One Hundred Ways to Compete with Rabbits

Yin Yu's breathing was stagnant, and he pursed his lips and tried not to grin. This is the first time his stupid rabbit has complained to him... It's just that his eyes are watery, and he looks aggrieved, but he doesn't look like So what about hooking?

Yin Yu swallowed, and the hand touching Wei Yiyi's head slowly slid across the top of Wei Yiyi's flushed face, and landed on Wei Yiyi's pouty lips. It felt soft and soft to the touch. I don't know if it tastes like It's still as good as ten years ago... The wet touch that was about to leave ten years ago, he still has a deep memory and can't forget it... Yin Yu tried his best to tear his sight away from Wei Yiyi's lips, and landed on Wei Yiyi's lips. Looking at those watery round eyes, he couldn't help but softly coaxed: "Who bullied us, Yi Yi?"

Wei Yiyi seemed to be exhausted, so he relaxed back into Yin Yu's arms, squeezed his head against Yin Yu's neck, and sprayed his warm breath on Yin Yu's neck unreservedly. Slightly lowering his head, his eyes fell on the top of Wei Yiyi's furry head, he couldn't help laughing, he held Wei Yiyi tightly in his arms, enjoying this sweet and painful little burden, this stupid rabbit is really his little Ancestor, what a grind!

"There are so many..." Wei Yiyi's muffled voice came, and the hand around Yin Yu's neck waved and drew a big circle, as if he wanted to make gestures, emphasizing aggrievedly: "There are so many !"

A smile appeared in Yin Yu's eyes, he lowered his head and kissed the back of Wei Yiyi's head, and comforted him softly: "It's okay, just talk slowly one by one."

Wei Yiyi tilted his head, put his face on Yin Yu's chest, put down his hands around Yin Yu's neck, and began to frown and wriggle his fingers, complaining to Yin Yu one by one: "My second uncle! He is so good Bad! He actually framed the company! He still wants to kick me out! Bad guy!"

Yin Yu looked at Wei Yiyi's face wrinkled in anger, smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to gently smooth Wei Yiyi's frown, and comforted him: "Well, I will solve him. Next."

Wei Yiyi pursed his lips and waved away Yin Yu's hand that was playing on his face, raised his head and stared at Yin Yu, raised a finger again, and said aggrievedly: "Those female secretaries in the company! They hate them too! They every time Treat me like I don’t exist every time! Chatting all day at work! How disgusting!”

Yin Yu looked at Wei Yiyi's particularly vivid expression when he was drunk, and there was a hint of nostalgia and complexity in his eyes, which disappeared in a moment, leaving only the unique tenderness and indulgence when looking at Wei Yiyi: "Well, I get it, I'll fix it, next one."

Wei Yiyi lay in Yin Yu's arms and babbled, at first he was counting with his fingers while telling Yin Yu, but later his ten fingers were not enough, so he took Yin Yu's hand and broke it hard Yin Yu's finger.

Wei Yiyi, who was drunk, couldn't control his strength at all. The pain caused Yin Yu to gasp, feeling that his fingers were about to be broken by this little ancestor, and he slightly frowned and looked down. Seeing Wei Yiyi's slightly pursed lips, he couldn't get out of his breath immediately. How could he be willing to say something harsh to his stupid rabbit?

Yin Yu sighed helplessly, and had no choice but to exert force with his hands so that Wei Yiyi could not move his hands.

I thought it would be resolved in this way, and the stupid rabbit should give up if he couldn't shake his hand, but the stupid rabbit looked up at him aggrievedly, pouted and complained to him: "Yin Yu, it bullied me! I can't break it!"

Stupid rabbit is really good!

Yin Yu was so cute that his heart trembled suddenly, his beauty was charming, and he unconsciously followed Wei Yiyi's request to release his strength, but before he could react, he felt a tingling pain in his hand.

Wei Yiyi took advantage of Yin Yu's hand to loosen his strength, directly hugged Yin Yu's hand, and bit down hard on the back of the hand, blood was seen immediately.

Just as Yin Yu subconsciously wanted to pull his hand away, he saw that Wei Yiyi was still clenching his hand, and was afraid that if he forcibly pulled his hand, he would hurt Wei Yiyi's teeth, so he had to grit his teeth and control his hand, and let Wei Yiyi bite.

Why did he wait ten years for such a little ancestor to come back?He owed money to this little ancestor in his previous life, so he will pay off the debt in this life!

Seeing that the wound was getting deeper and deeper, but the little ancestor didn't intend to let go, Yin Yu could only use his free hand to smooth his hair, and coaxed him softly: "Yi Yi let go, okay? You haven't said anything yet. Who else bullied you after all?"

Wei Yiyi was taken aback for a moment, let go of his mouth and raised his head, with a strand of saliva still hanging from his mouth, he leaned his head on Yin Yu's shoulder, and it took him a long while to remember what he just said, and then pestered Yin Yu again Aggrieved: "And when I was in school in the United States, a classmate named Jack bullied me too! He was racist!"

"Well, I see, I will clean him up, next one." Yin Yu wiped Wei Yiyi's saliva on Wei Yiyi's clothes, and looked at the wound. Knowing whether he is raising a rabbit or a dog, why does he keep biting people?

Wei Yiyi turned his head sideways, rubbed the saliva from the corner of his mouth on Yin Yu's body, put his head on Yin Yu's shoulder, and complained to Yin Yu nonchalantly, his eyes half-closed, as if he was sleepy.

Yin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, how well-behaved this sober stupid rabbit is, how annoying this confused little ancestor is!Fortunately, after a whole night of tossing and tossing, I finally became obedient.

Yin Yu patted Wei Yiyi's back lightly, and his voice slowed down to coax him to sleep.

When he got home, Wei Yiyi was already sleepy and dazed, he curled up obediently in Yin Yu's arms and let Yin Yu carry him from the car into the bedroom, but when Yin Yu was about to put him on the bed and wipe his face with a towel, he refused Wrapped around Yin Yu with hands and feet, but refused to let Yin Yu go, and kept muttering: "Yin Yu won't go, Yin Yu won't go, Yin Yu won't go..."

Yin Yu was taken aback, a complex expression flashed across his face, his heart softened suddenly, he quickly hugged Wei Yiyi, and coaxed him distressedly: "Hey, I won't leave, I won't leave, I'll never leave again..."

After finally calming him down, Yin Yu hugged Wei Yiyi and lay on the bed, patted his back to coax him to sleep.

The room was quiet for a moment, the warm yellow light from the bedside lamp sprinkled on the quilt, and there was the sound of regular and gentle breathing next to his ears, and the warm breath sprayed on his earlobe.

Just when Yin Yu thought Wei Yiyi was asleep and was about to get up to change his clothes, he suddenly heard Wei Yiyi whispering in his ear: "There is also Yin Yu, Yin Yu also bullies me, he bullies me the most , I hate him the most!"

Yin Yu was stunned for a moment, and didn't answer in time. Wei Yiyi, who was about to fall asleep, woke up immediately, staring at Yin Yu with watery round eyes resentfully, pouted and said aggrievedly: "Aren't you going to clean up Yin Yu?"

Yin Yu came back to his senses, and quickly comforted him: "I need to clean up, I will help you clean up Yin Yu, why did he bully you?"

Wei Yiyi got a satisfactory answer, and then obediently lay back in Yin Yu's arms, squinted his eyes slightly and muttered: "Yin Yu hasn't come to see me for ten years."

Yin Yu turned sideways and held Wei Yiyi in his arms, rubbing his lips lightly on Wei Yiyi's hair, and replied softly: "Well, what else?"

"Yin Yu ate my tofu, a lot of tofu." Wei Yiyi's voice gradually dropped, as if he was about to fall asleep.

"Well, what else?" There was a smile on the corner of Yin Yu's mouth, and he also lowered his voice.

"Also... Yin Yu obviously kissed me, but why didn't he confess to me..."

Yin Yu was silent for a moment, listening to the gradually even and steady breathing in his ear, he slowly and silently laughed.