On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View
Chapter 51 Hehehehe
Of course, Tang Xiaochuan couldn't be so narcissistic that the owner of the coffee shop really fell in love with him at first sight. Like everyone's first reaction, he froze for a moment and asked curiously: "Have we met before?"
He was a little puzzled, for a handsome guy like this coffee shop owner, if the two of them had met before, he would have no reason not to remember, but in fact he stared at the coffee shop owner's face for a long time, Still not impressed at all.
The coffee shop owner stared at Tang Xiaochuan for a long time, and something seemed to flash in his eyes, but it was fleeting and unpredictable. After a while, he smiled and shook his head: "...I haven't seen it before."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "Have you really never seen it?"
He didn't have a memory of the coffee shop owner in his mind, but judging from the coffee shop owner's reaction, it didn't look like they had never met before.
"Do you have any impression of me?" The cafe owner smiled softly.
Tang Xiaochuan shook his head honestly: "I have no impression."
"That's why I haven't met before," the coffee shop owner smiled slightly. "This is our first meeting. Hello, my name is Gongsun Shu, and my surname is Gongsun. I'm the one who narrates."
"Your surname is Gongsun? You still have such an ancient compound surname?" Tang Xiaochuan scratched his head and began to introduce himself, "Hello, my name is Tang Xiaochuan, Tang from the Tang Dynasty, the ever-flowing Sichuan."
"...Tang Xiaochuan," the coffee shop owner repeated the name in a low voice, and then smiled, "Not a bad name."
Tang Xiaochuan has never been praised by others at such a young age. If he didn't know that his name is very common and nothing special, he would almost believe it, but after being praised, he still rubbed his nose in embarrassment: " Thanks."
Tao Huai'an on the side watched the interaction between the two with cold eyes. After they successfully exchanged names, he finally said calmly: "This guy is a fortune in the universe."
Tang Xiaochuan suddenly showed surprise. Although he was a little skeptical at the beginning, he was still not sure before he got the certification. After all, in his imagination, Qiankun Yiyi should be a middle-aged man with ordinary looks or a little older After all, Qian Kun's novel seems to have accumulated the wisdom of reading all kinds of life, and it is not at all like the words written by this young man who seems to be in his early twenties...
And his male god looks much better than he imagined, right? !
Tang Xiaochuan asked Gongsunshu a little dizzily, "Are you a fortune?"
Gongsun Shu smiled slightly: "That's right, I am a stroke of heaven and earth... Have you read my novels?"
Tang Xiaochuan's face turned red immediately: "Well! I'm your brainless fan! I really like reading your novels, I have read every one of your novels, and I like every one of them very much. Every time I read you When reading novels, I felt as if I followed you all over the mountains, rivers and rivers, and read all the world's scenery, especially immersive..."
Gongsun Shu was silent for a while, and then smiled gently: "Someone once said the same thing as you...I really miss it."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked and asked curiously, "Oh? Who is it?"
Gongsun Shu raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"
Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin: "It should be someone who is very important to you. You smiled very softly just now. Could it be your girlfriend?"
Gongsun Shu paused, shook his head and chuckled, "He's my best friend ever."
Tang Xiaochuan sensitively grasped a key word: "Ever?"
Gongsun Shu was silent for a while, and then sighed with a light smile: "I did something wrong later... We broke off the relationship. In today's words, it is the end of our friendship."
Tang Xiaochuan looked at Gongsun Shu's dazed expression, and for a moment didn't know how to comfort his male god, so he could only say clumsily: "Well, if you know your mistakes, you can make it better. You can go back and make up for it..."
"Okay," Tao Huai'an interrupted the conversation between the two of them lightly, "it's time to get down to business."
Only then did Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realize that today they came to find someone to save their lives, and now is not the time to talk about other things. He quickly stopped the original topic and threw a guilty plea at Shi Youjia After a small look, he finally cut to the point.
"...That's the way it is, can you help us?" Tang Xiaochuan looked at Gongsun Shu and asked seriously, "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, please!"
Gongsun Shu didn't answer Tang Xiaochuan's question right away, he glanced at Shi Youjia who was in mid-air with a worried face, then turned his head to look at Tang Xiaochuan and smiled: "Don't worry, sit down and try my new cake. "
"I have to be anxious!" Tang Xiaochuan frowned, "What if his body starts to rot in a few days? At that time, Da Luo Jinxian will not be able to save him!"
Tao Huaian looked at Gongsun Shu, and said calmly, "Or, what conditions do you have?"
"Conditions?" Gongsun Shu smiled gently, "Then I have to think about it."
"If you are willing to do us this favor," Tao Huai'an was silent for a moment, and then he looked at Gongsun Shu and said word by word, "then our previous grievances can be written off."
Gongsun Shu's eyes suddenly showed a trace of surprise: "...just for a mortal?"
Tao Huaian said coldly, "Yes."
Tang Xiaochuan quickly said: "If you want me to do something, I can do it too!"
Although he didn't know the specific grievances between Tao Huaian and Gongsun Shu, Shi Youjia was his friend after all, and it was because of him that Tao Huaian came to ask someone who had a grievance with him for help. Gongsun Shu's conditions, and he doesn't have to do anything, it's too unfair.
"Then I have to think about it."
Gongsun Shu made a thought, and a second later, he smiled with a warm smile like a spring breeze: "Then you can help me taste my new cake, and comment on it by the way."
Tang Xiaochuan's eyes widened immediately: "Is it that simple?"
Gongsun Shu smiled: "Well, it's that simple."
"No problem!" Tang Xiaochuan immediately patted his chest to reassure him. He thought that Gongsun Shu would give him some problems, but it turned out that it was just such a simple request.
"As for you..." Gongsun Shu looked at Tao Huai'an again, paused, and smiled, "I'm going on a long trip in a few days, so you can help me raise birds."
"Help you raise birds?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you afraid that I'll cut off all the feathers of your birds?"
"Are you begging for help?" Gongsun Shu chuckled.
Tao Huaian paused, and then said coldly: "Okay, I can help you raise it for a few days temporarily, but you'd better warn it, if it dares to mess up my house, I don't mind extra meals."
"I will warn it well." Gongsun Shu smiled slightly.
Seeing that Gongsun Shu and Tao Huai'an seemed to have reached an agreement, Tang Xiaochuan secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He quietly made a victory gesture towards Shi Youjia who was in mid-air, then pulled out a chair and sat down, and began to taste Gongsun Shu. Describe the cake you just made.
"How does it taste?" Gongsun Shu asked with a smile as he watched Tang Xiaochuan bite off his bulging cheeks.
Tang Xiaochuan's eyes lit up with the soft and sweet cake in his mouth: "It's delicious!"
"Will it be too sweet?" Gongsun Shu continued to ask with a smile.
"The sweetness is just right! It's sweet but not greasy at all!" Tang Xiaochuan looked at Gongsun Shu with glowing eyes, "Did you really make this yourself? You made it yourself? It's amazing!"
Gongsun Shu smiled and nodded: "I also made the coffee, you can try it, but be careful that it's hot."
So Tang Xiaochuan quickly picked up the coffee on the side, pecked at it, and said with emotion: "You are really amazing! Not only is the novel well written, you can actually make cakes, and you are so handsome..." This character set is too Su!
"By the way, you also opened this coffee shop?"
Gongsun Shu nodded: "I opened this coffee shop. When there are many customers, I will help make coffee. When there are few customers, I will find a corner to sit and read a book or write a novel."
Tang Xiaochuan looked forward to it: "It is simply my ideal life!"
He took a sip of coffee and a cake, and quickly finished both things. Gongsun Shu smiled: "Do you want more? I just made a lot of cakes."
Tang Xiaochuan immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
Gongsun Shu glanced at the expressionless Tao Huai'an next to Tang Xiaochuan, and asked with a smile, "What about you?"
Tao Huaian rejected it expressionlessly: "No need, I don't like this."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked, Tao Huaian, didn't he like sweets before?However, after he glanced at Tao Huaian's expression, he silently swallowed the question back to his stomach.
When Gongsun Shu came out with the packed cake, the arrogant Huang Mao was still behind him.
Huangmao had a stinky expression, with a reluctant expression on his face, and he was still holding a small fluffy thing in his hand.
Tang Xiaochuan took a closer look and found that it was a little gray hamster, round and fluffy, very cute, but his eyes were closed.
"This is Xiao Huang, my budgerigar." Gongsun Shu smiled and introduced the yellow-haired bird next to him. "It's a little irritable and talkative, but it's still cute... This is Xiao Huang's. Pet, Xiao Zi, it’s a purple barn, went there two days ago, Xiao Huang has been reluctant to bury it, if your friend wants to have a body for a while, you can use Xiao Zi’s body first.”
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
There were so many slots that he didn't know where to start.
This yellow-haired waiter is actually Gongsun Shu's pet?So the bird that Gongsun Shu mentioned just now was him?
A pet actually keeps pets?Budgerigar's pet is actually a hamster?
"Your friend's body is dead. To bring his soul back to his body, we can only warm and nourish his body, repair his meridians and viscera," Gongsun Shu said softly, "It will probably take a while. For a while, I can only temporarily wrong your friend to stay in the hamster's body, after all, it's hard to find a person who just died not long ago and has no rejection, so don't be disgusted."
"What's so disgusting about him, Xiao Zi is so cute!" Huang Mao was very dissatisfied, obviously he didn't want to lend Xiao Zi's body, but at this moment he had to obey the master's order.
Shi Youjia, who was floating in the air, glanced hesitantly at Gongsun Shu, then at the little hamster in Huangmao's hand, and nodded hesitantly after a long time: "Okay."
Shi Youjia floated towards the little hamster in Huangmao's hand with a tangled expression. The next moment, the little hamster, whose eyes were closed, suddenly opened its round black bean eyes, and looked at everything in front of it blankly and ignorantly.
"Xiao Zi..." Huang Mao was pleasantly surprised for less than a second, and soon remembered that this Xiao Zi was not that Xiao Zi, and was immediately disappointed again.
Tang Xiaochuan curiously approached Huang Mao, and poked the little hamster in his hand: "How do you feel?"
Although this little purple is not that little purple, but when his pet was poked, Huang Mao still raised his head and gave Tang Xiaochuan a dissatisfied look, but when he found out that it was Tang Xiaochuan, his face turned red again.
Shi Youjia, who saw the world through hamster vision for the first time, took a while to adapt, and then tremblingly tried to stand up from the yellow-haired hands with two short legs, but it is not a human anymore, walking upright is still a bit for it Difficulty, in the next second, it fell on its back.
Tang Xiaochuan immediately laughed unceremoniously: "Hey, Shi Youjia, you look so stupid and cute now. You might become popular when you post it on Weibo. You didn't become an Internet celebrity when you were a human. Do you want to consider becoming an Internet celebrity now? Hamster? Maybe he can make his debut!"
The hamster raised its head and glared at Tang Xiaochuan, but soon its small black bean eyes became dull.
"What's wrong?" Tang Xiaochuan poked the little hamster's forehead, "Did the computer crash?"
The little hamster flinched a bit, then stretched out its paw carefully to hug Tang Xiaochuan's finger: "Tang Xiaochuan, I suddenly found...you look like...a kind of indescribable feeling...Anyway, I really want to Close to you, why didn't I find out before?"
Tang Xiaochuan was silent for a while, then suddenly thought: "...Could it be that the hamster you possess is a gay rat?"
Huangmao immediately exploded: "My Xiaozi is a female hamster!"
The little hamster was stunned for a moment, and then frowned: "Fuck? Female hamster! Then I'm not ballsless now! My balls..."
"What kind of balls does the female hamster want?" Tang Xiaochuan chuckled, "It's just right, you can experience the beauty of a 'girl' body~"
The little hamster's eyes were empty: "..."
At this moment, Gongsun Shu smiled slightly: "I'm going on a long trip soon, Xiao Huang will trouble you to take care of me."
Huang Mao muttered dissatisfiedly: "Where do I need others to take care of me? I can take care of myself, and what about the coffee shop? Is it always closed? And it's not like you can't take me there!"
"We don't need to rely on coffee shops to make money. This trip is quite dangerous. If you follow me, you will only hinder me." Gongsun Shu looked at Huang Mao and raised his eyebrows, "If I don't look at you for a day, you won't know What trouble do you want to cause, I don't want to find that you have been stewed and eaten when I come back."
"Who dares to stew me?" Huang Mao, who was despised by his fighting power, snorted depressingly.
Gongsun Shu flicked Huang Mao's head, then turned his head to look at Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian with a smile: "Then I will leave him to you, and I will take your friend's body with me to help him recover and wait for your friend's recovery." When the body recovers, I'm almost back."
"Okay!" Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "When the time comes, we will hand over the man and the bird."
Gongsun Shu was obviously amused by Tang Xiaochuan's statement, he smiled lightly: "Well, then it's settled."
So, when they left, it was no longer just two people and one ghost when they came, but two people, one bird and one hamster.
Tao Huaian stuffed the budgie's cage, the hamster cage of Zicang and other messy things into the storage bag, and then looked at the budgie standing on Tang Xiaochuan's shoulder and the nest in Tang Xiaochuan's hand with a blank expression. hamster inside.
Tang Xiaochuan ravaged the little hamster in his hand as he walked, seeing the little hamster collapsed into a puddle in his palm helplessly, he couldn't help but let out an evil laugh.
In fact, he quite likes little hamsters. Unfortunately, Tang Xiaohei already has Tang Xiaohei at home. He can't imagine putting hamsters and cats together, so he has never raised hamsters, and now he can finally get his wish. He was still a little ecstatic.
The budgerigar standing on Tang Xiaochuan's shoulder looked at the little hamster in Tang Xiaochuan's hand with envy and hatred, and seemed to want to go up to touch it, but because of its image and face, it could only face it. Lou looked longingly at a certain baby hamster.
Tao Huaian at the side gave the little hamster a look of pain and enjoyment coldly, and then he said to Tang Xiaochuan, "Are you tired? Let me help you for a while."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes: "I'm not tired, this guy is not heavy."
Tao Huaian touched his lips, and suddenly said seriously, "Actually, I like hamsters too, and I want to hug them."
"Oh, that's the way it is, I should have said it earlier," Tang Xiaochuan immediately understood, "What's so embarrassing about liking cute animals? Girls especially like such boys. They think such boys are caring." .”
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then do you like boys like this?"
"Ahem," Tang Xiaochuan almost choked on his own saliva. A few seconds later, he said awkwardly, "I like girls like this."
Tao Huaian smiled and didn't continue to ask, but reached out and took the little hamster from Tang Xiaochuan's hand.
The little hamster obviously didn't want to leave Tang Xiaochuan's warm palm, it hugged Tang Xiaochuan's thumb tightly with its two little paws, and the little black beans showed unyielding and stubbornness.
Tao Huaian sneered, and ruthlessly broke the little hamster's paw, forcing the little hamster to lie in his palm.
The little hamster was very wronged, and lay in Tao Huaian's palm, pretending to be dead.
The budgie standing on Tang Xiaochuan's shoulder suddenly showed gloating eyes.
At this moment, Tao Huai'an suddenly stopped, and he frowned slightly: "The rabbit spirit said it was found."
"What did you find? Witness fish?" Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback for a moment.
Tao Huaian nodded: "That grass goldfish is quite capable, and it was found so quickly. They have already gone back and are waiting for us."
Tang Xiaochuan was about to nod, when he suddenly noticed something was wrong: "How do you know? Did you answer the phone just now?"
Tao Huai'an glanced at Tang Xiaochuan: "Sound transmission with spiritual consciousness."
"Damn, you guys are cheating! Cheating!" Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched.
Tao Huaian smiled: "Do you want to learn? I'll teach you."
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "I'm just an ordinary person, I can't learn it."
When mentioning ordinary people, he paused for a moment, then suddenly raised his head to look at Tao Huaian: "What you said before...are you serious?"
Although Tang Xiaochuan's words were endless, Tao Huaian quickly understood: "Of course."
"Then don't forget that you are a demon cultivator and can live for many years, but I can only live for a few decades at most." Tang Xiaochuan blinked, "I'm just an ordinary person, and I I just want to be an ordinary person, do you know what I mean? Even if someone suddenly tells me that I am a rare talent for cultivating immortals with my bones, I just want to be an ordinary person."
Tao Huaian took a deep look at Tang Xiaochuan: "You asked me how your roots were before."
"Didn't you say that my bones were not good at that time!" Tang Xiaochuan snorted, "YY is fine, but let me go to cultivate immortality or something, I think I am living happily like this now, human life The longer it is, the more troubles there will be."
Tao Huaian was silent for a while, then suddenly asked: "Then what if there are other ways to prolong your life?"
"Anyway, I don't want to live for too long now, maybe I will change my mind in a few decades, but at least I don't want to now," Tang Xiaochuan shrugged, "People like you yearn for eternal life, and I think living for decades That's enough... Even so, do you think it's okay?"
Tang Xiaochuan asked the question, but he already had the answer in his heart. Tao Huai'an can live for hundreds of thousands of years, but he can only live for a few decades. It's just a snap of the fingers, and after a short companionship is eternal separation, it's better not to be together from the beginning.
Tao Huaian hooked the corners of his lips: "...it doesn't matter."
Tang Xiaochuan was a little surprised: "It's okay?"
"It's okay," Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and laughed, "Even if this life is only a few decades, there is still the next life, the next life... I can keep looking for your reincarnation, and let you go again and again Fall in love with me, stay with me."
Tang Xiaochuan was silent for a moment, and then snorted: "Can you stop being so narcissistic? I still fall in love with you again and again, and I will continue to fall in love with you in the next life. I haven't fallen in love with you in this life."
Tao Huaian sighed: "It seems that I still have to work hard."
"Look at my white eyes."
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes while thinking in his heart.
Him in the next life?In his next life?
Is the person after reincarnation really still him?
At this time, the heart of the little hamster lying in Tao Huaian's hand was broken.
Although it is no longer a human being, can these two dogs stop showing their affection in front of it so openly?Before he insisted that he was a straight man, but now he has completely let himself go, right?
It really blinded its titanium alloy mouse eyes!
He was a little puzzled, for a handsome guy like this coffee shop owner, if the two of them had met before, he would have no reason not to remember, but in fact he stared at the coffee shop owner's face for a long time, Still not impressed at all.
The coffee shop owner stared at Tang Xiaochuan for a long time, and something seemed to flash in his eyes, but it was fleeting and unpredictable. After a while, he smiled and shook his head: "...I haven't seen it before."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "Have you really never seen it?"
He didn't have a memory of the coffee shop owner in his mind, but judging from the coffee shop owner's reaction, it didn't look like they had never met before.
"Do you have any impression of me?" The cafe owner smiled softly.
Tang Xiaochuan shook his head honestly: "I have no impression."
"That's why I haven't met before," the coffee shop owner smiled slightly. "This is our first meeting. Hello, my name is Gongsun Shu, and my surname is Gongsun. I'm the one who narrates."
"Your surname is Gongsun? You still have such an ancient compound surname?" Tang Xiaochuan scratched his head and began to introduce himself, "Hello, my name is Tang Xiaochuan, Tang from the Tang Dynasty, the ever-flowing Sichuan."
"...Tang Xiaochuan," the coffee shop owner repeated the name in a low voice, and then smiled, "Not a bad name."
Tang Xiaochuan has never been praised by others at such a young age. If he didn't know that his name is very common and nothing special, he would almost believe it, but after being praised, he still rubbed his nose in embarrassment: " Thanks."
Tao Huai'an on the side watched the interaction between the two with cold eyes. After they successfully exchanged names, he finally said calmly: "This guy is a fortune in the universe."
Tang Xiaochuan suddenly showed surprise. Although he was a little skeptical at the beginning, he was still not sure before he got the certification. After all, in his imagination, Qiankun Yiyi should be a middle-aged man with ordinary looks or a little older After all, Qian Kun's novel seems to have accumulated the wisdom of reading all kinds of life, and it is not at all like the words written by this young man who seems to be in his early twenties...
And his male god looks much better than he imagined, right? !
Tang Xiaochuan asked Gongsunshu a little dizzily, "Are you a fortune?"
Gongsun Shu smiled slightly: "That's right, I am a stroke of heaven and earth... Have you read my novels?"
Tang Xiaochuan's face turned red immediately: "Well! I'm your brainless fan! I really like reading your novels, I have read every one of your novels, and I like every one of them very much. Every time I read you When reading novels, I felt as if I followed you all over the mountains, rivers and rivers, and read all the world's scenery, especially immersive..."
Gongsun Shu was silent for a while, and then smiled gently: "Someone once said the same thing as you...I really miss it."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked and asked curiously, "Oh? Who is it?"
Gongsun Shu raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"
Tang Xiaochuan touched his chin: "It should be someone who is very important to you. You smiled very softly just now. Could it be your girlfriend?"
Gongsun Shu paused, shook his head and chuckled, "He's my best friend ever."
Tang Xiaochuan sensitively grasped a key word: "Ever?"
Gongsun Shu was silent for a while, and then sighed with a light smile: "I did something wrong later... We broke off the relationship. In today's words, it is the end of our friendship."
Tang Xiaochuan looked at Gongsun Shu's dazed expression, and for a moment didn't know how to comfort his male god, so he could only say clumsily: "Well, if you know your mistakes, you can make it better. You can go back and make up for it..."
"Okay," Tao Huai'an interrupted the conversation between the two of them lightly, "it's time to get down to business."
Only then did Tang Xiaochuan suddenly realize that today they came to find someone to save their lives, and now is not the time to talk about other things. He quickly stopped the original topic and threw a guilty plea at Shi Youjia After a small look, he finally cut to the point.
"...That's the way it is, can you help us?" Tang Xiaochuan looked at Gongsun Shu and asked seriously, "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, please!"
Gongsun Shu didn't answer Tang Xiaochuan's question right away, he glanced at Shi Youjia who was in mid-air with a worried face, then turned his head to look at Tang Xiaochuan and smiled: "Don't worry, sit down and try my new cake. "
"I have to be anxious!" Tang Xiaochuan frowned, "What if his body starts to rot in a few days? At that time, Da Luo Jinxian will not be able to save him!"
Tao Huaian looked at Gongsun Shu, and said calmly, "Or, what conditions do you have?"
"Conditions?" Gongsun Shu smiled gently, "Then I have to think about it."
"If you are willing to do us this favor," Tao Huai'an was silent for a moment, and then he looked at Gongsun Shu and said word by word, "then our previous grievances can be written off."
Gongsun Shu's eyes suddenly showed a trace of surprise: "...just for a mortal?"
Tao Huaian said coldly, "Yes."
Tang Xiaochuan quickly said: "If you want me to do something, I can do it too!"
Although he didn't know the specific grievances between Tao Huaian and Gongsun Shu, Shi Youjia was his friend after all, and it was because of him that Tao Huaian came to ask someone who had a grievance with him for help. Gongsun Shu's conditions, and he doesn't have to do anything, it's too unfair.
"Then I have to think about it."
Gongsun Shu made a thought, and a second later, he smiled with a warm smile like a spring breeze: "Then you can help me taste my new cake, and comment on it by the way."
Tang Xiaochuan's eyes widened immediately: "Is it that simple?"
Gongsun Shu smiled: "Well, it's that simple."
"No problem!" Tang Xiaochuan immediately patted his chest to reassure him. He thought that Gongsun Shu would give him some problems, but it turned out that it was just such a simple request.
"As for you..." Gongsun Shu looked at Tao Huai'an again, paused, and smiled, "I'm going on a long trip in a few days, so you can help me raise birds."
"Help you raise birds?" Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows, "Aren't you afraid that I'll cut off all the feathers of your birds?"
"Are you begging for help?" Gongsun Shu chuckled.
Tao Huaian paused, and then said coldly: "Okay, I can help you raise it for a few days temporarily, but you'd better warn it, if it dares to mess up my house, I don't mind extra meals."
"I will warn it well." Gongsun Shu smiled slightly.
Seeing that Gongsun Shu and Tao Huai'an seemed to have reached an agreement, Tang Xiaochuan secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He quietly made a victory gesture towards Shi Youjia who was in mid-air, then pulled out a chair and sat down, and began to taste Gongsun Shu. Describe the cake you just made.
"How does it taste?" Gongsun Shu asked with a smile as he watched Tang Xiaochuan bite off his bulging cheeks.
Tang Xiaochuan's eyes lit up with the soft and sweet cake in his mouth: "It's delicious!"
"Will it be too sweet?" Gongsun Shu continued to ask with a smile.
"The sweetness is just right! It's sweet but not greasy at all!" Tang Xiaochuan looked at Gongsun Shu with glowing eyes, "Did you really make this yourself? You made it yourself? It's amazing!"
Gongsun Shu smiled and nodded: "I also made the coffee, you can try it, but be careful that it's hot."
So Tang Xiaochuan quickly picked up the coffee on the side, pecked at it, and said with emotion: "You are really amazing! Not only is the novel well written, you can actually make cakes, and you are so handsome..." This character set is too Su!
"By the way, you also opened this coffee shop?"
Gongsun Shu nodded: "I opened this coffee shop. When there are many customers, I will help make coffee. When there are few customers, I will find a corner to sit and read a book or write a novel."
Tang Xiaochuan looked forward to it: "It is simply my ideal life!"
He took a sip of coffee and a cake, and quickly finished both things. Gongsun Shu smiled: "Do you want more? I just made a lot of cakes."
Tang Xiaochuan immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
Gongsun Shu glanced at the expressionless Tao Huai'an next to Tang Xiaochuan, and asked with a smile, "What about you?"
Tao Huaian rejected it expressionlessly: "No need, I don't like this."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked, Tao Huaian, didn't he like sweets before?However, after he glanced at Tao Huaian's expression, he silently swallowed the question back to his stomach.
When Gongsun Shu came out with the packed cake, the arrogant Huang Mao was still behind him.
Huangmao had a stinky expression, with a reluctant expression on his face, and he was still holding a small fluffy thing in his hand.
Tang Xiaochuan took a closer look and found that it was a little gray hamster, round and fluffy, very cute, but his eyes were closed.
"This is Xiao Huang, my budgerigar." Gongsun Shu smiled and introduced the yellow-haired bird next to him. "It's a little irritable and talkative, but it's still cute... This is Xiao Huang's. Pet, Xiao Zi, it’s a purple barn, went there two days ago, Xiao Huang has been reluctant to bury it, if your friend wants to have a body for a while, you can use Xiao Zi’s body first.”
Tang Xiaochuan: "..."
There were so many slots that he didn't know where to start.
This yellow-haired waiter is actually Gongsun Shu's pet?So the bird that Gongsun Shu mentioned just now was him?
A pet actually keeps pets?Budgerigar's pet is actually a hamster?
"Your friend's body is dead. To bring his soul back to his body, we can only warm and nourish his body, repair his meridians and viscera," Gongsun Shu said softly, "It will probably take a while. For a while, I can only temporarily wrong your friend to stay in the hamster's body, after all, it's hard to find a person who just died not long ago and has no rejection, so don't be disgusted."
"What's so disgusting about him, Xiao Zi is so cute!" Huang Mao was very dissatisfied, obviously he didn't want to lend Xiao Zi's body, but at this moment he had to obey the master's order.
Shi Youjia, who was floating in the air, glanced hesitantly at Gongsun Shu, then at the little hamster in Huangmao's hand, and nodded hesitantly after a long time: "Okay."
Shi Youjia floated towards the little hamster in Huangmao's hand with a tangled expression. The next moment, the little hamster, whose eyes were closed, suddenly opened its round black bean eyes, and looked at everything in front of it blankly and ignorantly.
"Xiao Zi..." Huang Mao was pleasantly surprised for less than a second, and soon remembered that this Xiao Zi was not that Xiao Zi, and was immediately disappointed again.
Tang Xiaochuan curiously approached Huang Mao, and poked the little hamster in his hand: "How do you feel?"
Although this little purple is not that little purple, but when his pet was poked, Huang Mao still raised his head and gave Tang Xiaochuan a dissatisfied look, but when he found out that it was Tang Xiaochuan, his face turned red again.
Shi Youjia, who saw the world through hamster vision for the first time, took a while to adapt, and then tremblingly tried to stand up from the yellow-haired hands with two short legs, but it is not a human anymore, walking upright is still a bit for it Difficulty, in the next second, it fell on its back.
Tang Xiaochuan immediately laughed unceremoniously: "Hey, Shi Youjia, you look so stupid and cute now. You might become popular when you post it on Weibo. You didn't become an Internet celebrity when you were a human. Do you want to consider becoming an Internet celebrity now? Hamster? Maybe he can make his debut!"
The hamster raised its head and glared at Tang Xiaochuan, but soon its small black bean eyes became dull.
"What's wrong?" Tang Xiaochuan poked the little hamster's forehead, "Did the computer crash?"
The little hamster flinched a bit, then stretched out its paw carefully to hug Tang Xiaochuan's finger: "Tang Xiaochuan, I suddenly found...you look like...a kind of indescribable feeling...Anyway, I really want to Close to you, why didn't I find out before?"
Tang Xiaochuan was silent for a while, then suddenly thought: "...Could it be that the hamster you possess is a gay rat?"
Huangmao immediately exploded: "My Xiaozi is a female hamster!"
The little hamster was stunned for a moment, and then frowned: "Fuck? Female hamster! Then I'm not ballsless now! My balls..."
"What kind of balls does the female hamster want?" Tang Xiaochuan chuckled, "It's just right, you can experience the beauty of a 'girl' body~"
The little hamster's eyes were empty: "..."
At this moment, Gongsun Shu smiled slightly: "I'm going on a long trip soon, Xiao Huang will trouble you to take care of me."
Huang Mao muttered dissatisfiedly: "Where do I need others to take care of me? I can take care of myself, and what about the coffee shop? Is it always closed? And it's not like you can't take me there!"
"We don't need to rely on coffee shops to make money. This trip is quite dangerous. If you follow me, you will only hinder me." Gongsun Shu looked at Huang Mao and raised his eyebrows, "If I don't look at you for a day, you won't know What trouble do you want to cause, I don't want to find that you have been stewed and eaten when I come back."
"Who dares to stew me?" Huang Mao, who was despised by his fighting power, snorted depressingly.
Gongsun Shu flicked Huang Mao's head, then turned his head to look at Tang Xiaochuan and Tao Huaian with a smile: "Then I will leave him to you, and I will take your friend's body with me to help him recover and wait for your friend's recovery." When the body recovers, I'm almost back."
"Okay!" Tang Xiaochuan nodded, "When the time comes, we will hand over the man and the bird."
Gongsun Shu was obviously amused by Tang Xiaochuan's statement, he smiled lightly: "Well, then it's settled."
So, when they left, it was no longer just two people and one ghost when they came, but two people, one bird and one hamster.
Tao Huaian stuffed the budgie's cage, the hamster cage of Zicang and other messy things into the storage bag, and then looked at the budgie standing on Tang Xiaochuan's shoulder and the nest in Tang Xiaochuan's hand with a blank expression. hamster inside.
Tang Xiaochuan ravaged the little hamster in his hand as he walked, seeing the little hamster collapsed into a puddle in his palm helplessly, he couldn't help but let out an evil laugh.
In fact, he quite likes little hamsters. Unfortunately, Tang Xiaohei already has Tang Xiaohei at home. He can't imagine putting hamsters and cats together, so he has never raised hamsters, and now he can finally get his wish. He was still a little ecstatic.
The budgerigar standing on Tang Xiaochuan's shoulder looked at the little hamster in Tang Xiaochuan's hand with envy and hatred, and seemed to want to go up to touch it, but because of its image and face, it could only face it. Lou looked longingly at a certain baby hamster.
Tao Huaian at the side gave the little hamster a look of pain and enjoyment coldly, and then he said to Tang Xiaochuan, "Are you tired? Let me help you for a while."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes: "I'm not tired, this guy is not heavy."
Tao Huaian touched his lips, and suddenly said seriously, "Actually, I like hamsters too, and I want to hug them."
"Oh, that's the way it is, I should have said it earlier," Tang Xiaochuan immediately understood, "What's so embarrassing about liking cute animals? Girls especially like such boys. They think such boys are caring." .”
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then do you like boys like this?"
"Ahem," Tang Xiaochuan almost choked on his own saliva. A few seconds later, he said awkwardly, "I like girls like this."
Tao Huaian smiled and didn't continue to ask, but reached out and took the little hamster from Tang Xiaochuan's hand.
The little hamster obviously didn't want to leave Tang Xiaochuan's warm palm, it hugged Tang Xiaochuan's thumb tightly with its two little paws, and the little black beans showed unyielding and stubbornness.
Tao Huaian sneered, and ruthlessly broke the little hamster's paw, forcing the little hamster to lie in his palm.
The little hamster was very wronged, and lay in Tao Huaian's palm, pretending to be dead.
The budgie standing on Tang Xiaochuan's shoulder suddenly showed gloating eyes.
At this moment, Tao Huai'an suddenly stopped, and he frowned slightly: "The rabbit spirit said it was found."
"What did you find? Witness fish?" Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback for a moment.
Tao Huaian nodded: "That grass goldfish is quite capable, and it was found so quickly. They have already gone back and are waiting for us."
Tang Xiaochuan was about to nod, when he suddenly noticed something was wrong: "How do you know? Did you answer the phone just now?"
Tao Huai'an glanced at Tang Xiaochuan: "Sound transmission with spiritual consciousness."
"Damn, you guys are cheating! Cheating!" Tang Xiaochuan's mouth twitched.
Tao Huaian smiled: "Do you want to learn? I'll teach you."
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "I'm just an ordinary person, I can't learn it."
When mentioning ordinary people, he paused for a moment, then suddenly raised his head to look at Tao Huaian: "What you said before...are you serious?"
Although Tang Xiaochuan's words were endless, Tao Huaian quickly understood: "Of course."
"Then don't forget that you are a demon cultivator and can live for many years, but I can only live for a few decades at most." Tang Xiaochuan blinked, "I'm just an ordinary person, and I I just want to be an ordinary person, do you know what I mean? Even if someone suddenly tells me that I am a rare talent for cultivating immortals with my bones, I just want to be an ordinary person."
Tao Huaian took a deep look at Tang Xiaochuan: "You asked me how your roots were before."
"Didn't you say that my bones were not good at that time!" Tang Xiaochuan snorted, "YY is fine, but let me go to cultivate immortality or something, I think I am living happily like this now, human life The longer it is, the more troubles there will be."
Tao Huaian was silent for a while, then suddenly asked: "Then what if there are other ways to prolong your life?"
"Anyway, I don't want to live for too long now, maybe I will change my mind in a few decades, but at least I don't want to now," Tang Xiaochuan shrugged, "People like you yearn for eternal life, and I think living for decades That's enough... Even so, do you think it's okay?"
Tang Xiaochuan asked the question, but he already had the answer in his heart. Tao Huai'an can live for hundreds of thousands of years, but he can only live for a few decades. It's just a snap of the fingers, and after a short companionship is eternal separation, it's better not to be together from the beginning.
Tao Huaian hooked the corners of his lips: "...it doesn't matter."
Tang Xiaochuan was a little surprised: "It's okay?"
"It's okay," Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows and laughed, "Even if this life is only a few decades, there is still the next life, the next life... I can keep looking for your reincarnation, and let you go again and again Fall in love with me, stay with me."
Tang Xiaochuan was silent for a moment, and then snorted: "Can you stop being so narcissistic? I still fall in love with you again and again, and I will continue to fall in love with you in the next life. I haven't fallen in love with you in this life."
Tao Huaian sighed: "It seems that I still have to work hard."
"Look at my white eyes."
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes while thinking in his heart.
Him in the next life?In his next life?
Is the person after reincarnation really still him?
At this time, the heart of the little hamster lying in Tao Huaian's hand was broken.
Although it is no longer a human being, can these two dogs stop showing their affection in front of it so openly?Before he insisted that he was a straight man, but now he has completely let himself go, right?
It really blinded its titanium alloy mouse eyes!
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