The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Yun Yanhui got a new nickname and rolled her eyes angrily. When those people came to eat and drink for free again, Yun Yanhui reiterated: "You people, don't teach the little tiger Chinese casually in the future. Already!"

Everyone laughed and said, "What does it matter? This is called learning from the strengths of all families."

"Fuck! What kind of head of the family is this?" Yun Yan was very angry, mainly because he was called too badly.

Bai Yutang laughed a couple of times, "You know what a villain is?"

Bai Yutang is from Jinhua, so he changed to Wu dialect to mock Yun Yanhui.But the "little man" he said is not the villain of a gentleman and a villain. The pronunciation of the character "herringbone" is closer to "ning", which means a child.

Yun Yan twitched the corner of her mouth twice, "How dare you provoke me..."

Zhihe weakly said: "I also think, it's nothing, it's cute with an accent."

Yun Yan replied sadly and indignantly: "Then you can't speak with a northern accent and a southern accent for a while, the tongues are all big, mediocre teachers are harmful!"

Everyone: Spread your hands.

The discussion went all the way to the dinner table, and Yun Yan was still talking.

"Brother Yan, actually, I think that even if we don't teach, the little tiger will learn by himself." Someone blinked and said so.

"And Brother Yan's own Mandarin is not very standard." Wang Chao said lightly.

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Yun Yanhui has a little Tokyo accent, but only a little bit, and as long as he pays attention to it, it will disappear.Even, he can learn a lot of accents from other places.

Having said that, Yun Yan fell silent.

After a while, Yun Yan replied, "It's no fun to just eat too much, let's have a drink."

Does this mean admitting defeat?

It's long overdue.

Hurry up and get the wine out.

Yun Yan returned and said: "It's boring to eat wine, let's enforce the wine order."

Wine orders are easy to understand, and anyone can play with them regardless of their level of education.Therefore, some people responded.

"Let's play something different this time," Yun Yan said in a dark voice. "It's very simple. Let me start with a drinking order. As long as you can repeat it, then I will drink, and then you come to ask questions. It's the same. The rules, so repeated."

Everyone was quite surprised, this game was simple and rude, they were very curious, what Yunyan was going to say, they couldn't repeat it?

"It won't be particularly long, will it?"

"No, not long." Yunyan looked back and agreed, so he began to say, "Then I'll start—" He suddenly sped up his speech and read quickly, "The cowherd loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang Niang misses Cowherd, Cowherd loves Liu Niang every year, Liu Niang misses Niang Lang every year, Lang loves Niang when Niang misses Lang, misses Niang and Niang misses Lang loves Lang, misses Niang Lang."

Yun Yanhui read it quickly in one breath, and when he read halfway through, everyone's expressions changed.

"........."

"What! It's actually a tongue twister?"

"But, this part is too difficult..."

"...Brother Yan, did you make it up?"

Zhihe said sadly, "I feel malice..."

Southerners probably felt the most malice, and they called Yan Fei, and they didn't distinguish between NL and NL.

This tongue twister originally came out of the wine order, and it is also called urgent tongue and tongue twister. Some literati can also make it up. For example, Su Dongpo wrote a one-character poem that is difficult to pronounce: "The former residence of Jiange is separated from Jinguan, and citrus fruits and ginger ferns are crossed with Jingjian." Oddly lonely people are willing to hang up the ancient rice sticks, but they dare to uncover the golden rods. They have returned to the plowing crops for the straw, and the nobles have dried the high scarf crowns. Change the sentences and patterns to eat, and the Gu Gu is cunning to add the interim pass." The initial consonant of the whole poem all the same.

However, although Su Gong's song is unique and elegant, it is not as clumsy as the one that Yun Yan went back to just now.

Everyone tried one by one, but they all failed.

Yun Yan returned very proudly, "No? No, I'll come again."

Another difficult tongue twister, the famous lama and mute in later generations.

At this moment, everyone was defeated again.

After five rounds in a row, Yun Yan was stunned and didn't even drink a glass of wine!

"This is Brother Yan's conspiracy! Revenge!" Zhihe shouted.

I don't know where Brother Yan got so many tongue twisters. It's unheard of. If it's those classic tongue twisters, they might be able to follow them.But what Yun Yan returned was new and awkward, which made them all bite their tongues.

"That's right, it's a conspiracy, we're not playing anymore! No one can read it except you."

Yun Yan replied cunningly: "Those who quit will be punished with three cups."

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, just want to unify, but the little tiger suddenly said, "The cowboy loves Liu Niang every year, and Liu Niang misses the cowherd every year."

It was one of the tongue twisters that Yunyan recalled just now, and it was said very standard.

Even the little tiger has spoken out, everyone is really embarrassed to play tricks, but if it continues, I don't know how many steps Yan Geer has, so it's better to punish yourself with three cups.

Yun Yan looked back at them for punishing themselves three cups, and said with a smile: "Actually, I know these few paragraphs, and I won't do it again."

Everyone: "..."

Yun Yanhui really only knows these paragraphs. Back then, he also spoke with a dialect accent. He practiced hard in order to take the Putonghua level certificate in college. These paragraphs were all memorized back then. It's imprinted in my mind forever, and I can't even forget it.

Yunyan felt refreshed, and heard the little tiger recite so well, she thought that she must have been taught badly, otherwise, how could our little tiger have such a big tongue to say "Fat Wild Goose", and what else... isn't it? .

The little tiger just had a good time listening to it, and when he heard Yunyan recite the tongue twister, he giggled happily. .

Yunyan repeated it several times to the little tiger, and the little tiger was able to retell a paragraph in its entirety.

Yun Yan kissed the little tiger's little nose, "Baby, if it's not the wrong age, I really wonder if you are my own son, how can you be such a genius?"

Sitting next to him is Zhihe, who heard this: "..."

No matter how many years it has been, he still doesn't get used to the serious and shameless appearance of this "big brother"...

Today, everyone who was abused by Yun Yan returned to the dinner party, and in order to regain balance, they wrote down those few tongue twisters, and then started to make things difficult for others in other banquets.

But they don't practice, and they can't play like Yun Yanhui. They read by themselves and let others retell, but write it on paper and ask others to retell.

Of course, there are also brothers like Zhihe, who can't practice certain paragraphs that require NL pronunciation standards even if they practice, and they can feel the deep malice of the writer every year.

Under the vigorous publicity of the victims, it was not just these few paragraphs that directly led to the recent popularity of tongue-twisters and drinking orders in Kaifeng Mansion, and even Bao Zheng was tricked.

Even Bao Zheng, who came down to earth with stars like him, couldn't succeed the first time, and only succeeded in the second time. After drinking a glass of wine, he laughed twice, and said something very interesting.

Then the next day, when Bao Zheng was waiting for the official to come before the court meeting, he said to his colleagues suddenly: "Bao has an interesting tongue-twister order here, do you want to read it?"

It's not on the wine table, no one is ordering wine, but Bao Zheng didn't let everyone do it, he just showed everyone.He took out the copy of the wine order from his pocket and circulated it to everyone.

However, everyone knows this kind of thing, and after seeing it, you can't help but challenge it.

All of a sudden, the voices of court officials who could not help but say tongue-twisters sounded outside the hall, one after another...

On this day, after the court meeting, Renzong thoughtfully said to Chen Lin: "I don't know if it's my illusion. Today, several Qing family members are a little ambiguous in their speech, as if their tongues have been injured..."

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On the other hand, at the suggestion of Yun Yanhui, Zhao Yunchu recommended Bi Sheng and his movable type printing technique to Renzong, and Renzong really called Bi Sheng to Beijing.

When the news spread to Hangzhou, the local people were stunned. Everyone who knew Bi Sheng and what he had studied thought that he could not succeed.However, he did not expect the official to summon him.What does this mean?It shows that his stuff is really awesome!

Different people see things from different angles, Yun Yanhui thinks well, the environment, times, and people are different, even under the same era background.However, the difficulties for those printing houses are not a problem for officials.

Renzong was rich in the world, and merchants might hesitate about the cost. Movable type printing can teach workers how to read, but there is no difficulty for Renzong. He is the most capable person in the world to apply this innovative technology.

Not to mention anything else, if Renzong and Hu Hanlin really want to be an official newspaper in the future, then movable type printing is definitely a sharp weapon.And the new works of those literati will be published more easily.There are too many benefits. In the long run, movable type printing has won the time-consuming and material-consuming woodblock printing, which is difficult to correct mistakes. After all, it is one of the four great inventions.

Renzong who got Bi Sheng was overjoyed, and Bi Sheng was also very moved by the emperor's sageness. He actually dug him out from a small corner in Hangzhou, and immediately made him a Hanlin enshrinement to help him realize his dream.

In an instant, life was complete. Bi Sheng couldn't help but burst into tears, wishing he could smash his body to pieces to repay the grace of God, and one hundred people willingly stayed in Tokyo to serve the country.

At the same time that it was a sign that the printing industry was about to usher in a new wind, there was also news about Yun Yan calling Yun Pusi to send a letter back to his hometown to inquire.

Unfortunately, there is no good news.

The people in my hometown really took the trouble to find out a lot. However, the fact is that the little tiger has nothing to do with their village, nor the surrounding area. The relationship between him and Yun Yanhui may really be just a coincidence.After all, the world is so big that there are no surprises.

Yun Yan has given up, but even if they are not relatives, their fate is more magical than the relationship between relatives, which makes him feel closer.

So this time, another method was needed, Yun Yan went back and took the little tiger to look for the Miao people.