It's funny when it's serious
Chapter 11 Chapter 11
The fish pond was around the house, and it was only a few steps away. The surrounding trees were shady, and the breeze seemed a bit pleasant. Jiaer and Shi Que took two small benches and buckets from their fellow villagers and sat under the tree.
"The fish in my pond are greedy, and they are easy to get hooked! If you catch the small ones, put them back!" the fellow asked.
"Okay, okay." Shi Que nodded hurriedly, flung out the fishhook in a dignified manner, and sat down.I thought [Fishing in the fish pond is not easy, just wait for the bait. 】
Looking at Shi Que's confident look, Jia Er suddenly felt that Shi Que's image had grown taller, and imitated Shi Que's way of baiting and throwing the hook.
"Have you ever fished before? I only caught fish when I was a child, and I heard that it was difficult to catch."
Shi Que looked at Jiaer who was chattering beside him, made a "shush" gesture, then turned his head and stared at his buoy seriously, for fear of missing any movement.
"Shi Que! This, isn't it? Shi Que!" Jia Er yelled again.
"Jiaer, you can't while fishing..." Shi Que sighed, and when she turned her head, a fat fish kept enlarging in her eyes, and all the water thrown by its tail fell on her face.
Shi Que closed his eyes, wiped his face calmly, and swallowed back what he was about to say.
"Look, I caught a fish! It's a big one! Hey, what did you just say?" Cal excitedly held up the fish for her to see, smiling brightly.
"I said you are really good." A standard smirk appeared on Shi Que's face.
"It turns out that fishing is quite simple! I let go of this one, and I want a bigger one." Wang Jiaer didn't notice Shi Que's smirk at all, but continued to start his fishing career.
"Oh! Another one!"
"This one is so powerful!" For the next hour, Wang Jiaer kept catching fish like he was hooking up.
Shi Que watched from the sidelines, the villain in his heart was extremely manic 【That's ridiculous, he didn't even put the bait just now!Are fish stupid?Jiang Taigong is reincarnated!No, no, no, I bet on the dignity of the actress, I must catch a fish today. 】
Maybe Shi Que's inner cries were too loud, but God finally responded to her, and her float sank.
"Yes, yes!" Shi Que hurriedly stood up, pulled his fishing rod and lifted it vigorously.When he saw what it was, Shi magpie dropped the pole and stopped playing.
"Hahahahahahaha~" Wang Jiaer let out a squawk with a laugh, even the camera crew couldn't hold back, the laughing camera shook.
"Come out, fellow! Where's the fishpond that you promised?! What's going on with this bastard, a smuggler!" Shi Que couldn't help but complain.
This episode of the program ended with Wang Ba and Shi Que staring at each other. The discussion area can be said to be very lively. This group of spectators put [Bang Ba Smuggling] on the top of the search list, attracting many people to watch The program directly caused the broadcast volume of this episode to exceed [-] million, and the discussion area was even more lively.
【Er Que and his wife are trying to make me die laughing! 】
[The seamless connection from idol dramas to sketches is a bit powerful for Xipi]
【Time · Hidden Joker · Magpie】
[Call my fellow countrymen, your bastard has been smuggled out of here, why do you want to raise the price? 】
[Is it just me who wants Shi Que's emoji? 】
[Upstairs you are not alone, I want it too] [Add one] [Add ID card]
In the beginning, many black fans went to Heijiaer or Shi Que, trying to find a way to sow discord and cause the fans of the two sides to scold each other. After watching the show, they couldn't help laughing. Not only did they not succeed, but they became two people. The CP fans, especially Shi Que, are growing rapidly.From a 500W translucent, it directly becomes a 1000W floret.
Two weeks later, Shi Que finally came out from the mountains. He probably had never experienced popularity before. After landing at Hongqiao Airport, Shi Que came out and saw many fans foolishly asking Sister Qiu when they were picking up the plane, "What is that?" The star is on the same flight as us?"
"Your!" Sister Qiu raised her forehead, you are the worst class I have ever led.
When they saw Shi Que walking out, the fans finally couldn't hold back anymore and rushed over to surround Shi Que
"Ah~ Sister Shi Que, I like you so much!"
"Shi Que, sign me up!"
"Shi Que, this is for you!"
"Sister Shi Que, you and Ga Ga must be happy."
Shi Que didn't wear a mask, but only wore a hat. When surrounded by fans, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, and his heart blossomed with joy [Alas, the troubles of becoming famous.They say they want to practice signing. 】
Shi Que patiently took other people's books, and said thank you to his fans every time he signed one.Some fans stuffed a Wang Jiaer doll into her arms.
"Sister Shi Que, I'm Sparrow, can you sign me?"
Shi Que thought he heard it wrong, "What are you?"
"Sparrow." The little fan looked sincere.
Shi Que was stunned for a second, then pretended to understand and nodded, and wrote "to sparrow".
After returning to the nanny's car, Shi Que humbly asked Sister Qiu, "Is there anyone with the surname Ma in a hundred families?"
Sister Qiu gave Shi Que a shudder without hesitation.
"You are not foolish, will someone call you Sparrow? That's your fan name!"
Shi Que was aggrieved, and buried his head in the Wang Jiaer doll given by the fans, "You are the one who manages Weibo, how do I know!"
Sister Qiu gave the tablet to Shi Que and said, "In the future, you can go to Weibo by yourself, interact with fans more, and post daily things."
"Okay!" As soon as Shi Que got it, he went to Weibo, read his tweets and keywords, and saw that everyone was thinking about himself, so he quickly raised his tablet to take a selfie and sent it Weibo.
【Come out, I heard you miss me very much?I feel the enthusiasm, go home early and be safe! ] (The accompanying picture is Shi Que wearing a hat and comparing scissorhands)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, me, front row!"
"The skin is good! Goddess!"
"I met a real person at the airport today. He was super kind, and I kept saying thank you the whole time!"
The comments below were very lively, and there were more than 2 comments in a short while. I was very happy to read them, but suddenly, the interface stopped moving.
"Sister Qiu, you have a tablet card."
"No way, I just bought it this month. How could this be?"
Wang Jiaer had just finished recording the ice worship and was about to go out to have dinner with everyone. As soon as he picked up his phone, he saw the system reminding Weibo to pay special attention to [Shi Que]: I have come out of the mountain. . .
Clicking on Shi Que's selfie, Jiaer smiled unconsciously, clicked to save, and then reposted Weibo: [Going out of the mountain?Let’s go fishing together next time (smirk)||@时鹏: I’m out of the mountain, I heard you miss me very much?I feel the enthusiasm, go home early and be safe! 】
This forwarding directly ignited the enthusiasm of cp fans. You must know that the real sugar is the most deadly, and it directly gave cp fans a dose of chicken blood.When I swiped Shi Que's Weibo, it went offline directly, thinking that there was something wrong with Qiu Jie's computer.
Two are indispensable: [The most romantic thing I can think of is fishing slowly with you]
Jia Que announces the good news: [I want to take you to the fish pond of my hometown, and go fishing for smuggled soft-shelled turtles together~]
Guoguo Guoguo: [Is this a fishing fan club?I don't go in formation. 】
The author has something to say:
Have you noticed that I have become more diligent recently?
"The fish in my pond are greedy, and they are easy to get hooked! If you catch the small ones, put them back!" the fellow asked.
"Okay, okay." Shi Que nodded hurriedly, flung out the fishhook in a dignified manner, and sat down.I thought [Fishing in the fish pond is not easy, just wait for the bait. 】
Looking at Shi Que's confident look, Jia Er suddenly felt that Shi Que's image had grown taller, and imitated Shi Que's way of baiting and throwing the hook.
"Have you ever fished before? I only caught fish when I was a child, and I heard that it was difficult to catch."
Shi Que looked at Jiaer who was chattering beside him, made a "shush" gesture, then turned his head and stared at his buoy seriously, for fear of missing any movement.
"Shi Que! This, isn't it? Shi Que!" Jia Er yelled again.
"Jiaer, you can't while fishing..." Shi Que sighed, and when she turned her head, a fat fish kept enlarging in her eyes, and all the water thrown by its tail fell on her face.
Shi Que closed his eyes, wiped his face calmly, and swallowed back what he was about to say.
"Look, I caught a fish! It's a big one! Hey, what did you just say?" Cal excitedly held up the fish for her to see, smiling brightly.
"I said you are really good." A standard smirk appeared on Shi Que's face.
"It turns out that fishing is quite simple! I let go of this one, and I want a bigger one." Wang Jiaer didn't notice Shi Que's smirk at all, but continued to start his fishing career.
"Oh! Another one!"
"This one is so powerful!" For the next hour, Wang Jiaer kept catching fish like he was hooking up.
Shi Que watched from the sidelines, the villain in his heart was extremely manic 【That's ridiculous, he didn't even put the bait just now!Are fish stupid?Jiang Taigong is reincarnated!No, no, no, I bet on the dignity of the actress, I must catch a fish today. 】
Maybe Shi Que's inner cries were too loud, but God finally responded to her, and her float sank.
"Yes, yes!" Shi Que hurriedly stood up, pulled his fishing rod and lifted it vigorously.When he saw what it was, Shi magpie dropped the pole and stopped playing.
"Hahahahahahaha~" Wang Jiaer let out a squawk with a laugh, even the camera crew couldn't hold back, the laughing camera shook.
"Come out, fellow! Where's the fishpond that you promised?! What's going on with this bastard, a smuggler!" Shi Que couldn't help but complain.
This episode of the program ended with Wang Ba and Shi Que staring at each other. The discussion area can be said to be very lively. This group of spectators put [Bang Ba Smuggling] on the top of the search list, attracting many people to watch The program directly caused the broadcast volume of this episode to exceed [-] million, and the discussion area was even more lively.
【Er Que and his wife are trying to make me die laughing! 】
[The seamless connection from idol dramas to sketches is a bit powerful for Xipi]
【Time · Hidden Joker · Magpie】
[Call my fellow countrymen, your bastard has been smuggled out of here, why do you want to raise the price? 】
[Is it just me who wants Shi Que's emoji? 】
[Upstairs you are not alone, I want it too] [Add one] [Add ID card]
In the beginning, many black fans went to Heijiaer or Shi Que, trying to find a way to sow discord and cause the fans of the two sides to scold each other. After watching the show, they couldn't help laughing. Not only did they not succeed, but they became two people. The CP fans, especially Shi Que, are growing rapidly.From a 500W translucent, it directly becomes a 1000W floret.
Two weeks later, Shi Que finally came out from the mountains. He probably had never experienced popularity before. After landing at Hongqiao Airport, Shi Que came out and saw many fans foolishly asking Sister Qiu when they were picking up the plane, "What is that?" The star is on the same flight as us?"
"Your!" Sister Qiu raised her forehead, you are the worst class I have ever led.
When they saw Shi Que walking out, the fans finally couldn't hold back anymore and rushed over to surround Shi Que
"Ah~ Sister Shi Que, I like you so much!"
"Shi Que, sign me up!"
"Shi Que, this is for you!"
"Sister Shi Que, you and Ga Ga must be happy."
Shi Que didn't wear a mask, but only wore a hat. When surrounded by fans, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, and his heart blossomed with joy [Alas, the troubles of becoming famous.They say they want to practice signing. 】
Shi Que patiently took other people's books, and said thank you to his fans every time he signed one.Some fans stuffed a Wang Jiaer doll into her arms.
"Sister Shi Que, I'm Sparrow, can you sign me?"
Shi Que thought he heard it wrong, "What are you?"
"Sparrow." The little fan looked sincere.
Shi Que was stunned for a second, then pretended to understand and nodded, and wrote "to sparrow".
After returning to the nanny's car, Shi Que humbly asked Sister Qiu, "Is there anyone with the surname Ma in a hundred families?"
Sister Qiu gave Shi Que a shudder without hesitation.
"You are not foolish, will someone call you Sparrow? That's your fan name!"
Shi Que was aggrieved, and buried his head in the Wang Jiaer doll given by the fans, "You are the one who manages Weibo, how do I know!"
Sister Qiu gave the tablet to Shi Que and said, "In the future, you can go to Weibo by yourself, interact with fans more, and post daily things."
"Okay!" As soon as Shi Que got it, he went to Weibo, read his tweets and keywords, and saw that everyone was thinking about himself, so he quickly raised his tablet to take a selfie and sent it Weibo.
【Come out, I heard you miss me very much?I feel the enthusiasm, go home early and be safe! ] (The accompanying picture is Shi Que wearing a hat and comparing scissorhands)
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, me, front row!"
"The skin is good! Goddess!"
"I met a real person at the airport today. He was super kind, and I kept saying thank you the whole time!"
The comments below were very lively, and there were more than 2 comments in a short while. I was very happy to read them, but suddenly, the interface stopped moving.
"Sister Qiu, you have a tablet card."
"No way, I just bought it this month. How could this be?"
Wang Jiaer had just finished recording the ice worship and was about to go out to have dinner with everyone. As soon as he picked up his phone, he saw the system reminding Weibo to pay special attention to [Shi Que]: I have come out of the mountain. . .
Clicking on Shi Que's selfie, Jiaer smiled unconsciously, clicked to save, and then reposted Weibo: [Going out of the mountain?Let’s go fishing together next time (smirk)||@时鹏: I’m out of the mountain, I heard you miss me very much?I feel the enthusiasm, go home early and be safe! 】
This forwarding directly ignited the enthusiasm of cp fans. You must know that the real sugar is the most deadly, and it directly gave cp fans a dose of chicken blood.When I swiped Shi Que's Weibo, it went offline directly, thinking that there was something wrong with Qiu Jie's computer.
Two are indispensable: [The most romantic thing I can think of is fishing slowly with you]
Jia Que announces the good news: [I want to take you to the fish pond of my hometown, and go fishing for smuggled soft-shelled turtles together~]
Guoguo Guoguo: [Is this a fishing fan club?I don't go in formation. 】
The author has something to say:
Have you noticed that I have become more diligent recently?
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