On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

Tang Xiaochuan was very aggrieved, and in the end he was aggrieved...and fell asleep again.

When he woke up again, Tao Huaian was still sound asleep in the position that he was pressed under him, not only his hands were tightly wrapped around his waist, but also his two long legs entangled him so that he couldn't move. , he struggled a little, and after realizing that he couldn't move, he was hesitating whether to wake Tao Huai'an, but the next moment, he was attracted by Tao Huai'an's sleeping face.

Compared with Tang Xiaochuan, Tao Huai'an's sleeping appearance is very good, his sleeping face is very quiet, except for the gentle breathing and the slightly rising and falling chest, there is no other movement.

Tang Xiaochuan stared at Tao Huai'an's long eyelashes for a long time, and suddenly he got a little bit of why every time Tao Huai'an posted a selfie, there were so many girls crying and howling... This beauty is simply amazing!Not to mention a young girl in her prime, even a big man like him couldn't hold it back!

Perhaps it was because Tang Xiaochuan's gaze was too focused and hot, Tao Huaian's long eyelashes trembled slightly twice, and the next moment, he slowly opened his eyes.

Tang Xiaochuan froze all of a sudden, feeling embarrassed to be caught by someone else, he quickly shifted his gaze, looked up and pretended to be looking at the ceiling, and after Tao Huaian gradually regained consciousness, he looked down at Tang Xiaochuan lying under him, Frowning slightly: "Why are you here?"

I go!

"do not you remember?"

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched suddenly. Could it be that all that just now was Tao Huaian's subconscious actions in a half-asleep and half-awake state?Or was Tao Huaian actually sleepwalking just now?

etc!Why is the atmosphere so similar to the scene after One Night X? !

What the hell!

"Remember what?" Tao Huai'an frowned, with a puzzled expression on his face, "Why did you sleep on my side? You were the one who said you couldn't cross the line yesterday. Do you want to seduce me? I don't like men."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

He picked up one of the pillows and threw it towards Tao Huaian's face: "You are so narcissistic! It was obviously you who pressed it up! My waist was crushed by you!"

Tao Huai'an caught the pillow without any hassle, and he pursed his lips: "How is it possible, I am very vigilant, it is impossible to get close to others in my sleep, no matter how close I am..." To be precise It is said that all demon cultivators are very vigilant, this is a habit they have before they have developed their spiritual wisdom, and they will naturally retain it after they become spirits.

Tang Xiaochuan picked out his ears: "How do I know what the hell you are doing, but you are so heavy, it's time to lose weight."

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan slightly, thoughtfully, and after a while, he said lightly, "I have a standard figure, but you, it doesn't matter if you don't have abdominal muscles, but you still have a small belly."

"I'm going! Don't you remember everything!" Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously picked up a pillow to cover the front of his stomach, and yelled guiltyly, "How can I be so exaggerated as a small belly like this! It's just a little bit of meat! Not much! Just a little bit!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Probably woken up by the sound of Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huai'an's dispute. Tao Xiaobai, who was buried in the quilt, got out of the quilt and yelled at them energetically, as if greeting them good morning. .

"Meow!"

Tang Xiaohei, who was lying on the pillow, also got up, and barked his teeth and claws at Tao Xiaobai.

Tao Xiaobai, who was full of energy just now, immediately retracted into the quilt, hid in the quilt and carefully looked at Tang Xiaohei outside.

Tao Huaian reached out and patted Tang Xiaohei's head, then stepped out of the bed with his long legs.

"I'm going to wash up."

"Then hurry up!"

Tang Xiaochuan lay back again, and when Tao Huaian left, he immediately grabbed Tang Xiaohei's paw and asked, "Why didn't you help when that guy pinned me down just now?"

Tang Xiaohei was very wronged: "Meow..."

"You're so embarrassing at ordinary times, why don't you use it at critical times?" Tang Xiaochuan poked Tang Xiaohei's tender nose, "I've raised you for nothing! I wasted so many dried fish!"

Tang Xiaochuan was even more aggrieved: "Meow..."

"Forget it, you have to help me out next time," Tang Xiaochuan pinched Tang Xiaohei's buttocks. Seeing Tang Xiaohei's listless look last night, he thought Tang Xiaohei was sick. Tang Xiaohei seemed to be in good spirits, so he felt relieved, "You silly son!"

Just as Tang Xiaochuan was teasing the cat, his cell phone rang.

Tang Xiaochuan picked up his phone and looked at the caller ID, Tian Tiantian.

He suddenly didn't want to answer the phone a little bit, but thinking of the consequences of not answering the phone, he still struggled to get through the phone.

"Dear cousin~"

...Every time Tian Tiantian calls him in such a sweet and greasy tone, nothing good will happen!

"what's up?"

Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes subconsciously.

"Dear cousin, where is my autograph?" Tian Tiantian's voice was so sweet that he almost got tired of it.

While smoothing Tang Xiaohei's hair, Tang Xiaochuan said casually, "Oh, that, I'll bring it to you later."

"No, no, don't bother cousin, you delivered it yourself, I can just pick it up myself now!" Tian Tiantian said hastily.

"Now? You take it yourself?" Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback for a moment.

"Yeah!" Tian Tiantian chuckled, "I'm on my way to your house now! Just wait with my autograph!"

Tang Xiaochuan felt bad all of a sudden: "...wait a minute! I'm...a bit inconvenient today!"

"Is there any inconvenience for you? Could it be that you are here today?" Tian Tiantian didn't believe Tang Xiaochuan, "I have come here, are you willing to let your cute little cousin go for nothing?"

"Of course not, but it's really inconvenient for me today!" Tang Xiaochuan was so guilty that he even signed his name. He lost all his books, and Tao Huaian is at his house now!

"But I'm already downstairs at your house." Tian Tiantian chuckled.

Tang Xiaochuan immediately groaned: "Why are you so fast! You didn't call me until you were almost there!"

"I'm going upstairs, you wait to open the door for me."

Tang Xiaochuan immediately jumped up from the bed, not even bothering to put on his coat, and went straight to the bathroom.

The bathroom door was closed, but the lock was useless. Tang Xiaochuan stretched out his hand and pushed hard, and the door opened.

The next moment, Tang Xiaochuan met Tao Huaian, who was standing in front of the toilet and had already unzipped his one-piece pajamas.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

Tao Huaian: "..."

Tang Xiaochuan was a little flustered all of a sudden. For a moment, he didn't know whether to cover his eyes or get out first. On the contrary, Tao Huaian calmed down first. He calmly zipped up the zipper and asked Tang Xiaochuan: "What's the matter?"

Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously blurted out: "I didn't expect your underwear to match!"

Tao Huaian: "..."

Just when Tang Xiaochuan was secretly regretting, Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "Why, do you have an opinion?"

"No objection, of course I have no objection, it's so cute." Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly.

Wait, no, that's not the point!

Thinking of his purpose for rushing in, he quickly took a step forward, pointed to the bathtub that occupied two-thirds of the bathroom and said to Tao Huaian, "Put this bathtub away quickly! My cousin is coming up soon!" Tao Huai'an Forget about Huaian's luggage, at worst it can be said to be his own, but no matter how you look at it, it is impossible for him to buy it and put it in the bathroom!

"Your cousin?" Tao Huaian paused.

"I don't know why she suddenly came here on a whim," Tang Xiaochuan scratched the back of his head in distress, "It would be bad if she found out that you lived in my house, she is your brainless fan, very crazy that day kind."

Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows, but he still listened to Tang Xiaochuan's words and obediently put away the bathtub.

Tang Xiaochuan stared dumbfounded at the sight of the bathtub disappearing out of thin air. He was very curious to know the reason, but now is obviously not the time: "You should hide quickly, you can't hide in the bathroom, she might have to go to the toilet, hide in my In the closet of the room!"

"Wardrobe?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows.

Before Tao Huaian could say anything, Tang Xiaochuan grabbed his arm and pulled him into the room.

Tao Huaian paused, trying to break free from Tang Xiaochuan's hand, but for some reason, when Tang Xiaochuan's body temperature came from the skin where the two touched, he suddenly stopped struggling, and just let Tang Xiaochuan put him Pulled back to the room.

It wasn't until he returned to the room that Tang Xiaochuan realized that he was actually holding Tao Huaian's hand. When he thought of the two big men holding hands, he immediately let go of Tao Huaian's hand in embarrassment.

Tao Huai'an looked down at the place where Tang Xiaochuan had just grabbed his hand, and seemed a little lost.

While opening the closet, Tang Xiaochuan told Tao Huaian: "Don't come out for a while! No matter what happens, don't come out! Even if you need to pee urgently, you have to hold back! You can only come out when I come to open the door for you, you know?"

As soon as Tang Xiaochuan finished speaking, there was a knock on the door outside the living room, followed by Tian Tiantian's loud voice: "Tang Xiaochuan! Open the door! Tang Xiaochuan!"

Seeing Tao Huaian's frown, Tang Xiaochuan only felt his scalp go numb. He knew that he would be wronged by letting Tao Huaian hide in the closet, but he had no choice. If Tian Tiantian knew that her male god would live In his house, it's still uncertain what that crazy idiot fan will do!

"Ahem, well, I'll treat you to dinner later!" After speaking, Tang Xiaochuan reached out and pushed Tao Huaian into the closet.

This wardrobe was left by the landlord, it is big and strong, more than enough to accommodate a grown man, Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan expressionlessly, finally gave in under Tang Xiaochuan's pleading eyes, turned and went into the wardrobe.

Although the closet was huge, Tao Huaian's two long legs, which had no place to rest, could only shrink back aggrievedly. He sat in the closet with his knees hugged, and quietly looked at Tang Xiaochuan outside the closet.

"Ahem! I must treat you to dinner! Don't come out for a while!"

"Open the door! Tang Xiaochuan open the door! I know you are inside! Open the door!"

There was another knock on the door outside, Tang Xiaochuan sighed helplessly, closed the closet door, turned around and opened the door for Tian Tiantian.

As soon as he opened the door, Tian Tiantian got in immediately, and complained: "Why did you come to open the door so late, I was almost freezing to death outside! Do you know what it means to be sympathetic to the sweetheart?"

Tian Tiantian is five years younger than Tang Xiaochuan. She is still in college. She is young and beautiful. Although her personality is a bit unruly, she is lively and cheerful. She is a popular type of girl among boys. Tang Xiaochuan's single years are about to run out. It's three years old, but she has changed three or four boyfriends during college, leaving Tang Xiaochuan Shibajie behind.

Tang Xiaochuan was the last thing he could do with this little cousin. He scratched the back of his head: "I just washed up in the bathroom, and I didn't hear your knock on the door."

"Oh? Weren't you still answering my call just now?" Tian Tiantian gave Tang Xiaochuan a suspicious look.

Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes: "I went to wash up immediately after answering the phone, how could I come to see you unkempt, right?"

Tian Tiantian still had a dubious expression: "I always feel that something is weird. You don't usually pay attention to these things. When you answered my call just now, you said there was some inconvenience. What inconvenience do you have? Could it be that you Bring the wild woman back for the night?"

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched suddenly, there were no wild women, only wild men!

"How is it possible! Am I that kind of person?"

Tian Tiantian curled her lips noncommittally, and she looked around. Tang Xiaochuan's house was as small as ever. Although it was not as messy as a single man's house, it was not particularly neat. It seemed that everything was not the same as before. There is no difference.

"By the way, where is my signature?" She quickly ignored what was wrong and changed the subject.

Looking at Tian Tiantian's bright eyes, Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "Now...it's not in my hands."

"Not in your hands? What do you mean?"

"I have a friend..." Tang Xiaochuan tried his best to mobilize his brain cells, "He... is also a fan of Canghai Scholar! Because he didn't have time to attend the Canghai Scholar's reader meeting. After knowing that I got Canghai Scholar's autograph, I was very envious. Just ask me to borrow it back and observe it for a few days, and I will return it soon!"

"Your friend?" Tian Tiantian frowned, "...such a coincidence? Is it true?"

"Of course it's true. What's the benefit of me telling such a lie?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked at Tian Tiantian, "That's why I said it was inconvenient just now, and I will give it to you in person after a few days Send it to your door, why are you in such a hurry? I'm not in a hurry to ask for Qiankun's autograph, when the time comes, we'll exchange autographs for autographs."

Hearing what Tang Xiaochuan said, Tian Tiantian finally believed it a little bit. After all, she knew that Tang Xiaochuan was a fan of Qiankun Yiyi. How could she not want Qiankun Yiyi's signature, and it was a special one? If Tang Xiaochuan didn't take it at all Seeing the signature of the Canghai scholar, he wanted to be a white wolf, and he would not propose to exchange his signature for his signature.

"Okay then, send it to me as soon as you get the autograph back. I'm still waiting to take a photo and post it on Weibo." Tian Tiantian sighed helplessly.

Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose with a guilty conscience: "Well, don't worry, do you want something to drink? Seeing that your trip is in vain, at least something to drink."

"What do you want to drink?" Tian Tiantian ran over in a hurry, and of course she was a little thirsty.

Tang Xiaochuan: "...Only boiled water."

Tian Tiantian: "Then you still ask a question!"

"Ahem, otherwise I'll look for something to eat?" Tang Xiaochuan touched the tip of his nose.

"Anyway, there must be only instant noodles," Tian Tiantian rolled her eyes unfeignedly, "Forget it, boiled water is plain water, pour me a cup, my throat is dry."

Tang Xiaochuan didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief, the next moment, he lifted it up again in one breath.

I saw a huge black shadow jumping out of the room, jumping towards him happily: "Wow, woof!"

Tian Tiantian was taken aback for a moment: "Dog? Since when did you have a dog? Wait, no, why does this dog look familiar?"

As a fan of Canghai Scholar, she naturally followed Canghai Scholar's Weibo, and in Canghai Scholar's Weibo selfies, a certain stupid dog appeared quite frequently.

Tang Xiaochuan's heart skipped a beat, it's broken, why did he forget about this product!