Gold master he is lame
Chapter 12 The Evil Menu
No one took this person seriously, they probably thought that this person had taken too many drugs.Later, Lu Yu sat with Zhao Jun for a while, Si Kouqi didn't dare to disturb Lu Yu's pursuit of the man, and just played dice with the crowd.
After a while, Lu Yu patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "I'll go put some water, do you want to go together?"
Zhao Jun shook his body and waved his hands in disgust, "Go by yourself."
Lu Yu smiled, slapped his thighs and stood up, pacing rhythmically.Zhao Jun gritted his teeth at this sight.
Seeing that Lu Yu was gone, Si Kouqi boldly came over and asked with a smile, "What is Young Master Lu doing?"
"Put the water on."
Zhao Jun answered him casually without looking up.Zhao Jun's impression of Si Kouqi was not good.
thump.
At this moment, before Si Kouqi opened his mouth, a plum was thrown over, directly hit the table in front of Zhao Jun, and then bounced onto his thigh.
Zhao Jun frowned, but the man on the opposite side said, "Are you angry? Young Master Lu is not here. No one will decide for you when you are angry."
Si Kouqi tugged on Zhao Jun's arm in secret, then continued to laugh and said, "Young Master Su, what are you doing? Young Master Lu will be back soon, Jun'er is very precious. Don't look back, Lu Yu will start a fight with you."
Su Lan gave Si Kouqi a disdainful look, "You don't understand Lu Yu's temperament? If he likes this kid, he will really break up with me because of him!? Brain is a good thing, and Lu Yu has always had it. "
Si Keqi choked, he really couldn't refute this.
With Lu Yu's temperament, he always behaved in the world only looking at the interests.He likes Zhao Jun, but Lu Yu must have a size in his heart at this time, and he will not cross that line.
Boom, another plum was thrown over.
Zhao Jun looked a little colder.
Su Lan looked at Zhao Jun's increasingly indifferent expression, but her own mood became better and better, "What? Are you angry when you know the truth? Or are you very sad? You really don't think that Lu Yu really loves you, and you are thinking about making love with him." Is he coming to a rich family?"
"Crazy!" Zhao Jun imitated Lu Yu's expression just now.That appearance is so vivid that people can't wait to beat him up.
Su Lan sneered, then stretched out her hand.The little boy next to him was very understanding, he got up and ran away immediately, and walked over with something like a menu after a while.
boom.
Su Lan casually took the menu and threw it in front of Zhao Jun, "Don't you deny that you belong to Lu Yu? People here, if you order one, I will trust you."
Zhao Jun looked at Su Lan strangely, opened the menu casually, and then his eyes twitched.There are only three words to describe his mood, that is spicy!Eye!eye!
On the first page, there were photos of the two men.The problem is that these two men wear very little, basically they don't wear it.The first one wore a thong, and then held his own thing with one hand, his eyes were a little blurred.In addition to introducing his name, age, weight, etc., and according to the service he is good at, this guy also has an elegant name, Qinglong Woxue.
But Scrooge came over cheerfully to explain, "This guy is on the first page, he's the top card. He does TOP most of the time, and there's something on this stick, isn't it Qinglong Crouching Snow." Si Kouqi glanced at Zhao Jun, saw that his face was turning green, and immediately said: "But Juner, you are a friend of Young Master Lu, we are here to play with people, not for people to play with. Don't worry, I will explain to the manager With a sound, this man has taken the medicine, and no matter how excited he is, I will let him lie on his stomach and let you play!"
Zhao Jun felt that Si Kouqi couldn't go on talking anymore, he felt a little sick.When this person was nervous, he would shake his hand, and the menu would flip through, and it would come to the back in an instant.
Zhao Jun took another look subconsciously, he was no longer a man, but a woman with milky white twin peaks.In the photo, the woman is licking her lips, looking very erotic.Then in the introduction next to it, this is called Ruyan Shuangfei.
Seeing that Zhao Jun's face was a little red at the moment, Si Kouqi bumped into Zhao Jun's arm, and said with a smile: "You like her? Do you want me to call you, but when Young Master Lu comes back later, you can't say that I Arranged for you."
"Ah!"
As soon as Si Kouqi finished speaking, suddenly, a sneer came.
Scrooge immediately sat upright, then moved his buttocks, forced his way into the crowd of players, and then yelled, "What are you doing, what are you doing, come on, how can such things as playing dice get me? The loser drinks, the loser Drinking, Zhang Er, you dare to play tricks!"
Si Kouqi reacted quickly, and Zhao Jun was not slow, closing the menu with a snap.This is the same embarrassment as watching pornography at home and being caught by others.Moreover, Zhao Jun also did a very stupid thing. Because he subconsciously wanted to destroy the evidence, he threw away the menu in his hand.Then, he slapped Su Lan across the face.
Su Lan really didn't realize it, the menu is quite thick.With this smash, Su Lan only felt her nose sore, and then warm liquid flowed down.
When he touched it, your uncle, the blood on one hand!
"Young Master Su! You've got a nosebleed!" The little boy yelled in a voice that changed his tone in vain, while drawing a tissue to him in a panic.
Very well, only a few people saw him. Su Lan had a nosebleed.Now, everyone looked over, so everyone knew that Su Lan had a nosebleed!
"Young Master Su!" The little boy continued to shout in a panic.
"Calling you into paralysis!" Su Lan stood up abruptly, with gloomy eyes.
The little boy was stunned by him for a moment, but he was stunned immediately.
Su Lan turned her head fiercely again, staring at Zhao Jun.It's a pity that he looks ridiculous with two twisted tissues stuck in his nostrils.Su Lan pointed at Zhao Jun and swears viciously, "You are paralyzed, I remember you!"
Su Shaodeng, who felt that he had lost face and needed to heal his wounds, turned around fiercely, he needed to be quiet.He took a few steps angrily, turned his head abruptly, and then bumped into the little boy behind him with a bang.
Su Lan staggered and almost fell down with the little boy.
"Young Master Su?" The little boy looked at him timidly, he was a little at a loss, Su Lan's gloomy appearance frightened him.
"Your uncle, I'm done with you! Now, get out!" Su Lan became impatient, and wiped her nose fiercely. She forgot who was going to get the car keys when she turned around, and walked out.
The little boy looked sad. He remembered that Su Lan said yesterday that he would buy a car for him today.It's a pity that the car is not in hand, so it will be divided.
Zhao Jun watched all the developments in a daze, then spread his palms and covered his face fiercely, he was so ashamed!
Seeing Zhao Jun's reaction, Lu Yu condescended to sit next to Zhao Jun.Then, with a smile, he persuaded him in a particularly greasy tone, "It's okay, I like it quite a bit, it's cute."
Zhao Jun rolled his eyes in the palm of his hand, "Your sister is cute!"
This happened quite suddenly, after a short while, Skooki and his group of players found out, and then they covered their stomachs and laughed.This is the same as Lu Yu accidentally fell down and buried his head in a pile of dog shit. It was an accident but definitely worth laughing for a few months.
After Su Lan left, Lu Yu and his group felt more at ease.Si Kouqi and the others enjoyed themselves, but Zhao Jun became a little bored after he arrived.
Lu Yu glanced at him, and suddenly asked: "The menu, do you want to order?"
Zhao Jun groaned and blinked, wanting to see if he could blink innocently.Then, Lu Yu laughed, walked over slowly, picked up the evil menu again, and spread it calmly in front of Zhao Jun.
He turned over a few pages and looked sideways at Zhao Jun's face, "... want to order? If you are bored, you can order a few. Anyway, they are all out to play." Lu Yu said with a smile.But Zhao Jun always felt that Lu Yu's smile was very weird, gentle but bottomless, just like Grandma Wolf.
Zhao Jun felt that it was time to test himself.As a harmonious youth in the 21st century and a successor to socialism, he will not disappoint the trust of the party and the country.So, Zhao Jun firmly closed the evil menu, and rejected it with righteous words, "No, I don't need it."
Lu Yu's smile became more gentle and satisfied.
"Since you don't need it, then I won't force it."
Zhao Jun smiled and nodded.
After solving the menu issue, Zhao Jun stayed at zero for a while.Looking back at the time, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, Zhao Jun was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, Lu Yu decided to end today's pleasant 'date'.
Because Lu Yu had drunk too much, Zhao Jun insisted not to let him drive. In the end, Lu Yu had no choice but to call a substitute driver.Lu Yu felt a little strange about his compromise.But soon, he found the perfect excuse for himself.He is in the stage of pursuing the other party, and for this, it is nothing to pay a little.Furthermore, he didn't want to argue with a drowsy person on the main road whether he should call a substitute driver.
The surrogate driver was obviously an old driver, and he took Zhao Jun to the designated place at a very steady and slow speed.He had to do this, because the old driver knew from the first time he saw this car that if he rubbed against it, he would probably get a lot of blood.
Out of affirmation of his own gender, Lu Yu expressed that he would send Zhao Jun in.Zhao Jun mocked and refused.As soon as he got back to the apartment, Zhao Jun didn't even rinse, just brushed his teeth, went to bed and fell into a deep sleep.
His phone turned on, and Lu Yu sent a message that he didn't see.
Good night and sweet dreams.
After a while, Lu Yu patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "I'll go put some water, do you want to go together?"
Zhao Jun shook his body and waved his hands in disgust, "Go by yourself."
Lu Yu smiled, slapped his thighs and stood up, pacing rhythmically.Zhao Jun gritted his teeth at this sight.
Seeing that Lu Yu was gone, Si Kouqi boldly came over and asked with a smile, "What is Young Master Lu doing?"
"Put the water on."
Zhao Jun answered him casually without looking up.Zhao Jun's impression of Si Kouqi was not good.
thump.
At this moment, before Si Kouqi opened his mouth, a plum was thrown over, directly hit the table in front of Zhao Jun, and then bounced onto his thigh.
Zhao Jun frowned, but the man on the opposite side said, "Are you angry? Young Master Lu is not here. No one will decide for you when you are angry."
Si Kouqi tugged on Zhao Jun's arm in secret, then continued to laugh and said, "Young Master Su, what are you doing? Young Master Lu will be back soon, Jun'er is very precious. Don't look back, Lu Yu will start a fight with you."
Su Lan gave Si Kouqi a disdainful look, "You don't understand Lu Yu's temperament? If he likes this kid, he will really break up with me because of him!? Brain is a good thing, and Lu Yu has always had it. "
Si Keqi choked, he really couldn't refute this.
With Lu Yu's temperament, he always behaved in the world only looking at the interests.He likes Zhao Jun, but Lu Yu must have a size in his heart at this time, and he will not cross that line.
Boom, another plum was thrown over.
Zhao Jun looked a little colder.
Su Lan looked at Zhao Jun's increasingly indifferent expression, but her own mood became better and better, "What? Are you angry when you know the truth? Or are you very sad? You really don't think that Lu Yu really loves you, and you are thinking about making love with him." Is he coming to a rich family?"
"Crazy!" Zhao Jun imitated Lu Yu's expression just now.That appearance is so vivid that people can't wait to beat him up.
Su Lan sneered, then stretched out her hand.The little boy next to him was very understanding, he got up and ran away immediately, and walked over with something like a menu after a while.
boom.
Su Lan casually took the menu and threw it in front of Zhao Jun, "Don't you deny that you belong to Lu Yu? People here, if you order one, I will trust you."
Zhao Jun looked at Su Lan strangely, opened the menu casually, and then his eyes twitched.There are only three words to describe his mood, that is spicy!Eye!eye!
On the first page, there were photos of the two men.The problem is that these two men wear very little, basically they don't wear it.The first one wore a thong, and then held his own thing with one hand, his eyes were a little blurred.In addition to introducing his name, age, weight, etc., and according to the service he is good at, this guy also has an elegant name, Qinglong Woxue.
But Scrooge came over cheerfully to explain, "This guy is on the first page, he's the top card. He does TOP most of the time, and there's something on this stick, isn't it Qinglong Crouching Snow." Si Kouqi glanced at Zhao Jun, saw that his face was turning green, and immediately said: "But Juner, you are a friend of Young Master Lu, we are here to play with people, not for people to play with. Don't worry, I will explain to the manager With a sound, this man has taken the medicine, and no matter how excited he is, I will let him lie on his stomach and let you play!"
Zhao Jun felt that Si Kouqi couldn't go on talking anymore, he felt a little sick.When this person was nervous, he would shake his hand, and the menu would flip through, and it would come to the back in an instant.
Zhao Jun took another look subconsciously, he was no longer a man, but a woman with milky white twin peaks.In the photo, the woman is licking her lips, looking very erotic.Then in the introduction next to it, this is called Ruyan Shuangfei.
Seeing that Zhao Jun's face was a little red at the moment, Si Kouqi bumped into Zhao Jun's arm, and said with a smile: "You like her? Do you want me to call you, but when Young Master Lu comes back later, you can't say that I Arranged for you."
"Ah!"
As soon as Si Kouqi finished speaking, suddenly, a sneer came.
Scrooge immediately sat upright, then moved his buttocks, forced his way into the crowd of players, and then yelled, "What are you doing, what are you doing, come on, how can such things as playing dice get me? The loser drinks, the loser Drinking, Zhang Er, you dare to play tricks!"
Si Kouqi reacted quickly, and Zhao Jun was not slow, closing the menu with a snap.This is the same embarrassment as watching pornography at home and being caught by others.Moreover, Zhao Jun also did a very stupid thing. Because he subconsciously wanted to destroy the evidence, he threw away the menu in his hand.Then, he slapped Su Lan across the face.
Su Lan really didn't realize it, the menu is quite thick.With this smash, Su Lan only felt her nose sore, and then warm liquid flowed down.
When he touched it, your uncle, the blood on one hand!
"Young Master Su! You've got a nosebleed!" The little boy yelled in a voice that changed his tone in vain, while drawing a tissue to him in a panic.
Very well, only a few people saw him. Su Lan had a nosebleed.Now, everyone looked over, so everyone knew that Su Lan had a nosebleed!
"Young Master Su!" The little boy continued to shout in a panic.
"Calling you into paralysis!" Su Lan stood up abruptly, with gloomy eyes.
The little boy was stunned by him for a moment, but he was stunned immediately.
Su Lan turned her head fiercely again, staring at Zhao Jun.It's a pity that he looks ridiculous with two twisted tissues stuck in his nostrils.Su Lan pointed at Zhao Jun and swears viciously, "You are paralyzed, I remember you!"
Su Shaodeng, who felt that he had lost face and needed to heal his wounds, turned around fiercely, he needed to be quiet.He took a few steps angrily, turned his head abruptly, and then bumped into the little boy behind him with a bang.
Su Lan staggered and almost fell down with the little boy.
"Young Master Su?" The little boy looked at him timidly, he was a little at a loss, Su Lan's gloomy appearance frightened him.
"Your uncle, I'm done with you! Now, get out!" Su Lan became impatient, and wiped her nose fiercely. She forgot who was going to get the car keys when she turned around, and walked out.
The little boy looked sad. He remembered that Su Lan said yesterday that he would buy a car for him today.It's a pity that the car is not in hand, so it will be divided.
Zhao Jun watched all the developments in a daze, then spread his palms and covered his face fiercely, he was so ashamed!
Seeing Zhao Jun's reaction, Lu Yu condescended to sit next to Zhao Jun.Then, with a smile, he persuaded him in a particularly greasy tone, "It's okay, I like it quite a bit, it's cute."
Zhao Jun rolled his eyes in the palm of his hand, "Your sister is cute!"
This happened quite suddenly, after a short while, Skooki and his group of players found out, and then they covered their stomachs and laughed.This is the same as Lu Yu accidentally fell down and buried his head in a pile of dog shit. It was an accident but definitely worth laughing for a few months.
After Su Lan left, Lu Yu and his group felt more at ease.Si Kouqi and the others enjoyed themselves, but Zhao Jun became a little bored after he arrived.
Lu Yu glanced at him, and suddenly asked: "The menu, do you want to order?"
Zhao Jun groaned and blinked, wanting to see if he could blink innocently.Then, Lu Yu laughed, walked over slowly, picked up the evil menu again, and spread it calmly in front of Zhao Jun.
He turned over a few pages and looked sideways at Zhao Jun's face, "... want to order? If you are bored, you can order a few. Anyway, they are all out to play." Lu Yu said with a smile.But Zhao Jun always felt that Lu Yu's smile was very weird, gentle but bottomless, just like Grandma Wolf.
Zhao Jun felt that it was time to test himself.As a harmonious youth in the 21st century and a successor to socialism, he will not disappoint the trust of the party and the country.So, Zhao Jun firmly closed the evil menu, and rejected it with righteous words, "No, I don't need it."
Lu Yu's smile became more gentle and satisfied.
"Since you don't need it, then I won't force it."
Zhao Jun smiled and nodded.
After solving the menu issue, Zhao Jun stayed at zero for a while.Looking back at the time, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, Zhao Jun was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, Lu Yu decided to end today's pleasant 'date'.
Because Lu Yu had drunk too much, Zhao Jun insisted not to let him drive. In the end, Lu Yu had no choice but to call a substitute driver.Lu Yu felt a little strange about his compromise.But soon, he found the perfect excuse for himself.He is in the stage of pursuing the other party, and for this, it is nothing to pay a little.Furthermore, he didn't want to argue with a drowsy person on the main road whether he should call a substitute driver.
The surrogate driver was obviously an old driver, and he took Zhao Jun to the designated place at a very steady and slow speed.He had to do this, because the old driver knew from the first time he saw this car that if he rubbed against it, he would probably get a lot of blood.
Out of affirmation of his own gender, Lu Yu expressed that he would send Zhao Jun in.Zhao Jun mocked and refused.As soon as he got back to the apartment, Zhao Jun didn't even rinse, just brushed his teeth, went to bed and fell into a deep sleep.
His phone turned on, and Lu Yu sent a message that he didn't see.
Good night and sweet dreams.
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