The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Yushitai and Jianyuan are collectively called "Taijian", which is responsible for the impeachment, supervision and investigation of hundreds of officials, which is a bit like a modern discipline inspection committee.

It’s not easy to be a censor, it’s not just about random impeachment, they have to submit a monthly report every month...ah no, the monthly class is given to the officials, and it contains the supervision report of that month.

Checking homework every month is really stressful. If the performance is not as good as other colleagues, will the officials have any ideas?

And it is not without punishment, there are some for newcomers.If the officials of the No. [-] Office of Taiwan Admonishment have no performance within [-] days after taking office, they will either throw you to another department, or pay a fine, which is called "disgraceful money".

What a disgraceful name.

Because of poor business ability and failure to make achievements, our censors have no reputation on the table, and we have to pay a fine.

Li Zeyun is a new censor who hasn't had any corrections for two months. He is so anxious that his ass is about to smoke. He always feels that the director of the station has seen him recently, and he is not yin or yang.Yesterday, I even said without naming names in front of my colleagues that it has been a long time since no one in our Yushitai has paid money for humiliating Taiwan...

Li Zeyun's era has suddenly entered, these words are definitely not casual!It must be hinting at him!

Li Zeyun also understood that many newcomers in front of him, some of whom were in a situation like him, were all transferred to other places.That would be even more humiliating. Paying a fine at least proves that there is salvation, and transferring them away proves that there is no salvation.

Both are too embarrassing, Li Zeyun had to spin around like a spinning top, staring at those officials until his eyes turned green.

After a lot of difficulty, he found out that the servant of Pang Taishi's trusted official had committed the murder. Regardless of 21 [-], he hurriedly reported it to the police. He felt relieved, whoever was behind him, didn't he hear that Pang Taishi was in a hurry to get angry?They are all about to be abolished after passing on Pang. If there is no sudden accident in Guangnan, the decree will probably come down at this moment.

On the second day after the memorial was handed in, a servant suddenly came to summon him, saying that the official wanted to see Li Zeyun.

The colleagues all looked at Li Zeyun, including the director.

Li Zeyun was at a loss. He didn't know why the officials wanted to meet him in person. The matter of his impeachment should be very small. Could it be that there was some background behind that official that he didn't know about?

The director of Yushitai, that is, Yushi Zhongcheng coughed and said, "Go, what are you waiting for?"

Li Zeyun took a careful look at his color before bowing and retreating.

Li Zeyun tried to find out what happened to the servant, but unfortunately, he refused to disclose, he wanted to send money, but they refused to accept it, which made him even more uneasy.

After entering the hall, I saw the officials sitting upright and reviewing the memorials. When they saw Li Zeyun coming, they put down their pens and ordered him to sit down.

Li Zeyun sat down tremblingly, not daring to look at the official's face.

Renzong said kindly, "Li Qing has been in Yushitai for more than two months, is he not used to it?"

Li Zeyun tensed up immediately, wanting to faint, oh my god, is there really something wrong with his impeachment, which made the officials feel that he is not suitable to stay in Yushitai?

"No or no ... Ah, indeed, indeed, it is a bit, he can't help it ..." Li Zeyun stunned and answered.

"So, you really wrote this?" Renzong took out a memorial.

Li Zeyun: "Huh?"

He didn't react for a moment.

Renzong stretched out his hand, and Chen Lin finally got the memorial to Li Zeyun.

Li Zeyun received the memorial, opened it suspiciously, and found that there was a note inside, which read "The world has its own land, the world governs its people, the world rules its soldiers, the world inherits its duties, the world governs its place, The world enters its stream, the world accepts its title", although the character is middle-class, and it doesn't look like writing with a brush, it is relatively rigid, but the font has never been seen before, and it is the only one that makes Li Zeyun, a calligraphy lover, shine.

Besides, Li Zeyun is also an official of the imperial court after all, so he still has some sense of politics. He immediately realized that this has something to do with the recent troubles of the officials. Then he thought about it being included in his memorial, and the question from the officials just now. In an instant, sweat broke out on his forehead.

"The official said, this, this thing was not written by a humble official, and only Zhuo Jing and Shu Tong can come across the memorial at home, but they will never..." Li Zeyun said hastily.

"Li Qing, don't worry, actually, I think this method is very feasible." Renzong said lightly.

Li Zeyun was stunned for a moment, then he said, "I really don't know where it came from."

Renzong pondered for a moment, "Li Qing, go back and have a good chat with Shutong and Madam, the court employs people regardless of their background..."

Li Zeyun almost couldn't listen to what was said later, he was completely dizzy.

……

Li Zeyun's family has dinner. Li Zeyun's wife, Luo Shi, is serving dishes for the gentleman. She is also from a family of officials. After Li Zeyun was elected, she was arrested and matched with her. have to.

Li Zeyun looked at Luo Shi's side face, and thought in his heart, he had already tortured the book boy just now, it doesn't seem like that, and his wife is said to have studied poetry since childhood, especially loves to read history books, and was deeply influenced by his grandfather and father, could it be...

"I'll do it myself." Seeing that Luo Shi was about to serve him soup, Li Zeyun suddenly woke up, grabbed the bowl, and served it by himself. Of course, he couldn't treat his wife the same way as he did to the school boy.

Luo Shi only thought that his husband felt sorry for him, so he stopped with a smile.

But from Li Zeyun's point of view, he became even more suspicious. He held Luo Shi's hand, summoned up his courage and said, "Ma'am, I know everything!"

Luo Shi's face turned pale, "You, how do you know..."

Li Zeyun said excitedly: "The official told me that he attaches great importance to this matter!"

Luo Shi lost his voice: "What, the officials mind if I sell the singer who was given to you by others? Sir, did I cause trouble? What is the identity of the singer?"

Li Zeyun: "Huh??"

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"I am ambitious, my heart is higher than the sky, and I am reduced to raising children for others..." Yun Yan muttered back.

At this moment, he is squatting in the vegetable field of Kaifeng Mansion, leading a group of small radish heads to plant and pick vegetables, and from time to time he has to pull out the children who plucked the radishes and planted them in the soil.

Not far away, there is a group of famously boring clans with money, status and leisure, eating melon seeds and gossiping.

It's all the officials' fault, it's all the officials' fault!

Just because of Renzong's words, today, these particularly idle clans brought their children to Kaifeng Mansion.Originally, it stands to reason that he called the craftsmen, introduced them to them, and then helped communicate the requirements and the like, and that would be fine.

However, Kaifeng mansion is full of vegetable fields. Most of these clan children have never seen a vegetable field, and they want to play in the field by themselves.

The parents also had a brain twitch, and actually laughed, and asked Yunyan to take care of this "landlord" and take them to play in the field.

Yun Yan replied, and at the same time told people to rush to notify Bao Dalai to help, and only he can drive these people away.You said that these are the relatives of the emperor, princes and nobles, can you still drive out?Yun Yan could only follow along temporarily.

"Brother, please help me pull this out." Yun Yan returned to the right place and muttered, his trouser leg was pulled by someone. He looked down and saw a four or five-year-old boy pointing to a carrot and saying to him, his hand There are also a few pieces of radish tassels in the bag, probably because the radish failed to be pulled out.

"Oh, good." Yun Yanhui pulled out the white radish, which was white and fat, and gave it to the little boy to hold him. Once he committed an old problem, he couldn't help but sell it: "The water source in our Kaifeng mansion is very special. Okay, so the quality of the radishes grown is also very good, it absorbs enough water and is sweet, and they are snapped up every time. Look at the radishes that are pulled out, without mud, and they say they can be eaten as pears, and they are very sweet..."

As soon as Yun Yanhui finished speaking, he saw the little boy lift up the radish and take a bite, leaving two front teeth marks on the radish.

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Why is this child so sincere?Just because it comes out without mud doesn’t mean you don’t want to wash it!

But it was too late, the little boy had already taken a bite, chewed it twice, and said seriously: "It's really sweet."

At this time, the children next to him saw it and gathered around.

"Thirteen Lang, give me a bite too..."

"Thirteen Lang, I want to..."

"Wait, gentlemen, wash the radish first, you can eat the radish!" Yun Yanhui hurriedly shouted.

"What? You still have to wash?"

"This one seems to have been pulled out of the ground..."

"What? The radishes actually grow in the ground?"

Yunyan fainted, took the radish and washed it, then cut it into small pieces with a knife and gave them to eat.I don't know what's wrong with these little princes and grandchildren, maybe they eat too much good food, and they eat a raw radish with relish, and they finished a big radish.

Thirteen Lang smacked, then raised his head and said to Yun Yan: "Brother, you come home with me, my yard is also this big, please help me plant radishes. It's not good to stay in Kaifeng Mansion, and it's exhausting money." And less."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

"Hey, help me plant it, my yard is quite big, oh, I still want to plant that green vegetable, it's so pretty..."

"I also want!"

"Come back with me, I'll give you five pennies a month."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Damn, these little gentlemen are really promising!One by one, 6 have to fly!If he is unemployed in the future, can he really consider running a happy farm for others?

"No, he has already agreed to help me grow radishes."

At this time, a familiar voice sounded behind him, and Yun Yan felt relieved when she returned, and called back: "Xiao Chu."

Zhao Yunchu came over with a smile, "I'm here to handle some business today, and Bao Fu Tai asked me to come and rescue you, he's busy right now."

Yun Yan replied quietly: "If you come later, I will be in trouble."

Those children saluted Zhao Yunchu, some recognized him and some didn't, but those who recognized him and some who didn't finally shouted out, they were basically Zhao Yunchu's nephews.

Zhao Yunchu nodded in agreement, smiled, and replied to Yunyan: "I am also in a hurry, because I am afraid that Brother Yan will be snatched away."

Yun Yan looked back at the people who asked him to grow vegetables, and shook her head helplessly. No matter how cute the children are, once the number of them increases, it will make people's headaches big, especially if this is a group of clan children.

Look at it again, those parents who were sitting and talking, after seeing Zhao Yunchu, they also came over one after another.Although Zhao Yunchu was not No. 1 in the previous exams, his subsequent development is the best in the clan. Of course, these people also want to get close to him.

Zhao Yunchu simply invited all his cousins ​​to have a drink together, they naturally refused, and ordered someone to send the child back, while he and Zhao Yunchu went to talk about their relationship, so Yunyan was naturally relieved.

Thirteen Lang, who took the lead in eating radishes, pulled Yunyan back before leaving, and asked seriously, "Brother, do you really want to abandon Uncle Yunchu and grow radishes for me?"

Yun Yan was stunned, and then smiled and said: "No, we have already made an appointment, and no one will stand without faith."

Thirteen Lang showed doubts, "But I didn't see you make an appointment before, when did you make an appointment?"

Yun Yan thought about it, "About 12 years ago, by the way, he also called me brother at that time...so you also call me brother, probably because of the confusion of generations."

Thirteen Lang tried his best to calculate when it was 12 years ago, and finally found that it was a bit long, and he was not even born yet, so he sighed like an adult, "Isn't it good to talk about each other?"

"..." Yunyan was speechless, and returned to the previous topic, "I think you can ask your family to ask the old farmer to help you plant it. The planting should be better than mine."

Thirteen Lang showed a hint of disappointment on his face, "But I'm afraid people are not as fun as you."

Yun Yan replied: "..."

What an evil feudal society...

Thirteen Lang gave him a regretful look, "Brother, if you go back on your word, come and find me at the Prince's Mansion in Runan County. My name is Zhao Zongshi." After finishing speaking, he ran away.

Ok?

Ok? !

Zhao Zongshi? ?

Yun Yan replied: Wait!Let me hug my thigh first!