Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

In winter, the movie "Little Monster" adapted from the script "father" written by Kong Que officially launched on an auspicious day.

According to the usual practice, on the first day of starting up, it is necessary to burn incense and worship Buddha.

The camera was covered with a red silk cloth, pineapples, dragon fruit, bananas and other festive-looking fruits were placed on the table, and a small white jade statue was placed in front of the fruits.

Carved from high-quality mutton fat jade above the statue, it is a god with thick hair, stacked double chins, and a small belly, which is full of kindness and kindness.

Fang Man faintly heard someone whispering behind him:

"I've followed so many crews, and this is the first time I've seen someone worship Maitreya Buddha."

"No, Maitreya Buddha doesn't have that much hair."

……

Fang Man stared blankly at the statue, and lit three sticks of incense on the incense burner.

Kong Que stepped forward with a devout face, and obediently bowed to the statue.

A few days after starting the machine, Fang Man became obsessed with pampering, eating and drinking, and the staff were surprised to find that the director and the statue grew more and more like each other!

After the machine was turned on, Fang Man devoted himself to the great business of filming. After filming a night scene that day, Fang Man dragged his heavy belly and walked back to the hotel in the footsteps of a vicissitudes old father, leading the dog Laosi.

As soon as he entered the door, he heard a cat meowing, and Meow lightly jumped onto Gou Laosi's back, purring and acting like a baby. A meow little cat head.

Fang Man: "..." Suffocating love.

An ominous premonition welled up in Fang Man's heart, he walked around to the inner room, stepped on a field of bright rose petals, and saw that Kong Que was in a bad posture of "or22", lying on the bed full of gadgets and waiting. he.

Fang Man: "..." Suffocating love x2.

Fang Man lay down next to Kong Que, sank into the sea of ​​gadgets, and said calmly like Sister Pomegranate: "Come on, move yourself."

Kong Que rushed forward fragrantly.

Kong Que entertained himself on him for a long time, but he was not satisfied. He took his hand and rubbed his neck and said, "Fang Man, I want to fart."

Fang Man: "Move yourself, the slapping just now is similar to slapping farts."

Kong Que showed a capitalist's hypocritical yet unscrupulous smile, "You still owe me a hundred pats, I'll give you a 99% discount, just [-] pats."

Fang Man: "..."

Fang Man seriously underestimated the seriousness of Kong Que's treatment of "Queer Picking Flowers". In just a few days, he has already accumulated a hundred farts.

Fang Man raised his hand and patted it perfunctorily a few times, while Kong Que obediently counted the number.

Patting and patting, Fang Man's wrists gradually weakened, and his head was about to fall asleep at one o'clock. Kong Que ruthlessly got up from the bed, made Fang Man a cup of cold brew coffee, "Fang Man, get up and fart. There are still 52 blows. "

Fang Man was woken up, out of anger.

Think about the few days when Kong Que first found out that he was the moonlight male god, he was really well-behaved, a benchmark of male virtue, it was almost as if he was the queen of the world.

However, he didn't cherish the rare abstinence Kong Que. He grabbed Kong Que into his arms, squeezed him into a circle and flattened him, strictly making him distinguish the essential difference between Fang Man and the Moonlight Goddess he imagined in his heart. After days of desensitization treatment, Kong Que finally stopped saying that he was hot.

After a few more days, this guy has become the current picture of dissatisfied desires and loves to fart.

Fang Man grabbed Kong Que and hit him more than fifty times quickly and hard.

Kong Que squinted his eyes in comfort, was beaten submissively, and hid his face in Fangman's chest muscles.

Fang Man shook his numb and hot palm, thinking, this is not going to work, he will be squeezed dry by Kong Que.

Two days later, when Kong Que returned from a business trip, Fang Man gave Kong Que a gift.

"What is it?" Kong Que pushed his glasses and followed Fang Man expectantly.He likes Fang Man giving him gifts very much. In his heart, giving gifts is an external expression of love, and Fang Man will give him gifts only when Fang Man loves him!

Fang Man brought Kong Que to the bed, and pulled the red silk to reveal a machine.

That's an automatic fart machine.

Kong Que: It stinks!

"You can still adjust the speed. Do you want to speed up the double-A gear, or do you want to be sad?" Fang Man proudly puffed out his belly.