The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Let me ask, is there anyone more unlucky than Ge Yun in the world?

Ge Yun replied: No.

The title of the gold list, the spring breeze, everyone at the banquet is ambitious and strives to leave a good impression in front of the officials, only Ge Yun, with trembling legs, is full of thoughts about how he and the officials called brothers and brothers a few months ago.

Mr. Yun was so thoughtful that he even thought of the possibility of him peeing his pants, and arranged for the palace servants, but why didn't he tell him the most important thing? !

And when Ge Yun's heart was in a mess, Renzong, who was above him, looked at the country's pillars full of holes, and probably felt the joy of a good harvest, showing a gratified smile.

It was the first time for the Jinshi to see Renzong, and it was also the first time for Renzong to see them, but compared to the sneak peeps of the Jinshi, Renzong was much more generous, and he looked over one by one.

Ge Yun sat close, and Renzong saw him at the second glance. Ge Yun lowered his face halfway, but Renzong still looked familiar, so he couldn't help but said, "This young man looks familiar, have I met him somewhere?"

Ge Yun: "..."

Chen Lin leaned over and said, "This is ordered by the official, you are here to visit Hualang!"

Renzong thought about it for a while, and then remembered.Tan Hualang pointed out the candidate who was related to Kaifeng Prefecture. Later, he saw that he was indeed from Kaifeng Prefecture. In this way, Renzong came back to his senses. No wonder the look is familiar, hasn't he seen it before.

"Yes, yes, I remembered." Renzong smiled slightly, and did not, and did not need to explain to anyone the connection between looking familiar and Tanhualang.

Seeing that Renzong didn't mention what happened that day, Ge Yun let go of his anxiety a little.Think about it too, how could the officials mention it.If Mr. Yun didn't say anything, he was afraid that he would be worried. He was already scared enough to panic. If he knew that he had seen the official, wouldn't he be even more worried.

Seeing that Renzong was in a good mood, Chen Lin also joked: "Tanhualang is young and handsome, and I don't know if he is married. Once he leaves the palace, he will be surrounded."

"If I have such a big daughter, I would also like to marry her to Tanhualang." When Renzong said this, everyone looked at Ge Yun with envy.

Looking good is to take advantage of it. The first impression of the officials is good, and the number one scholar has not yet had a chance to talk.

Next, Renzong cared about the other Jinshi and encouraged everyone to be loyal to the country, and all the Jinshi also thanked them according to the etiquette.

It is impossible for a majestic emperor to accompany the wine all the time. Renzong stayed for a while, gave him a short-term collection of money, and left.

This period of money collection is for Jinshi to celebrate.

This is quite interesting, sending money to them to hold a party, among them, Jinshi has the most, with a total of [-] guan.

This may be the happiest time for some people on the scene. Not everyone will have a smooth career in the future.But in these few days, they can celebrate to their heart's content and enjoy the admiration of everyone.

Ge Yun resolutely took time out from the celebration and went to meet Yun Yan.

He felt that only after seeing Mr. Yun, he seemed to have returned to the human world from the unreal world.How could he have met the official family?He even had dinner with the official family, and called the official family brother outrageously?It's all too unreal!

Yunyan looked back at Ge Yun, and said calmly: "Have you seen the official? Has he asked you to play Cuju?"

Ge Yun: "..."

Yun Yan returned to comfort him, "Don't worry, officials are not petty people, what are you doing?"

Sir, I was only 6 years old, okay?In the entire Kaifeng Prefecture, not the entire Gyeonggi Road, there is no one who is more daring than him.

Ge Yun narrated his experience to Yun Yanhui with great pain, expressing his understanding that Yun Yanhui didn't tell him because he was afraid of scaring him, but he still felt a little resentful...

Yun Yan looked back at Ge Yun with pity: "Do you still remember that the official's family brought a handsome servant by their side that day?"

"Remember." Ge Yun raised his head dully, "... Isn't that the servant?"

Yun Yan smiled back and said, "That's the empress."

Ge Yun: "......"

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In other words, when Xinke Scholars go out for banquets, it's time to make friends with each other.What fellow-townsmen and classmates, let’s talk about it quickly, and it’s not an exaggeration to say that they are forming cliques, and various banquets are also held in private.

There is also a teacher appreciation banquet. Jinshi wants to meet with the sages and teachers, it is all formal, and the important thing is to thank the teacher.Ge Yun and his other classmates who had won Jinshi discussed together and invited the teacher to have a drink.

Ge Yun also went to ask Yun Yanhui where to serve wine.At this time, many of the better restaurants in Tokyo have been booked.At this season, everyone is staring at each other's actions. If he is rude somewhere, won't he be chewed out?

Yun Yan laughed back, "Look for somewhere else, you can discuss it with the cafeteria and ask them to take care of it. The dishes outside may not be as good as those in our mansion."

Ge Yun: "..."

Ge Yun was speechless. What he said made sense. The canteens in Kaifeng Mansion were the ones that outsiders flocked to, and they were even worse than those restaurants.As far as they are in the same year, they can't even order it.

In addition to the daily dishes, this Kaifeng mansion canteen can also cook banquet dishes.After all, the Fuchu not only hosts evening parties from time to time, they have even hosted diplomatic reception banquets, which are quite high-grade, rare and affordable.

Because Ge Yun and the others are their own people, and this is a relatively special high school for the first wave of government students, the cafeteria still agreed.We must know that the Privy Council wanted the canteen of Kaifeng Mansion to be in charge of the envoy's banquet, and it took a while.

At the teacher appreciation banquet, the teachers and students who had experienced the incident of "letting questions and doubts" looked at each other and felt very close.

Many of the teachers were experienced, and they all confided in their hearts, passed on their experience, and told them how to deal with Jinshi of the same subject now, and how to deal with some officialdom phenomena in the future, such as "running competition".

"Juelu is at the top, and everyone at the bottom tends to fight for it."

Ben Jing is the ancient official running.This is also a very realistic social phenomenon at this time. In addition to ability, gift giving and relationship building can also lead to good jobs.

Yun Yan replied: "But I believe that the people from Kaifeng Prefecture can get promoted and make a fortune without having to compete. We have the ability and the backing, don't we?"

All the students suddenly agreed.

Yes, although they are poor students, they are not without background.On the premise that they are all capable, even if someone wants to compete unfairly with them, they have to see whether Bao Xianggong, who is aware of the details, agrees.

Naturally, Bao Zheng would not shield them, but he would not ignore the dark phenomenon.

Yun Yanhui also said: "In the future, you will no longer be students of the government, but officials of the Song Dynasty. Good officials will bring peace to all generations. If you have the heart to contribute to the prosperity of the Song Dynasty, you will not be in vain. Gentleman. There is an unhealthy trend in the officialdom of the Song Dynasty, which the officials and Mr. Bao have always wanted to clean up. I hope you can remember the phrase "the name of honest officials and people" and be a good official."

Yun Yan replied with warnings and encouragement, and said that she hoped that they would always be vigilant in their lives in the future, and would not go astray, after all, the temptation of the officialdom was too great.

All sentient beings responded positively.

After talking about the serious topic, everyone exchanged glasses and drank the fine wine.These are also graduates. When they drink too much, they hold hands and start crying. Some cry about the friendship between classmates, and some cry about my husband and I. When some people start crying, they may no longer be able to eat in the cafeteria every day... The caliber was unified at once.

Do you know what other yamen and academies eat?It is said that Taixue steamed buns are delicious, but they have tasted them and they think they are nothing more than that!

As for the food in the cafeteria of Kaifeng Mansion and its subordinate mansions, even the white jade cat is full of praise!

The imperial court pays, but there is no need to pay for food.In the future, where can I find such a cheap thing?

Not to mention that many Jinshi in the new department will be released...

Thinking that this might be the last canteen meal everyone ate, all the graduates couldn't help feeling sad, and cried even more sadly!

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Let's get back to the topic, the Xinke Scholars entertained and feasted, and wherever they went, they all attracted onlookers.

Jinshi all raised their heads and chests high, walking with the wind, feeling very proud.

Passing by the place where the courtyard street gathers, it attracts many prostitutes to treat them enthusiastically, throwing handkerchiefs, fruit and so on.

This Tan Hua Lang was already very eye-catching, but when some prostitutes found out that this was Ge Yun from Kaifeng Prefecture School, they exploded even more enthusiastically.

Other Jinshi are baffled, is their aesthetics different from that of women?Why do I feel that these prostitutes are particularly enthusiastic about Ge Yun? Even Tanhualang in previous years seems to have caused such a sensation.

Ge Yun felt ashamed and angry...

Of course he knew that these prostitutes didn't make fun of him because he was good looking!It's all because they recognized him as the student who was kicked out by Mr. Yun in the courtyard street!

At the beginning, he thought he was a romantic and talented person, and he had been to some places with fireworks, but later these places did not dare to do business with him.

Now that the old acquaintances are reunited, the prostitutes still feel that they have a good face, and they say everywhere: "Tanhualang is able to go to high school, and we have a share of credit."

——At the beginning when he skipped class to go to a brothel, his husband came to arrest him, and Xiaozhi moved him with emotion and reasoned.Therefore, these people also very "reasonably" refused to do business with this student.This student went back to study hard, and now, as expected, he has become a Tanhualang, and they are also honored!

After this saying was spread later, it became a model of the prodigal son turning back.

Ge Yun almost vomited blood when he found out about it. He didn't expect these people to be so good at making things up. How could they be reasonable enough to help him stop being addicted to alcohol and sex? He was obviously forced by Mr. Yun's lust!

Moreover, it is said that the prodigal son turned his head back, and after thinking about it carefully, he was refused to enter the courtyard street, had to study hard, and then went to high school... No matter how you hear this, it feels a little sad in the inspirational way!

But because of this, Ge Yun's reputation as a Tanhua Lang spread quickly.Many people think that although your prodigal son has turned back, his nature is hard to change, so people always tease him about his affairs, or invite him to have flower wine with him.

Originally, eating flower wine was nothing, but because of this kind of thing, Ge Yun made the city full of storms, which made him feel that life since the beginning of the scientific research was really ups and downs, and he had almost no time to deal with it.

After experiencing all kinds of twists and turns, Ge Yun, who became famous overnight, felt a little tired.

The author has something to say: I may have to swipe the screen below, sorry_(:з」∠)_

In view of the fact that it has entered the final stage (there are more than a dozen or 20 words), I listed the references today. I didn’t mark the references chapter by chapter because of laziness before.

Looking at the length today... I'd better post these first == Thanks to all authors and researchers!

PS: Let me emphasize again that this article is half a book and half a history, and it often disrupts the chronological order and historical events, modifies the difficulty of cheating, embezzles flowers and trees, and makes up nonsense. If you are serious, you will lose...

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