Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Fang Man quickly took off his wet short sleeves, and was about to put on the love short sleeves prepared by his mother, when Kong Que suddenly said, "Wait a minute."

Fang Man: "...?"

Kong Que took out a few sheets of tissue paper, pasted them all over his body one by one, and said with a pure face, "Your body is still wet, I'll help you dry it."

Kong Que's hand was very white, but the knuckles were pink. With five fingers spread out, he wiped the water droplets on Fang Man's body through a thin layer of tissue paper. Chest muscles that are easy to develop.

Fang Man: "...Don't rub it, my good skin has been rubbed red by you. Don't think I don't know that your ulterior motives are not in alcohol."

After Duangduang's fat turned into chest muscles, Kong Que always felt that something was missing with the loss of fat.

He smiled and said, "I don't care about you getting fat now, I can even accept you who weigh three hundred catties."

"...???" Fang Man pulled Kong Que's claws away, "Fuck, I can't accept it, I have a bottom line!"

"How much is your bottom line?"

"Good guy, now I'm counting on me to gain weight again." Fang Man put on his clothes and said angrily, "Who locked me up to lose weight? I ate corn for a few days!"

Kong Que smiled and said, "Who is it?"

"You!" Fang Man was speechless for a moment, "Think carefully, is it you?!"

Kong Que thought about it seriously, and a picture of Fang Man lying weakly on the bed on an IV drip came into his mind, and he was lying next to Fang Man, trying to inject corn into the chrysanthemum.

"I just remember that you asked me to stuff corn into my body." Kong Que showed a perverted yet polite smile, eager to try, "Interesting. Did I stuff it later?"

Fang Man: "...No stuff, but I will never play corn with you. By the way, you apologize to me, I will always remember this grudge!"

"I'm sorry." Kong Que smiled and unbuttoned the two buttons on his shirt, and asked, "Is the car shaking?"

Fang Man leaned over, unbuttoned Kong Que's shirt one by one, scratched Kong Que's chin, and said in a deep voice, "Take it off."

Kong Que's breath stagnates, and suddenly he smells better. He takes off his shirt and throws himself on Fang Man.

Fang Man was like a hunter who was about to draw a net. He shook off his short sleeves and grabbed Kong Que's head with the net.

The smell was only for a moment, Kong Que was wearing dry short sleeves, sat in the passenger seat smelly, and went all the way back to Fang Man's house.

Fang Man patted Kong Que on the shoulder and said, "You follow me home."

Kong Que smiled and said, "I'll go back to the hotel."

Fang Man stared at Kong Que and encouraged him, "One hair."

Kong Que: "...Oh?"

Kong Que put on his inscrutable smile when he was talking about big business, but the smell on his body unexpectedly changed.

Fang Man smiled and said, "Two hairs."

Kong Que nodded slowly, and betrayed the ten billion overlord's principles for two flowers in the virtual world, "Okay."

The two entered the house with an umbrella, and just opened the door a crack, Gou Laosi ran out with his hooves on his feet, pawing at Fang Man and barking.

"What's the matter, Lao Si, why are you being so coquettish?"

Zhou Wenya walked over wrapped in a shawl, and said helplessly, "Gou Laosi wants to go out to play."

Fang Man rubbed Rua's dog's head, and said with a smile: "It likes to go out to soak in the pond on rainy days to cool off. It's okay, let him hang out for a while."

Seeing that Fang Man was indifferent, Gou Laosi turned to look at Kong Que, but he didn't dare to be presumptuous towards him, rolled over to Kong Que's feet, revealing his big fluffy belly, sticking out his tongue obediently and breathing towards Kong Que.

Gou Laosi: "Aww..."

Kong Que: "..."

Fang Man pulled Kong Que over and said, "Go to my room and change."

Kong Que nodded politely to Zhou Wenya, and said, "Ms. Zhou, I'll go to Fangman's room."

Zhou Wenya smiled and said, "Call Auntie, I'll go and cut a watermelon for you."

Kong Que's color criticism attribute was completely suppressed by Zhou Wenya. After returning to the room, Fang Man asked them to do the laundry together, but Kong Que tactfully but firmly refused.

Kong Que didn't want the fart-slapping incident in the morning to repeat itself, not to mention that Zhou Wenya cut the watermelon for them to eat, he didn't want her to wait, it would be too impolite.

"It's inconvenient. If I wash with you, I can't bear it."

Fang Man was shocked and said: "You were so pure when you were damned? You were just on the side of the curb and kept yelling that the car would be shocked!"

Kong Que smiled and said, "If you are willing to go to the car with me now, I am the color critic."

Fang Man: "...grass."

Fang Man went to take a bath with a face full of crap, he didn't understand, Kong Que was so virtuous in front of his mother, but in front of him he was a thousand-year-old jerk!

Fang Man thought about it, if Kong Que lost his morals to Zhou Wenya, it would be a big mistake, and his attitude is quite good now.

But why?

Fang Man turned off the water and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Perhaps Kong Que didn't even realize that he wanted a mother, and he hoped to get her approval, so he empathized with Zhou Wenya.

Fang Man took a deep breath, turned on the water and flushed his face. He didn't step on his slippers until he calmed down.

He didn't see Kong Que when he went out, so when he went downstairs, he heard Zhou Wenya's gentle voice, "Xiao Que, shall I cut it into small pieces for you to eat?"

"Okay. Thank you... Auntie."

Gou Laosi: "Aww~"

There is a huge floor-to-ceiling window in the living room, the wind pours in from the window, with the cool rain and the wonderful fragrance of the plants in the garden. Gou Laosi is tied to the corner of the table, looking at the melon and the door, maybe he wants to go out to play , still want to eat melon.

Kong Que was wearing ill-fitting short sleeves and shorts, sitting on a small bench, holding a small half of a watermelon, and eating it with a toothpick.

Fang Man smiled slightly, leaned over to Zhou Wenya, and said, "I want it too!"

Zhou Wenya handed the remaining half to Fang Man, and said, "Use a spoon to dig."

Fang Man: "Mom, what about yourself?"

Zhou Wenya said: "I drank watermelon juice with Gou Laosi."

Fang Man said with a smile: "Gou Laosi's treatment is too good!"

"Then I'll squeeze it for you too?"

Fang Man protected the watermelon and said, "I don't, I want to dig and eat."

Zhou Wenya rua rua Fang's head was full, and she went to the kitchen to squeeze juice. She planned to squeeze two cups of avocado and watermelon milkshakes. Gou Laosi had to add yogurt to Gou Laosi's cup, and baked a plate of chicken wings as snacks for Fang Man and Kong Que .

Fang Man poked Kong Que with his toe and said, "Aren't you taking a bath?"

Kong Que said, "Yes. I'll go back to the hotel to wash later."

Fang Man dug up a large piece of watermelon, put it in his mouth, and said, "I like to dig watermelon like this the most. You can still play with the leftover watermelon rind."

Kong Que pushed his glasses and said, "How to play?"

"For example, when Gou Laosi was young, he dug two holes in the watermelon rind, put him in it, hung it on a tree, and gave him a swing. Now he weighs 120 pounds, and he can't afford to swing."

Kong Que pondered, "You can use a giant pumpkin instead of a watermelon."

Fang Manle was happy, and said: "I thank you on behalf of Gou Laosi."

Fang Man ate the watermelon at a groaning speed, and quickly dug up the watermelon until there was only a little bit of red left. Kong Que's appetite was relatively small, and the speed was getting slower and slower. Fang Man asked: "Can you eat it? If you can't eat it, throw it away. "

Kong Que really couldn't eat anymore, looked at the kitchen, and said softly, "Your mother cut it for me."

"Let's change." Fang Man exchanged the watermelon rind in his hand to Kong Que, took the watermelon in Kong Que's hand and dug it up, eating without delaying his conversation, "There is another way to play with the watermelon rind. Dad used to play with me a lot."

"what?"

Fang Man ate up the pulp, poured the juice from the rind into the trash can, and said mysteriously, "Put your head here."

Kong Que didn't intend to read Fang Man's thoughts, and obediently moved his head.

Haw!

Fang Man snapped the melon rind onto Kong Que's head with a backhand.

The strange juice flowed into the neck, and Kong Que became stinky in place: "???????"

Fang Man laughed loudly, picked up another piece of melon rind and covered his head, and said cheerfully: "Queer! Let's play real rainforest cf!!!"

Kong Que: "..."