On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View
Chapter 13 Hehehehe
What's wrong with this world?
Is he still alive on earth?
Tang Xiaochuan sat on the toilet seat, crossed his hands under his chin, and began to think about this problem seriously.
Even though everything was normal yesterday, why did the painting style of this world start to go wrong when he woke up today?
...Could it be that he traveled to another parallel world without knowing it?
Listening to the occasional loud noise from outside the toilet cubicle, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but took out his phone from his pocket, wanting to see if he had accidentally traveled to ten years later or simply traveled directly to another world , but when he looked down at the screen, he found that the phone still had no signal.
Thinking of the invisible barrier just now, his cold sweat suddenly broke out. After reading the fantasy novels he had written for so many years, he thought of many things at once... Could this thing be from the legend? "Enchantment"?etc!He had never heard of the barriers in fantasy novels that could even intercept cell phone signals!This is too high-tech, right? !
Although Tang Xiaochuan tried desperately to convince himself that this was just a prank show, the development of the plot has clearly gone beyond his common sense. station, preventing him from leaving the invisible barrier that can even block cell phone signals...
He fell weakly on the toilet, looked up at the ceiling of the cubicle, and his eyes began to wander.
He has written fantasy novels for several years, but he is a staunch materialist and atheist. Although he usually likes to watch horror and supernatural movies for excitement, he does not believe in the existence of ghosts at all, and he firmly resists all feudal superstitions. He doesn't even believe in any zodiac blood type, and is properly rooted as Miaohong's socialist successor.
But now, Tang Xiaochuan feels that his scientific and materialistic world view is beginning to collapse a bit.
……and many more!
Now is not a good time to be nostalgic for a worldview that has gone with the wind!
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his hair violently, pulled his consciousness back to reality, and forced himself to calm down and think about his current situation——his current situation is obviously very bad, and He Yuanzhou and Tao Huaian... are obviously not People, I don't know what personal grievances caused the fight. Although they don't seem to want to involve him, but the gods fight the kid and suffer, this toilet is a big fart, if they forget about it and tear down the toilet, He is an ordinary person with no strength to restrain a chicken, and he will be buried alive and crushed to death!
Tang Xiaochuan doesn't want to die here, not to mention that he is still young and has a lot of time to waste... The most important thing is that this is a toilet!Who wants to inexplicably die in a toilet!Death tastes like death!He doesn't want others to say "this is a tasteful death" when they mention his death in the future!
no!He has to find a way to save himself!
After Tang Xiaochuan made up his mind, he turned over his things to see if there was anything that could be used as a weapon, but apart from a mobile phone and a book, he only had a wallet and a bunch of keys left on him.
He looked left and right, and finally stuffed his wallet, key and mobile phone back into his pocket, and then lifted the book with a certain thickness.
After waiting patiently for a while, he found that the movement outside the cubicle was getting smaller and smaller or even gradually subsided. He finally mustered up the courage. On the forehead, he rushed out with a loud sound.
As soon as the door opened, Tang Xiaochuan was shocked. Although he had heard the terrifying noise outside in the small cubicle, he did not expect that the scene outside was far more tragic than he imagined, except for his hiding place. Apart from the last cubicle, the other three cubicles were demolished to the point that none of them remained. The washbasin collapsed by Tao Huaian was completely shattered, a row of urinals disappeared, and the light tubes on the ceiling They all burst, the walls and the floor were covered with cobweb-like vertical and horizontal cracks, the wreckage was everywhere, and it was a mess, like locusts crossing the border, and the city management demolished them.
Tang Xiaochuan stared dumbfounded at the tragic situation in front of him, and couldn't believe his eyes, but at this moment, there was a loud noise behind him.
He looked back in a daze, and it turned out that the cubicle he had just hidden in finally lost its strength after a tenacious struggle and collapsed.
Fuck!Fortunately, he ran fast just now!If he hadn't run away just now, he must have been crushed into meatloaf now!
Before Tang Xiaochuan had time to rejoice for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, he was stopped by a voice.
"Hey you!"
He turned around and saw He Yuanzhou and Tao Huaian who were still pinching each other. These two non-human beings could play very coolly, but at this time they adopted the most naive style of play - pinching each other. Neck, He Yuanzhou, who was blushing from being choked, yelled at Tang Xiaochuan: "Aren't you my fan? Now I'll give you a chance to show off. Hurry up and attack his tail! That's his lifeblood!"
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Tail?etc?Where is the tail?
Tao Huaian sneered, and tightened his grip on He Yuanzhou's neck. He Yuanzhou gritted his teeth: "...It's his tailbone! Hurry up!"
Tang Xiaochuan was very at a loss, he wanted to turn around and run rather than helping either of the two, but now He Yuanzhou has set up an enchantment here, and he can't run even if he wants to.
He looked hesitantly at He Yuanzhou, then at Tao Huai'an, and fell into a fierce struggle of conscience.
"Hurry up! He has exhausted his spiritual power now, and he is at the end of the road! As long as you help me kill him, I will let you out!" He Yuanzhou urged Tang Xiaochuan.
Tao Huaian gave Tang Xiaochuan a cold look, but said nothing.
Tang Xiaochuan gritted his teeth. There is no doubt that he hates Tao Huaian, but in this situation——
After a while, he finally made up his mind, raised the slightly thick book in his hand, rushed towards the two who were pinching each other's necks, and then slammed it into... He Yuanzhou's face with a groan.
Tang Xiaochuan: "...!!!"
Tao Huaian: "..."
He Yuanzhou: "...!!!!!!"
"...You hit me? You hit me?" He Yuanzhou had a look of disbelief, with an expression of 'I'm so handsome and you hit me', "And you hit me in the face?!"
Tang Xiaochuan trembled in fright: "Yes, I'm sorry!"
His mind went blank just now, and when he realized it, he realized that he had actually hit He Yuanzhou...
Just when He Yuanzhou was distracted, Tao Huaian seized the opportunity and suddenly struck out with a palm. He Yuanzhou immediately flew upside down and smashed the toilet with his head.
When He Yuanzhou stumbled up from the ground and found that the water on his body was water from the toilet, he screamed and changed back to his original shape.
So Tang Xiaochuan stared dumbfounded at He Yuanzhou's transformation from a big living person into a peacock with gorgeous feathers, and his world view that was already swaying in the wind suddenly shattered to the ground.
Fuck!A living person becomes a peacock!The peacock is perfect!
Now even 502 can't make up for his broken worldview!
He Yuanzhou, who turned into a peacock, gave Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian a hard look, and screamed, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, just wait for me!"
After finishing speaking, he flapped his wings and flew away from the window.
"The peacock has spoken..."
Tang Xiaochuan was in a daze for a moment. He reached out to pinch his thigh to see if he was still dreaming. The next second, Tao Huaian's figure flickered and he fell to the ground.
"Hey, you..." Tang Xiaochuan came back to his senses, hesitated for a moment, and was about to ask Tao Huaian what was going on, but the next moment, Tao Huaian also began to change into a living person.
Tang Xiaochuan watched Tao Huaian's body getting smaller and smaller, gradually turning into a ball.
No, to be precise, it's a ball of black and white round...
Panda cub.
Is he still alive on earth?
Tang Xiaochuan sat on the toilet seat, crossed his hands under his chin, and began to think about this problem seriously.
Even though everything was normal yesterday, why did the painting style of this world start to go wrong when he woke up today?
...Could it be that he traveled to another parallel world without knowing it?
Listening to the occasional loud noise from outside the toilet cubicle, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but took out his phone from his pocket, wanting to see if he had accidentally traveled to ten years later or simply traveled directly to another world , but when he looked down at the screen, he found that the phone still had no signal.
Thinking of the invisible barrier just now, his cold sweat suddenly broke out. After reading the fantasy novels he had written for so many years, he thought of many things at once... Could this thing be from the legend? "Enchantment"?etc!He had never heard of the barriers in fantasy novels that could even intercept cell phone signals!This is too high-tech, right? !
Although Tang Xiaochuan tried desperately to convince himself that this was just a prank show, the development of the plot has clearly gone beyond his common sense. station, preventing him from leaving the invisible barrier that can even block cell phone signals...
He fell weakly on the toilet, looked up at the ceiling of the cubicle, and his eyes began to wander.
He has written fantasy novels for several years, but he is a staunch materialist and atheist. Although he usually likes to watch horror and supernatural movies for excitement, he does not believe in the existence of ghosts at all, and he firmly resists all feudal superstitions. He doesn't even believe in any zodiac blood type, and is properly rooted as Miaohong's socialist successor.
But now, Tang Xiaochuan feels that his scientific and materialistic world view is beginning to collapse a bit.
……and many more!
Now is not a good time to be nostalgic for a worldview that has gone with the wind!
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his hair violently, pulled his consciousness back to reality, and forced himself to calm down and think about his current situation——his current situation is obviously very bad, and He Yuanzhou and Tao Huaian... are obviously not People, I don't know what personal grievances caused the fight. Although they don't seem to want to involve him, but the gods fight the kid and suffer, this toilet is a big fart, if they forget about it and tear down the toilet, He is an ordinary person with no strength to restrain a chicken, and he will be buried alive and crushed to death!
Tang Xiaochuan doesn't want to die here, not to mention that he is still young and has a lot of time to waste... The most important thing is that this is a toilet!Who wants to inexplicably die in a toilet!Death tastes like death!He doesn't want others to say "this is a tasteful death" when they mention his death in the future!
no!He has to find a way to save himself!
After Tang Xiaochuan made up his mind, he turned over his things to see if there was anything that could be used as a weapon, but apart from a mobile phone and a book, he only had a wallet and a bunch of keys left on him.
He looked left and right, and finally stuffed his wallet, key and mobile phone back into his pocket, and then lifted the book with a certain thickness.
After waiting patiently for a while, he found that the movement outside the cubicle was getting smaller and smaller or even gradually subsided. He finally mustered up the courage. On the forehead, he rushed out with a loud sound.
As soon as the door opened, Tang Xiaochuan was shocked. Although he had heard the terrifying noise outside in the small cubicle, he did not expect that the scene outside was far more tragic than he imagined, except for his hiding place. Apart from the last cubicle, the other three cubicles were demolished to the point that none of them remained. The washbasin collapsed by Tao Huaian was completely shattered, a row of urinals disappeared, and the light tubes on the ceiling They all burst, the walls and the floor were covered with cobweb-like vertical and horizontal cracks, the wreckage was everywhere, and it was a mess, like locusts crossing the border, and the city management demolished them.
Tang Xiaochuan stared dumbfounded at the tragic situation in front of him, and couldn't believe his eyes, but at this moment, there was a loud noise behind him.
He looked back in a daze, and it turned out that the cubicle he had just hidden in finally lost its strength after a tenacious struggle and collapsed.
Fuck!Fortunately, he ran fast just now!If he hadn't run away just now, he must have been crushed into meatloaf now!
Before Tang Xiaochuan had time to rejoice for the rest of his life after the catastrophe, he was stopped by a voice.
"Hey you!"
He turned around and saw He Yuanzhou and Tao Huaian who were still pinching each other. These two non-human beings could play very coolly, but at this time they adopted the most naive style of play - pinching each other. Neck, He Yuanzhou, who was blushing from being choked, yelled at Tang Xiaochuan: "Aren't you my fan? Now I'll give you a chance to show off. Hurry up and attack his tail! That's his lifeblood!"
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
Tail?etc?Where is the tail?
Tao Huaian sneered, and tightened his grip on He Yuanzhou's neck. He Yuanzhou gritted his teeth: "...It's his tailbone! Hurry up!"
Tang Xiaochuan was very at a loss, he wanted to turn around and run rather than helping either of the two, but now He Yuanzhou has set up an enchantment here, and he can't run even if he wants to.
He looked hesitantly at He Yuanzhou, then at Tao Huai'an, and fell into a fierce struggle of conscience.
"Hurry up! He has exhausted his spiritual power now, and he is at the end of the road! As long as you help me kill him, I will let you out!" He Yuanzhou urged Tang Xiaochuan.
Tao Huaian gave Tang Xiaochuan a cold look, but said nothing.
Tang Xiaochuan gritted his teeth. There is no doubt that he hates Tao Huaian, but in this situation——
After a while, he finally made up his mind, raised the slightly thick book in his hand, rushed towards the two who were pinching each other's necks, and then slammed it into... He Yuanzhou's face with a groan.
Tang Xiaochuan: "...!!!"
Tao Huaian: "..."
He Yuanzhou: "...!!!!!!"
"...You hit me? You hit me?" He Yuanzhou had a look of disbelief, with an expression of 'I'm so handsome and you hit me', "And you hit me in the face?!"
Tang Xiaochuan trembled in fright: "Yes, I'm sorry!"
His mind went blank just now, and when he realized it, he realized that he had actually hit He Yuanzhou...
Just when He Yuanzhou was distracted, Tao Huaian seized the opportunity and suddenly struck out with a palm. He Yuanzhou immediately flew upside down and smashed the toilet with his head.
When He Yuanzhou stumbled up from the ground and found that the water on his body was water from the toilet, he screamed and changed back to his original shape.
So Tang Xiaochuan stared dumbfounded at He Yuanzhou's transformation from a big living person into a peacock with gorgeous feathers, and his world view that was already swaying in the wind suddenly shattered to the ground.
Fuck!A living person becomes a peacock!The peacock is perfect!
Now even 502 can't make up for his broken worldview!
He Yuanzhou, who turned into a peacock, gave Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian a hard look, and screamed, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, just wait for me!"
After finishing speaking, he flapped his wings and flew away from the window.
"The peacock has spoken..."
Tang Xiaochuan was in a daze for a moment. He reached out to pinch his thigh to see if he was still dreaming. The next second, Tao Huaian's figure flickered and he fell to the ground.
"Hey, you..." Tang Xiaochuan came back to his senses, hesitated for a moment, and was about to ask Tao Huaian what was going on, but the next moment, Tao Huaian also began to change into a living person.
Tang Xiaochuan watched Tao Huaian's body getting smaller and smaller, gradually turning into a ball.
No, to be precise, it's a ball of black and white round...
Panda cub.
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