Who said a girl can't "counterattack"

After Kang Yun finished speaking, the two of them laughed at the same time.

They temporarily lived in Gu Heng's high-rise apartment. Outside the window was the bustling night scene in the center of the capital city of country K. The warm and humid wind in early spring blew in through the open window, messing Kang Yun's hair.Gu Luochen naturally tucked his disheveled hair behind his ears for him, and the two went out to buy vegetables arm in arm. The man was handsome and tall, and the "female" was petite and charming, like a pair of lovers.

Gu Luochen pushed the shopping cart, and Kang Yun took all kinds of vegetables, meat, yogurt, fruit juice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and threw them into the shopping cart without restraint, while throwing them, he said, "Have you noticed that many people They are secretly looking at me. They must think that I am too good-looking, and they are going to snatch me back to be Mrs. Yazhai. Mr. Gu, you must be locked up, or your Mrs. Gu will be snatched away."

"..."

Gu Luochen felt that his little sissy was really shameless, so he gave him a cold look, took off his coat, and wrapped it around his waist: "Madam Gu, the holes in your stockings are really pretty."

"..."

Kang Yun looked down, his leggings were scratched at some point, and there was a small hole in his thigh.It wasn't very obvious at first, but his legs were too white, forming a stark contrast with the flesh-colored leggings, like a little red in the green bushes, making it difficult for people not to notice.

Although he was as thick-skinned as a city wall, he also felt a subtle embarrassment at this moment, so he kept his face sullen, pretending that nothing happened, and solemnly picked and picked the goods on the shelves, and then used the excuse of being very hungry, quickly Slowly pushed Gu Luochen to check out, and then went home with Gu Luochen carrying two big shopping bags.

That night, Gu Luochen cooked a table full of hometown dishes, steamed white balls, steamed meat with sugar, steamed fish, three delicacies bean curd, duck with eight treasures, eel with skin strips, pearl balls...the table was full, and there were also There is his favorite pork ribs and lotus root soup, which is as rich as a festival.Although the ingredients are not complete, he specially added the seasoning with his heart and cooked it carefully to welcome his little girl who was reborn and returned.

"Wow!"

Kang Jun yelled happily, and regardless of the heat, she stretched out her hand and stuffed a ball into her mouth. Gu Luochen knocked her hand with chopsticks, and had to run obediently to wash her hands. She shook the water off Gu Luochen's face.

Gu Luochen wiped off the water on his face expressionlessly: "Honey, your husband doesn't want to play water fights with you."

However, Kang Yun didn't pay attention to his cold jokes at all, and couldn't wait to bury her head in her mouth to feast on, leaving only the back of his head with beautiful curly hair for him.

Gu Luochen deeply felt the helplessness of having a foodie wife.That is, in front of eating, he will never see you.But fortunately, he has good cooking skills, so he doesn't have to worry about keeping this foodie little goblin firmly by his side.

The next morning, the two of them got busy again.Gu Luochen's new identity is that he used to be a retired special soldier of the United Nations peacekeeping force in the Middle East, so he has to learn Arabic and related customs and etiquette taboos. He has a good language talent, and he took several minor languages ​​when he was studying in West Point. This time, I took advantage of these two months to pick up the Arabic language that I had lost for many years.

There is a saying among college students who study small languages, that is, three minutes of Korean, three hours of English, three hundred days of French, three months of Japanese, three years of German, and 3 years of Arabic.It can be seen how difficult it is to learn Arabic. Gu Luochen has the foundation and talent, and he still stumbles when he speaks it. The first time Kang Yun came into contact with it, it was like listening to a scripture. After half a month of learning, he couldn't even recognize the most basic 300 letters. , I had no choice but to learn a few words of daily spoken English according to the gourd painting.Fortunately, English is one of the official languages ​​commonly used in country l, and more than 28% of the people in country l can use English proficiently, so they can't speak Arabic, and the influence is not too great.

Gu Heng arranged for Kang Yun to be a high-achieving student in the Department of Computer Science, who graduated with a master's degree and worked in an IT company.He didn't finish high school, he was ignorant from head to toe, and only knew black computers.But being able to plant a Trojan horse on a black computer and mobile phone does not mean that he can program, make software, or set up a firewall. In order to prevent him from passing through the help halfway, and to facilitate him to obtain the effective information of the other party at the first time during the mission without being discovered, Gu Heng specially asked A Ph.D. tutor came to give him extra lessons.

Unlike his idiot in language, Kang Yun is quite talented in science and engineering. He can almost learn everything at once, and he has made up all the knowledge he missed in less than half a month. From computer circuits to , data structure, discrete mathematics, object-oriented programming, all the way to software integrated development, assembly language, introduction to engineering design, software engineering, etc., the basic tests all got close to full marks, and the doctoral supervisor was so shocked that his glasses almost fell off , insisting that he must have taken these courses before.

Kang Yun was helpless: "Yeah, I have repaired it." In fact, it is not a complete lie, Jeffrey did teach him how to hack other people's computers neatly.

As a result, the practical courses after that once again shocked the old professor. Whether it is man-machine interface, operating system, large-scale database development and application, or program development, web programming, network information security, all operation practices, as long as he gets started. , Kang Yun can copy it as it is, and even make up for the loopholes in the basic programming, and optimize the software functions by the way.

The old professor has taught for half his life, and loves talents like his life, but he has never seen such a genius, especially this genius is still a "girl".Like Columbus discovering the New World, he excitedly shook Kang Yun's hand and said, "Do you want to come to study for a doctorate? I will take you personally."

"..." Kang Yun smiled awkwardly, "Teacher, I haven't even graduated from high school. I don't even have the qualifications to study for a doctorate."

"It's okay, brother-in-law works in the education department. As long as you agree, I will handle everything. You don't have to worry."

"..."

Want to get a PhD?

When his peers were still sitting in the classroom, worrying about homework, exams, and trivial things in adolescence every day, Kang Yun had already groped in the darkness and blood several times. He didn't know how envious he was of those who could sit I study quietly in the classroom, and live in the classroom, cafeteria, and dormitory every day.Sometimes passing by the school, looking at those youthful figures and innocent smiles, I can't help thinking, if his father hadn't abandoned him, if his mother hadn't died, if his grandmother hadn't been sick, would he be as carefree as they are? Live in peace, worry about insignificant things, and work hard for your future.Later, as he grew older and experienced more, he completely buried and sealed up these unrealistic fantasies.But at the moment when the old professor said, "Do you want to get a Ph. D?", the embers of the dream were rekindled almost instantly, burning blazingly, scalding his chest, tears filled his eyes involuntarily, and his voice He couldn't help being hoarse and choked: "I... can I really do it?"

"Of course, if you want."

At that moment, Kang Yun really wanted to agree, but he knew he couldn't.He still has a mission. As Gu Luochen's partner in life and death, he has to deal with a group of desperadoes in the uninhabited desert of the Middle East.The mission was top secret, he couldn't tell the professor anything, even if the professor was willing to wait for him to think it over, he didn't know when he would come back, or even if he could come back.So he could only forcefully smile and say, "Sorry, I have... other more important things."

Fate seems to be making fun of him, opportunities always come when they shouldn't come.But in life, there is always something to be gained. Who told him to allow Gu Luochen to increase the balance in his heart, and now it is so heavy that he can't pry anything up?

The old professor nodded and said nothing, but Kang Yun could see the regret and disappointment in his eyes.He failed to live up to the high expectations placed on him by the professor, so he could only work harder and devote himself to his studies, forgetting to eat and sleep, day and night, almost treating Gu Luochen as nothing.When he pushed away Gu Luochen's salty hands for the nth time, tapped the keyboard with his fingers flying, and said to him in a coaxing tone, "Be good, don't make trouble, I will buy you candy tomorrow", Gu Luochen finally had no choice up.

He really wanted to post a help post on the forum——My wife is obsessed with academics, she hasn't had sex for a month, what should I do?urgent!Wait online!

It's not that Kang Yun can't understand Gu Luochen's mood.

Gu Luochen is not a person who doesn't know his priorities, he probably just wants to spend as much time with him as possible before the danger comes, and give him a tender and loving time, then even if they really can't come back this time, they won't stay Too many regrets.

But Kang Yun greedily wants more. He wants Gu Luochen's tenderness and love for the rest of his life. He wants to see his handsome face when he wakes up every day. He wants to see the beauty of the world with him. Scenery, enjoy flowers and outings together in spring, row boats and swim together in summer, watch colorful fallen leaves together in autumn, and enjoy snow together around the stove in winter.

He deeply knows that the more he works hard and the more knowledge he absorbs, the less danger he will have.Therefore, in addition to computer courses, he dabbled in all kinds of knowledge almost crazily, including basic physics, chemistry, geography, medicine and health, and social customs and so on.Except for his impotent Arabic, he crammed almost all possible knowledge into his brain in just one month.

The days passed quickly, and it was mid-April in a blink of an eye.The night before departure, Gu Heng sent a professional doctor to examine them, and used human adhesive to disguise Kang Yun's lower body.The balls on both sides pushed into the body, and the younger brother was hidden by the glued skin. At first glance, he was completely indistinguishable from a woman.

Gu Luochen was very surprised, fearing that the world would be chaotic and said: "Hey, baby, it seems that you can't have sex anymore. You can't pee standing up either."

Why does it fit the persona? Gu Luochen purposely didn't shave his beard. Now his face is full of stubble, and he looks a lot rougher and bolder.In just one month, he miraculously shed the image of an elegant nobleman and turned into a retired soldier who didn't care about trifles.

Kang Yun gritted her teeth, put on her clothes, and took advantage of her unpreparedness to slap her feet firmly.Gu Luochen narrowly escaped, and said loudly, "Take it easy, do you want to kick your happiness for the rest of your life baby?"