Master Flower Demon's live broadcast room [Sword Three]

"...Now the liquid foundation has been applied. This time we chose the darkest color number, light brown. Let's take a look at my face, isn't it particularly exotic. Next, we don't need powder and loose powder. , After all, it doesn't have much impact on our subsequent makeup effects.

Today I chose white eyeshadow, because my hands are too weak to brush and I can’t get a sense of layering, so I use this one..."

As night fell, the light in a certain dormitory of C University with the same name as City C was impressive, comparable to the best time of day in the afternoon.Li Shen sat at the table and turned on the computer to record the video.

Li Shen is a monster who came to the world to cultivate, and his real body is a sunflower.He is studying in university, and at the same time, he is an ugly makeup master in the fashion district of station B. He is famous for his ugly appearance every time after makeup and the contrast between before and after makeup.But recently he's stuck in a bottleneck - there are only so many optional cosmetics, and he can't arrange any ugly ways to catch people's attention.

Ten minutes later, Li Shen finished his makeup and turned himself into a white-browed eagle king.Then he grabbed a bottle of water next to the computer and shook it in front of the camera, "This bottle of water is especially suitable for today's makeup. Tianshan Baihua Mineral Water, skin rejuvenating water, brightening water, and whitening water! Taobao It only costs 10 yuan, click on the address at the bottom of the screen, and you will get a more beautiful you!"

After speaking, Li Shen opened the lid and took a sip into his stomach. The lipstick was accidentally spent, he smiled awkwardly at the camera, and clicked to end the recording.After spending some time in post-processing, Li Shen uploaded the video to Station B and shared it on Weibo.

Recently, there have been more and more scolding in the bullet screens and comments, saying that he posts advertisements all day long, and his makeup is getting less and less novel.What can Li Shen do? He is not a genius, so how can he come up with so many innovative ideas.Sighing, Li Shen turned off the super powerful desk lamp, picked up the makeup remover and walked to the sink by the balcony.

The strange makeup was washed off, revealing a fair face, the bangs were wet, and they were divided into several locks and hung on the forehead, looking a little cute.The eyes are like obsidian, rubbed into the fine light, the bridge of the nose is straight, the lips are full, not self-glamorous.

After removing the makeup, Li Shen put all the cosmetics in the drawer, double-clicked to open Jiansan, and opened two YYs at the same time.While logging in, he enters the guild channel. The guild he belongs to is a small casual gang. There are only two or three living people.

Li Shen: "Good evening, has the new version been updated today?"

"I'm back, I have to go back every big update, and I went back to the next door alone!" The person who spoke was Li Shen's relatives, friends and sisters, whose game ID is Bai Yi Mi Qiushuang.

Li Shen said "hahaha", "As expected of a big suit!"

He entered the character selection interface, and there was a flower standing on the screen, whose ID was Wandering in the Wind, wearing a white Jianghu appearance.Yes, Li Shen is playing a monster account, because Hualuo's movement of jumping up and grabbing the pen is so cute!Li Shen press enter to enter the game, the map got stuck just after loading.This update added a new sect, Cang Yun, and many people prepared the Daxia, and now the main city is full of shield-dance Goubixin dads. (Shield Dance: A cool skill of Cang Yun, which consumes a lot of graphics cards. New father: Generally, new professions are too strong to kneel down and call dad.)

"I went to JJC (Arena) for a visit in the afternoon. Cang Yun is really powerful, but they don't have their equipment up now, so I have to abuse them a little while they are still young." Bai Yi seemed to be eating potato chips while talking There was a crunching sound from the side.

"This profession consumes a lot of graphics cards." Li Shen complained and blocked the character. He clicked on the friend column to check, and the person with a full star friend was not listed.

Li Shen: "Bai Yi, have you fought on the battlefield yet?"

Bai Yi: "Let's fight, I'm fighting now."

Li Shen: "Where is the fight?"

Bai Yi: "Battle at the mouth of the first-line patio."

Bai Yi: "Hey, I just brushed up to the YY team on a battlefield, it was a surprise, and I'm short of milk, you go!"

Li Shen howled "Okay" while scrolling forward in the chat channel, and he saw Jinghong's battlefield team. Jinghong is the number one gang on the soldier list, and the organized battlefield team is guaranteed.Li Shen clicked to join the team, and after a few seconds, the other party swiped YY in the team, Li Shen switched the trumpet to enter the channel, jumped down to the battlefield area, and when he returned to the game, the entrance of the battlefield was full of people, commanding the release of the banquet.

"It's a little late for you to go online today, isn't your relationship here?" Bai Yi asked.

"He didn't take it, I'll ask later. Let me tell you, today is a very fucked up day. Isn't this the first time we take linear algebra at the beginning of school? We all thought that we could finally compete with the freshman who abused us for a year. Teacher Shu said goodbye, and walked into the classroom very happily, only to see three characters written on the bottom of the courseware, Gu Beibei.

After class, he told us about discipline, such as not being allowed to speak in class, not being able to hear the phone ringing, and finally reiterated three times that the end of the semester will not focus!I fucked his grandma, we had a mid-term exam in our freshman year of high math, my roommate passed high math 1, and the remaining three times were in his hands, I passed high math 4 with a thrilling 61 points!

This teacher doesn't even know what it means to be a human being and stay on the front line so that we can meet each other in the future! "

After complaining here, the battlefield happened to line up, and Li Shen realized that today's battlefield is Jiugong Qigu. He glanced at the opposite team, and then looked at his own configuration, and immediately felt cold.Opposite is also the YY team, and on my side there are several Cang Yun who have just grown up.

"Oh, Emma, ​​I feel like I'm going to lose..." Li Shen fell on the table with his head down.

"It doesn't matter, you can win if you are smart. I went to disperse when the battlefield opened today, and I won!" Bai Yi smiled. You must know that the wicked disperse is very miserable.

The conductor began to adjust the team and divide the points. His voice was so cold that Li Shen couldn't help but feel a lot of pressure. He always felt that he had heard it somewhere, but he couldn't remember.

"Buff (buff effect) is done in one set. Team [-]'s Naihua and Cangyun, turn left when going out; Team [-]'s Naixiu and Beggar Gang, go out and turn right; Team [-]..."

The "milk flower of the first team" refers to Li Shen. He hovered his mouse over Cang Yun's ID and right-clicked to view the equipment.Half-body cave outfit (no stones that can increase attributes), refinement (strengthen equipment attributes) are all below 3, and there is one jewelry that is still blue (weapon levels from low to high are white, green, blue, purple, and orange. )!Li Shen saw the future where he was beaten and rolled all over the floor.

"This conductor has cat problems. He assigned me a mix-and-match cute Cangyun to guard the point together. Why not send him to the screen opposite the shield dance card!" Li Shen cried to Baiyi.

"Cang Yun is still very strong, and others will not be able to get up to the stage when they are shielded and shielded (the square box appears on the stage, and it needs light work to get up)." Bai Yi comforted him, but only a few words of comfort, "But now they are still there. It's too small, two or three cuts will kill it!"

"I'd rather go to the center and be dun dun dun (referring to the beggar gang's combo that makes people roll around)..." The countdown counted down to zero, and Li Shen manipulated the character to fly to the platform on the left of his house without motivation, looking at the melee of a group of people in the center .

"The scores on both sides are so tight..."

"Emma's Cang Yun stuck my screen!"

"The commander of the spicy chicken has a brain hole, with so many dark clouds, I can't move at all!"

"Oh, it turns out that the conductor is a hidden sword. Hahahaha, he is beating Naixiu, and he is actually beating Naixiu on the opposite side! I can imagine Naixiu on the opposite side looking at the mentally retarded expression."

"Hahahahaha, the pendant on the back of the command is so silly, but it matches the IQ of their villa (the place of the Tibetan Sword Sect is named Tibetan Sword Villa) very well."

"Hahahahaha his windmill turned empty, and everyone was pushed out by Cang Yun!"

"Hey, we win when this box is opened!"

"Hahaha I opened the box!"

"This mentally handicapped commander will never fight against him again!"

Li Shen complained to Bai Yi the whole time, and the two of them laughed together for nearly 15 minutes.After the victory, Li Shen checked his healing amount in the settlement panel before choosing to quit.After returning to Chengdu, he ran out of the battlefield when a line of words suddenly appeared on the screen.

"Qianfeng has added you to the enemy list."

"Whether to add him as an enemy?"

Li Shen subconsciously chose "Yes", started the vendetta, and after the red name prompt sounded, he realized that "Qianfeng" was the ID of the commander on the battlefield.Li Shen sent a horrified expression in the team, asking if the commander added a vendetta by mistake.

[Team] There is no paper in the toilet at the head of the village: Big brother, you kept turning off the microphone when you complained about our command...

Li Shen anxiously cut out of the game, and sure enough, he saw a green light flashing in front of his lonely white horse in the battlefield area of ​​YY channel.

[Team] Wandering in the Wind: Ah, why didn't you remind me!

[Team] Use your hands if you don't have any paper: Our gang will be unanimous to the outside world, do you want to join the gang?Joining the gang can enjoy various benefits, and we will try our best to persuade the commander to eliminate the hatred towards you!

Li Shen clicked "Key to Talk", exited YY, then switched back to the game, and pressed Alt+F4 on the keyboard with his left hand.

"Bai Yi, I did something stupid, I think I might go to 818 tonight..." Li Shen had a bitter face.

"It's okay, you have done too many stupid things." Bai Yi replied mercilessly.

Li Shen: "I'm going to check Weibo for a while to suppress my shock."

Bai Yi: "Get back, baby."

Depressed, Li Shen was too lazy to care about Bai Yi's behavior of taking advantage of him, opened the browser and clicked on Weibo, but found that something was wrong - his Weibo account was blocked because of "spam marketing".Li Shen scanned the trending searches on the right and saw #天山百花水危险健康# ranked first. Li Shen felt bad, so he hurried to Station B, only to find that he had been reported.

He looked at the bullet screens and comments, all of which were "Stowaway (Li Shen's B station and Weibo name) get out of the fashion district", "You are no longer the distinctive ugly comparison in our hearts, I want to unfollow you." You", "Spam ads, no character, get out of station B".

Li Shen turned off the webpage tiredly, when the phone lit up, it was a WeChat message from his roommate.

"Lao Mu and I are going out all night tonight, and we won't be coming back."

Li Shen replied with an emoji indicating that he had read it.There are four people in their dormitory, one of them hasn't come to school yet, and the other two go to the Internet cafe, and he is the only one in the dormitory tonight.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for clicking in and reading, let’s talk about the precautions

1. Background: In the modern era, there are monsters, but human beings cannot distinguish them with their eyes alone.Li Shen is a flower demon whose real body is a sunflower; Gu Beibei is a phoenix

2. The game is Sword III, and the time is when Cangyun was opened in the 90s, because the author got A before opening 95, so the content after that will not be involved.Shou is Li Shen, game occupation: Wanhua, body type: Lolita; Gong is Gu Beibei, game occupation: Hidden Sword, body type: male

The author has always liked Tibetan flowers CP_(:зゝ∠)_

3. Before Li Shen and Gu Beibei got to know each other (in the game), they already had a romantic relationship. Those who care about it should be careful to enter. Shuangjie party and unilateral clean party are not welcome in this article

4. In order to take care of the little angels who don't play games, I will indicate the meaning after some game words

5. This article will not be of any help in terms of game technology

6. If I break the update, it may be that there is something wrong with the [-]D, or it may be due to archaeology, and it is more likely that I have returned to Sword III and fell into the pit. TWT I will try to control myself

7. That's all for the time being, I wish you all an early year