On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

Tang Xiaochuan was shocked by his own thoughts, how could Tao Huaian look at him with that kind of eyes?He shook his head hastily, shaking this terrible thought out of his mind.

But soon, his attention was diverted by this sneak photo itself, where did this sneak photo come from?Who took it secretly?Obviously, Tao Huai'an was not recognized by fans all day today, so why were they secretly photographed?

Mingyue shines on Dajiang: Wait, should we adore someone at this time @百川归海

Merry in White Clothes: Your God Canghai actually has a boyfriend! @百川归海

Qingshan Kuanglang: But don't be sad, at least you still have us! @百川归海

Hundred Rivers Returning to the Sea: ...

Mingyue shines on Dajiang: Speaking of Baichuan, do you know what's going on?Aren't you very familiar with the Great God Canghai recently?

Merry in White Clothes: Does Canghai God really have a boyfriend?

Qingshan Kuanglang: Not to mention anything else, your boyfriend, Canghai Dashen, looks pretty good. In terms of looks alone, the two are quite a match!

Hundred Rivers Returning to the Sea: ...

Tang Xiaochuan hesitated for a while, he didn't know whether he should admit to the gay friends in the group that the person in the photo was him, although he felt that with the pissing nature of these gossip rotten men, once he really admitted, he would definitely He was ridiculed by them for a long time, but in comparison, he didn't want to hide and deceive from this group of friends who treated him sincerely, and once he told a lie, he had to bear the weight of the lie all the time until the day the lie was exposed.

After hesitating, he gritted his teeth and admitted.

Baichuan Guihai: Well, actually...

Baichuan Guihai: The person in the photo is me

The bright moon shines on the river: Damn it!

Merry in White: Damn it! !

Qingshan Kuanglang: Damn it! ! !

Baichuan Guihai: But don't think too much!I have nothing to do with Canghai Dashen, we are just ordinary friends... Also, for some reason, he is now my roommate and lives with me temporarily, so we will have dinner together, really not As you can imagine, I swear by straight male dignity!

Tang Xiaochuan was afraid that others would misunderstand, so he quickly explained.

The bright moon shines on the river: Hey!Why can't I believe it?

Merry in White: Hey!How can I not quite believe it?

Qingshan Kuanglang: Hey!You and Cang Hai have fed each other, how can you make us believe that you are just ordinary friends?

Baichuan Guihai: That is... At that time we were just joking with each other!If you think about it with your knees, you know how it is possible for real same-sex couples to show their affection in public so openly, and we have known each other for so long, can you still not feel that I am a straight man?

Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help being a little anxious.

Mingyue Zhao Dajiang: This straight man can still bend, even if you used to be, it’s hard to say now

Baichuan Guihai: Of course I am a straight man!Believe it or not, I took out the resources in my C drive and slapped you all?

Mingyue Zhao Dajiang: Haha, well, I was just joking with you, of course we believe in you, even if you really want to hug the thigh of the Great God of the Sea, you don’t want to bend yourself, that’s too risky!

Merry in White Clothes: We are all just joking +1 but Baichuan, you are so anxious, it makes us a little suspicious

Baichuan Guihai: That's because you are challenging my dignity as a straight man!

Qingshan Kuanglang: It sounds like no one in this group is straight, don't worry!Even if the whole world believes that you and the Great God of Canghai have an affair, we all believe that you are a straight man!

Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Mingyuezhao Dajiang: But having said that... Baichuan, please send me a copy of your resources, thank you

Merry in White Clothes: That's right, if you don't hair, you're not straight!Hurry up!You know my email!

Qingshan Kuanglang: Then I'll ask for a share too!

Hundred Rivers Returning to the Sea: ...

After Tang Xiaochuan finished the crisis public relations in the group, he quickly turned around and called Tao Huaian.

"Fuck! It's not good, it's not good! The big thing is not good!"

Tao Huai'an, who was lazily lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone, raised his head and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

"Someone secretly took a photo of us eating at a couple's restaurant today, and posted the photo on the Internet!" Tang Xiaochuan looked confused, "If it's just a photo of us eating together, it's fine, the key is that the person also took the photo How do you explain the photo of us feeding each other? Do ordinary friends feed each other when they eat? It’s not like they don’t have hands!”

"Someone secretly took photos of us eating in the restaurant?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows, as if a little surprised, "...how is this possible?"

Tang Xiaochuan immediately rolled his eyes: "Why is it impossible? I just said that you are so high-profile today! How could you not be recognized? Thanks to your self-confidence, look! Is the boat overturned in the gutter? I see you How to save it now! I don’t care, after all, I’m just a street-smart little transparent that no one knows about. Except for Tianya, no one knows what I look like. You are different. You became popular because of your beauty. Pretty boy writer, everyone on Weibo knows what you look like."

Tao Huaian frowned immediately.

After a while, he said calmly: "Theoretically speaking, I shouldn't be recognized by others, because I have cast a blind eye, except for you, when other mortals see me, they should see another face. "

"Then why didn't you say it earlier, it made me worry for a whole day, why on earth should I worry about this for you!" Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched. Fortunately, he has been worrying for so long today. It turns out that Tao Huaian is a good guy. plan! "...Wait, that's not right! Since you said that no one else can see your face except me, what happened to the person who took the sneak shot? How did he see your face? Could it be that you The spell has failed?"

Tao Huai'an was silent for a moment, and then said: "No mortal except you can see my face, so the person who took the sneak shot... shouldn't be a mortal."

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly took a deep breath: "So you mean...the person who took the sneak shot is the same person as you?"

Tao Huaian nodded: "Probably."

Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help being puzzled: "People like you are cultivators or demon cultivators? Why did he do this? Could it be that he has a grudge against you?"

Soon, Tang Xiaochuan thought of someone: "Could it be that guy is..."

Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "Who do you think is the person who has a grudge against me?"

Tang Xiaochuan snorted immediately: "Aren't your enemies everywhere? I've only known you for a few days, and I've seen so many of them. You are a guy who has enemies all over the world! Will you die if you don't show hatred? ? Then who do you think your enemy is? He Yuanzhou or... my male god?"

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly fell silent. Although he didn't hate Tao Huai'an as much as before during the time he met Tao Huai'an, Qian Kun Yi Yi is still the male god in his heart that no one can replace. Tao Huai'an was feuding with his male god, if the person who secretly filmed him and Tao Huai'an this time was really his male god...he refused to admit this reality.

Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan's tangled expression, lowered his eyes, paused, and said calmly, "It shouldn't be him, he's not such a boring person."

Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's that guy He Yuanzhou?" It doesn't matter who it is, it's great if it's not his male god!

Tao Huaian hummed lightly: "It should be him, and only he would be so bored to do such a thing."

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly became entangled again: "Then what should we do now? Even if we know that the person who took the sneak shot may be that guy, what should we do? If that guy has a grudge against you, we will ask him to delete the photo at night, and he will surely I don’t want to delete it either, if he is willing to give you a chance to negotiate, it’s impossible to directly post it online, and now that photo is reposted so much, deleting it suddenly will cause others’ suspicion!” He finally realized that the star How difficult is our crisis public relations!

The more Tang Xiaochuan thought about it, the more entangled he was. He was entangled and entangled. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and asked Tao Huaian: "Damn it! How did I forget such an important thing? Aren't you a cultivator? Then you must have a way! Hurry up Cast a spell to make the photo disappear on the Internet, and then cast a spell to make everyone who sees the photo lose their memory!" He is so witty!So witty that even he wanted to admire himself.

However, Tao Huaian's words shattered his fantasy: "How can it be so easy? Do you think I am a fairy?"

Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "Aren't you cultivators? Isn't your goal to become a god?"

Tao Huaian took a deep look at Tang Xiaochuan: "Our goal is to become a fairy, but we are not yet a fairy, and we are not as capable as a fairy."

Tang Xiaochuan immediately looked disappointed: "I thought you were omnipotent!" Sure enough, fantasy novels are all lies!

Tao Huaian lowered his eyes: "No one in this world is omnipotent, even gods, there are things that they can't do... But don't worry, I will definitely solve this matter, after all, it was me who started it."

"...Okay." Tang Xiaochuan nodded, and he really had no room to intervene in this matter.

At this moment, the cell phone rang suddenly, Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously touched his cell phone, and after realizing that it was not his cell phone, he silently looked at Tao Huai'an.

Tao Huaian picked up the phone and looked at the screen: "It's him."

"It's him?" Tang Xiaochuan was stunned, "He Yuanzhou?"

What is that guy calling at this time?Could it be that he wanted to threaten Tao Huaian?

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, answered the phone, and pressed the release button at the same time.

As soon as the phone was connected, there was a burst of arrogant laughter from the other end of the phone.

"Bahahahaha, Tao Huai'an! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years! Let me ask you if you're afraid?"

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched suddenly, what kind of laughter is the classic villain in this TV series going to make?

Tao Huaian paused, then said coldly, "What do you want to do?"

"Hmph, don't you know what I want to do? I just want to retaliate against you and make you pull out my most beautiful tail feathers! I want you to be ruined and never stand up again! Beautiful boy writer! Hmph! I don't know how long I have lived You are an old guy who is more than [-] years old, but you still have the nerve to call yourself a beautiful boy, how shameless you are!"

Tao Huaian retorted blankly: "You, an old goblin who has lived for who knows how many years, do you still have the nerve to call yourself Little Fresh Meat?"

He Yuanzhou choked suddenly: "Ahem, cough, cough, that's different, I need it professionally! Wait, why should I explain this to you? What I claim to be is none of your business! Anyway, give me back my tail feathers ! Even if it is not in your hands, I want you to go to heaven and earth and find it for me, otherwise, you know, hehehehe!"

Tang Xiaochuan could completely imagine the despicable face of He Yuanzhou on the phone at this moment, which made him roll his eyes.

At this moment, Tao Huaian suddenly glanced at a certain rabbit spirit, and said to He Yuanzhou on the other end of the phone: "...Your tail feather is indeed in my hand."

The rabbit spirit exploded instantly. It jumped three feet high, stretched its legs and kicked towards Tao Huai'an, but was bounced away by Tao Huai'an in mid-air.

"What?!" He Yuanzhou on the other end of the phone was instantly shocked, "Didn't you say you didn't have it? You lied to me for so many years? You bastard! Bastard! Big liar!"

Tao Huaian calmly ignored both Rabbit Jing and He Yuanzhou's fury: "If you want to take it back, you should quickly delete the photos on the Internet and solve this matter at the same time, otherwise...you understand. "

"I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand!!!" He Yuanzhou gritted his teeth and asked, "Wait! Is my tail feather really in your hands? You are not lying to me again! You are always lying to me , I will not trust you easily! I want you to prove it to me!"

"Believe it or not, believe it or not."

Tao Huaian's calm and calm attitude made He Yuanzhou, who was not convinced at all, become dubious.

"Is my tail feather really in your hands? You really didn't lie to me? If I really deleted the photo, would you really give me back the tail feather?"

Tao Huaian: "Yes."

"...Why did you suddenly become so talkative? I still think you are lying to me!" He Yuanzhou was skeptical.

This time Tao Huaian didn't reply him, and hung up the phone directly.

"That's it?" Tang Xiaochuan blinked, "It's that simple?"

Tao Huaian nodded.

"Is that guy really going to do what you say?"

Tao Huaian smiled lightly and said, "The tail feather is his deathbed."

A certain rabbit spirit who had been silent for a long time suddenly exploded: "You bastard iron eater! You betrayed me! The beautiful tail feathers are mine! It's mine! I won't let that little peacock take it away!"

"It's not robbery, it's called returning things to their original owners." Tao Huaian corrected.

The Rabbit Essence choked for a moment, but soon it argued arrogantly: "I don't care! If I pick it up, it's mine! It's mine!"

"You can take it, and exchange it with yourself," Tao Huaian said calmly, "You probably don't know that the most beautiful tail feather of the peacock clan is a token of love for their future partners. Right? If you take away the tail feathers of that wild chicken, then you will be his daughter-in-law."

Rabbit Spirit: "..."

The atmosphere suddenly fell into an embarrassing silence.

One minute later, Rabbit Jing said dumbfounded: "There is still such a broken rule? How could I know!"

"Then you know now," Tao Huai'an raised his eyebrows, "You can choose yourself, do you plan to return the tail feathers to the free-range chicken, or do you want to give the free-range chicken a wife?"

"I don't choose either!"

"Then it's up to you," Tao Huaian said coolly, "I'll tell that wild chicken that his tail feathers are in your hands when I turn around, guess what he'll do?"

The rabbit spirit who used the same reason to deceive Tao Huai'an: "..."

He dug a pit to trap others, but ended up trapping himself!

He struggled painfully in the pit for most of the day, and finally confessed in a dejected way: "...Okay."

Tang Xiaochuan looked at the rabbit's pitiful look with its ears hanging down, and suddenly his heart softened. He reached out and stroked the rabbit's fur, and at the same time gave Tao Huaian a look: "Why are you so fierce?"

The rabbit spirit immediately shook his ears, and gently rubbed Tang Xiaochuan's hand, looking aggrieved.

Tao Huaian sneered.

"Wait! I have a condition!" Rabbit Spirit suddenly snorted.

"You are rabbit meat for a knife, and you still dare to negotiate terms?" Tao Huaian said lightly.

"I don't care! I'm going to make a condition. If you don't satisfy me, I'll run away at worst. When I run away, that little peacock is going to trouble you!" The rabbit spirit jumped up and kicked Tao Huaian.

Tao Huaian dodged back: "You said, as for whether we will do it or not, that is another matter."

"I want you to be my master and take care of me for the rest of my life."

Rabbit Spirit suddenly said to Tang Xiaochuan seriously.

Tang Xiaochuan froze for a moment, before he could speak, Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and spoke first: "Don't talk about it."

Rabbit spirit snorted: "It's none of your business! Why do you refuse for him?"

"His business is my business," Tao Huaian said in an unquestionable tone, "and I suspect that you have bad intentions."

"Why do I have bad intentions?" Rabbit Jing stared.

"Your original master was a high-ranking monk, but he is just an ordinary mortal. I can't understand the change in the way you choose the master." Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, then at Rabbit Spirit, "Unless you have something wrong known purpose."

"You also know that he is just an ordinary person, what purpose can I have?" Rabbit Spirit said, "I'm just...just..."

Tao Huaian frowned slightly: "Just what?"

Rabbit spirit twitched a bit: "My old lady just likes him!"

Tang Xiaochuan subconsciously covered his chest with his hands: "I'm sorry! Men and men are different! Shemale has different ways!"

"It's not that kind of liking!" Rabbit Jing shook his ears, "My liking for you...for example, it's like I like eating hot pot!"

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched: "Hot pot?"

"Staying with you makes me feel very comfortable. It's like meeting a freshly cooked hot pot when I'm hungry..." Rabbit Jing said seriously, "When I first saw you, I wanted to You are my master, but at that time I was being chased and killed, and I was afraid of hurting you, so I had to leave alone... So after I finish solving the people who chased me, I will come back to you immediately!"

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

He was in a bad mood. For the first time in his life, he was confessed that the other party was not a girl, or even a person, but a rabbit!

...is still a male rabbit, life is bleak!

Tang Xiaochuan scratched his face: "If you want, you can live in my house. Anyway, my house has already raised so many small animals, and you are not bad. I also like little rabbits... But, your whole life It's too long, and my life is too short. I can't take care of you forever. I heard that your previous master was a high-level monk, so he should have lived for a long, long time. If such powerful people are dead, let alone me , you have already lost one master, so the next master should find someone who can live longer and take care of you longer."

"I'll talk about it later," Rabbit Spirit snorted, "Anyway, I want you to be my master right now."

Tang Xiaochuan smiled: "That's no problem, I also like little rabbits."

"Then it's settled!" Rabbit Jing rubbed Tang Xiaochuan's calf contentedly.

"Meow!" Tang Xiaohei pounced on the Rabbit Jing while blowing his fur, and the cat and the rabbit started fighting again, while Tao Xiaobai watched carefully from the sidelines, after all, it couldn't beat anyone.

Tang Xiaochuan turned his head to look at Tao Huai'an, only to find that Tao Huai'an lowered his eyes, as if he was thinking about something.

"What's wrong? What are you thinking?"

Tao Huaian looked up at Tang Xiaochuan, paused, and said, "I'm thinking about what you said just now... Your life is too long, while mine is too short."

Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose: "What's wrong with this sentence?"

"It's nothing, I was just thinking, mortals are so fragile..."

Tang Xiaochuan shrugged: "Originally, in your opinion, mortals are pitiful and fragile like ants, as if they can be trampled to death with one foot... But I think it's good to be a mortal, if you are like you, although You can live for such a long time, but it’s so boring to practice and practice every day.”

Tao Huaian was a little surprised, he took a deep look at Tang Xiaochuan: "Even if you were given a chance, would you rather not be a cultivator, but a mortal?"

Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "What's the point of such an impossible hypothesis... But I really just want to be a mortal. Although I occasionally have fantasies of seeking Taoism and becoming a fairy, YY is just YY after all. That opportunity was in front of me, and I chose to be an ordinary person."

Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan, but said nothing.

Tang Xiaochuan blinked at Tao Huai'an: "If you have a chance to meet my grandson or something in the future, remember to praise their grandpa for me."

Tao Huai'an was silent for a while, before he said with a half-smile: "First of all, you must have a girlfriend."

The corners of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched immediately: "How do you know that I can't find a girlfriend? If I'm lucky, I will find one?"

Tao Huai'an raised his eyebrows: "Instead of gambling on illusory luck, why not...find a boyfriend?"

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

He has lived for more than [-] years and has never received a confession from a girl. He should have received two confessions in one day today, right?

It doesn't matter if the two confession objects are not human beings, they are both public!

Could it be that even Tian wanted him to stir up trouble?