Comprehensive cat department boss Yokohama doing things daily

"I see you, you trash! What we want at a huge price is not this kind of bomb that only increases its power! It's something that can kill people with supernatural powers! You trash can't even understand this request!"

The stout man, who was described as a little embarrassed, kicked the broken wall beside him, and cursed: "I used my entire team as bait! In the end, I only killed a group of ordinary gangsters in Hong Kong! This deal It’s a complete loss, do you know it! We organized you to raise such a thing that can’t be carried on shoulders or hands for so long, and now you can’t even use it!”

"There is no problem with the goods I made." The clear and cold boyish voice came from the other end of the phone, and it was a pleasant voice that would definitely make people's ears crisp.

It's a pity that the rough man on the other end of the phone didn't know how to appreciate it, and his calm tone only made the other party's anger surge up, and he let out a series of barks like a defeated dog.

"I know, I know." Listening to the series of vulgar and various swear words on the phone, feeling the incoherent speech of the other party's irrationality, Yue Jian Qianye sighed helplessly.

"I know that you are shivering in a dark corner because you are afraid of retaliation because you failed to silence your mouth. But I have made it very clear when I gave you the ECM. A bomb is not a person with a supernatural ability who can nullify his ability and stand there motionless for you to blow it up."

"!@#￥%..."

"So! I asked you to invest in the upgraded version of the ECM generation because you thought it was too expensive. I have said many times that the explosion range of the ECM is limited. It can be used as a surprise trick."

"@#￥%..."

"It's really unreasonable to make trouble like this. Don't blame me for your failure caused by stupidity... Please, can you be a little self-aware, and honestly pay for a bomb for fools without the brains to set up traps. What? You It’s fighting the scum! Only fools with empty heads rely on mutation, and we smart people rely on technology, do you know that. I’m too lazy to tell you, it’s a waste of time.”

Yuejian Qianye hung up the phone and sighed tiredly again.

Seriously, why can even such a fool become the leader of an organization!

Originally, the semi-forced seizure of the main body was enough to make him dissatisfied. Now he is still in this organization because the laboratory equipment they snatched before was not bad, and it was refreshing to give research funds at the beginning, but later It's getting more and more procrastinating, plus the failure of this operation...

Well, it's time to change employers.

"[Hellounderworld], contact the leader."

(After testing, the other party hangs up the phone. Start the forced connection procedure, prompting that China Unicom has been connected)

"Hey, bastard leader. I quit, resign now! This is just a notice, hang up!"

"Yo~Mr. Mori. There's news." The black-haired boy, who was covered in bandages and half of his face was tightly wrapped in bandages, only exposed one eye, shook the monitor earphone in his hand with a smile.

"But it's funny that the bomb called ECM that nearly killed me was just a toy made by a young brat."

"Huh? ECM?" Chuya, who was drinking non-alcoholic champagne, showed a moment of confusion on his face, "Oh, is that the bomb you mentioned that is suspected to be able to block supernatural powers?"

"It's not 'suspected', it's been confirmed that this bomb can indeed ban supernatural powers. And from the tone of his voice, he has a more advanced weapon against superhumans."

"There really is such a thing? I thought the existence of your mackerel was abnormal enough." Nakahara Nakata opened his eyes slightly, and then looked at Mori Ogai inquiringly, "Boss?"

"It's really difficult." The man standing with his hands behind his back facing the window pondered for a moment, "ECM should be the abbreviation of ESPcontrolmachine. How many of these things are there?"

"Don't worry about that. The little devil Telecom resigned just now, and now the boss of that small organization is furious~ ECM they don't have stock because the cost is very expensive, ah, and he also said a lot of interesting things."

"Then the matter is simple." The man at the top of the port mafia standing on the dark side of the city itself raised a bloody smile, "Eliminate that organization and let them go to hell and repent for provoking the port mafia."

"Also, bring back the person who made the ECM..." Dazai Osamu continued the leader's unfinished words with a smile, "That's right~"

Inside the elevator.

"Hey, mackerel, two broken ribs and one arm are still going on missions, this is not like you, are you planning to sneak on the road again?"

"What are you talking about, Zhongya~ As my dog, I can't talk to my master like that. This time, I'm serious."

"Huh? What is your dog! Hey..." The orange-haired boy raised his head impatiently, but saw Osamu Dazai's expression reflected on the elevator door, swallowed all the remaining words in shock, "Unlucky Poor bastard, seeing your expression made me feel sympathetic and I wanted to let him go... You guy... The leader asked us to bring him back alive, remember this matter."

"Remember, you will definitely be alive when you come back."

The bandaged black-haired boy looked up at his own reflection on the elevator mirror, so that was the expression that scared Chuya.

Suppressed, rolling killing intent, interest and anticipation.I actually showed such a beast-like expression full of desire, I really... I look forward to it more and more...

Bright silver ceilings, bright silver walls, bright silver floors, and a boy with bright silver hair and bright silver eyes.

It can be easily seen from the various instruments filled with a large space and the bright silver room full of futuristic technology that this is a laboratory.

It's just that this laboratory looks very abnormal. The single and boring bright silver color not only dazzles the eyes, but also brings an uncomfortable feeling of coldness all over the body.

"Who would a normal person like this kind of laboratory?" The silver-haired boy skillfully disassembled the large instruments on the table and put them into boxes, "I am a serious researcher, not a pervert, nor a super clean freak. I hate the bright silver room, being locked up here every day, I almost feel that the color of my hair and eyes are assimilated here!"

"What kind of misunderstanding did those low-IQ fools have about the researchers! They must have been fooled by watching the future technology special effects film produced by country A. Underworld, are you right?"

(Yes, master. According to my analysis, the probability of the hypothesis put forward by the master is as high as 95%. The former leader likes to watch science fiction and action movies of country A most in his spare time.)

"It's really unbearable. When decorating the work environment, you should ask yourself what you think. Also, whoever conducts research only hires a researcher, and faces a heavy workload every day and is insulted by rude men. My ears are all dirty."

The boy was panting and tried to lift the box full of heavy instruments. After struggling for 2 minutes, he looked at the box that was motionless and almost shed tears of sadness.

This visual effect is like a kitten trying to push a 24-inch suitcase.

(Master, please recognize the reality. Yuejian Qianye is just a Zhanwu...no, just a 14-year-old ordinary and weak scientific researcher. His height can only reach 165 if he counts his fluffy hair, and his weight is only a pitiful one with no muscles. 48 kg, please do not try to make behaviors that exceed the maximum load)

"Underworld," Qianye straightened up expressionlessly when he heard a certain word, "Did you just say something terrible and hurtful? The intelligent growth system I installed for you is not used in this kind of place Yes, next time let me hear the words you learned from that bastard from the former leader, I will definitely tear you down and reassemble."

(I'm sorry, master, please don't tear me apart in anger. Machine intelligence is also alive, the baby is only one month old, please don't drop the baby.)

"Sometimes, I really regret designing an emotional module for you." Qianye sat on the table, watching the small lifting machine beside him lift the box with ease, and put it into the space door glowing with golden light next to it.

【Name: Space Gate

Attribute: technological creation

Rarity: r

Producer: Qianye Yuejian

Function: Small storage space, which can carry items of a certain weight. When opening, there must be a real physical support. The size of the space door depends on the size of the object, but the maximum storage area inside the space door cannot exceed

Introduction: There is no anti-theft function, are you going to deliver express to others? 】

(Beeping.)

"There is another machine that hasn't been disassembled, right? It's a particle collider? Underworld, you're not suitable for acting like a baby. The mechanical sound is fake and not cute at all, but if you want to change your name to World, I can do it too." Sacrifice, that's what you're called."

(The particle collider has been disassembled halfway. Ps: I feel that the owner is really happy today. The character design has changed from an aloof and cool and handsome boy to a funny joker. It seems that the owner really hates the former leader.)

"Of course. Suddenly kidnapped me and separated me from my brother, looked at me with obscene and disgusting eyes, and locked me in a small dark room to study nasty weapons. You know, I am a pacifist! That guy's only To contribute is to provide funds and give me the opportunity to secretly produce you."

(Warning! Master, please prepare to retreat immediately. The particle collider can only give up. According to the monitoring, several powerful people with different abilities hijacked the former leader and rushed to the base. Based on the energy force field detection, the combat power is converted. Among them are five lv.4, three lv.5, one lv.6, and one... lv.7? How could that be! Master, please evacuate immediately! The other party has a lv.7 ability!)

"It's not lv.7, at most it's infinitely close." Qianye quickly put away the opened space door, calmly entered the password of the base defense system on the computer, and then quickly walked into the space wormhole opened by the underworld, "Unless it's a descending Gods of the world, otherwise there would be no level 7 ability users in this world other than my brother."

[Name: Space Wormhole

Attribute: technological creation

Rarity: sr

Producer: Qianye Yuejian

Function: short-distance teleportation.It can only be used inside the building, and the farthest distance from the teleportation point is the outer wall of the starting point building.As long as it is judged as a building, no matter how large the building area is, it can reach the outer wall through the wormhole.

Introduction: Not as tall as the name at all.It is an ordinary household appliance specially provided for road idiots who occupy too much space at home. 】

In the blink of an eye, Qianye had successfully left the underground base of the unknown cannon fodder organization that the author didn't even bother to name.

The moonlight was quiet, and the chirping of insects in summer was accompanied by the night wind mixed with the fragrance of flowers. Qianye took a deep breath of enjoyment.

Evening wind, moonlight, fragrance of flowers, chirping of insects, swaying songs of rustling trees and sea.

The world's free gifts are so ordinary, but they are also the most precious.

This proved to be the taste of freedom he craved.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai stared at the screen of his mobile phone, and saw the small red dot standing in the center of the base instantly appear on the edge of the base, and then flashed for a while and disappeared, "It's amazing~ how can an ordinary person be able to teleport ? Uncle, are you really not lying?"

The cannon fodder leader who was stepped on by the black-haired boy with bandages whimpered, trembling and wishing he could get under the car seat, and squeezed out a few words from the bruises that swelled into a pig's head and couldn't distinguish facial features.

"Really! He has absolutely no supernatural powers. Back then, a low-level incompetent cannon fodder under my command easily tied him up."

"Tsk." Zhong Yuanzhong, who was on the other side of the seat, turned his head away in disgust, "The scum of human trafficking is really an embarrassment to the Mafia."

Central Plains Chuya, the ceiling of Hong Kong gangsters' combat power, the only conscience in the dark Hong Kong gangsters, although he is a mafia, he is essentially a good boy who is sincere, kind, respects the old, loves the young and cherishes affection.

Port mafia, although it is a mafia, strictly prohibits dirty businesses such as human trafficking, human experimentation, and drug trafficking.In a sense, it is an alternative Guardian of Yokohama.

Feeling the murderous intent of the orange-haired boy, the cannon fodder leader who was stepped on the feet of the two shuddered, and explained tremblingly: "No... no! We don't do population business, Yokohama, no, the rules of the port mafia we are Strictly abide by!"

"Huh? Then what's the story of your kidnapping before? Are you looking for death if you hesitate here and don't tell the truth!"

"This..." The cannon fodder leader wanted to cry but had no tears.

By the way, this orange hair is also a bastard. Why do you have such a high moral bottom line!As a reserve cadre of the port mafia, this is not acceptable!It feels like death if you don’t tell the truth, and death if you tell the truth!In contrast, to be honest, it seems that I will die more miserable...

"I'm afraid it's a way for the subordinates to curry favor with their superiors. Are you an LTP?"

Cannon fodder shook his head crazily when he felt the killing intent suddenly increased from the side of the orange hair.

"Oh, that's how it is." Dazai tapped the palm of his hand suddenly, "Although he is a boy, he must be very beautiful. This is easy to handle. Since you have met the target person, give him all the characteristics of his appearance. I will confess."

The cannon fodder leader who was stripped down to fat and tied up and trampled under the feet of two enemy boys, recalled the boy with silver hair and silver pupils when he first met, although he was a little embarrassed, but almost made him fall in love at first sight. He nodded involuntarily, his eyes blurred and he muttered: "I haven't read the book, if I insist on describing it, it's like... Kaguya Ji who came to the world in the moonlight."

The Hong Kong and black driver who was in charge of driving in front was ashamed silently. This level of rhetoric is called uneducated, so doesn't he even have a brain?

Nakahara Chuya, who had a negative favorability value for him, had veins popping up on his forehead, and raised his foot to step hard on his calf.

"Let me talk about your appearance! You need to know the person's hair color, eye color, and distinctive features! Also, 'Kaguya Hime who came to the world in the moonlight', do you think you are writing a love letter?! Ah? Kidnapped by you bastard Offender! Hey, Kawashita, turn on the radio, and everyone in the team will firmly remember the characteristics of the target!"

"Silver hair and silver eyes, it's my first love's face." Cannon Fodder said affirmatively.

Afterwards, he took a deep breath, and Wen Siquan gushed without stopping: "He is the most beautiful moon among the crowd. His hair is a magnificent silver color cut by God from the brightest moonlight in the world, and his pupils are made of The most precious gemstone in the Kingdom of God has been carefully carved by the gods. Ice jade is the bone, and frost and snow are the skin. The first snowflakes in early winter are not worthy of embellishing his brows, and the first cherry blossoms in early spring are also incomparable to his eyes. All the most beautiful girls in xx magazine are only worthy of being trampled under his feet..."

The entire [-]-member Hong Kong black squad was stunned by this man who claimed to have never read a book, and his brain, which had been dominated by violence and orders for a long time, desperately tried to remember this long list of appearance characteristics according to the requirements of Zhongye cadres.

The only team member with a high school education also cried in shame.

"Stop!" Nakahara finally couldn't bear to give the guy under his feet a kick, and without hesitation, he took off a sock of Dazai beside him and stuffed it into the mouth of the cannon fodder.

Dazai listened with gusto and didn't have time to react: "..."

"What I want to hear is your appearance, not the complete collection of earthy love stories, let alone your long-winded speech about meaning and innocent youth." A red light flashed in the eyes of the orange-haired boy, "Your hentai is really useless at all. , so impatient to go to hell?!"

Dazai looked at his sock that had been stained with saliva, and gave up the idea of ​​saving the poor sock.

With a fake cough, as if the person who was interested in listening to it just now was not him, he pretended to say: "The slug who has no delicate emotional cells and does not understand the style is right, what you said is all nonsense."

Then he asked enthusiastically: "But are you describing a living person? Gemstone eyes, jade bones, skin frozen in frost and snow... Wow~ I really want to see it with my own eyes~ It should be very valuable as a collectible. "

Zhong Ye: "..."

Everyone in the wireless communication: You are the one who is puzzled!Mr./Mr. Dazai!The description that is full of sincere dog-licking feelings becomes dark and creepy when you say it, it is very creepy!It's like a murder scene where the dead body is buried under the cherry blossoms after seeing the cherry blossoms on Kasuga campus for the first time...

Why did such a beautiful woman turn into a corpse in your description? Hey!

Mr. Dazai/Master/This mackerel is really scary.

The author has something to say:

Qianye: "Unless they are gods who have descended into the world, it is impossible to have a level 7 ability user other than my elder brother."

Someone sets the flag!

Zhongye·Huangbatu·Huangshen: "..."

Osamu Dazai casually said something terrible today too.

He sees things differently than other people.