to see Gu Luochen. I was messing around, but I saw Gu Luochen lift the lid of the pot, and fished out a piece of jade that was slightly thicker than a thumb. The smell of traditional Chinese medicine was strong and pungent.He put the things he fished out on the tray to dry for a while, then patted his butt: "Hey, take off your pants, and lie down on the sofa."

Kang Yun: "..."

Gu Luochen looked at him expressionlessly: "Want to eat braised soft-shelled turtle, stewed chicken in a crock pot, steamed pork with sugar, fried bacon with red cabbage moss? Do you want to eat barbecue powder, spicy duck neck, and honey sauce? Want to eat it?" Eight-treasure duck, candied mutton, pearl balls, fried shrimp cakes? Or do you want to drink mung bean porridge, red bean porridge, soybean porridge, black bean porridge, millet porridge, rice porridge, purple rice porridge, black rice porridge..."

Before Gu Luochen finished speaking, Kang Jun's stomach grumbled, his reason was still stubbornly resisting, and his instincts had already thrown away their armor and surrendered.

He lay down obediently, only to feel a warm coolness behind him, and Yushi was pushed in.Gu Luochen also thoughtfully helped him put on his trousers, pinched his face: "Go to sleep, and you will be fine tomorrow."

"Oh," Kang Yun replied, wrapped up her pajamas and walked upstairs. Because the jade is very thin, she didn't feel much behind her, but she was worried about slipping off, and her walking posture was a bit strange. useful?"

"Hmm, my grandfather is a Chinese medicine practitioner," Gu Luochen said with a serious face, "Don't worry, your back is tight and you won't be able to fall out."

Kang Yun: "..."

Although Gu Luochen went to school in the United States, his thinking is actually very conservative, especially in terms of sex, so these years, he has been alone with his right hand, and has never gone outside to find someone.That day, he was shocked and fired a cannon in the car, but it was just a taste, but it was like a dose of drugs, which ignited his burning fire, and last night, Kang Yun was also very enthusiastic, so he didn't know how to restrain himself .

When I cleaned up Kang Yun last night, I realized that I had gone too far.He knew that it was not an organ to bear, and if it did so for a long time, it would cause great harm to the body.He grew up in China. His grandfather was a well-known old Chinese doctor in the local area. The prescriptions handed down from his ancestors were all kinds of strange. When his grandfather urged him to recite the prescriptions, he also memorized one of the prescriptions that had been discarded for a long time.That prescription is specially used to regulate the body of the sufferer. It can not only reduce swelling, but also strengthen the body. Although it is not as fast as western medicine, Chinese medicine can cure the root cause, and it must have a good effect if used for a long time.

Gu Luochen moved his mind. There are Chinese medicines at home, but they need jade potential of moderate thickness as the medium.I wanted to wait until the new year was over and the jade shop opened, so I would ask someone to make one, but I didn't want Harvey to give him what he needed.

Waking up early the next day, Kang Jun really felt much better, but it was not as miraculous as Gu Luochen said.

Gu Luochen leaned on the bedside to read the documents sent by Han Cheng, and the wind blew the paper, rattling.Kang Yun lay lazily in his arms, squinting her eyes and feigning sleep.

At this moment, the mobile phone on the bedside table suddenly rang.

Gu Luochen glanced at the caller ID, did not answer the call immediately, but moved him aside like a sack, tucked the quilt for him, and went to the balcony to answer the call.

again.

Kang Yun angrily thumped off the bed: "I'm your wife, not your mistress, what is there that you can't let me know!" Oh, forget it, it's probably his brother who called, maybe he would say "Oh you Why is this worthless younger brother still hanging out with that dead motherfucker? Hurry up and get married!

Well, the descendants of a famous family like Gu Luochen have always been married, so they don't even have the freedom to marry anyone?In an instant, what Cinderella and parents and princes, what mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, family interests and love... all the bloody dramas he has been exposed to in his life flashed through his mind in a mess.

Kang Yun turned over like a dead fish, rubbing her hair irritably, feeling that she was changing from an invincible cold-blooded wolf king to a husky locked in a luxurious dog pen waiting for his master's blessing every day.Look, even the thinking is getting closer to the mother-in-law's dog blood at eight o'clock.

After Gu Luochen made the phone call, he came over and rubbed his head: "I have something to go out, there is porridge in the refrigerator, you can heat it in the microwave."

husky.Kang Yun thought.

At this moment, he suddenly felt the danger, and when he looked up, there was something shaking in the bushes about 200 meters away from the window.

Gu Luochen!

Kang Yun jumped up from the bed and quickly pushed him away, but he had no time to dodge, and subconsciously closed his eyes.But at this moment, he suddenly felt himself falling into an embrace.

boom!