On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View

No matter how much Tang Xiaochuan crazily complains about a certain grass goldfish in his heart, at this moment, he has to face the reality - there is a huge grass goldfish lying in front of him, which is obviously unreasonable, while outside the door is a group of tigers watching People who eat melons.

He glared at a certain grass goldfish fiercely, "It's fine if you say you're a genius, but you've grown to such a big size, it's fine if you grow up to this size, you can climb stairs, it's fine if you can climb stairs, you're still Be seen! ... I don't know how many people saw the scene where this grass goldfish climbed the stairs and then turned around and entered his house. He didn't want to become famous overnight in this way!

But fortunately, Tang Xiaochuan is no longer the Tang Xiaochuan he was before. He quickly turned to Tao Huaian: "Don't you have a magic weapon like a storage bag? Hide that guy quickly!"

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan: "The storage bag cannot contain living things."

Tang Xiaochuan was dumbfounded: "...Then what should we do? Do we have to kill it first?" His house is so small, there is no way to hide things, let alone such a big fish that is bigger than a bathtub!

As soon as Tang Xiaochuan finished speaking, the grass goldfish in the bathroom immediately writhed crazily, like a live fish that had fallen into a frying pan, struggling to death, very pitiful.

"Just make it smaller." Tao Huaian said calmly.

The grass goldfish twitched for a while before saying weakly: "I...wouldn't..."

Tang Xiaochuan didn't expect that this grass goldfish has maintained such a huge size just because it won't get smaller, and he was a little speechless.

"Let me come," Tao Huaian said to Tang Xiaochuan, "Go find a fish tank."

Tang Xiaochuan nodded, and went to look for a fish tank while Tao Huaian was working, but because of raising Tang Xiaohei, he had never raised any fish at home, and of course he couldn't find any fish tank, but the knocker outside the living room But the sound of the door became louder and more urgent. The group of people outside the door obviously couldn't wait any longer, and some people suggested to knock on the door.

Tang Xiaochuan was in a hurry, so he just grabbed a container for things and filled some water into the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Tao Huaian calmly grabbed a fish with his bare hands. It was the huge grass goldfish just now. After shrinking, the grass goldfish looked no different from ordinary fish, except that it could speak human words .

"let me go……"

"You are not allowed to talk for a while!" Tang Xiaochuan glared at it, "If someone finds out that you are not an ordinary fish, be careful to be caught and dissected and sliced ​​for research!"

The grass goldfish flinched immediately.

Tang Xiaochuan grabbed the grass goldfish and threw it into the container, then turned around and opened the door for the melon-eating crowd who were ready to knock on the door.

"There are so many of you...what's the matter?" Tang Xiaochuan immediately started to show his acting skills the moment he opened the door, pretending to be dazed and ignorant.

"Xiao Tang!" A middle-aged woman squeezed in a step forward. She is a neighbor who lives across from Tang Xiaochuan, so she knows Tang Xiaochuan. She is usually very gossip and often chats with other aunts in the building. You She's parents are short-tempered, she rolled her eyes, and quickly scanned the living room of Tang Xiaochuan's house, "Just now my husband said that he saw a big fish climbed up the stairs, and then got into your house!"

"That's right!" A middle-aged man immediately opened his arms and gestured, "Such a big fish! I have never seen such a big fish in my life for more than forty years!"

Other people outside the door immediately started discussing: "How could there be such a big fish! You must be drunk and misread!"

"Is there such a big fish, let's go in and have a look?" Some people also offered support to the middle-aged man.

"If there is such a big fish, it must be the king of fish! Xiao Tang, you can't monopolize it! Anyone who sees it will have a share! We must each have a share!"

Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes and began to play dumb: "How could there be such a big fish? This is not a TV series. I haven't seen any big fish and fish kings."

"Xiao Tang, we have been neighbors for so many years, we can't hide good things! We must share them!" said the aunt who lived across from Tang Xiaochuan immediately.

Tang Xiaochuan shrugged: "I really didn't lie to you. If you didn't see it, you didn't see it. If you don't believe me, come in and see for yourself."

The others were waiting for Tang Xiaochuan's words. Seeing Tang Xiaochuan speak, they immediately swarmed up and searched around Tang Xiaochuan's house. Tang Xiaochuan watched them search the kitchen, living room and balcony silently with folded arms. He snorted in his heart, just search!If I find it, I lose!

"what!"

At this moment, there was a scream in the room, and when the other people heard the noise, they immediately rushed over together. The neighbor's aunt who was lying on the floor and searching under the sofa quickly got up, and she looked at it triumphantly. He glanced at Tang Xiaochuan, and followed the crowd towards the room.

Tang Xiaochuan touched his nose and moved over curiously.

Everyone originally thought that there was a big fish in the room, but they rushed to the door of the room to have a look, only to see a big dog, and they were speechless for a while. After the husband of the neighbor's aunt was disappointed, he also began to scold the screaming person— —His son, a brat about seven or eight years old: "What are you talking about!"

The bear boy looked terrified: "Dog! What a big dog!"

"What's so scary about dogs!" the middle-aged man reprimanded.

As soon as he finished speaking, Tao Xiaobai barked immediately, as if he wanted to express: I'm super fierce!very scary!

The middle-aged man was really taken aback. After realizing it, he cursed and twisted his son's ears and walked out of the room.

Others glanced at the room, and there seemed to be nothing special except for a big dog, a cat, a rabbit and a fish. At first, the fish in a big bowl made them look twice more. Eyes, but that fish is just an ordinary fish except that it is a little fatter than other fish. How could it be the king fish they are looking for?

A young girl who obviously just came to join in the fun asked Tang Xiaochuan with interest: "Why do you raise so many small animals? Don't they know how to fight? What if they fight?"

Tang Xiaochuan rubbed his nose: "I know how to fight, if they fight...then I'll fight."

The girl laughed immediately: "Then can you hold it? This dog is really big! And it's so fat! But your cat is also very fat, so are your rabbits, and so are your fish. Why are they so fat? Fat, it seems that you are well-fed."

Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "Of course, I'm an expert at keeping pets."

"Can't cats catch fish to eat?" the girl asked curiously.

"...My Xiaohei is so good, if he can't do it, he just needs a beating." Tang Xiaochuan said jokingly.

"Why do you keep your fish in a bowl? Aren't bowls for eating?"

Tang Xiaochuan said seriously: "Born in sorrow and dying in peace, I am cultivating its sense of hardship, so that it knows that life cannot be too comfortable, and if it is too comfortable, it can only be eaten by me."

The girl suddenly laughed wildly.

After the two talked and laughed a few words, the other people's search tasks were also over. After all, Tang Xiaochuan's home was really small, and it was clear at a glance that they couldn't hide anything at all. They had to believe that Tang Xiaochuan's home was really There are no super big fish.

The disappointed crowd began to complain about the middle-aged man: "There is no fish king at all, you just got drunk and misread it! Go back and wake up!"

The middle-aged man was still insisting: "I'm really not mistaken! There is really such a big fish! I saw it climb the stairs with my own eyes!"

"It's okay to have such a big fish, but such a big fish can still climb stairs? You're just talking nonsense! It's boring! Go back and watch TV!"

"It's gone, I won't believe your nonsense next time!"

After the melon-eaters left, Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief, no wonder others said that the potential of human beings is unlimited, without the experience just now, he didn't know that his acting skills could be so good!It's like a movie star!

After silently praising himself, he turned and went back to the room, but just as he entered the door, he saw Tang Xiaohei lying on the edge of the big bowl he just picked up from the kitchen, stretching out his claws to pick up the grass at the bottom of the bowl Goldfish, and a certain grass goldfish shivered at the bottom of the bowl, like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied and molested by local hooligans.

"Tang Xiaohei! What are you doing?" Tang Xiaochuan hurriedly stepped forward to hold Tang Xiaohei back, Tang Xiaohei scratched him unhappily, trying to express his strong desire to eat fish.

"Okay, okay, I'll get you a fish tonight," Tang Xiaochuan comforted Tang Xiaohei, "This fish can't be eaten, it's too stupid, it will make you stupid if you eat it."

Hearing that there were fish to eat at night, Tang Xiaohei reluctantly let go of the trembling grass goldfish, and a certain grass goldfish that had escaped the catastrophe patted its chest with its pectoral fin, and suddenly the whole fish froze Li: It seems that something is wrong...

Although the human was helping it just now, it always felt like something was wrong.

Tang Xiaochuan glanced at Tang Xiaohei, then at Tao Xiaobai Rabbit Goldfish, and suddenly discovered something. It seems that his Tang Xiaohei is at the top of the family's food chain...

At this moment, Tao Huai'an, who had been hiding somewhere just now, suddenly appeared. He sat on the computer chair and looked up at Tang Xiaochuan. Although he was looking up, he gave Tang Xiaochuan a condescending attitude from top to bottom. overlooking his delusion.

Tao Huaian leaned back on the back of the chair, crossed his legs, and looked at Tang Xiaochuan with raised eyebrows: "So you like the girl just now."

Tang Xiaochuan was shocked by Tao Huaian's silent aura, and he blinked: "Ah? You mean that girl just now?"

Tao Huaian narrowed his eyes slightly: "You guys seem to be having a good chat."

"It's okay," Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly, "Why do you suddenly ask this?"

"She looks very cute." Tao Huaian said lightly.

"It's okay..." Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes inexplicably, but he didn't even pay much attention to what the girl looked like just now.

Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows, but his eyes were extremely serious: "You like it?"

Tang Xiaochuan almost choked on his own saliva: "It's just a meeting, this is not a story of love at first sight!" At least half of the houses in this building are rented out, and many of them have changed tenants Oh, the girl just now was a bit unfamiliar, probably a new tenant who just moved here not long ago.

"And why are you asking this question for no reason?" Tang Xiaochuan was a little flustered by Tao Huai'an's rarely serious eyes. After all, he had rarely seen Tao Huai'an's expression before, "...it's really inexplicable."

Tao Huai'an stared at Tang Xiaochuan for a long time, then fell silent for a moment, and said lightly, "I just want to remind you."

"Remind me what?" Tang Xiaochuan was puzzled.

Tao Huaian took a deep look at Tang Xiaochuan and said, "According to our agreement, there are still two days left."

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

After a while, he couldn't help blinking: "Is there any relationship between these two?"

"Yes," Tao Huaian said calmly, "If you have someone you like, it's a mental affair, and it's very irresponsible to me and her."

The corner of Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched: "We're just simulating love, and we're not really together, so why did we have an affair? And who said that if you have someone you like, you can be with her? What if someone doesn't like her?" What about me?" Tao Huai'an is a writer at the level of a master, why can't a writer of novels even talk about basic logic?

Tao Huaian pursed his lips: "... Anyway, this is not good."

The two fell into silence at the same time, and the atmosphere seemed a little awkward.

Tang Xiaochuan laughed dryly: "Don't do this, it's like being jealous, I'm not your girlfriend!"

He originally wanted to make a joke to resolve the awkward atmosphere, but after blurting out this sentence, he suddenly found that the atmosphere seemed to have become even more awkward.

He originally thought that Tao Huaian would sneer and retort, "How could I be jealous of you, and I don't like men", but Tao Huaian didn't refute immediately, but fell silent thoughtfully.

Wait, why is Tao Huaian silent?

Why are you silent? !

Such a reaction embarrasses him!

In order to prevent the atmosphere from becoming more awkward and strange, Tang Xiaochuan quickly explained to Tao Huaian with a dry smile: "How could you be jealous? You don't like men, right? So I said, don't keep saying strange things, This is really weird!"

Tao Huaian glanced at Tang Xiaochuan thoughtfully, but said nothing.

Tang Xiaochuan, who did not get Tao Huaian's approval, touched his nose in embarrassment, and asked again: "... right?"

Tao Huaian was silent for a while, then nodded: "Oh."

oh?Oh what do you mean?In short, take it as Tao Huai'an agreeing with his point of view!

Tang Xiaochuan breathed a sigh of relief, but Tao Huaian's intriguing attitude still made him a little flustered, and he quickly found an excuse to run away: "I'm hungry, I'm going to cook something to eat."

Before Tao Huaian could say anything more, he turned around and left.

Tang Xiaochuan walked into the kitchen with a heavy heart, took out a bag of quick-frozen dumplings from the refrigerator, and started to heat it up.

While waiting for the heating to complete, he couldn't help but took out his mobile phone, planning to ask for help online.

Baichuan Guihai: Is there anyone?

The bright moon shines on the river: Damn it!It turned out to be Baichuan!Live Baichuan!

Baichuan Guihai: Yes, I am alive, I am not dead after all

Mingyuezhao Dajiang: I thought that after you and the God of Canghai became good friends, you married into a wealthy family and became a noble lady, and you didn't bother to play with us poor friends in the past

Baichuan Guihai: Don't make trouble, what good things can happen between me and him

Merry in White Clothes: I heard that you are going to be on the show with Cang Hai Da Shen?After the sneak photo came out, many people said that you were hyping the program to promote it. Why didn't you hear it before?

Baichuan Guihai: It’s a long story, but it’s not what you imagined

Qingshan Kuanglang: Baichuan, you can do it!If you debut, remember to help us promote it!Don't forget the rich and the rich!

Baichuan Guihai: ...don't be kidding, Canghai God looks like that and hasn't made his debut yet

Mingyue shines on Dajiang: Some people say that Canghai God plans to move to the entertainment industry, so he wants to make his debut through that show, and his analysis is sound, but didn't Canghai God say before that he doesn't plan to enter any entertainment circle?

Baichuan Guihai: He really doesn’t plan to enter the entertainment industry, he just played for fun on the last show

Merry in White Clothes: Did you play the last show?The God of Canghai is really capricious!If I had his looks, I would still write novels, I would definitely debut in the entertainment industry, earn enough money to make my hands cramp, and have tens of millions of female fans!

Qingshan Kuanglang: Being a celebrity makes more money than writing novels. If I were the master of the sea, I would enter the entertainment industry. Although the master of the sea is not short of money at all, no one would think too much of money. Of course, the more the better !

Mingyue shines on Dajiang: Then Baichuan, will you be on that show with Canghai God?

Baichuan Guihai: I still want to ask you for help with this problem!Canghai Dashen asked me before if I want to be on the show with him, I said I would think about it

The bright moon shines on the river: Damn it!What is there to consider!Of course I agree!How could you not take such a good opportunity?In case you were on that show and became popular overnight, you debuted and entered the entertainment circle in minutes!

Merry in White Clothes: Don't think about it!let's go!If you become popular, debut and become a big star, maybe you can find someone to adapt your novel into a TV series, and then play the leading role yourself!How cool it is to play the protagonist of your own novel!

Qingshan Kuanglang: Let's go!Pikachu!

Baichuan Guihai: It’s not as easy as you say, and I don’t want to debut as a star. In fact, I don’t care if it’s just a show. The problem is that you all know what it is. It’s a same-sex reality show. !It’s fine if the show isn’t popular, but if it becomes popular and many people watch it, won’t many people misunderstand me as a gay?

The bright moon shines on the river: the god of the sea is not afraid, what are you afraid of?

Merry in White: Exactly!In recent years, there have been so many same-sex movies and TV shows, how many stars have been treated as gay?Unless they are what they are, is it okay if you are not afraid of crooked shadows?

Qingshan Kuanglang: Most of the same-sex movies and TV shows are straight men, only real gays will avoid suspicion!

Baichuan Guihai: ...Really?

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly fell into deep thought. If it was like what Mingyue Zhao Dajiang said, would it make him seem a little guilty if he pushes back and forth again?

The bright moon shines on Oe: Of course!Yes yes, no no no!The real can not be fake, the fake can not be real!You are upright, no one will doubt you at all!

Merry in White: Go straight!What if it turns red?Even if you don't enter the entertainment industry, your pseudonym will be much more famous!

Qingshan Kuanglang: Are you afraid of something?

Tang Xiaochuan was hesitant once again, to participate in a same-sex reality love show, in addition to being afraid of incurring rumors and rumors, what he was more afraid of was... What if he really bends over?

In fact, he was not timid at all, mainly because when Tao Huaian asked him if he had a crush on that girl just now, he suddenly realized one thing, that is, he actually had a little feeling for that girl nothing.

This is not a big deal at all, after all, even the most horny single dog can't just have a good impression of any opposite sex on the street, but the problem is that he found that not only did he have no feelings for that girl, but even the other girl's He didn't pay attention to her appearance, and it wasn't until Tao Huaian asked him that he remembered that the girl should actually look pretty good.

That's a pretty scary thing to do for a straight guy who used to scrutinize beautiful women he passed by on the street.

In the past, Tang Xiaochuan was no different from most straight men who liked to stare at beautiful girls. Maybe it was because of his personality. Compared with those straight men who boldly and straightforwardly stared at the breasts and thighs of beautiful women, Tang Xiaochuan was a little more reserved. , he may be a little restrained when he looks at girls, but in fact there is no essential difference between him and other straight men, and he is not ashamed, after all, everyone has a love for beauty.

That's why he has always believed that he is a straight man with a straight personality. Although he doesn't have straight man cancer, he is indeed a pure straight man.

It wasn't until just now that Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realized that he didn't pay attention to the girl around him as much as before, especially on the premise that the girl was not bad, and after thinking about it carefully, he found that this phenomenon was not an exception. He obviously went out all day today, and he should have passed many beautiful girls on the street, but at this moment, he couldn't remember any of them.

Tang Xiaochuan suddenly panicked.

He tried hard to think of the beauties he had seen today, but after thinking about it for a long time... the face of Tao Huaian slowly emerged in his mind.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

What the hell!

It's over, it's over, it's over!

He quickly shook his head and shook Tao Huai'an's face out of his mind. Although Tao Huai'an was indeed a beauty, that guy was a man!With a handle!Is there no mother?

Tang Xiaochuan thought hard for a long time, but he found silently that yes, there were, but even if he had a mother...he didn't seem to be as good-looking as Tao Huai'an.

Tang Xiaochuan: "..."

He felt as if something in his heart was broken to the ground.