[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

My name is Osamu Dazai.

A handsome, unrestrained and suave young man, a promising man who captivated thousands of girls by his talent alone, a poor man whose salary dropped sharply after he jumped to a detective agency and could only eat boiled noodles every day.

When I dragged my tired body back home after a hard day’s work, a fat man who claimed to be Aladdin’s lamp floated out and asked me if I had any birthday wishes that I wanted to fulfill.

(A certain irascible yellow-haired man came in:!!! Ahhhh! What a tired body from hard work! It is obvious that he sleeps from early to late, and sleeps with blurred consciousness! Sleeping with forgetfulness! Sleeping as he pleases makes people angry!)

I thought about it carefully, and reluctantly talked to him, but the other party responded quickly, which really surprised me. For the first time, there were some ripples in my heart that had been silent for a long time.

This blue, fat man with strange hairstyle, in my opinion, is actually somewhat handsome.

"I want to die."

"Small idea." Aladdin's magic lamp readily responded.

I was guaranteed to sit on the bed, watching him turn around and seem to be chanting spells in his mouth. After a while, a big hole was opened in the house I rented with the only savings I had, and then There was a clatter of thunderbolts, and it was the sound of various metal objects falling.

After a brief hesitation, I lowered my eyes to look at the scattered items on the ground.

Metal hammers, diamonds, iron chains, scissors...

"You're welcome." Aladdin's magic lamp turned around in a circle, and made a very handsome POSS.

"Vulgar." I shook my head in disappointment, and said truthfully, "Vulgar."

"I want to die clean and full of vigor." When I said this, I was a little nervous, but it's best that this humanoid creature in front of me can really fulfill my wish.

Otherwise, I think no matter who it is, if they are cheated on their birthday, their anger value will skyrocket, but now I still have a worry, where is the best place to dissect this shape of creature?

"It's easy to do."

The man who claimed to be Aladdin's magic lamp agreed again, still in a wordy manner, when he wrote my wish on a piece of paper and put it in a bottle.

pong!

There was a loud noise, and the expensive-looking vase burst on the spot. His eyes widened, and then he turned around and stared at me without blinking.

For this obvious behavior of touching porcelain, I just mocked a few words, but the latter ran out with his legs inside out, treated the door of my house roughly, and boasted: "I am God! You just wait to be punished!"

I didn't pay much attention to the heart-piercing threats of the weak. After all, a dung beetle can only threaten poo at best.

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【Group chat: SRDZZ.】

(This group was established by Ryunosuke Akutagawa, the group chat nickname is Akutagawa Perspective)

Enemy Kunikida has joined the group chat

Enemy Edogawa has joined the group chat

Enemy 2 Atsushi Nakajima has joined the group chat

……

The boss has also joined the group chat

Chief Mori has joined the group chat

Enemy 2 Atsushi Nakajima: ? ? ?something? ? ?

Zaixia Akutagawa: Zaixia is just a tool man.

Enemy 2 Atsushi Nakajima: What? (Human Tiger Roar·jpg)

Boss Chuya: Are you all in?

Chief Mori: Tsk, Chuya-kun, are you planning to rebel?

Enemy President Fukuzawa: You are welcome anytime, and your salary will be doubled.

Chief Mori:? ? ?

Chief Mori: Poach people in front of me?

Mr. Dazai: @敌战·杰夫福泽, when will we talk about doubling the salary?My family is so poor that I can't open the pot recently?

Boss Zhong Ye:!

Boss Zhongya: Why is he also in the group chat? ! @在下卢川, kick him out! ! !

Under Akutagawa: But!

Boss Zhongya: No but!Kick it out!

Mr. Dazai: (Humble Zaizai, cute online·jpg) Why is Nakaya-kun still bullying others?

Enemy Edogawa: What are you doing, I'm going to sleep.

(Mr. Dazai has been kicked out of the group chat)

Zaixia Akutagawa: In order to express my apology to Mr. Dazai, I am willing to voluntarily withdraw from the group chat and change the position of group leader to @上市中央.

Zhongya Zhongyuan: There is something that needs your cooperation. In terms of financial remuneration, I will give you ten times the market price, and all expenses incurred during this period will be doubled for you after the matter is completed.

Kunikida Doppo: Yes, (smiling)

A Posing Fake Detective: Good!By the way, send some more desserts~

It is said that a very valuable person Hu: Hmm~o(*—*)o

A very flat mackerel: |O|哩~~

Central Plains Chuya:! ! ! @一个很五纯红红鱼, why are you still there? !

Mackerel: With your small mind, I can guess what is going on in your little head with my toes

Nakahara Chuya:  …

Chuya Zhongyuan: Private chat @all members.

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The next day

Kunikida's fatal serial CALL rang as usual, and when I was about to reach out and throw the phone out, I realized that my slender and tender hands had somehow turned into fat, furry claws .

I turned into a cat.

A cat with blue hair...

But I like the white bandages on the eyelids very much, and it is the only one that can show my luxurious spirit.

In front of the high-profile and luxurious mirror, I admired my wonderful body, and the surrounding smell exuded a strong stench of money.

Obviously, this is not where I live.

Just when I was struggling, a dark purple font suddenly appeared on the mirror in front of me—[You still have another chance to choose, you can choose any one of them to turn into a cat for you to spend this day. 】

"Meow!"

I myself have no hesitation about such things.

Because I am an extremely kind man, I am actually suffering from extremely serious condemnation in my heart at this time.

After all, I still can't bear to let Chuuya bear all this alone, so let Zhongya-kun take full responsibility for turning into a cat.

And I have to bear the huge psychological pressure.

Hey, kind as I am.

【You have chosen Nakahara Chuya, please use the lips of love to hand over the magic. 】

"..."

"Meow?" I smiled towards it with a smile, showing the sharp claws hidden in the dark.

[This mirror is a serious mirror. It does not accept any threats, accepts a little teasing, and has a high probability of accepting beauty□□ seduction. 】

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(Private chat between Chuya Nakahara and Ningxi Yoshioka)

Central Plains Chuya: Where?

3 minutes later

Chuya Nakahara: When I came out, I saw 'typing in progress'.

Yoshioka Ningxi: Haha, I'm sorry, I was taking a shower just now, you know, I'm a girl, but I like to be clean~

Nakahara Chuya: Don't talk so much nonsense.

Chuya Zhongyuan: Transfer: 125****

Yoshioka Ningxi: If you have something to ask, as long as you say a word, Yoshioka will definitely die!

Nakahara Chuya: Could your hidden ability turn people into some other kind of creature...

Yoshioka Ningxi: Well...I haven't used it much, so——

Chuya Zhongyuan: Transfer: 125****

Yoshioka Ningxi: Boss!Kneeling and thanking, even if I throw my head and blood, I will definitely help you!

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I am Osamu Dazai.

After some not-so-good experiences, my body changed again, and I picked out a few clothes in the closet of Nakaya’s house that could barely hit the knees.

Today is my birthday. Although I have no feelings for birthdays, things like birthday holidays are very exciting.

With salary, staying at home, lying on the bed, stroking the fried kitten in his arms.

"Meow!"

Osamu Dazai pinched the cat's paw pad repeatedly, and said with a smile, "Chuya, we've known each other for so long, why don't you have a long memory."

The latter was suffocating with anger in his stomach, and his sharp claws scratched the air frantically, ready to move.

"Tut tsk tsk." Osamu Dazai pinched Mao Mao's neck, helped his paws out of the quilt, and ran his fingertips across his furry head, and said with a smile: "Remember in the future, don't forget about money. Sex pays off."

"Meow!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also not polite, his claws fluttered in a row, and blood was seen on the claws.

Osamu Dazai took a bandage and wrapped it around himself a few times, carried the calm Mao Mao to the bedroom, and took out the bank card with ease.

He shook the bank card on his phone nervously, and whispered six numbers to the cat's ear.

"Your bank card prompt limit is 9999.99 yuan. I am a relatively low-key person. I usually buy something at 1. It never exceeds [-] yuan."

"Meow!!!"

"I have to get vaccinated. Who knows if you have a virus or something? I regret my life~" Osamu Dazai tightened his bandages, rubbed his hair with a smile, and said with a serious face: "By the way Get you neutered."

"Meow!!!"

Take his money and sterilize him? !

Very meow!

Believe it or not, I scratched my hair for you? !

Nakahara Chuya, who had turned into a cat, left with his abilities. He was a little surprised by the sudden weightlessness, and his four paws hugged Osamu Dazai's shoulders tightly.

The latter patted him on the shoulder lightly and said, "Let's go."

They went to get vaccinated first, and then a dog who was reluctant was forced to follow someone to the mall, watched a movie, ate Western food, and it was already around ten o'clock at night when they finally came back.

The night was dark, and the Zhongye family's villa was located on a deep mountain. It was very quiet this time, which made the voices of one person and one cat arguing loudly, and occasionally there would be a few echoes.

Although there is a language barrier, it seems that there is no major obstacle to communication.

After returning to the villa, Osamu Dazai rushed to the sofa, put his feet on the coffee table, leaned his arms behind his head, and turned on the TV.

Zhongyuan Zhongya has already recovered his human form, just opened the door and found this messy pile, kicked the guy on the sofa in disgust: "Go and eat something."

"Order takeaway." Osamu Dazai stretched and slumped on the sofa very lazily.

"No!" Zhong Yuanzhong also sternly refused: "You make noodles!"

As he said that, Zhong also stepped on the sofa and pulled Osamu Dazai up with brute force, and the latter spread his hands helplessly: "How can I cook!"

"No, you have to go." Zhong Yuanzhong also said firmly.

Osamu Dazai used all his strength to break free: "...Chuya, you have to understand one thing, you can eat noodles for your birthday, but it's not the same as making noodles yourself."

"Do it!" It's a pity that Zhongyuan Zhongye stood firm without the slightest compromise.

Seeing that he couldn't resist him, Osamu Dazai pulled Chuya in before entering the kitchen.

The two operated like tigers in the kitchen, and ended up with a pile of dirt.

Osamu Dazai was lying on the dining table, looking at the bowl of noodles so dark that they glowed, with a masculine look on his face.

Zhong Yuanzhong also handed over a pair of chopsticks: "Eat."

"Let's go together." Osamu Dazai went to the kitchen and took another pair of bowls and chopsticks, and pushed the big bowl of noodles to the middle.

"I'm quite full." Nakahara Chuya shook his head friendly and refused decisively.

Osamu Dazai didn't say a word, he just blinked his bright eyes and looked at the person opposite.

"..."

"Okay, let's go together." Zhong also took the bowl and chopsticks as if compromising, and ate it with gritted teeth.

After eating, Osamu Dazai got up and was about to go back to the room. When he passed by Nakaya, his footsteps paused slightly. His hand rubbed the top of Nakaya's head unnaturally, and said in a very low voice, "Thank you."

Before Zhong Yuan could react, someone had already slipped away from the scene.

After a long time, a soft word came from the empty villa.

"Dazai, happy birthday."

At the same time, a certain Yokohama forum group exploded!