Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Fang Man said: "What's so shocking about my size? I think it's going to shock me in the bus."

After Fang Man finished speaking, he heard a vague dry cough.

Kong Que paused for a moment, lowered his head and took out Fang Man's cell phone from under his skirt.

On the screen was his mother's slightly dull face.

The mother and son were relatively silent, Kong Que put half of his face in front of the camera, Zhou Wenya leaned back.

Fang Man looked as steady as an old dog on the outside, but panicked inside, "Mom, I'm dead."

Kong Que tilted his head: stare.

Zhou Wenya still showed the acting skills that a movie queen should have at this time, and said with an embarrassed smile: "This is Xiaoque, hehe. Let's chat."

After Zhou Wenya finished speaking, she immediately hung up the phone.

Kong Que smiled and said, "Your mother doesn't like me."

"How can that be?" Fang Man pinched Kong Que's shoulder, "It's just that I don't know you well. Even if I know you well, who wouldn't be embarrassed when the car vibrated?"

"Is it?"

"Yes!"

Kong Que lowered his head and thought for a while, he seemed to have an instinctive fear of the word mother.

Mom doesn't like him.

All the mothers in this world will not like him.

And his mother told him that no one likes monsters, only he can become a person if he learns to love.He has no love, so he is an unlikable monster.

"...Where is my mother? Is she dead?"

Fang Man's throat tightened, and he said, "How much do you remember about your mother?"

"She is very thin, with long hair covering her face." Kong Que pushed his glasses, "She told me not to approach her, saying that I was..."

"A monster?" Fang Man pinched the back of Kong Que's neck, "So what?"

The back of Kong Que's neck is more sensitive, Fang Man's hands are dry and warm, his scalp is numb from being pinched, he immediately diverts his attention, lifts up the hem of his skirt to cover his head, revealing his big white legs straddling both sides, Fang Man goes to When I looked next, I found that Kong Que was not wearing underwear.

"Why aren't you wearing underwear?" Fang Man immediately pulled off the hem of the skirt to cover Kong Que's legs, "Didn't you wear it in the morning?"

Kong Que lifted up his skirt to reveal his small abdominal muscles, "Zhou Xiangwan said, if you take it off, it will be more convenient for the car to shake."

It's outrageous!Fang Man pulled down the hem of the skirt again, and said, "I'm not shocked. Kong Que, let me ask you, which is more important, me or your moonlight male god?"

Kong Que: "..."

Fang Man said: "Then let me ask this, I fell into the water with your male god at the same time, who do you save first?"

Kong Que pushed his glasses and said, "You have a high body fat percentage, so you will float up."

Fang Man: "???"

Fang Man laughed angrily, "Oh no, what's wrong with you lying to me? Your male god has turned into a statue, and you won't die if you bubble in the water!"

Kong Que: "..."

On the way back, Zhou Xiangwan, as Kong Que's best-looking and kindest ally, did not take the same car with Kong Que and the others with a wink, leaving him enough space for the car to shake.

It's a pity that Kong Que made a mistake in the old proposition "Who should be rescued first when the husband and the male god fall into the water at the same time?"

Kong Que was driving the car, the smell got worse the more he drove, he stepped on the accelerator and accelerated suddenly.

A few hundred meters ahead was a curve, and Kong Que had no intention of slowing down and turning the corner. If he kept going like this, he and Kong Que would either die or be disabled.

Fang Man was startled, raised his hand and grabbed the handrail tightly, shouting: "Kong Que! Stop!!!"

Kong Que blared his horn: "The car is shaking! I want the car shaking!"

Fang Man: "You fucking crazy! Stop!!!"

"Car shock!"

Fang Man gritted his teeth, thinking that if you go crazy, I will accompany you to the end, and see who can beat the other!

"Who is important, me or your male god?"

"You are different from your brother!"

Fang Man was full of enthusiasm and yelled at Kong Que: "Fuck, let's destroy together, I'm tired!!!"

The Lamborghini was 20 meters away from the curve, Kong Que stepped on the brakes, the tires and the ground rubbed a few sparks, and the castration continued. He hit the sign and slid forward for another five or six meters before coming to a complete stop.

Fang Man was hit by the airbag and was dazed for several seconds before turning to look at Kong Que.

Kong Que looked at Fang Man with red eyes, smiled and said, "I've done the math, nothing will happen, don't be afraid."

The problem was really not a big one, Kong Que didn't want to die with him, and the brakes were just right, but this made Fang Man even more angry.

Fang Man's eyes were also red, and there was buzzing in his ears. He rubbed his ears and whispered: "Is it fun? What makes you think you can threaten me with death?"

"I didn't threaten you," Kong Que pushed his glasses and said with a smile, "I didn't hurt myself either, I obeyed your rules."

"Yo, then you are so good, I don't want to reward you?" Fang Man got out of the car, opened the driver's door, squeezed out the hole and pressed the hood, "Aren't you going to shake it? Then shake it!" !"