[Naruto] Kamui Post Office

In the early morning, the blue sky is like washing, and the breeze blows with warm breath, waking up a new day.

"Why is Konoha's weather always so good?"

Uchiha Obito stretched while lying on the tree, startling a group of birds that had been parked beside him.

The time for the Eye of the Moon project is getting tighter and tighter, and Nine Tails... has become more and more difficult to deal with since being sealed in Uzumaki Naruto's body by the Fourth Hokage.Obito decided to step up the monitoring of Konoha to ensure that there would be no trouble when capturing Nine Tails in the future.

The black-haired man who knew that Kakashi would report in front of the memorial monument every day was waiting for the arrival of the silver-haired masked ninja on the nearby tree.

Maybe Kakashi will say something useful to Obito today.

The warm sunlight shines on the ground through the small gaps between the leaves, the shade of the trees is getting thicker, and the comfort monument is quiet.

Kakashi didn't come.

Obito Uchiha understood very well that this time has passed the time for Kakashi to come here to report every day, but he did not come.

Obito came to Konoha all the way from Wuyin Village, squatting in front of his own grave before dawn, just because he knew——no matter what kind of weather, no matter what kind of things happened, that guy would definitely Come here, babble about a lot of what you have and what you don't have, and then leave.But at this moment, he didn't come.

Kakashi didn't come, what is Obito Uchiha doing here!

The man with the orange mask punched the tree trunk a little depressed, leaving a big fist mark.Thinking of a lot of rags in Wuyin Village, and Xiaozhi's people who refused to accept discipline and had to sell Amway forcibly, he sighed, Jieyin transformed into a passerby, and resigned himself to the direction of the center of Muye Village go.

He wanted to see what Kakashi was doing when he didn't come to comfort the monument. If he knew that he didn't come to console the monument obediently but ran to play...

snort!

But didn't that guy always come late with the excuse of "lost his way in life"?Maybe he really got lost somewhere.Kakashi who can't find a home... Uchiha Obito laughed twice, and came near Konoha Jonobu's apartment.

A strange sound came from the apartment with the word Hatake on the door.Obito stared intently at the window—err, Kakashi seemed to be banging his head on the desk?

"What is that guy doing..." The voice was so loud that even the people living next to him ran away. His brain is broken and he wants to bump it to see if it can be fixed?

Then there was a loud noise, and the desk in front of Kakashi shattered into pieces.

It looks so painful... Obito touched his forehead subconsciously.wrong!It's not that his brain is broken, why is he touching his head!

The silver-haired man was unaware of the prying eyes of the people outside the window.While Obito was in a daze, Kakashi patted off the sawdust on his body, stood up and walked towards the door, stepped on his shoes and went out, brushing shoulders with the "passerby" who was outside his house.

Obito was caught off guard by the sudden shortening of the distance.It stands to reason that usually when two Sharingan eyes meet, there will be quite a reaction.Either severe pain, or mutual induction.Nothing happened today.

Uchiha Obito secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly followed Kakashi.

Walking on the street of Konoha, from time to time, passers-by greeted the shinin Kakashi who relied heavily on the third generation of Hokage. Some of them were ninjas wearing green vests, some were uncles and aunts who went shopping on the street, and there were even two Child, the silver-haired man nodded in response.

Is this kid so popular now?Obito frowned, and followed quietly.

They stopped in front of Yamanaka's flower shop.

"Ah, Kakashi!" Haiichi Yamanaka, who was on vacation at home, was helping his wife, "Are you here to buy flowers today?"

"Hmm..." Kakashi seemed to be hesitating.

"Oh~" Yamanaka Hai took Kakashi one by one, "We all understand! Kakashi, come and take a look at the new flowers in our store."

He took out a box as if offering a treasure, lifted the lid lightly, Kakashi looked inside, and then widened his dead fish eyes in amazement.

"How about it, isn't this good?"

"Hey~ It's not bad..."

"Pay?"

Kakashi nodded and started fumbling for his wallet.

Obito Uchiha felt that his curiosity had been aroused.He pretended to be a customer who came to buy flowers and slipped into the shop.

"Ah, welcome to drink!" Hai Yamanaka saw Obito sharply. He greeted Obito while turning his head and said to Kakashi, "Kakashi, I'll wrap it up for you later."

"Well, I'm not in a hurry."

With the image of a passer-by, Obito slid to Kakashi's side, trying to look into the box beside him.

"My guest, what flowers do you want to buy?" Haiyi Yamanaka walked over, cleverly blocking Obito's sight.

Obito, who couldn't see what was in the box, was a little anxious, but he couldn't show it... He felt a little uncomfortable, scratching his heart and lungs, wanting to know what Kakashi bought, but he didn't react for a while Kaiichi Yamanaka questioning.

"Uh..." He scratched his cheek in embarrassment.

"I don't know what flowers to buy? It doesn't matter, who do you want to buy flowers for?"

Obito looked at Kakashi who was sitting well-behaved.

"To a friend." He took a step to the left, trying to look past Yamanaka to see what Kakashi had bought.

"Oh? What kind of friend are you?" Haiichi Yamanaka smiled and took a step to the left.

"I haven't seen you for a long time...a childhood friend." Obito gritted his teeth and took a step to the right.

"Childhood sweetheart? Oh, I understand, I understand." Yamanaka Kaiichi also moved a step to the right, and then quickly conjured up a large bouquet of flowers and stuffed them into Obito's hands, completely blocking his sight, "This one is good, pansy , and the colors are gorgeous."

Obito's darling still feels as uncomfortable as a cat scratching. He has never realized so clearly before... Yamanaka Kaiichi is really tall and annoying.

"Okay, that's all." He almost squeezed these words through his teeth.

"Thank you for your patronage!" Kaiichi Yamanaka happily took the money from Obito's hand, and pushed him out of the store.

Looking at Obito's back, Mr. Haiyi shook his big golden braid and gave Kakashi a thumbs up.

"Absolutely no one else saw it!"

The silver-haired man blinked his dead fish eyes and said nothing.

"Okay, it's packed ~ come and get it."

The heavy box was packaged in a fresh and elegant way, holding it in Kakashi's hand, seemed to feel an unusual warmth.

"Then I'll take my leave."

"Slow down~"

Kakashi walked ahead with the box in his arms, and Obito followed behind biting his nails.

The shops on the street are already open for business, more and more people come to buy things, and Muye Village is bustling.

Uchiha Obito stared at the figure closely, trying to use Sharingan to shuttle through the crowd.

What is Kakashi going to do?

When the silver-haired Kaminin stopped in front of him, Obito realized that they had come to the taiyaki shop again.

In order to prevent Kakashi from finding out, after watching the other party enter the store, Obito dodged into the corner of the dark alley, transformed from passerby A to passerby B, and walked into the shop.

It happened to be a rest day, and there were quite a lot of people in the store, and Obito, who couldn't find an empty table, was forced to compete with Kakashi for a table.

Obito sat face to face with Kakashi for the first time since... that.

This feeling is very strange, Uchiha Obito couldn't help rubbing his nose.

Kakashi glanced at him.

Obito felt a little guilty at this glance.No, why is he guilty!Thinking of this, he sat up straighter.

Kakashi looked like he was looking at an idiot.

Obito used to be very familiar with this kind of look, used to be very displeased with it, and used to refute it with a red neck, but now, he just lowered his head slightly and sucked his sore nose.

"What do you two want to eat?"

"Taiyaki." Kakashi looked at the boss calmly.

"Taiyaki!" Obito seemed a little excited.

"Uh... so how much?"

"Eat two now, pack eight, and help me pack a box of red bean cakes by the way." Kakashi stroked his mask, and slowly lit something, "Have another cup of tea."

"Where's this little brother?"

"I... ten taiyaki! Eat here!"

Kakashi:  …

boss:……

Very good, why is he fighting against Kakashi... Uchiha Obito wanted to bite his tongue off.

At this moment, Kakashi's eyes on him have become silly [beep——] eyes.

Trying to control his anger, Obito finally didn't fight Kakashi.

But Kakashi said: "Eat as much as you order. Don't waste it."

Let you fight, let you die, you can't get off the stage, right?

Uchiha Obito wants to cry but has no tears.The taiyaki I ordered by myself had to be finished even on my knees.

Kakashi just looked at this little brother who couldn't be found after being thrown into the crowd, ate ten taiyaki bite by bite with tears in his eyes, and lay down in the shop in a dying state.

The corners of the lips under the mask rose slightly, which he didn't even notice.

There were two more boxes in his hand, Kakashi walked out of the store, looked around for a while, and walked in another direction.

Uchiha Obito, who was half dead, jumped up with a carp, and followed Kakashi's footsteps.He looked carefully and found that this road was completely opposite to Kakashi's house.What the hell is this guy hanging out about?Also buy so many things.

Want to see my little lover?

Obito got goosebumps all over his body, and he shook, as if he could get rid of these weird thoughts in his heart.

But Kakashi will be in the afternoon if he keeps going like this... He can't stay in Konoha overnight today.At night, the group of Gennin who work the night shift under the old man Danzo are flying around on the roof. It is too dangerous to stay in the center of the village.If Kakashi doesn't report to the Memorial Monument by evening, he will...

he just…………

he just………………?

What is he going to do?

Uchiha Obito realized something was wrong with hindsight, but as Kakashi walked further and further away, he didn't continue to think about it, but carefully shortened the distance between the two.

Kakashi entered the bookstore.

Obito felt relieved, and the bookstore was much easier to follow.And Kakashi came to the bookstore with only one purpose——

Indulge in heaven.

Just when Obito changed from passerby B to passerby C, Kakashi had already entered the state of his eyes shining, and he plunged into the pile of books.

"Oh oh oh, there is actually a limited edition hardcover edition! There is also Jiraiya-sama's autograph!!"

Hey, calm down a little, the loud voice can be heard by everyone on the street!

A passer-by with the word indifference written on his face walked into the bookstore with soil, and there was a big poster standing there in front of him, um, dear to heaven.

Kakashi must have been overjoyed.

Thinking of this, Uchiha Obito walked aside, took out a magazine from the shelf and flipped through it casually.

But he never expected that the owner of the bookstore was actually a die-hard fan of Kissing Heaven.And another die-hard fan, Kakashi, chatted with the bookstore owner just like that.

Obito Uchiha has finished reading the fourth magazine.He felt that the magazine in his hand was getting heavier and heavier, it was obviously just those few pages...

"Hey."

A voice came from the side, and Obito turned his head to the side, and saw Kakashi who was holding a book of kissing heaven and glaring at him.

"Since you read this kind of magazine..." The silver-haired ninja pointed to the third-rate beauty magazine in Obito's hand, "Why don't you read this book, it's quite good."

Kakashi... what are you doing?missionary?

Uchiha Obito looked confused.

"Hey. Seriously." Kakashi poked him on the shoulder, and stuffed the first book of Intimacy Heaven into his arms, "Look at this. I paid for it."

"Uh..." Obito felt his mouth open and close, but why was there no sound?

"I go first."

A gust of wind rang, and the silver-haired ninja had already left with his belongings.

This... what's the situation?

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Kakashi went to buy a new desk with a bunch of things in his arms, and then returned home.

The tail behind him also followed him to the window of his house.

Obito Uchiha just watched Kakashi throw a lot of things on the table he just bought, and then the silver-haired man turned into a decadent look again.

So he doesn't plan to go to the memorial tablet today?

And today...he went to the flower shop and bought desserts again, but he ended up buying them all for himself?

Obito doesn't understand at all.

Kakashi opened the first box, the beautiful packaging was torn apart bit by bit, and the lid was lifted, inside was a bunch of beautiful crystal flowers, the petals were crystal clear, the flowers were exquisite in shape, and the never-fading flowers seemed to tell The other party's intention - that must be very expensive, Obito thought so.

Kakashi opened the second box, and Obito seemed to see a burst of sweet aroma. The beautiful taiyaki and red bean cakes were placed in the Japanese-style packaging box. The delicious dessert seemed to tell the thoughtfulness of the other party—— Obito rubbed his belly, he ate too much taiyaki today.

Kakashi opened the third box, and the contents inside made Obito feel as disgusted as Kakashi, a set of hardcover version of Intimate Paradise, opened the title page, and there was Jiraiya's autograph on it—— It's better to switch to taiyaki and red bean cakes, and curl your lips in distaste.

"It's... the worst..." Kakashi seemed to be worrying about something.

Could it be that he was thinking about how to please the girl?Obito's face turned foul.

At this time, Kakashi opened the cabinet with some helplessness, and a box that seemed to have been stored for a long time was taken out.

"You're still the best."

He held the box and walked out of the house again.

Obito involuntarily followed behind.Is Kakashi finally going to meet the other party this time?

It's just that this road... seems to be heading out of the village.

It was already evening, and the lingering warmth of the setting sun still lingered on his cheeks.A gust of wind blew by, it rolled up a few leaves that fell on the ground, and ran away in a hurry.

They came to the Memorial Monument.

Obito Uchiha hid in a tree beside him, watching Kakashi crouching halfway in front of the monument holding the old box.

The birds seemed ready to go home to sleep, and would not even chirp.Only the rustling sound of the leaves colliding with each other after the wind blows is in my ears.For some reason, Obito panicked.

"Happy birthday, Obito."

Kakashi's voice came from under the tree, Uchiha Obito watched as the silver-haired man opened the box in his hand, took out a goggle and put it in front of the monument.

"This is a birthday present. I originally wanted to give you something else, but...after much deliberation, this is the best."

Looking down from the angle of the tree, Obito couldn't see Kakashi's eyes, and his thick silver hair blocked his sight, but he somehow felt that Kakashi was crying.

"Happy birthday."

Different from the usual long-winded, Kakashi in front of the memorial tablet today was unusually silent. He just said two or three words like this, then turned and left.

The wind at night took away the temperature on the ground, and Obito realized that he had been in a daze on this tree for a long time.

"What... this guy..."

The transformation technique has been lifted, and the orange mask blocked his expression. He jumped off the branch, reached for the windshield in front of the comfort monument, and stepped into the Shenwei space.

"This kind of thing...is not as good as taiyaki."

In an inconspicuous corner of Shenwei Space, eleven identical goggles were neatly stacked, and the No.12 in the black-haired man's hand was carefully placed together with those.

In the empty secret space, the man's cold voice echoed.

"Happy birthday, Obito."

The author has something to say: Don't worry about the timeline! !Don't worry about how many goggles Kakashi bought! !Really, don't count! ! !