The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

The feng shui took turns. When Empress Dowager Liu was still there, the Pang family was in full swing, Pang's empress mother was in the world, Pang Taishi's power was all over the court, and the Kaifeng government was still afraid of his frame.

But now, with the publication of "Tokyo Daily", the incident of Taishi Pang's mistaken swallowing of feces became known to everyone, and it was considered a laughing stock, and it became a gun for others, and it fired the first shot of the gossip edition in one fell swoop.

Although there are comments at the end of the report, and this page claims that its main purpose is to comment on current affairs, anyone with a little brain can understand that this is basically gossip by order.

Grand Master Pang and the people who attended the banquet that day were so angry and impatient, they were too ashamed to go out for days, their names were all called out.

Taishi Pang was outraged and wrote a letter to criticize the editorial department.Even if "Tokyo Daily" has prosecutorial functions, it can't ignore his face, right?In the past, there were literati fighting in the literature and art edition, and exposing people's old background was not so ruthless!

People expose the old background, that is, talk about his character and level, but his matter is ridiculed by the whole people.

However, Renzong made a mess. The wish of "Tokyo Daily" is to warn everyone not to be greedy and harm themselves, and to take this matter as a warning. The intention is good, and I hope the grand master will not mind.After all, your matter is very representative, and it can best express the meaning of warning...

Besides, this has already been sold, should we take it back, or publish an apology, saying that we are sorry for exposing your scandal?

——You can’t lie, say that Lao Pang didn’t drink dung soup at all, right?

After all, it means to cover up the "Tokyo Daily".

The "Tokyo Daily" is covered by two powerful yamen, Renzong does not make decisions, and Grand Master Pang is completely out of breath now, so he has no choice but to turn his head and become angry with his servants where he dares to provoke.

Grand Master Pang never imagined that the Kaifeng Mansion had been secretly gathering information about him. Bai Yutang might gain something when he saw him pass his birthday, but in the end he squatted down to gossip and broke the news mercilessly.Grand Master Pang himself is still guessing who passed it on.

Grand Master Pang thought again, "Tokyo Daily" would harm him so much. After much deliberation, it must be the idea of ​​Kaifeng Mansion. I heard that "Tokyo Daily" was made with reference to "Kaifeng Mansion Daily". The relationship between the two is very close. All of this is likely to be the ghostly idea of ​​that little official named Yun Yanhui under Bao Zheng's command!

Grand Master Pang secretly hated Yun Yan - it's nothing, he has always been dissatisfied with the entire Kaifeng Mansion, and now no one cares.Yun Yan didn't care even more when he returned, and he became stronger when he had more scapegoats.

This time, many powerful families were watching the excitement. The Pang family was so arrogant before, and they offended many people.

When many people eat puffer fish, they will mention Grand Master Pang, and everyone laughs tacitly, and at the same time take it as a warning.

On the contrary, there are quite a few people who are afraid of this current affairs commentary page in their hearts. Grand Master Pang was killed today. If they make some jokes in the future, who knows if it will be published?That embarrassment can be lost to the streets and alleys.

The Biggest Winner's gossip version is based on the reputation of Pang Taishi and others, and its popularity among the common people is almost comparable to that of the comic book version. It is expected that as long as we continue to work hard to make good news, it will surpass it just around the corner.

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Knowing that he was going to give lectures at the Imperial Medical Bureau recently, he stayed there.

The daily practice of the students of the Tai Medical Bureau is to diagnose and treat the students of other schools. After knowing the past, they met the students of the Tai Medical Bureau to conduct a practical class to diagnose and treat the students of the Guozi School.

A group of students from the Imperial Medical Bureau walked into Guozixue with a medicine box. Because it is more difficult to diagnose and treat children, they are not competent. This time they are treating college students.

Those elementary school students were lying on the window, watching the group of doctor reserve outside.

Knowing that the professor followed behind, Qiu Dafu watched and suddenly shouted: "Shi Gaobi, your brother is also there!"

——Qiu Dafu naturally wouldn't know Xiaobao, he was talking about Yun Yanhui.

When Yunyan came back, she was waiting beside Xiaobao, one on the left and one on the right, with a food box in her hand.He heard that he came here, so he came directly to Guozixue, and even made some food to bring over.

The little tiger was originally sitting on his seat very aloofly, but when he heard Qiu Dafu say that, he was taken aback for a moment, then he also squeezed to the window, saw that it was indeed Brother Yan, and shouted: "Brother!"

Yunyan heard the little tiger's voice, looked over, showed a smile, and waved at him.

Now Little Tiger's classmates also saw Yun Yanhui, "Shi Gaobi's elder brother really looks like Shi Gaobi!"

"Why is Shi Gaobi's elder brother here? Isn't his family all in Guizhou?"

"Didn't Qiu Dafu say last time that Shi Gaobi's brother recognized him? None of them have the surname Shi."

"It looks so similar, how can you recognize it?"

The little tiger started to look through the window, but was stopped by Qiu Dafu: "Shi Gaobi, sir will be back later, where are you going?"

The little tiger hesitated for a moment, but still retracted his legs. He promised Brother Yan that he would be a good student, and it would not be too late to look for him after he rested.

When he came back, other students carefully asked about him and his brother.

The little tiger was very vigilant, for fear that someone would take a fancy to his brother and rob him, so he kept silent.

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On the other hand, Yun Yanhui said to Liao Ran: "Master, that's the little tiger. How about it? I haven't seen him for a few years. Do you still recognize him?"

"He looks like you when you were a child, how could you not recognize him?" Liao Ran chuckled, "You two are very destined."

A group of people went to Guozi School to check the pulse of the students one by one.

There are thousands of students in Guozixue, and one day can't finish the diagnosis and treatment, so it takes several days.

Xiao Ran sat aside, nothing to do for the time being, just waiting for a while to check the medical records.When Yun Yan returned, she put the food box on the table and opened it, revealing the two dishes inside, and the aroma rushed to her face.

"Amitabha," glanced at it clearly, then said aloud, frowning, "How did you burn the meat?"

The one on the left looks like tofu, and the one on the right is fried pork slices, both of which are very homely dishes.

"It's not meat," Yun Yanhui took out the chopsticks and took a piece of meat, "Eat and see."

Knowing about Yunyan Hui, I took a bite in half-belief, biting into my mouth, with a bit of pork aroma, toughness, and a lot of spices. At first, it was really easy to mistake the taste for meat.However, after chewing a few times, you will find that there is still a fresh fragrance of vegetables and fruits... This is actually a vegetable!

"This is fake fried meat, made of gourd meat and bran." Yun Yan replied, "This is impossible, you really ate fake meat."

The gourd and bran are marinated with various ingredients, sliced ​​into thin slices, and lard and spices are added, so the effect can almost be faked.However, this is actually a vegetarian dish, which has a meat-like aroma, but it still tastes like a vegetable, which is easy to eat.

Xiaoran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Ah, you put all your effort into doing this?"

"I'm also thinking about the great monks," Yun Yan replied confidently, "I'll improve the vegetarian restaurant, and you can bring it back to the kitchen when the time comes."

"It's a picture, it's a picture." That's what Liao Ran said, but he knew in his heart that this item must be very popular in various monasteries, not only the monks, but also the pilgrims, it's like this in this era.

"Try another dish?" Yun Yan replied, "You have bad teeth, this is rice tofu."

Although there are many tofu products now, rice tofu has never been heard of. This is a famous dish in Sichuan and Hunan in the future. It is made from rice ground into rice milk.

What Yun Yan Hui cooks is a cold dish. The rice tofu is cut into small square pieces. The color is different from ordinary tofu. People have a lot of appetite.

Yun Yan took out the spoon and stirred the sauce ingredients evenly.Rice tofu is delicious no matter how it is made. It can be served cold, braised in soy sauce, as a meal, or as a snack.

In addition to cold salad, stir-fry with minced meat and bean paste are Yun Yanhui's favorite ways to eat.

Liaoran scooped up a piece in his mouth, the taste is thicker than that of water tofu, with the aroma of rice, smooth and refreshing, and the spicy and slightly sour sauce adds a lot of color to it, with the aroma of rice and sauce The tofu is effortlessly bitten open in the mouth, appetizing and easy to eat.

No matter this dish of cold rice tofu or fake fried meat, the taste is heavy and belongs to the next meal.

When I get older, I like to eat something with a stronger taste, otherwise it will be bland and tasteless in my mouth.Liao Ran didn't have much appetite recently and didn't eat much, but now he really wants to eat.

When Yunyan came back, he didn't bring any rice, but he could ask someone from Guozixue to borrow it. When he looked up, he found that many people were staring at him.

Liao Ran also found out that he still had a spoonful of rice tofu in his hand, and now he put it down in embarrassment, wondering if they mistakenly thought that there was meat in the dish he was eating?

At this time, the eyes of Xiaoran and Yunyan looked back at those people followed by the spoon of Xiaoran.

Well, it seems that it has nothing to do with whether it is meat or not...

Yun Yan replied: "..."

The people of Guozixue were particularly unhappy. It was almost time for lunch. They were here to see a doctor, and the people from the Imperial Medical Bureau actually ate beside them, which made people want to swallow their mouths.You know, the taste of their canteen is very average!

Even the people from the Imperial Medical Bureau showed strange expressions. Yun Yanhui said that he made two small dishes to honor Master. Everyone thought it was a vegetarian dish. It must be because Yun Yanhui knew that Master had a bad appetite and made a special filial piety. They persuaded him But eat it while it's hot as soon as you come in, don't waste the filial piety of the apprentice.

Who knew, I had fooled myself... how could there be such a tempting side dish?

Yunyan was relatively calm when she returned, and the person who asked Guozixue ordered a bowl of rice in their cafeteria to serve as a side dish.

Now, knowing that he was embarrassed to eat it by himself, he asked the professors from the Imperial Medical Bureau and Guozixue to eat some together.

Yun Yan originally thought that they would refuse, but who knew that these people hesitated for a while, and accepted it with a look of graciousness!

The professors ate one bite at a time, while the students kept swallowing, and finally rushed to the cafeteria when the meal was served.

The cafeteria made tofu today, which was not popular at first, but I didn’t expect so many students to make tofu today. The people in the cafeteria were a little surprised. Guys of this age are all fond of meat. In the past, meat was the most popular. Welcome.

These people actually came to make tofu because they saw how the professors ate rice tofu.But firstly, what they make is water tofu, and secondly, there is no such sauce. It tastes very bland in the mouth.

The disappointed Guozixue students asked where they bought the tofu after they returned.

People from the Imperial Medical Bureau knew about it and said, "This is filial piety from the Zen master's beloved disciple! It looks like fried meat, but in fact, it's a vegetarian dish!"

So these people asked Yun Yanhui where to buy it, and they became more interested. Whether it is for themselves or for the elders in the family, it is a good choice.

The people of Guozixue knew who Yun Yanhui was, and explained: "Don't think about it, Mr. Yun is from Kaifeng Mansion. This must be the dish of Kaifeng Mansion's canteen. If you want to eat it, try to enter Kaifeng Mansion in the future."

No one in Bianjing has heard of the reputation of Kaifeng’s canteen dishes, but what is also famous is that they will not sell the canteen’s dishes to the outside world.

"I made this for Master, and it will be on the cafeteria menu in a few days. Hey, it can't be, now the Kaifeng government school and government office share the cafeteria," Yun Yanhui said with a smile, "Everyone, if If you are interested, you don’t have to wait for the future to enter the Yamen, you can transfer to our Kaifeng government school right now—”

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Doctors and professors of Guozixue all coughed violently.

"Mr. Yun, stop joking!"

"Speak carefully, speak carefully."

The teachers of Guozixue felt like they were facing an enemy, for fear that the students would be lured by the food.

However, the students of Guozixue were not as unscrupulous as their teacher thought, and instead booed: "Why don't Mr. Yun transfer to our school!"

"That's right, Mr. Yun is here, and he will definitely give you excellent conditions, as long as you bring the dishes from the canteen of Kaifeng Mansion."

"Yes, Mr. Yun, please think about it. Guozixue sincerely invites you!"

As soon as the students said it, those teachers also recalled it, yes, they can definitely fight back!So, one after another chimed in!

"That's right, I can do this master!"

"Mr. Yun, feel free to ask for any conditions, Guozixue is very sincere!"

"Even if you want to grow vegetables here..."

Yun Yanhui almost laughed out loud. Seeing the teachers and students of the highest universities say these words with a serious look, it was so funny. I didn’t expect them to be quite humorous. Land? If I change the top of the mountain in the future, I won’t be farming in Guozixue!”

Seeing that there was something unsatisfactory in his words, everyone praised the place and asked, "Then how are you doing?"

"Kaifeng Prefecture is poor for farming land!" Yun Yan laughed back, "If I were in Guozixue, I would hold a parent-teacher meeting and imply that everyone would give me gifts! I would get rich instantly, haha!"

Everyone: "..."