My senior is too affectionate

After a small gathering with Bai Yin, Liu Yang returned home early, covered his head with a quilt, and felt like a mess in his heart, what should he do?The adult world is really annoying!

Liu Yang turned over and yawned.

Suddenly, a black burnt smell pierced Liu Yang's nose, and he couldn't stop it from getting in. The smell was like putting a ball of plastic bags and fishy fish scales together and roasting them on the fire.

As soon as you guess it, you can tell that there must be something good about Xiaoqi. Liu Yang throws off the quilt and rushes into the bathroom angrily. It's good that he even brought him in, like onychomycosis, one infects two...

"Is it fun?" Liu Yang asked patiently.

It was obvious that Xiaoqi and Zuofan had a cold war. The two little guys turned their heads slowly, looked at Liu Yang, and made a smiling face in the same way. They didn't care about putting out the fire, turned around and went out. run.

After all, Xiao Qi is a cat, so he reacted very quickly. He got out of the gap with a stride. The leftovers were not so lucky. When he ran, his legs were too short and he was very slow. Liu Yang quickly closed the door and locked the leftovers. It's inside, but it's actually not locked. The main reason is that the leftovers have short legs and can't reach the handle, so I can only do it in a hurry~

"Reflect on it for me." After saying that, Liu Yang looked at Xiao Qi fiercely, and said with a smirk, "Oh, brat, you dared to play at home if you were so brave. See if I don't hit you on the head." full package”

"Hahaha, just come"

"Hey, I'll go, why are you so arrogant!"

Speaking of which, Liu Yang started chasing Xiaoqi all over the room. This is nothing more than an ordinary day-to-day life. It may seem meaningless. When you were in trouble in life, there was nothing that could stop them from letting you escape. The only thing that could save yourself Just get used to it and explore it!

On the second day...

"Liu Yang, do you think you can't lose weight?" Gu Xun patted Liu Yang on the shoulder and said.

"It's impossible to lose weight, it's impossible to lose weight in this life." Liu Yang responded after taking a bite of fried chicken drumsticks.

There was a commotion not far away, and Liu Yang ran over curiously to join in the fun, and happened to be still in the school, and it was safe.

After walking a few steps, I saw a woman standing tall and mighty on the steps, and under the steps were a group of uniformly dressed in gray ugly work clothes.

The worst thing is that those people would all be there on one knee, as if they were meeting their king.

Liu Yang looked at the woman and thought about it. He had seen this person before. It was the last time Sister Leng talked about this person when she became a woman and went to a banquet with Sister Leng to eat.

This woman is the captain of the tenth team, and Yan Xiao, the master of the Suzaku Palace, is also Yan Wumei's mother. I heard from Sister Leng that she is a very slutty woman. All the criminals confessed, and they were all submissive.

But judging from today's posture, it seems that Sister Leng didn't add fuel to the cake at all.

"Everything is ready for me," Yan Xiao yelled loudly, "That idiot doesn't know how to train you, but he even gave me the last place in the commentary. I really convinced you, so that idiot will give me Trained out such a bunch of trash"

The people below didn't move at all, and they were all scared like little chickens.

"Damn it, you actually let go of you chicken bastards and ran out to play by yourself. When he comes back, I will skin him!"

"That's not it." A small man with a passer-by face stood up in the first row, clenched his fists and roared, "The director is not a waste, he is better than anyone else, he understands us better than anyone else, he taught us to be ten The attitude of the successor of the second earthly branch should be, so even you, the captain, can't curse him like this."

……

"Wow, this little guy wants to die!" Liu Yang muttered.Is this the first time I've seen such a fool who doesn't want to live, openly contradicting the captain?Don't want to live anymore?

With a loud "bang", the little man was kicked to the ground by Yan Xiao, and then he was lifted up by his collar and said, "In that case, then show me the momentum I should have, don't just move the two legs on top. Piece of meat, give me some real action!"

"..."

"Are you deaf? Answer?" Yan Xiao shouted loudly

"Yes" everyone said in unison.

At this time, Yan Xiao put his hands behind his back and said in a low voice, "In this case, then I will personally conduct the recent training, and I will practice it myself. You must not show me this kind of tattered weapon in the fighting skills competition in the next few days." Results, do you hear?"

"I heard it!"

"Louder!"

"I heard it"

"Okay, then today's special training is to break the magic volcano"

Hearing the word Moshan, Liu Yang stared blankly at Gu Xun with a puzzled expression.

"I don't understand again, let you go to class and sleep every day. The so-called magic volcano is one of the most mysterious mountains in Melios. The reason why it is called magic fire is because there is no vegetation on the mountain, and it is all flaming rocks. The four seasons have never stopped, and the most mysterious thing is that the fire of the magic volcano is similar to some kind of enchantment, as long as it is outside the range of the mountain, it will be a normal environment again."

"Oh"

"I haven't finished yet. It is said that there is another huge hot spring on the mountain. Soaking in it has the effect of detoxification, and it is a perfect medicine."

"So, if they break through, can they take a dip in the hot spring? My God! It's so cool" Liu Yang said with an envious expression.

"I heard it." Yan Xiao didn't know when she appeared behind Liu Yang.

Liu Yang turned his head slowly, a red light flashed, and there was a flying bird mark on Liu Yang's wrist.

"Ah! Captain, I didn't mean to listen to you, don't kill me, don't kill me," Liu Yang said in a panic.

"It's just an ordinary sign, as long as you listen to me, nothing will happen."

"Then what if you don't listen?"

"It's nothing, it's just that the skin will fester and get sores, and then the whole arm will be useless. I marked the left hand, it's nothing, you can still use the right hand!"

"Hahahaha..." Gu Xun laughed loudly, "You deserve it, I told you to talk too much, so you can play slowly, I'm leaving, bye!"

"Whoosh" a light flashed...

"Hey! What the hell?" Gu Xun said looking at the red mark on his wrist.

"I think you're free, so let's go together!"

"How can this be, I still have a lot of things to do, please let me go!"

"no way"

"..."

Another place not far away...

"Ahahahaha..." Teacher Tiantian put a hand in front of his mouth and laughed at the group of people, "I'm sorry everyone, the excellent class this semester is our class. Really, I won the first place by accident. I didn’t have any preparations, I’m really ashamed, hahaha!”

"Hey, don't be too complacent, can you? Who doesn't know that you have recruited a talent who is rare in a century, and winning the first place proves nothing!"

"Yo, Calamus Lord, are you jealous of me? Haha, it's okay, I'll let you in next time, there's no way, I'm too kind, I don't want to see my partner back and count down."

"Hey, what do you mean by that, do you want to fight?"

"Cut, you can't ask for it"

"Hey, don't, don't hurt your temper, we are all mothers, so don't be childish, okay?" said a fat man next to him.

"That's right, you just took the first place this time, I remember that you used to be eight or nine, right?"

"Tch, that's also in the top ten," said Tiantian disdainfully.

"There are twelve classes in total," everyone responded in unison.

"Actually, I think it should be very impressive to take the first place this time!" The female leader of the fourth team said, "Everyone compares your heart, you say that I feel extremely ashamed and dizzy when I take the eighth place this time..., and Every day, there are seven or eight Dangyou every time, and they are still smiling so happily every day, so they must be very strong!"

"Uh~ Are you praising me?" Tian Tian muttered.

"Cut, boring theory." Everyone waved their hands and said a few simple words before withdrawing. No one wanted to hear Tiantian bragging about his ranking.

Those people didn't have a big meeting, Yan Xiao brought Liu Yang and Gu Xun over, saw Tian Tian's proud look and said, "Yo, you're very happy, Tian Tian"

"Hey, Captain Yan Xiao, why would you?" Tian Tian looked it over, turned around and saw the marks on Liu Yang and Gu Xun's arms and said with a smile, "Did you two do something wrong, you were actually marked?"

"Don't talk nonsense, you're here too" A flash of light flashed, and Teacher Tian Tian was also marked...

Teacher Tiantian had a displeased expression on his face, obviously he was already at the level of vice-captain, why would he be marked to train with these children, it is simply insulting!It's just that after all, the other party has a relatively high title, let alone an old acquaintance, and has already surpassed himself in strength, so he just endured it.

"Liu Yang, are you here?" Bai Yin ran over, a ray of light flew past, and marked another...

"Uh, what the hell is mom, what is Aunt Yan Xiao doing?" Bai Yin said to Teacher Tian Tian inexplicably.

Tian Tian shrugged.

It's just Liu Yang's face full of surprise, is Teacher Tian Tian his mother?How is it possible, this is too scary!They have nothing in common, how could they be mother and son...

"Mu Feng, let me tell you, I feel like I'm going to fall in love." Mu Tong laughed.

"I think you're going crazy"

"Whoosh" marked two more people...

Mu Tong and Mu Feng had black lines on their faces, and they stood there in a daze.

"Stella, don't worry, I will definitely hand in this report, I..."

"Whoosh" one more...

……

After a while, everyone came to the magic volcano, and the catastrophe jumped up and down the mountain, as if they were teasing these innocent people, the air was filled with the smell of sulfur...

"I'm going, this place is too dangerous."

"What does this have to do with me? I provoked someone, I just made a phone call!"

"My ice cream flower is inside"

... Everyone kept complaining about the surrounding situation, Yan Xiao suddenly had a sharp look, and several people immediately looked forward honestly.

"Then, the magic volcano strategy plan, start, show me a manliness!"

"We are women." Bichen and Tiantian muttered in unison.