[Comprehensive] Hei Shijae also wants to fall in love! ! !

Timeline: The man behind the scenes was found out, everything was settled, the space-time gap was filled, and the rare peaceful life officially began.

The only difference from the past is that there is a certain couple in the group chat forums who show affection at any time, and a strong sour smell hits the face.

On a sunny morning, after the sound of cock crowing, Zhongya Zhongya, who has always been diligent, opened the curtains to wash and eat.

Squatting on the toilet, he took out his phone and skillfully opened the forum interface.

This is his private forum, um... It can also be said that it is a common forum between him and a certain bastard. Anyway, the two of them decorate together, and the current number of visitors has reached [-]+

Every day, countless people leave messages to them under the forum.

Kunikida's mother: [roll]

Kunikida's mother: [Go back to work if you have time! 】

Wannian Changchuntou: [It seems that Mr. Dazai's holiday is still a month away. 】

Kunikida's mother: [@孤剑客银狼, president, what kind of fake is he practicing? !It's been almost half a year, even if he had a little bit of credit before, it's not enough to give him such a long vacation, right? !It was already a piece of trash, and if it has been scrapped for a year or so, why not just return it to the furnace and rebuild it? ! 】

Detective: [Extremely stupid question. 】

Lone swordsman Yinlang: [Marriage leave, pregnancy leave. 】

Kunikida's mother: [? ? ? 】

Kunikida's mother: 【Forget about marriage leave, what about pregnancy leave? ! 】

Angel of Death: [@国木田妈妈, did you do it on purpose?What kind of topic should I change? The most important thing now is to criticize some people's immoral behavior. I can provide a scalpel operating table. Where do you think is the best place to dissect?In fact, I have always wanted to study the kidneys***]

Suicide fanatic: [What did you write (((*)?]

After browsing the forum, Zhongyuan Zhong also ordered a takeaway.

In the past, he really didn't know very well, so staying at home can be regarded as having a special flavor.

Today is April 4th - World Confessions Day.

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Osamu Dazai in the next room has already eaten his fill, sitting on the sofa and typing on the keyboard skillfully, carefully carving out every word and even every punctuation on it, his voice is full of deep love meaning.

(Today is 414 confession day, here I want to confess my favorite little baby!

do you know? @【黑黑的优光的首魔】, how I wish to turn you and me into clay figurines, and then take them into the universe and fall straight down, let you and me be smashed into a pool of slag, and then stirred with warm water, so that you have me , I have you, you and I will never be separated!

Dear @【黑黑的优惊首魔】, you have to know that my body only has feelings for you!I will definitely marry you in the future! ! ! )

As soon as the news came out, the forum immediately fell into a state of bombing.

Kunikida’s mother: [……]

Wannian Changchuntou: [Why do I have the urge to vomit. 】

Wannian Changchuntou: [It's the kind of impulse that comes out of the appetite, and it seems to have a sour feeling. 】

The dark handsome maniac: [You are pregnant. 】

Suicide fanatic: 【Yes <(＾－＾)>】

The dark handsome maniac: [@在下古川]

Under Akutagawa: [? 】

Detective: [He was just disgusted by the two of you, vomit! 】

Angel of Death: [High price reward, hack this post. 】

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In order to stop this unhealthy trend, and to maintain a bright future for the mafia and the detective agency, many boys and girls who suffered from it decided to resist at this moment!

They are united, they have the same hatred!

Next door【Against showing affection!Xiu En loves to die fast] Group chat!

Kunikida's mother: [Things have developed to this point, I believe that no one wants to see it. In the face of adversity, we must fight against the enemy. The sinner Osamu Dazai tortured our emotions over and over again, and dampened our work motivation. In order to ensure that this matter does not continue to ferment, so this time, please work hard together @全员]

Wannian Changchuntou: [Yes, sir! 】

Zaixia Akutagawa: 【Due to some reasons, Zaixia will not participate in this event. 】

Kunikida's mother: [Although you and I are in an irreconcilable relationship, but because we have a common enemy this time, I don't mind saying a few more words. I know you have always wanted to be recognized by that guy, so don't blame me for not reminding you , this time is an excellent opportunity, instead of getting his approval, it is better to give him a fatal blow, after all, he has never looked at you before. 】

Wannian Changchun head: […]

Wannian Changchuntou: [Isn't it just a hacked account...why do you make it look like you're planning to commit some kind of murder...]

After a few minutes.

Under Akutagawa: [Yes. 】

The dark handsome maniac: [I have a question. 】

The dark, handsome madman: [Why are you pulling me into the group? 】

The dark, handsome madman: [Did you pull the wrong person? 】

Kunikida's mother: [As long as you eat some melon seeds, you won't be so drunk. 】

Wannian Changchuntou: [Silently asking for a way to report. 】

Zai Akutagawa: [Add one, and ask for a reason to report by the way. 】

Kunikida's mother: 【Involves pornography? 】

Detective: [There is no evidence of chatting, so it's hard to start; and that guy Dazai is only talking to Mr. Hat, so it won't work. 】

Angel of Death: [This account has fraud and defrauding money - red envelope fraud (everyone loses money and eliminates disasters, please call his account to transfer about a penny within 1 minute, the action must be fast, and the action must be ruthless! For our future future An Ning, don't be soft-hearted, he is not worth it!)]

The dark handsome madman: […]

Zai Akutagawa: [May I ask, are you anonymous? 】

Kunikida's mother: 【Pro-test without a doubt! ! ! 】

Wannian Changchuntou: [Received!Transferred, attached [screenshot]]

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Lone swordsman Yinlang: "Received! Reposted, attached [screenshot]"

--5 minutes later--

Zhongyuan Zhong also took takeaway food, and when he was about to feast on the killing ring, the mobile phone placed aside kept ringing/

Turning on the phone, looking at the forum interface above, there are only two unread messages.

Zhong was also surprised. According to the urine behavior of that group of people, thousands of them can be sent every minute in less than a few seconds. Did he get kicked?

After unlocking the lock screen, Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly found that not only was there less news, but also the number of people on his list changed from the initial 303 to... 3? !

Those two unread messages are system messages.

One is the space reminder of special concern, and the other is the disbandment notice of the group chat related to pornography.

"..."

"Hello?" As soon as Gu Ke connected, there was a burst of ghostly crying and wolf howling from the opposite side.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

There seemed to be a lot of people over there, scrambling to shout.

"I don't care! I've only been a member for a whole year, and it gave me biscuits every month. Now my account is blocked, what about my biscuits?!"

"I just made an appointment for an autopsy, and the address hasn't been sent yet. If I'm forced to release someone, I'll kill you and Osamu Dazai together!"

"All my work logs are still in there! I haven't made a backup yet! I warn you, let Osamu Dazai return my account to me now, otherwise the price you have to pay is absolutely beyond what you can imagine !"

"You guys are simply working together! I'm going to hook up with the little brothers in a while!"

A bunch of voices poured in, and Zhongyuan Zhongye was upset when he heard it. He simply threw his phone aside and concentrated on eating.

Today's breakfast is fish-flavored shredded pork, more meat and less vegetables, delicious and 'healthy'.

I don't know how long it took before the other end of the phone became quieter, and there was still some faint weeping.

"Central Plains Chuya!"

A heart-piercing roar came, and Zhongya Zhongya picked up the phone again, cold and ruthless: "What's the matter?"

On the opposite side, Kunikida Doppo held the right to talk on the mobile phone: "Chuya Nakahara, we are not joking with you now, we are serious?!"

"Seriously admit your mistake?"

There was a long pause over there, and then there was a long chattering sound. It was so long that the Central Plains had already drunk a bottle of red wine, and there was no result of the discussion over there.

"Did I hang up?" Seeing that the battery was low, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't intend to continue to consume it, waste of electricity and eyes.

"do not!"

"Can't hang!"

"I'll come! I'll talk to him!"

"can you?"

"Cut! Are you underestimating me again?! I hold their fatal weakness in my hands."

There was another crackling sound, and Yoshioka Ningxi's voice came over: "Hey! Nakaya-kun, let that fellow Dazai release our account, and I'll tell you a shocking secret!"

"Not interested in."

"How can you not be interested?! If there are no accidents in the future, you will live with Dazai-kun for the rest of your life. Don't you want to know his previous love history? Don't you want to know if he had any crushes before? Don't you want to kill all your rivals in the cradle?"

"..."

"Hey?"

Seeing that no one spoke, Yoshioka Ningxi smiled confidently, cast a few winks at the people behind her, and said, "Are you tempted? Hahaha, let me tell you, Dazai-kun is far from what you think. Seeing such innocence, Mr. Zhongye, who knows people and faces but does not know his heart, as long as you can get Mr. Dazai to return our account to us, I will write all his love history to you! This is a great deal! It's a good deal, as long as you use your words, you can eat Dazai-kun thoroughly!"

"Yoshioka?"

"What? Heartbroken?"

"When you don't take your medicine, you don't come out to jump around. You didn't know where you were when I met Dazai Osamu? Why don't you write novels when you have a history of pornography?"

"..."

"Actually, I never told you that Dazai-kun and I have always been childhood sweethearts." The voice over there was shy and shy.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered: "Hehe, did you make a marriage contract when you were young, and when you were 18 years old, he came to marry you in red and rode a white horse?"

Click.

Ningxi Jigang clutched her little heart, and quickly explained: "Cough...that's not true, oops, I suddenly remembered! It seems that the gas at my house has not been turned off, so I'll be leaving first~ That account will be used as an account. Be my gift to you and Dazai-kun! You are welcome, bye~"

After hanging up the phone, Zhongya tidied up the table a bit and checked the time - it was only 10 minutes before twelve o'clock at noon.

Hey, staying at home is harmful, it was just a meal, and a few hours passed in the blink of an eye.

He and Osamu Dazai made an appointment to visit the leader at around two o'clock in the afternoon, that is to say, he still has two hours, he has no work and doesn't want to eat or sleep anymore, why not——

Zhong also has to admit that what Yoshioka Ningxi said just now is indeed somewhat reasonable, but the internal and external attitudes are naturally different.

Taking advantage of enough time, Zhong Yuan sat cross-legged on the sofa, fiddled with the computer, and looked at the clues of the article from every corner of the online world.

Finally, two hours later, he found a deadly clue in a corner.

pat!

The computer was closed heavily, and at the same time, there was a knock on the door, followed by Osamu Dazai's voice: "Yeah, we're leaving~"

"I specially brought you red wine from [-]. This is something I have treasured for a long time~"

A few minutes later, still no response.

"Xiao Ye?"

"Chung Ye?"

"Short! Don't come out yet!"

Osamu Dazai slammed on the door.

"Go away! Damn scumbag!"

Chuya's angry voice came: "You bastard, tell you, come to me in the future, I will go back to the Mafia starting tomorrow, and you can play with whoever you like!"

"What's the matter..." Osamu Dazai felt aggrieved. He deliberately spent several years of salary to arrange it. If the protagonist didn't show up, then wouldn't he arrange it for nothing? There is no problem with manpower, the main thing is money. Since he paid the time and space loss fee last time, he has really become a pauper with nothing.

"Zhong Ye—"

"See for yourself! The goddamn things you did!"

"You have to give me an idea, I can't guess it." Dazai Osamu reluctantly compromised, it was the first time he was so troubled after living for so long.

"Yoshioka Ningxi!"

Yoshioka Ningxi: People sit at home, the pot comes from the sky, mom, she also wants to fall in love, woo woo woo!