Doomsday Farmhouse [Rebirth]

After Jiang Maoxiu was free, the farmhouse officially opened. (The best experience in reading novels is all there.) Everyone says that a farmhouse without Jiang Maoxiu is meaningless, and it is good to have him around.Jiang Maoxiu was not moved at all, and what a group of foodies missed him was only his cooking skills.

But if you don't do it, you can't do it. Thirty finds Jiang Maoxiu.Tell Jiang Maoxiu that those rabbits from abroad are working hard to learn Chinese and need encouragement.The encouragement they need is Jiang Maoxiu's steamed buns.I heard from Xiaosan that the steamed buns made by Jiang Maoxiu are delicious, delicious and beautiful.

snort!After Thirty finished speaking the last sentence, Jiang Maoxiu knew who was instigating Thirty to come.Xiaosan was really scheming, knowing that it was useless to make a request, so she asked Thirty to come over.Thirty has brought home a lot of rabbits recently, Jiang Maoxiu will definitely not discourage their enthusiasm, and will definitely agree to his proposal, this scheming rabbit is smashing.

Little White Tiger was playing ball with Xiao Er not far away, and the two would occasionally argue over the serious issue of who should throw the ball.Little Two's IQ is not much different from Little White Tiger's, but with Little One helping him, it's basically Little White Tiger who suffers.

Hearing that Thirty said that there are delicious and beautiful steamed buns, the little white tiger hurried over and pulled Thirty to his side with his paws. .With a cold snort, he jumped to the backyard.

The little white tiger had no choice but to look at Jiang Maoxiu helplessly.It thinks its meaning needs to be translated to understand, but it is not.The little white tiger had all his thoughts written on his face, and Jiang Maoxiu was most familiar with the greedy expression. The little white tiger made it very clear that it also wanted to eat steamed buns.

Xiao Er ran to Jiang Maoxiu's side and helped Xiao Baihu translate: "Master, it said it also wants to eat steamed buns, but it's bad at thirty, so it doesn't want to tell you."

Jiang Maoxiu...

Thirty-one is not bad at all, the little white tiger just rolled Thirty to his side as if it were a ball, it is not bad if Thirty did not jump up and bite it.

"You tiger, what kind of steamed buns are you eating!" Jiang Maoxiu twisted the ears of the little white tiger. Tigers are carnivores, and they even eat steamed buns.

The little white tiger tilted his head, wondering what the steamed bun had to do with the tiger.After thinking for a long time, the little white tiger really couldn't think of the relationship between the tiger and the steamed bun, so he half stood up and stretched out his paws to Jiang Maoxiu.

After returning to the village, the big white tiger left and went back to the mountain.Before leaving, the big white tiger told the little white tiger that if there is anything he wants human beings to help, he has to act cute.The little white tiger can't, it doesn't know what it means to be cute.It's just that occasionally seeing Xiao Er doing this to Jiang Maoxiu, Jiang Maoxiu would praise it for being cute, but Xiao Baihu thought it was cute, and it took a long time to learn this move secretly.

The little white tiger half stood up and touched Jiang Maoxiu's chest. The way it stretched its paws was really cute, plus it had a little aggrieved expression.For the first time, Jiang Maoxiu discovered that the little white tiger had the potential to be cute. He reached out to shake its paws, expressing that he agreed with the little white tiger's request.Don't talk about steamed buns, it's meat, and the little white tiger has to give as much as he eats.

The little white tiger is very happy that he successfully cheated to get food, and he stopped fighting with Xiao Er when he played ball with Xiao Er, and kept throwing balls for Xiao Er.

Jiang Maoxiu was very annoyed that he was attracted by that silly, white and sweet little white tiger. It has such a big appetite that it eats different things.

But if you agree to someone else's request, you must do it, even though the other party is a tiger.Jiang Maoxiu worked hard for two or three days in a row before he could make enough steamed buns.The buns are specially made into rose-shaped buns, and the little white tiger takes one bite at a time.Jiang Maoxiu felt distressed when he ate it. It took so much effort to make the steamed buns. It is a waste for the little white tiger to eat them.

The rabbits in the backyard liked the steamed buns made by Jiang Maoxiu very much, and Thirty also liked it very much.I asked Jiang Maoxiu for an extra bottle of pepper to sprinkle on the steamed buns. Jiang Maoxiu couldn't bear to think about the taste, but he still ate it with relish when he was thirty.

But Xiao Er didn't seem to be very happy about eating, he ate the steamed buns very slowly, and his mood was also very low.

"Xiao Er, are the steamed buns too unpalatable?" Jiang Maoxiu went to Xiao Er and squatted down.

"The steamed buns are delicious." Xiaoer sighed and complained to Jiang Maoxiu: "Master, the pig I raised is too big, and it's inconvenient to grind its teeth. Now I can only gnaw on its legs."

Jiang Maoxiu went to participate in the competition, but he didn't bring Xiao Er's pig with him.Entrusting others to take care of them during this time, Ji Shaoyu's subordinates did not dare to neglect the animals in Jiang Maoxiu's house, even though they were pigs without special abilities.Serve this pig very well, and then... this pig is fat, very fat!He is much fatter than many Xiaoer. When Xiaoer comes back, he can only gnaw on the pig's thigh, and the rest is out of reach.

It’s okay to grind your teeth with pig thighs once or twice, but Xiao Er will be unhappy if the number is too many, so he can only chew on the thighs, which will not feel fresh after eating for a long time.During this time, Xiao Er was not at home, and the pig was not very obedient, only willing to let Xiao Er eat its thigh.

It's like this again today, Xiao Er is not in the mood to grind her teeth, very unhappy.

"That's it." Jiang Maoxiu was a little embarrassed, and the pig was not raised by him, so he would definitely be disobedient.And finding someone to persuade him probably won't work, as no one wants to be bitten and grind their teeth all day long.

Moreover, this pig is too big, even if it is replaced by another pig, the size of Xiao Er will not change, and this kind of thing will still happen.

Ren Nan went home immediately after receiving an emergency call from Jiang Maoxiu. He heard Jiang Maoxiu said that something happened at home and he brought a few of his subordinates with him.When they arrived, several people worried about Xiaoer and the pig in the backyard.

The pig was sleeping at first, but Xiao Eryi approached, and immediately stood up alertly.Moaning, he stretched out his legs in front of Xiao Er, covered with chewed green leaves.

Jiang Maoxiu took a closer look. The pig's limbs were covered with different kinds of dirt, but its body was clean.No wonder Xiao Er said that the taste is not good, how can the taste be good with so many dirty things.

Ren Nan asked the two people to install a camera nearby, to see how the pig usually plays, how it can get its four legs so dirty.As for Xiao Er's teething pig, he had to find a new one.The little fragrant pig is very good, it will not grow too big, and it is suitable for grinding teeth.

In the afternoon, Ren Nan suddenly called Jiang Maoxiu and asked him to watch a video that had just been sent.The pig’s foot in the video is the pig raised by Xiao Er. It gnawed the Chinese cabbage that Jiang Maoxiu threw into it, then stretched out its two front legs to rub in the crushed leaves, and did the same with the rear two legs. Actions.The four legs, which were already clean, were stained with a lot of shredded vegetable leaves.

Scheming pig!

After watching the video, Jiang Maoxiu felt a group of mud horses galloping past. It is not enough to have a black-bellied rabbit in the family, but now it is enough to have another scheming pig.

With such a scheming pig, Xiao Er must not be able to play with others, so let's find a new fragrant pig for Xiao Er, alas!Also tired.

Jiang Maoxiu called Xiao Er to his side, and persuaded Xiao Er to raise another pig to grind his teeth.After confirming that Jiang Maoxiu would find him a fatter pig, Xiaoer agreed to Jiang Maoxiu's request.It only has an obsession with moving meat, and has no special obsession with pigs.

Now that Xiao Er gave up on this pig, Jiang Maoxiu had to change the conditions for it.The food is still the same as before, and the place to play has been enlarged a lot.Such a smart pig has been wronged after staying here for so long.

Jiang Maoxiu deliberately brought Xiaoer to find the pig, and told it that Xiaoer would never come to it again, nor would he grind his teeth with it.The pig had been lying on the ground, whimpering occasionally, without any change, as if "I didn't understand what you said."

Hmph, pretend!

Although this pig is very smart, Jiang Maoxiu is sure that it will not know about the camera.Turning around, I called Ren Nan and asked him to watch the camera.

When Jiang Maoxiu walked outside the police station, he heard bursts of laughter inside.In the office of the police station, there is a large screen on the wall, and the picture of the pig is displayed on it.

I don't know what it is going crazy, humming and chirping, jumping and jumping.If it is a human being, its state is singing and dancing at the same time.Listen carefully, its humming even varies.

"Hello, Team Two." The people in the police station saw Jiang Maoxiu and greeted him one after another.Usually they called Ren Nan the team leader, and Jiang Maoxiu the second team.

"Why are you all staring at it?" Although the pig's behavior was a bit strange, it was nothing out of the ordinary. Why were so many people staring at it.

"Hey hey." Hearing Jiang Maoxiu's words, a person did not answer, but laughed instead.

When he smiled, everyone around him also laughed, and the smile quickly spread.Jiang Maoxiu was a little puzzled, he didn't say anything particularly funny.

"You'll know it just by looking at it." Ren Nan pointed to the big screen.The pig made a new move, and secretly pulled out a lot of things from the corner, including vegetables, food and straw.

Before pulling things out, it even turned around and looked around with a very vigilant expression.

After confirming that there was no one, the pig ate the food in a few mouthfuls, then stretched its head outside, facing several nearby trees, and started howling.Some birds flew over from the tree and landed on the pile of food to pick up the crumbs, and cleaned up the food on the ground, and some birds landed on the pig to help it get rid of the dirt.

"You didn't see it just now." Ren Nan whispered in Jiang Maoxiu's ear: "I just cut to that scene, and saw a pig dancing half-standing, stamping its paws and twisting its buttocks. It's very funny."

A pig, still a very fat pig, doesn't look very good at dancing.As it moves, the flesh on its body is still trembling. It looks so funny that people at the police station can't help laughing when they mention it.

After watching this video, many people suggested to Jiang Maoxiu.Such a smart pig, it is best not to use it as a teeth-grinding pig, it is also good to keep it.If it doesn't work, you can earn money by performing arts, this pig should be willing.

Jiang Maoxiu originally planned not to let Xiaoer grind his teeth with it, so he just pushed the boat along with everyone.It's just that the camera has to be removed, so we can't always let everyone see the pig's condition.Jiang Maoxiu planned to install a camera himself, and watch it secretly when the time comes.

A few days later, the little fragrant pigs bought by Ren Nantuo arrived.This pig is very small, Xiao Er was very happy at first, and he has another pig to play with, this time he will definitely take good care of this pig.But seeing this pig, Xiao Er was not so excited.

"Master, this pig is too small." Xiao Er felt that he might accidentally swallow this pig when he was grinding his teeth, which is not acceptable.

"Then don't grind its teeth first, let it grow up and then grind its teeth." In fact, Xiaoer is not that keen on teeth grinding, but only occasionally wants to grind his teeth.This pig is fed to it, and it also gives it an idea, it doesn't matter whether it grinds its teeth or not.

"Yeah." Xiao Er nodded, very happy to take the new little pig to the backyard to play.

Before the little fragrant pig came, Xiao Er occasionally went back to the pig's nest to see how the big pig was doing, but he didn't grind his teeth with it.After the arrival of the little pig, Xiao Er took the little pig to play every day, completely forgetting about the big pig.

Only Jiang Maoxiu still pays attention to the big pig occasionally.

Jiang Maoxiu secretly named this pig in his heart, Scheming Pig.Occasionally, he would talk to the scheming pig, feed it some food, and then tell it that it can walk freely in the yard.

Of course, the scheming pig didn't believe it at first, but just stayed in the nest every day, and would look outside when anxious.After a few days, the scheming pig began to tentatively go outside.A few days later, the scheming pig was able to take a walk in the yard, but it would run away whenever it saw anyone.

About half a month later, the scheming pig finally came to the front yard, took advantage of an opportunity when no one was there, quietly went out from the gate, and then ran wildly up the mountain.

Jiang Maoxiu didn't expect that the scheming pig was looking into the front yard every day during this time, in order to find out the situation and prepare to escape.Jiang Maoxiu was not very worried when it ran away. It had a collar around its neck, and Jiang Maoxiu could see some of its conditions.If it's really doing well outside, Jiang Maoxiu doesn't worry about it as long as it lives outside.After all, he didn't raise it by himself, and Jiang Maoxiu didn't have a deep affection for it.

After the big pig left, he ran all the way up the mountain, and finally stopped at a place to rest.Jiang Mao Xiushou watched it in front of the screen for a long time, seeing that it was not doing anything other than eating grass, so he stopped watching it.

But this scheming pig was raised by Xiao Er at any rate, and Jiang Maoxiu wanted to tell Xiao Er when it ran away from home.

When Xiaoer heard the news from Jiang Maoxiu, he didn't quite understand why the big pig left. Later, he asked Jiang Maoxiu, "Master, did it go home?"

"Probably so." Jiang Maoxiu was not very sure.

"Oh." Xiaoer didn't have any scheming things to worry about.For Xiao Er, going home is a good thing, not a bad thing.

Xiaoer's fragrant pig has been raised for more than a month, but the weight has not increased much.I don't know if he was scared by Xiao Er.A few times when Jiang Maoxiu passed by, he heard Xiaoer muttering "grow up quickly, and grow up so that you can grind your teeth". If it is a normal pig, it will definitely not want to grow up when hearing Xiaoer's words.

Jiang Maoxiu thought that the scheming thing was over, but he never expected that this was just the beginning.About three days later, the scheming pig came back from the outside in a state of embarrassment, its leg was injured and its body was dirty. Jiang Maoxiu recognized it by the collar around its neck.

"Why are you back?" Jiang Maoxiu stood beside the scheming pig, watching him keep shaking his head.This pig has been miserable enough to go out. Apart from the big wound on its leg, there are many small wounds on its body.It is estimated that its body is coveted by many animals.

The scheming pig bowed Jiang Maoxiu a little fawningly, raised his head and grunted at it a few times.Jiang Maoxiu didn't understand, and didn't bother to ask what it said. The most important thing is to heal its injuries first.

Jiang Maoxiu washed the scheming pig and bandaged the wound, and then called Xiao Er to come over and ask him to help translate.

Xiao Er ran directly to Jiang Maoxiu: "Master, I can't understand what it said."

At this time, the scheming pig groaned a few times, Xiaoer turned to Jiang Maoxiu in surprise and said, "Master, I understand what it said."

It is estimated that in the past, it was deliberately made Xiao Bei not understand.

The scheming pig said that the forest was too dangerous, and it wanted to stay, and let Xiao Er grind his teeth casually in the future, and he would listen to Xiao Er's words.But other people can't bully it, and let it be full.

But Xiao Er is no longer interested in the scheming pig, he likes his new piglet more, although he will never gain weight, but there will always be a time when he will gain weight, and then he will be able to grind his teeth.

"I told you that Xiaoer will not grind your teeth on you anymore, and will take care of you with delicious food and drink. You are the one who has to run away." Jiang Maoxiu was speechless. What conditions did this scheming pig tell him? The request is hardly a request, that's what Jiang Maoxiu did to it before.

The scheming pig groaned at Xiao Er for a while, and Xiao Er turned around and continued to translate: "Master, it said that human beings are all bad people, and you can't believe it. It didn't believe your words before."

"Hey, then why are you back?" The scheming pig is right to think so. Humans raise pigs for food. To pigs, humans are almost enemies.

The scheming pig said that he understands that he may not be able to survive a day outside, but he can live a few more days here and live a more relaxed life.Jiang Maoxiu cleaned up its nest, threw some snacks for it, and told it before leaving that as long as it was there, it would be well-raised, and it would not be killed, eaten, or thrown away.Believe it or not, that's the pig's business, not his.

The scheming pig has been raised for a few days, and the injury is gradually recovering. One day when Jiang Maoxiu was feeding it, it suddenly bit Jiang Maoxiu's trousers, and refused to let him leave, and groaned at him for a long time.

It seemed that the pig had something to say, so Jiang Maoxiu called Xiaoer over again.

After Xiaoer came over, he quickly translated the meaning of scheming pig. There was a wild dog on the mountain, female, very fierce and very smart.

"And then?" Jiang Maoxiu didn't know what the pig wanted to express, and wanted Jiang Maoxiu to avenge it?

"It said that Xiao Er can bring it back to play." After Xiao Er translated, he asked Jiang Maoxiu very excitedly: "Master, does it want to find me a companion to play with?"

"It should be." Jiang Maoxiu was not sure.Because this wild dog does not meet his requirements except for its gender, it is too fierce, Xiaoer can't beat it.And he's smart, Xiaoer doesn't even have a mind, so how can he play with it.

The scheming pig seemed to see Jiang Maoxiu's doubts, and explained to Xiaoer.Said that the dog would definitely be willing to come here and play with Xiaoer.

Jiang Maoxiu asked why, and the scheming pig said something, but Xiao Er didn't translate for a long time, and lowered his head, hardly wanting to speak.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Maoxiu squatted beside Xiao Er, a little distressed, and didn't know what the scheming pig said, which made Xiao Er so sad.

"Master, it said I was stupid." Xiao Er said very aggrieved.

Mingming Xiaoyi usually told him that pigs are the most stupid, but now pigs say he is stupid.Pigs are the most stupid. If a pig says it is stupid, then it is stupider than a pig.With such a conversion, Xiao Er is even more sad, it is even more stupid than a pig.

"It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoer is not stupid at all." Jiang Maoxiu hugged Xiaoer to comfort him: "It's stupid is different from us, if you don't believe me, you can ask it."

Xiao Er turned around and checked with the scheming pig again, and his spirit improved.Continue to translate for Jiang Maoxiu: "Little Er is stupid and will not be bullied. It will definitely play with Xiao Er and take care of Xiao Er."

"Really? Master, Xiao Er doesn't need to take care of her. Xiao Er will take care of others, and Xiao Er will take care of her master." Xiao Er still didn't understand what Xinjizhu meant. She didn't expect Xinjizhu to be a matchmaker. Find someone for Xiaoer.

Jiang Maoxiu asked the location clearly, and planned to ask the big mouse.To be honest, Jiang Maoxiu is most concerned about Xiao Er among the three.Xiaoyi was accompanied by a large group of cats and cats. Although they were of different species, they were actually a family.Little San's irresponsible scumbag father, let's not mention it.Just Xiaoer, who brought the little lynx, the little white tiger and the little wolf cub all day long, there was no one who could play with him.

The partner Jiang Maoxiu wanted to find for Xiao Er was a dog.It is enough for a dog with similar IQ to be able to accompany Xiao Er to dig holes every day, and it is best to have another litter of puppies.

The big mouse thought for a while, and said that there was indeed such a dog on the mountain.It is said that it used to be a dog raised by people in the village. It was abandoned by people when it was a child and wandered on the mountain.It has a bad temper and doesn't like humans, because it was abandoned by humans since it was a child.

Speaking of it, his personality is okay, he holds grudges, but he also knows how to repay kindness.At the beginning, it was seriously injured, and the big mouse gave it a piece of herbal medicine, and it never caught the mountain mouse again.When he met a big mouse, he would take some meat and send it to the big mouse. The big mouse had a good impression of him.

That said, the Dingo was pretty good.It doesn't matter if it doesn't like people, as long as it likes Xiaoer.Jiang Maoxiu plans to take Xiao Er to the mountain to see tomorrow, maybe this is Xiao Er's lifelong partner.

Xiaoer didn't realize Jiang Maoxiu's thoughts at all, and thought that Jiang Maoxiu wanted to find a partner for it. Hearing that this partner was good at digging holes, Xiaoer happily agreed.Then go to the backyard and tell other animals that the owner wants to help it find a little partner who is good at digging holes.

Ren Nan planned to accompany Jiang Maoxiu up the mountain, take the little white tiger with him, and then call the big white tiger.He used to think that the mountain was very safe, but today he was shocked to know this wild dog. There must be many unknown animals on the mountain, and Jiang Maoxiu can no longer go up the mountain casually.

"Okay, just ask Dabaihu about that wild dog." Jiang Maoxiu was eager to know everything about that wild dog.He had a hunch in his heart that the wild dog he found this time was very likely to be a dog that could accompany Xiao Er.