On the Collapse of a Fantasy Writer's World View
Chapter 70 Hehehehe
Tang Xiaochuan was taken aback by the scream, he couldn't help hugging Tang Xiaohei tightly in his arms: "What's the situation?"
How could there be screaming in the bathroom?
Tao Huaian frowned slightly: "Go and have a look."
Tang Xiaochuan nodded, hugged Tang Xiaohei and followed Tao Huaian to the bathroom.
After seeing the situation in the bathroom, Tang Xiaochuan was stunned.
In the small bathroom, a naked and beautiful man is pressing Shi Youjia on the bathtub full of water, his eyes and expression are very hungry, he looks like he wants to eat Shi Youjia alive, as if a live version will be staged every minute Overlord bowed hard.
Shi Youjia, who was crushed under him, had the expression of a young daughter-in-law molested by bullies and hooligans, with a face of unyielding and unyielding, while screaming at the top of his voice: "Ahhhh!"
Tang Xiaochuan froze for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses. He blinked and said quickly: "I'm sorry to bother you, let's go out now!"
Shi Youjia quickly stretched out Erkang's hand: "No! Don't go! Help! Help!"
"We didn't see anything! Go on! Go on!" Tang Xiaochuan quickly pulled Tao Huaian away.
"Tang Xiaochuan! Help! Tang Xiaochuan! Tang Xiaochuan!" Shi Youjia roared hoarsely.
"Did someone call me? Did you hear that? I didn't hear anything," Tang Xiaochuan turned his head and blinked at Tao Huaian, "Let's go, it's late now, we should go to bed."
"Help Tang Xiaochuan! Someone is about to die! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Seeing that Shi Youjia was about to scream, Tang Xiaochuan poked Tao Huaian with his elbow, motioning Tao Huaian to go up and stop him.
So Tao Huaian stepped forward and pulled the two of them away.
Shi Youjia had just struggled in the bathtub for a long time, and was already drenched. After being rescued, he immediately climbed out of the bathtub and hid behind Tang Xiaochuan.
The naked handsome man who was pulled away was very dissatisfied. He glared at Tao Huaian, stood up suddenly from the bathtub, and eagerly rushed towards Shi Youjia who was behind Tang Xiaochuan. Seeing this, Tao Huaian sneered, Kicked him back again.
Because of too much strength, the back of the naked handsome man slammed into the bathtub, and the bathtub made a fragile cracking sound.
Tang Xiaochuan felt distressed immediately: "Damn it! This is a newly bought bathtub! It's very expensive!"
Shi Youjia, who was hiding behind Tang Xiaochuan and grabbed the corner of Tang Xiaochuan's clothes, also felt a little distressed: "Don't, don't be so violent, be careful to break people."
Tao Huaian: "..."
After Tang Xiaochuan finished feeling distressed, he simply broke the jar and said, "Forget it, lock that guy in the bathroom and let him calm down for a night!"
The other two naturally had no other opinions.
After the three of them left the bathroom, Shi Youjia patted his chest, with a look of lingering fear: "I was scared to death just now, and I almost lost my chrysanthemum!"
Tang Xiaochuan gave Shi Youjia a sideways glance: "You are very self-aware of your own attributes."
Shi Youjia was stunned for a moment, and after he realized it, he immediately blew up: "Bah! You are the one who suffers! Your whole family is the one who suffers!"
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "You are only playing verbal prestige."
Shi Youjia snorted heavily: "I refuse to talk to you!"
"Your appearance, your small body, tsk tsk, you are a victim, right?" Tang Xiaochuan turned his head to look at Tao Huai'an, seeking off-court support.
Tao Huaian paused, then nodded seriously.
Shi Youjia: "...I refuse to talk to you doggy couple."
Tang Xiaochuan looked embarrassed: "You are jealous."
Shi Youjia changed the subject bluntly: "By the way, we have three big men here, how are we going to sleep at night?"
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "What do you think? Of course we sleep on the bed, you sleep on the sofa."
Shi Youjia was dissatisfied: "Are you treating guests like this?"
"What? Do you want to sleep with me in front of my boyfriend?" Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows and gave Shi Youjia a sideways look. "Or do you want to sleep with my boyfriend in front of me?"
"Ahem, no, no, of course not," Shi Youjia almost choked on his own saliva, and he quickly denied, "How is it possible! I'm a straight man!"
"Then where do you want to sleep?" Tang Xiaochuan gave Shi Youjia a threatening look.
Shi Youjia: "...I'll sleep on the sofa! I'll sleep on the sofa!"
Only then did Tang Xiaochuan snort with satisfaction: "It's not too bad."
"The three of you can sleep on the bed!" Shi Youjia glanced at Tang Xiaohei in Tang Xiaochuan's arms, "Tsk tsk, how long have you been together, the child is already this old."
"What? Are you jealous?" Tang Xiaochuan pinched Tang Xiaohei's little face in his arms, "Jealous that I have a boyfriend and a child now?"
Shi Youjia snorted, turned around and lay down on the sofa.
Although it was very cool to hate Shi Youjia, when it was time to go to bed, Tang Xiaochuan went to find a quilt for Shi Youjia.
He hugged Tang Xiaohei for a whole night. Although Tang Xiaohei was not too heavy, his arms were sore from hugging him. Just when he was about to put Tang Xiaohei on the bed and rest for a while, Tang Xiaohei However, Xiao Hei held his clothes tightly with his small fleshy claws, looked at him with aggrieved eyes, and was unwilling to let go.
Tang Xiaohei was very dependent on Tang Xiaochuan when he was a cat, and he seemed to become more dependent on Tang Xiaochuan after he became a human, as if he couldn't do without Tang Xiaochuan at all times, which made Tang Xiaochuan sweet and troubled.
Tang Xiaochuan had no choice but to cast a small look at Tao Huai'an asking for help.
Tao Huaian received Tang Xiaochuan's gaze, reached out and took Tang Xiaohei, and hugged him in his arms.
Of course Tang Xiaohei was very unhappy, and immediately struggled, but his strength was not strong, and he was quickly subdued by Tao Huaian's expressionless face. He moaned for a long time, his face flushed with anger.
"You move lightly, don't be so rough." Tang Xiaochuan squeezed his arm relaxedly, while giving Tang Xiaohei a distressed look.
Tao Huai'an pondered for a moment, then said seriously: "Now you really look like a loving mother overflowing with maternal love."
"Bah!" Tang Xiaochuan was about to refute a few words, but at this moment, Tao Huaian's cell phone rang suddenly.
"Who called in the middle of the night? Could it be your little lover?"
After being teased by Tao Huaian just now, Tang Xiaochuan immediately teased back in retaliation.
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "No, come and pick me up if you don't believe me."
"I'll answer it if I answer it," Tang Xiaochuan snorted seeing Tao Huaian's clear conscience, reached out and took out Tao Huaian's cell phone, looked down at the screen, and was immediately disappointed, "It's that guy He Yuanzhou... ..."
"What are you disappointed about?" Tao Huaian narrowed his eyes.
Tang Xiaochuan stuck out his tongue, connected to the phone, and pressed the speaker button. Soon, He Yuanzhou's triumphant voice rang out.
"Hahahaha Tao Huai'an! I've already snatched back my tail feathers!"
Tao Huai'an let out a faint oh.
"...Oh? You just use the word oh? How can your reaction be so calm!"
"if not?"
"Hmph, let me tell you one more thing! I found my wife by the way!" He Yuanzhou said triumphantly, "There has always been a saying in our clan that only when our destined partner gets our Only the tail feathers can make our tail feathers shine. When I snatched back the tail feathers, my tail feathers glowed! So I not only got back my tail feathers, but also found my destined future partner! It really kills two birds with one stone! Kill two birds with one stone!"
"That rabbit spirit?" Tao Huai'an said flatly without any emotion.
"...Oh? You just use the word oh? How can your reaction be so calm!"
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but interjected: "So you kidnapped that rabbit spirit? It doesn't matter whether he likes it or not?"
He Yuanzhou on the other end of the phone suddenly became angry as if being poked by someone: "Although he is now... But I know he is just being arrogant! One day he will be moved by my sincerity!"
"As long as you are happy." Tang Xiaochuan's tone was full of hypocrisy.
He Yuanzhou frowned: "No matter what, I won't return him to you!"
"Just let him stay with you," Tao Huaian said flatly, "There's no need to pay it back."
Tao Huai'an was so easy to talk, but He Yuanzhou became suspicious: "Are you really the Tao Huai'an I know? You won't be taken away, right?"
Tao Huaian didn't want to say more to He Yuanzhou: "I'm dead."
With that said, he hung up the phone.
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his face: "This...is it really good? Isn't this sending sheep to the tiger's mouth?"
"That rabbit spirit is not as pure as you think, and He Yuanzhou is not as bad as you think."
Tang Xiaochuan was suddenly a little surprised: "You actually speak for that guy?"
Tao Huaian said lightly, "I understand him."
Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "The people who know you best are often your enemies?"
Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan: "Are you jealous?"
Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes: "How could it be? What's there to be jealous about? You guys have known each other for much longer than we have known each other. For so many years, it's no wonder you don't know him well."
"We really don't know each other well enough now." Tao Huaian paused, narrowing his eyes slightly, "We need to deepen our understanding of each other... from various aspects."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "For example?"
Tao Huaian said solemnly: "For example, from the body."
"You play hooligan with such a serious face, is it okay?"
Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows, and was about to tease him back verbally. The next moment, Tang Xiaohei, who had been held in Tao Huaian's arms, finally showed his presence by crying.
Tang Xiaohei clenched his fists tightly, crying loudly, while looking at Tang Xiaochuan with aggrieved eyes.
Tao Huaian gave Tang Xiaohei a cold look, and quickly calculated the plan and steps in his mind to send this little light bulb away...
How could there be screaming in the bathroom?
Tao Huaian frowned slightly: "Go and have a look."
Tang Xiaochuan nodded, hugged Tang Xiaohei and followed Tao Huaian to the bathroom.
After seeing the situation in the bathroom, Tang Xiaochuan was stunned.
In the small bathroom, a naked and beautiful man is pressing Shi Youjia on the bathtub full of water, his eyes and expression are very hungry, he looks like he wants to eat Shi Youjia alive, as if a live version will be staged every minute Overlord bowed hard.
Shi Youjia, who was crushed under him, had the expression of a young daughter-in-law molested by bullies and hooligans, with a face of unyielding and unyielding, while screaming at the top of his voice: "Ahhhh!"
Tang Xiaochuan froze for a moment, but he quickly came to his senses. He blinked and said quickly: "I'm sorry to bother you, let's go out now!"
Shi Youjia quickly stretched out Erkang's hand: "No! Don't go! Help! Help!"
"We didn't see anything! Go on! Go on!" Tang Xiaochuan quickly pulled Tao Huaian away.
"Tang Xiaochuan! Help! Tang Xiaochuan! Tang Xiaochuan!" Shi Youjia roared hoarsely.
"Did someone call me? Did you hear that? I didn't hear anything," Tang Xiaochuan turned his head and blinked at Tao Huaian, "Let's go, it's late now, we should go to bed."
"Help Tang Xiaochuan! Someone is about to die! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Seeing that Shi Youjia was about to scream, Tang Xiaochuan poked Tao Huaian with his elbow, motioning Tao Huaian to go up and stop him.
So Tao Huaian stepped forward and pulled the two of them away.
Shi Youjia had just struggled in the bathtub for a long time, and was already drenched. After being rescued, he immediately climbed out of the bathtub and hid behind Tang Xiaochuan.
The naked handsome man who was pulled away was very dissatisfied. He glared at Tao Huaian, stood up suddenly from the bathtub, and eagerly rushed towards Shi Youjia who was behind Tang Xiaochuan. Seeing this, Tao Huaian sneered, Kicked him back again.
Because of too much strength, the back of the naked handsome man slammed into the bathtub, and the bathtub made a fragile cracking sound.
Tang Xiaochuan felt distressed immediately: "Damn it! This is a newly bought bathtub! It's very expensive!"
Shi Youjia, who was hiding behind Tang Xiaochuan and grabbed the corner of Tang Xiaochuan's clothes, also felt a little distressed: "Don't, don't be so violent, be careful to break people."
Tao Huaian: "..."
After Tang Xiaochuan finished feeling distressed, he simply broke the jar and said, "Forget it, lock that guy in the bathroom and let him calm down for a night!"
The other two naturally had no other opinions.
After the three of them left the bathroom, Shi Youjia patted his chest, with a look of lingering fear: "I was scared to death just now, and I almost lost my chrysanthemum!"
Tang Xiaochuan gave Shi Youjia a sideways glance: "You are very self-aware of your own attributes."
Shi Youjia was stunned for a moment, and after he realized it, he immediately blew up: "Bah! You are the one who suffers! Your whole family is the one who suffers!"
Tang Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "You are only playing verbal prestige."
Shi Youjia snorted heavily: "I refuse to talk to you!"
"Your appearance, your small body, tsk tsk, you are a victim, right?" Tang Xiaochuan turned his head to look at Tao Huai'an, seeking off-court support.
Tao Huaian paused, then nodded seriously.
Shi Youjia: "...I refuse to talk to you doggy couple."
Tang Xiaochuan looked embarrassed: "You are jealous."
Shi Youjia changed the subject bluntly: "By the way, we have three big men here, how are we going to sleep at night?"
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "What do you think? Of course we sleep on the bed, you sleep on the sofa."
Shi Youjia was dissatisfied: "Are you treating guests like this?"
"What? Do you want to sleep with me in front of my boyfriend?" Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows and gave Shi Youjia a sideways look. "Or do you want to sleep with my boyfriend in front of me?"
"Ahem, no, no, of course not," Shi Youjia almost choked on his own saliva, and he quickly denied, "How is it possible! I'm a straight man!"
"Then where do you want to sleep?" Tang Xiaochuan gave Shi Youjia a threatening look.
Shi Youjia: "...I'll sleep on the sofa! I'll sleep on the sofa!"
Only then did Tang Xiaochuan snort with satisfaction: "It's not too bad."
"The three of you can sleep on the bed!" Shi Youjia glanced at Tang Xiaohei in Tang Xiaochuan's arms, "Tsk tsk, how long have you been together, the child is already this old."
"What? Are you jealous?" Tang Xiaochuan pinched Tang Xiaohei's little face in his arms, "Jealous that I have a boyfriend and a child now?"
Shi Youjia snorted, turned around and lay down on the sofa.
Although it was very cool to hate Shi Youjia, when it was time to go to bed, Tang Xiaochuan went to find a quilt for Shi Youjia.
He hugged Tang Xiaohei for a whole night. Although Tang Xiaohei was not too heavy, his arms were sore from hugging him. Just when he was about to put Tang Xiaohei on the bed and rest for a while, Tang Xiaohei However, Xiao Hei held his clothes tightly with his small fleshy claws, looked at him with aggrieved eyes, and was unwilling to let go.
Tang Xiaohei was very dependent on Tang Xiaochuan when he was a cat, and he seemed to become more dependent on Tang Xiaochuan after he became a human, as if he couldn't do without Tang Xiaochuan at all times, which made Tang Xiaochuan sweet and troubled.
Tang Xiaochuan had no choice but to cast a small look at Tao Huai'an asking for help.
Tao Huaian received Tang Xiaochuan's gaze, reached out and took Tang Xiaohei, and hugged him in his arms.
Of course Tang Xiaohei was very unhappy, and immediately struggled, but his strength was not strong, and he was quickly subdued by Tao Huaian's expressionless face. He moaned for a long time, his face flushed with anger.
"You move lightly, don't be so rough." Tang Xiaochuan squeezed his arm relaxedly, while giving Tang Xiaohei a distressed look.
Tao Huai'an pondered for a moment, then said seriously: "Now you really look like a loving mother overflowing with maternal love."
"Bah!" Tang Xiaochuan was about to refute a few words, but at this moment, Tao Huaian's cell phone rang suddenly.
"Who called in the middle of the night? Could it be your little lover?"
After being teased by Tao Huaian just now, Tang Xiaochuan immediately teased back in retaliation.
Tao Huaian raised his eyebrows: "No, come and pick me up if you don't believe me."
"I'll answer it if I answer it," Tang Xiaochuan snorted seeing Tao Huaian's clear conscience, reached out and took out Tao Huaian's cell phone, looked down at the screen, and was immediately disappointed, "It's that guy He Yuanzhou... ..."
"What are you disappointed about?" Tao Huaian narrowed his eyes.
Tang Xiaochuan stuck out his tongue, connected to the phone, and pressed the speaker button. Soon, He Yuanzhou's triumphant voice rang out.
"Hahahaha Tao Huai'an! I've already snatched back my tail feathers!"
Tao Huai'an let out a faint oh.
"...Oh? You just use the word oh? How can your reaction be so calm!"
"if not?"
"Hmph, let me tell you one more thing! I found my wife by the way!" He Yuanzhou said triumphantly, "There has always been a saying in our clan that only when our destined partner gets our Only the tail feathers can make our tail feathers shine. When I snatched back the tail feathers, my tail feathers glowed! So I not only got back my tail feathers, but also found my destined future partner! It really kills two birds with one stone! Kill two birds with one stone!"
"That rabbit spirit?" Tao Huai'an said flatly without any emotion.
"...Oh? You just use the word oh? How can your reaction be so calm!"
Tang Xiaochuan couldn't help but interjected: "So you kidnapped that rabbit spirit? It doesn't matter whether he likes it or not?"
He Yuanzhou on the other end of the phone suddenly became angry as if being poked by someone: "Although he is now... But I know he is just being arrogant! One day he will be moved by my sincerity!"
"As long as you are happy." Tang Xiaochuan's tone was full of hypocrisy.
He Yuanzhou frowned: "No matter what, I won't return him to you!"
"Just let him stay with you," Tao Huaian said flatly, "There's no need to pay it back."
Tao Huai'an was so easy to talk, but He Yuanzhou became suspicious: "Are you really the Tao Huai'an I know? You won't be taken away, right?"
Tao Huaian didn't want to say more to He Yuanzhou: "I'm dead."
With that said, he hung up the phone.
Tang Xiaochuan scratched his face: "This...is it really good? Isn't this sending sheep to the tiger's mouth?"
"That rabbit spirit is not as pure as you think, and He Yuanzhou is not as bad as you think."
Tang Xiaochuan was suddenly a little surprised: "You actually speak for that guy?"
Tao Huaian said lightly, "I understand him."
Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows: "The people who know you best are often your enemies?"
Tao Huaian looked at Tang Xiaochuan: "Are you jealous?"
Tang Xiaochuan blinked his eyes: "How could it be? What's there to be jealous about? You guys have known each other for much longer than we have known each other. For so many years, it's no wonder you don't know him well."
"We really don't know each other well enough now." Tao Huaian paused, narrowing his eyes slightly, "We need to deepen our understanding of each other... from various aspects."
Tang Xiaochuan blinked: "For example?"
Tao Huaian said solemnly: "For example, from the body."
"You play hooligan with such a serious face, is it okay?"
Tang Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows, and was about to tease him back verbally. The next moment, Tang Xiaohei, who had been held in Tao Huaian's arms, finally showed his presence by crying.
Tang Xiaohei clenched his fists tightly, crying loudly, while looking at Tang Xiaochuan with aggrieved eyes.
Tao Huaian gave Tang Xiaohei a cold look, and quickly calculated the plan and steps in his mind to send this little light bulb away...
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