Notes on Cultivation of God Judges [Comprehensive]

No matter what the person in charge thinks, when such an emergency happened on the island, he immediately summoned the islanders dutifully and conveyed to everyone the will of the gods to calm people's hearts - watching the stars at night is very dangerous for men Yes, will be abducted by aliens to give birth to them!

It stands to reason that this kind of thing would definitely be ridiculed and gloated among such a group of bad people, but these people have been looking up at the starry sky recently, and the beam of light that aliens kidnapped humans hit many people around them So for a while, no one really laughed.

The thrilling night passed like this, and the enthusiasm of the islanders to build houses increased to a new level the next day. After all, sleeping on the ground under the curtain of the sky is too dangerous. Wouldn't it be counted as looking up at the sky by aliens?

Therefore, even primitive people would live in caves. Since they have the skills to build a house, they should hurry up and build a roof for themselves!

When night fell again, the alien flying saucer arrived as expected, and once again dropped a beam of light and threw the kidnapped man back.It is not obvious from the outside that he has any injuries, but he seems to have indeed suffered a lot of mental damage. He often holds his face and burst into tears for no reason, and no matter who asks, he refuses to say what happened to him.

Although most people still don't believe that a man can really have children, Chunchuanshu still gave him the treatment of a pregnant woman, and no longer let him do heavy physical work, and he didn't need to feed the cows.The daily work of this pregnant husband is to pick raspberries, wash clothes, and follow behind the Chunchuan tree every day, accepting his observation at any time.

Such special treatment did not make the pregnant woman feel better, but seemed to make him cry more frequently, and within a few days, he began to have symptoms of morning sickness, and often rushed out covering his mouth until he could not stand up.

Despite this, there are still many people who admire him among the islanders.Some courageous people even returned to the habit of looking up at the starry sky every day to pass the night, hoping that they would get the same treatment even if they were kidnapped... Chun Chuanshu thus discovered that human beings who would choose to be criminals really do not have a long-term vision. You can only see the petty profits in front of you.

After continuing to try, everyone discovered that being abducted by aliens seems to be a small probability event, not as frequent as they originally thought.

The courageous and good-natured people plucked up the courage to ask Chun Chuanshu, and the answer given by the green-eyed boy was:

"Of course, even aliens have criteria for choosing a mate! Not to mention reproduction. Aliens like humans with better scientific literacy. If you really want to have alien children, usually Learn more and accumulate scientific knowledge. Like the gentleman who was kidnapped before, he used technology to commit crimes, and he is the best in science and engineering among you."

The man who asked the question: "..." Ma De!Although he inquired about this because of his lazy nature, not giving birth to aliens as Chun Chuanshu said... But he still felt very uncomfortable when he heard that he was not kidnapped because he was not educated. thing? !

However, after learning about the criteria for aliens to choose a mate, they are not happy until they find a chance to push the blame to Hasebe’s pharmaceutical research... The Fusangshen on the island are all illiterates who have never gone to school and received modern education. Only he taught himself simple medical knowledge out of interest, who would have thought that there would be such a risk in learning one more skill?This day is simply impossible!

Under the influence of the first round of labor boom on the island, huts for making clothes and fabrics were also built rapidly.

So the men of the island had a new labor.

There was a huge fish skeleton on the beach. Chunchuanshu asked them to pick the right fish bones, break them off and burn them on the fire, and then polished them continuously to make several bone knives, and climbed to the cliff to pick a fish bone. black flowers.

(Although there are sharper knives on both the boat and Fu Sangshen, but the laws of the world are so unreasonable, there is no way to pick black without bone knives.)

Put this black flower into the original stone pot of the village ruins, boil it with sea water, add a portion of raspberries or coconuts in the warehouse, and you can get a pot of yellow unknown liquid.Pour the liquid on the stone platform on the beach to dry, and send a few people to take care of it all the time, and finally you can get a roll of cloth.

The abandoned and damaged pier on the coast is under construction and restoration. It is said that after the repair is completed, and then use this cloth to make fishing nets, everyone will be able to get rid of the current monkey-like recipes and return to omnivorous animals to eat seafood!

Although they couldn't understand why they couldn't go directly to the sea to catch seafood, the contestants could also feel that with their continuous labor, their lives were getting better little by little - anyway, they couldn't resist, so they could only lie flat and enjoy, so Many people have gradually realized the happiness of changing their lives through hard work.

Although, theoretically, it is impossible for a naturally antisocial personality to get happiness through such a normal way... Then thinking about it this way, they may be crazy if they can be happy because they can eat seafood.

Seeing the appearance of these bad guys now, Dao Jian Fu Sangshen, who stayed out of the matter, felt quite relieved-now it was much more relieved than killing them directly.Especially when they saw a pregnant woman collapse and cry while hugging her growing belly, they would even softly feel that... perhaps Randolph, who was blown to ashes by the destruction mushroom, was the luckiest of the group.

Even the bad guys are so hardworking, of course the Sword Fusangshen will not do nothing.

Their main job on the island is to accompany Chun Chuanshu in turn as servants, help the god judge manage and dispatch the islanders, keep an eye on the progress of various projects, help the medicine research to complete the work of the god of death, and distribute the milk produced by the cow flower etc.

The cowardly mushroom that Chun Chuanshu gave to Daikurigara can't be left there forever, it will turn into dried mushrooms.Therefore, with the help of the crew, Daguli learned the skills of planting, filled the food box on the ship with soil as a flowerpot, and planted mushrooms in it.

In order to prevent them from always meeting the human beings they are afraid of, he occupies a small house that has just been repaired. Jiang Xuezuowenwen, who is also very interested in growing mushrooms, often visits this small house to help.

Every time after helping to take care of the mushrooms, Jiang Xue was in a good mood.

Although the other Fusangshen don't hate the peaceful and peaceful life now, but due to the nature of the sword, knowing that the government of time and the historical revisionists outside are still at war, deep down they still hope to go to the battlefield to show their strengths. Long, but Jiang Xue Zuowen really likes the current life.

After discussing with his third brother Zongsan, Xiaoye Zuowenwen, in order to express his support and blessings for the growing friendship between his elder brother and Da Juli, picked flowers from various places and secretly helped Da Juli imitate his hut as a flower house Decorated it...Because everyone can see that Da Juli actually prefers the beautiful flower house that was built first, but it was only because the God Judge specifically told everyone to vacate that house, There is no mention of keeping timid mushrooms in it.

Every time, when Yao Yan sees Jiang Xue and Da Juli going in and out together from that small room which is similar to a flower house, even though he knows that they haven't done anything, his eyes still fall on them involuntarily. belly...

Awataguchi Dagger's mood was very complicated, he didn't know whether he should share his exclusive information about the efficacy of the green house with them without the permission of the god judge.In the end, considering that what they entered together was not a real greenhouse, in order to avoid embarrassing his companions, he decided it was better not to say anything...

If one had the most comfortable life on the island, it must be Chun Chuanshu himself.After pushing all the work he has to do to others, his every day is still very fulfilling and happy.

Although he adjusted the laws of the island and recreated the sunrise and sunset, he collected and picked a lot of sunshine mushrooms on the island. When there is no sunshine at night, he stays with these little angels who can spit out sunshine .

In the morning, he got up before the sun rose according to his own schedule, and after welcoming the sunrise, he took a large group of enemy short knives with whom he had become acquainted, went to the beach to catch the sea, picked up shells and caught crabs for himself and Fusangshen We have extra meals.

Lead by example and eat vegetarian food with other islanders, which does not exist in the dictionary of underage gods - grilling meat and eating seafood under the envious eyes of a group of bad people, it turns out that the food with only passing grades seems to be much more delicious , making up for the lack of high cooking skills of the cook, so that he can eat half a bowl of rice every day.

After breakfast, Chun Chuanshu began to collect the enemy's sword and enemy wakizashi, and recorded their small changes every day.If you find it boring, train the retrograde army, cultivate their relationship with yourself, and establish a tacit understanding. The training content includes but is not limited to "come over", "sit down" and "shake hands".

The enemy daggers only need to be taught twice to learn everything. Not only do they follow the orders of the god judges, but they also learn how to drill fire circles and simple addition and subtraction. With the most attention, the progress of learning is slow, and the degree of obedience is also very low.

For example, he handed the body of Di Da Dao to it, then stretched out his hand, with the palm facing up, slowed down and said, "Come, hand in." Di Da Dao couldn't understand it at all, not only was it not like Di Dao's opponents Holding his body in his mouth, he happily put it in his hand, and would hold his body tightly and turn around and run away.

At this time, there is no need to be angry at all, Chun Chuanshu only needs to raise his arms and shout: "Grab it!" The enemy short knives who were playing around him will rush out like chicken blood, and follow the god judge in front of him. Laughing and running on the beach, outflanking and surrounding the enemy with knives.

Usually, they want to play this game of officers and soldiers catching robbers, but no one wants to be the robber being chased for a long time, but Di Da Dao has never complained, letting the judges and enemies chase it around.After chasing it, it can't run anymore, and then say "come, hand in" to it, it actually knows how to put its body in Chunchuanshu's hands.

Except for the command "hand in", it can't understand, and it is called "come", "sit down" and "shake hands", and it is also slow and trembling.Whether it is upgrading to an elite retrograde army or reverse development to become Fusangshen, it seems that there is no prospect... But Chun Chuanshu is not discouraged, but thinks it is quite interesting to play with the enemy.

Moreover, after the fabric was made, Fusangshen didn't like the homemade clothes very much, and it was not impossible to have them change into them, but they were all listless, even if they couldn't read people's faces, Chun Chuanshu could tell that they were a little I'm not happy because I'm wearing new clothes...

If you don't like the primitive tribal style, you don't like it, so the god judge didn't force his Fusangshen anymore. He gave the best-looking hula skirt among the first batch of self-made clothes to Di Dadao.

Therefore, every day, Fu Sangshen and the islanders could see a enemy Dao wearing a grass skirt, a wreath, and black shawl hair, being chased and intercepted by Chun Chuanshu and a group of snake-bone monsters... If the eyes are not good, you can't see it Clearing the claws and abdominal muscles of the enemy, this scene looks like a monster robbing a civilian girl.

The person in charge, Shintaro, had been suffering from headaches all the time. He didn't know how to mobilize Master Chunchuan, who couldn't lie at all, to deceive his former colleagues and superiors. After seeing how he played with the retrograde army a few times, he suddenly had inspiration!Why write those complicated scripts?

——Just tell others that Mr. Chunchuan is a history revisionist who is duplicity, has strong charisma, is proficient in brainwashing skills, is good at destroying other people's world views, and enjoys torturing and subduing enemies.

The amazing thing is that in this long series of character designs, only one "historical revisionist" identity was fabricated by him, but he can use the short knives around him who have completely rebelled against the former comrades-in-arms. However, other characteristics are obviously true, but compared with the identity of "historical revisionist", it is much more illusory and difficult to prove.

But as long as his colleagues in the past believed in Chun Chuanshu's identity as a "historical revisionist", then he and the government of the time would be hostile.The enemy of the enemy can be regarded as a friend. Mastering the identity of Chun Chuanshu seems to be holding a huge handle on him. In this way, after stabilizing the upper level of the program group, he can win the time to track down the organizer and audience list !

Shintaro, who has thought about all this, feels that he is simply a genius!He didn't feel guilty about calculating his companions at all. For the first time, he discovered how happy it was to be on the side of justice and calculate others...

The author has something to say: a historical revisionist with strong personal charm, proficient in brainwashing skills, good at destroying other people's worldviews, and enjoying torturing and subduing enemies... Sounds familiar?

Thanks to Hanlin, the male god is Zonggong, Yu Xing and Mu Zheng for throwing mines :)