His Royal Highness Cat Tame Sue

What the hell is the TV, of course he knows, you don't need to tell His Highness Boss!

Lu Xiaodai sat down eagerly, put the remote control on the sofa, pointed to it, and pressed it with a finger, and the TV changed a program. He wanted to see if the big white cat could understand what he meant. .

Boss was speechless, don't look at him with such idiotic eyes, all he can understand is that he is a cat, he can't show his IQ, and then let you scratch it.

Lu Xiaodai looked at Chunbai gracefully looking away at TV with his head turned away, completely ignoring his cat, and looked at the two small pink ears that stood on the back of his fluffy head that trembled from time to time.

He accidentally stretched out a finger and poked Boss' head quietly.

Ten centimeters, five centimeters, one centimeter, when Lu Xiaodai felt that his fingertips were about to touch the soft head, Boss suddenly turned his head, and stared at the finger in front of him with two round eyes of different colors.

When Lu Xiaodai's fingers stiffened, Boss opened his mouth and bit it, biting the fingertips, his clean and sharp teeth stuck on both sides of the finger.

Hmph, stupid human, do you still dare to touch this prince!

Boss glared at him angrily.

Lu Xiaodai easily pulled out his fingers from the two small canine teeth of Bosi, looked at the wet marks on them, and stared at the big white cat's bright and playful eyes with a smile, "Your teeth are so small, Do you like grinding your teeth?"

Boss opened his mouth angrily and was about to speak, but Lu Xiaodai thought it liked his finger, so he poked it in again to please him.

Poke in again? ! !

Boss, "... ummmmm" You bastard!

The big white cat's cheeks are bulging, and its blue and amber eyes are staring at this human in disbelief. Is this stupid!

Looking at his big round eyes, Lu Xiaodai felt that she seemed to be doing the right thing, it really likes to grind its teeth with its fingers.

╮(╯_╰)╭Boss, who realized that the channels were not together at all, spat out Lu Xiaodai's fingers, and lied back on the sofa, lying on his paws in a melancholy manner.

He unexpectedly met such a stupid and stupid human being, my God, do human beings really not need IQ!

Lu Xiaodai looked excitedly at the gurgling milky white bone soup in the kitchen, and from time to time, he lay down at the kitchen door and secretly glanced at the white cat.

He was so happy that finally there was something else breathing besides him in the house, and he peeked at it again, afraid that it would get bored and leave.

Boss wrinkled his little nose, smelling the scent coming from the kitchen, his soft stomach suddenly grumbled, the food he had been eating for the past few days would be cold, and it had been a long time since he had tasted delicious food.

Even though he knew that this human being was trying to peek at him, Boss ignored him at all and leaned on the sofa to watch TV happily.

On the TV, Mr. Zhao’s warm and mellow voice floated out. Spring is here, and nature is full of vitality. Our protagonist Antelope and his family——

Lu Xiaodai boiled bone soup, chopped the scallion pancakes he bought, and put them on a plate. This is his dinner at night. It is convenient and nutritious, so delicious.

Wearing a small floral apron, he went back and forth between the living room and the kitchen, served two bowls of bone soup and scallion pancakes, took out the spicy strips he bought from his backpack to eat with them, and sat at the dining table hesitating Yu stared intently at the big white cat lying on the sofa watching TV with great interest.

"Meow?" Lu Xiaodai called twice tentatively, but got no response, "Meow, are you eating?" Lu Xiaodai asked.

Still no response, he suddenly felt a little stupid, how could the cat understand what he said, he put down his chopsticks, went to the sofa and stretched out his hand cautiously——

Boss quickly turned his back, and withdrew his little head cleverly, avoiding Lu Xiaodai's hand.

Lost, Lu Xiaodai withdrew his hand and rubbed it on his body, his hands were itchy, as if he really touched this soft and cute white cat.

"I just want to hug you to eat." Lu Xiaodai said apologetically, looking at the scared cat.

Boss wrinkled his nose, raised his head and snorted, "My prince will go by himself!"

Meow meow meow meow!

Seeing its reluctance, Lu Xiaodai said disappointedly, "Oh, so you don't want to eat it. It's okay, I can help you eat it."

After speaking, he went back to the dinner table and brought the bowl for Boss to drink himself, a little sadly. Anyway, he hadn't touched the one given to Maomao, so he should drink it.

Boss looked at this stupid human being who didn't understand him at all, and simply drank his soup. His big round eyes were wide open, and it was full of words:——Is there really someone who can be stupid? To this extent!Oh, his bone broth!

Lu Xiaodai felt that the big white cat seemed to dislike him, and he didn't dare to talk to it anymore, so he sat at the dining table and silently drank the bone soup on the table and ate all the scallion pancakes.

Filled with anger, Boss jumped over and sat down at the table in a fit of anger, staring at him condescendingly with the cat eyes of a cat face.

Lu Xiaodai was startled, and swallowed excitedly. Does it like him? Look at its small eyes, do you want him to hug it? Lu Xiaodai moved his fingers.

Boss slapped him with his claws, only the claws of the plum blossom pad did not show sharp nails, but slapped him hard and self-righteously.

He was so mad, why was he so stupid, he was going to die of madness if he didn't see him, this human being is so funny and staring at the stars, why, can he prostrate himself under the pomegranate hair of Prince Pers anytime and anywhere!

Lu Xiaodai only felt that his face was touched by this beautiful cat, and his heart suddenly softened. A white and light feather fell from the head on the tip of his heart, which was itchy, as light as catkins in spring gentle.

Lu Xiaodai secretly stretched out two fingers, clamped Bosi's little paw, shook it twice, and said with a smile, "Hello, meow~"

Boss, "..."

Your uncle, who wants to shake hands with you!

So stupid!

Boss was lying on the table thinking about whether the people here were of low IQ, and he pawed the bowl of bone broth with his paws in a resentful manner.

Lu Xiaodai thought for a while, and suddenly realized, "Do you want to play with this bowl? It doesn't matter. This is for you. You can put all your toys in it. I don't need it."

Boss, "..."

I%&*%*!

Boss closed his eyes fiercely, and said to himself, be graceful, don't fight, don't curse, don't argue with this stupid human being, he is His Royal Highness Boss, be elegant at all!

He tried hard to convince himself, suppressed the turbulent flames in his heart, then walked into the kitchen on catwalks without looking at Lu Xiaodai, and when he saw that there was nothing left in the pot, his strange-colored eyes suddenly became darker and deeper into the kitchen. You Tan.

Lu Xiaodai walked in with a small bag of things, saw the big cat Bai looking at the pot and seemed to be very interested in this pot, he quickly moved over carefully and said, "This is not good, there is only one pot at home, this one can't be played with." of."

He took a few glances at the motionless cat sitting by the pool, smiled, lowered his head and cut the ham sausage into small pieces, put them on a small plate, and placed them carefully beside the soft paws of the big white cat .

Afraid that it would be shy to watch it eat, Lu Xiaodai hurried out of the kitchen, washed it in the small bowl that Boss was playing with, poured hot water on it with a pack of soy milk, put it in quickly and came out.

Lu Xiaodai said to himself, "Even if you are not hungry now, you will easily get hungry after jumping around like this. You should prepare some for it, maybe it will like this place."

Boss looked at the delicious-smelling thing next to his paw, reluctantly gobbled up the ham sausage and drank the soy milk.

Lu Xiaodai cleaned the kitchen and the living room. It was almost five o'clock, and he had finished his dinner, so he was empty all night.

He glanced at the kitchen and saw the big white cat's bowls and small dishes thrown in the sink after eating, "You are so sensible, you know how to put the food in the sink after eating, well, I really like it."

Boss sauntered back to the bedroom after eating and drinking, jumped lightly onto the bed, softened the pillow with his paws, and lay down on it with a cat face plopping down, so comfortable~

Lu Xiaodai tiptoed into his bedroom with his laptop in his arms, and the cat lying in the middle of the bed was occupying the whole big bed with its long tail shaking.

He carefully placed the computer against the bed, set up a small table, and picked up a corner of the quilt by himself—

"Meow!"

what? !Boss raised his head suddenly, his round eyes stared at him vigilantly.

Lu Xiaodai admired in her heart, wow~~~ so cute, so cute, I really want to touch my paws, kiss my head and crawl under my feet~~~

Boss glared at him, twisted his body, and sat up. Lu Xiaodai took the opportunity to get under the covers and said emotionally, "Meow, you are so kind, and you know how to give me a place to sleep."

Boss, "..."

Lu Xiaodai turned on the computer, put a lot of snacks on the bedside table, beef jerky, spicy strips of milk, found a favorite movie and planned to watch it.

He glanced at the big white cat squatting on its hind legs with its tail curled up, thought for a while, and plugged in the earphones on the computer to prevent the sound from disturbing it.

Lu Xiaodai carefully looked at the big cat, opened the snacks, and gave it a friendly smile, "Go to sleep, I won't disturb you."

Boss shook his triangular cat ears, looked at the board on the table, there was a fierce gun battle on it, a thunderous killing about 007 officially started, the gorgeous stunts on the notebook dazzled the eyes, the hero was so cool with a machine gun...

The addictive movie with just one glance immediately attracted the attention of everyone. Lu Xiaodai couldn't help but go to see Boss at the beginning, and the whole person was attracted to half of the movie.

Sitting on the pillow beside Lu Xiaodai, Boss stared straight at his head, his round eyes were full of surprise and the excitement and blood that are unique to a man when he saw a gunfight.

Lu Xiaodai stared blankly at the potato chips, and ate one for a while.

A furry paw also reached into the bag of potato chips, Lu Xiaodai stared at the screen without blinking, and unconsciously moved the bag of potato chips to the side.

Boss stared straight at James Bond's cool weapon, grunted excitedly in his throat, stretched out his claws, picked up a piece of potato chips with his nails and silently stuffed them into his mouth, eating in small bites.

A perfect combination of movies and snacks.

When the male lead and the female lead jumped onto the plane, they volleyed excitedly and clung to the edge of the plane...

Lu Xiaodai tore open another pack of veal jerky, and subconsciously sent it to the side, staring at the screen without turning his face, "Do you want to eat it?"

"Meow" eat!

Boss ate the beef jerky with his claws, stared at the computer screen, his blood boiled, and he had no time to communicate.

Outside the window from dusk until the sky was full of stars, the movie finally ended.

Lu Xiaodai heaved a sigh of relief, his body was tense for a long time because of the decisive battle just now, he looked at the time, it was only eight o'clock in the evening, it seemed too early to go to bed now.

He suddenly remembered the person who shared the snacks with him just now, and when he turned his head, he saw the big white cat scratching the notebook with its paws.

Well, I really want to watch it again.

Lu Xiaodai lowered his head carefully and said seriously, "Meow, this is not edible."

Boss didn't want to talk to him, and he always misunderstood his meaning anyway. He stared at the screen unsatisfied, studying how to get the board off.

In a quiet house, only a half-bright light was on in the bedroom. In an empty house, he was the only one before falling asleep, and he was the only one after waking up. Lu Xiaodai looked at the big white cat sitting next to him, and felt in his heart. There was a tinge of warmth, and I cherished this moment of companionship very much, and was reluctant to let myself fall asleep.

He found another movie and opened it to watch. He leaned on the pillow to drink water and eat snacks. He looked at the big white cat obediently sitting still since he opened the movie, and handed over the unfinished jerky to him. to the cat's mouth.

Boss naturally lowered his head, bit the jerky and chewed it, making a satisfied meow.

Lu Xiaodai was jumping for joy, wow, it ate what it fed itself~~~

The author has something to say: Little Theater: Beast Realm, after the fact.

Lu Xiaodai lay on the bed with back pain, turned her head to look at Bosi who had turned back into the animal form, and said, "Fortunately, your animal form is very small."

Boss raised his head, his eyes showed a trace of satisfaction, and stroked his back with his paw, "Huh?"

Lu Xiaodai (counseling): The human form is already too big, I’m afraid you want to use the animal form.”

Boss (surprise): (^o^)/Can it be made in animal shape?

Lu Xiaodai (horrified): You are a cat!So soft and cute, how could you have such an idea!Too strange!

Boss (smirking): You seem interested.

Lu Xiaodai: ╭(╯^╰)╮I just... read too much animal literature...