Notes on Cultivation of God Judges [Comprehensive]

Chun Chuanshu didn't spend too much time in his own pill, and he didn't think of a way to ventilate to his swords that were being isolated and investigated—he couldn't possess the cat, and wrote "don't worry about it" in his mouth. Let them see the short note of "Dungeon" secretly, that would be too easy to expose.

Chun Chuanshu thought about the current situation seriously, but he couldn't figure out why the government of time suddenly found out the situation of the bad guys, and made such a powerful and domineering attack to show their sense of existence.You must know that most of the policemen on TV will only appear when the movie's ending music is played.

But in this case, it is not so important to conceal one's ability and identity.The barrier on the island can be removed, and Xiaohumaru and the others don't need to let them go, they just need to wait for the Government of Time to come to rescue everyone, and then get to know the situation through them.

Chun Chuanshu returned to the island, and returned to the circled campus on the island according to the original plan.The flow of time here is much faster than outside, and the days have passed for a long time.The situation of the trapped humans was appalling, many had died one after another, and the grass on the graves had grown to the height of an adult's knee.

Those who didn't die were all starving and skinny, and under repeated torture, many of them were roaring and provoking the air like lunatics.

But Chun Chuanshu knew that they were not actually talking to the air.When various needs are minimized and there is a lack of human interaction, the world will considerately airborne a pink social rabbit that only the person concerned can see, nagging endlessly in the person's ear, and the way to make it leave is To communicate with it well, at least let the social index rise above the red line.

But the human beings trapped in the barrier seem to regard this rabbit that fell from the sky as a monster. No one is willing to trust the world a little more, let go of prejudice and communicate with the pink rabbit, and the rabbit never disappears after it appears. Fighting, arguing, shoving, and slapping them all around them, so much so that the effect is really a bit like being possessed.

Chun Chuanshu was very helpless, he watched happily for a while, and then he remembered that the most important thing is to ensure how the Touken Fusangshin in the small world is doing.

What Chun Chuanshu didn't expect was that these Dao Jian Fu Sangshen who were trapped in the school were working hard one by one, and none of them were using the entertainment facilities in the university dormitory for fun or rest. They were all in groups of two, in the dormitory In the open area of ​​the living room on the second floor, hands are carefully combined.

Chun Chuanshu really doesn't understand, there is a large open space outside the dormitory, and the human beings outside are not capable of threatening or harming Fu Sangshen, why do they all have to hide in the small space of this small building and hold hands carefully? Dangerous.

Didn't you see the vending machine in the corner of the living room? If you accidentally hit or kick it, there is a high chance that you will be killed by the vending machine that suddenly fell... As long as the vending machine falls If it falls down, the person who caused it to fall will be hit to death, and there is no chance to dodge, no matter how high the agility is, it can be said to be more deadly than the milk cow flower.

When I was in Honmaru, I didn’t see any Fusangshen who would compete in places other than the hand field... In fact, since most of the Fusangshen in Chunchuan Shumoto Maru were unhappy and depressed, he had never seen one. They fought with each other, so it never occurred to them to guard against it.

Chun Chuanshu, who spent most of his life just by his father's side, realized that it was really difficult to ensure that all aspects of a plan were advanced in anticipation and mastery!Although it seems that no Sword Fusangshen has died in his small world so far, he still cautiously decided that even if the Government of Time may have to wait a day or two to arrive, he must now give up these swords that are good at killing people. Sangshen drives out of his own small world first.

He possessed his consciousness on the skeleton maid again, pushed open the coffin cover and walked out, went back to his room to get the pen and paper, and then walked downstairs step by step on high heels.

Fu Sangshen, who practiced swords with real knives, was not surprised when he heard his footsteps. Most of them just glanced at him and then looked away. Not a single look came over.

Although at first they were wary when they saw white skulls wearing maid outfits, but later found that they were all obsessed with housework and alcoholism, and the fusangshen quickly got used to their existence, and some of them still secretly regretted the past In those days, the government of the time did not equip each Honmaru with such a hard-working professional housekeeper.

Chun Chuanshu went all the way to the basement, found a goblet and a small spoon in the bar counter of the bar, then returned to the second floor of the dormitory, and politely tapped the goblet with the small spoon, making a crisp clang Voice.The Token Fusangshen who had been used to skeleton maids finally stopped what they were doing, and stared at this unusual maid in bewilderment.

The maid of the Chunchuan tree possessed version took out a pen and paper, scribbled angrily, and then raised a card: [Why do you want to compete in the public area? ! 】

Fu Sangshen didn't expect that this skeleton maid would have the ability to question, and they were all stunned with shame on their faces.This... how should I put it... probably after they just woke up to explore everything in this closed barrier, and then Kasen Kanesada cooked the first meal for everyone.

Higakiri explained what he had done while eating, and after finishing his breakfast, he drank coffee made by Hakata Toshiro.

As the treasured sword of the famous Genji clan, although Higakiri always behaves very casually, he is not always so casual in receiving people and things.Since he took the initiative to ask Hakata to make coffee for him, as a courtesy, he automatically thought that he should drink up the whole cup of coffee...

Although Gexian's scrambled eggs with bacon is far more satisfying than it looks, but no matter how full you are, what's the point of drinking a cup of coffee?

Turns out, there's still something to be said for having a cup of coffee.When the coffee was just half drunk, Higiri felt a strong physical need, so he had to put down the mug and get up to leave the table.

"Sorry, excuse me for a while." Mustache said.

When he just woke up, he had already walked around the building.The third floor is a large suite, the second floor has a single dormitory, bathroom, and toilet, and the first floor is an open kitchen and dining room, so he should go to the second floor now... These thoughts were completed in a short moment , which takes less than a second.

But in this second of thinking time, his body clenched his fists as if he had self-awareness, his arms were tightly attached to the sides of the trouser line, his knees were close together, and his feet were in a figure-splayed shape, which was very strange. He stomped his feet in a ground posture and let out a complaint of unknown meaning.

The restaurant, which was originally full of whispered conversations, fell silent, and then returned to its slightly noisy state as if nothing had happened.

It was only then that Mustache realized what he had just done... His thoughts paused for a few seconds, and then during these few seconds, he raised his fists and began to stamp his feet and moan.

Song Xian had no choice but to remind: "Mustache cut the hall, mustache cut? Are you okay?"

Higakiri nodded with a blank expression and said, "I'm... fine."

He wanted to take a step to leave as soon as possible, but when he walked, he turned into...maintaining the posture of tightly closing the legs above the knee, spreading the calf below the knee, and moving quickly towards the stairs with small steps.

Fusangshen forced to chat and pretended not to notice the abnormality of Mustache: "..."

Song Xian couldn't help standing up.This time, he didn't ask Higakiri, but directly grabbed Genji Tachi's arm, half-supporting and half-supporting him to go upstairs to find the bathroom.

Hakata Toshiro picked up the mustache-cut mug, smelled the coffee left in it, and asked worriedly: "Is there something wrong with the coffee..."

Although it's true that coffee is a beneficial function, Hikiriden's reaction must have been too big.

Soon, the Sword Fusangshen found that Bodo's worries were unnecessary.Hikiriden is not poisoned. In this place, people will want to go to the toilet soon after they are full. Drinking some liquids such as water, wine, and especially coffee will make them feel more urgent to go to the toilet.

Once you realize that you want to go to the bathroom, it may be too late.Even if you walk towards the toilet after feeling a little bit, it is very likely that halfway to the toilet, you will involuntarily change into the gait that Higakiriden walked to the toilet after the first meal.

But the witty Fu Sangshen quickly found a pattern: In order to avoid embarrassment, they went to the toilet once before and after meals, and stayed near the toilet as much as possible on days when they didn’t go out, such as the living room on the second floor.

It's a pity that the fusangshen who are not in the mood to go to Chunchuanshu's bedroom to find games to play don't know that in the world Chunchuanshu created according to "The Sims", hunger and thirst are a concept, and they don't actually need to eat while eating normally. Also hydrates. (Water can provide most of the nutrients needed by plants. What is the difference between water and dinner for a tree?)

Kasen Kanesada's cooking level is very high, and the food made looks like a small amount, but in fact, Fusangshen's hunger status bar can be filled without eating.

If you want to keep fit, the correct way is to only eat half to keep you [-]% full and do more exercise, but most of the fusang gods will choose to continue to eat a whole portion when they are already full, and drink extra water and drink...

Therefore, under the fair and just world law that treats swords and swords, human beings and plants equally, Fusangshen's cheeks puffed up, and the abdominal muscles around their waists also tended to soften.When Kasen Kanesada found it more and more difficult to put himself into the tights, and when Higakiri found that his belt was getting tighter and tighter, he realized the problem belatedly.

——Fortunately, Fusangshen have never seen how the parents of the protagonist in a well-known animation turned into pigs because they ate food from another world. to a greater panic.

While continuing to think of ways to get out of this closed barrier, I had to pay more attention to exercise, and even started to try the Dafa of drinking more water and eating less to maintain my figure learned from some young female spiritual practitioners.Drinking more water will make you want to go to the toilet more frequently, but the higher the frequency of using the toilet will make the toilet dirty, and the dirty toilet will affect the user's mood.

Skeleton maids in skirts cannot enter male bathrooms.Therefore, the dirty sinks and toilets had to be cleaned by the Fusangshen themselves, and only then did they have a serious discussion outside the living room on the second floor.

It is easy to lose weight, helps to maintain the image, and at the same time, the result of hand-to-hand can determine the candidate for today's toilet. This is why these Fu Sangshen chose to compete here.But will the Fusangshen tell the skeleton, Chunchuanshu, and the maid frankly?

the answer is negative.

will not.

As a result, they lost an opportunity to be popularized by the Creator God.

It's not just that eating less and drinking more water is meaningless for weight loss, but also... sports and martial arts are completely two skills in this world, and martial arts competitions are not recognized as a sport by the world's laws, even if they are sweating profusely due to their sparring. no.If this continues, they will only become the round version of the sword Fusangshen with high martial arts skills.

Sosad.

This is so sad.

The author has something to say: Thank you Anqing for throwing the mine~

Eleven is over like this. It seems that half of the things I planned to do have not been done. What happened in the middle and how did the time pass? ? ?