[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

"Hello!", Meloni greeted the bartender skillfully.

I also sat down: "Hi~"

"what do you need?"

"Stinger," Meloni's eyes were already looking for prey.

But I absent-mindedly reported the name of the wine I drank before: "Golden Dream (Golden Dream)"

Is there any way for Meloni to leave the position without me leaving?I was lost in thought as I watched the bartender who was making fancy drinks...

"Hey, do you come to this place often?" Meloni asked, looking at me.

"Occasionally...", Occasionally some enemies need to be dealt with in the bar. Actually, I don't like the feeling of being drunk, because I prefer to stay sober.

Meloni obviously misunderstood me, thinking that I was a rich lady who rarely went to such places.

"Your Stringer is well, sir, and this lady's golden dream."

Meloni stood up with the drink and said, "Let's go."

I touched the rim of the glass and looked at the camera behind the bartender and asked, "Is that Kodak?"

The bartender and Meloni were stunned at the same time, and Meloni said incredulously, "Hey...won't you?"

I narrowed my eyes and smiled and asked the bartender, "Don't you know~"

Meloni seemed to understand what I meant, he knew that I was going to hook up with this bartender, "Then I won't disturb your affair...", he put down his drink and left.

"Don't forget your wine later.", I reminded Meloni.

"Got it..." Meloni said, waving his hand.

The bartender was still looking at me with interest, so I leaned forward and asked him, "Is there any Spirytus?"

"Huh?" He didn't seem to realize that I changed the subject.

"Ah what, ask if you have Polish Spirytus!"

The bartender replied blankly: "Yes... yes."

I pushed Meroni's glass in front of him and said, "Give me a Spirytus."

"But... the concentration of Spirytus is 97%, and we all use it to mix...", the bartender seemed unwilling to do this.

I took out five hundred dollars and pressed it against his chest and said, "If you tell me to do it, do it! Tonight he must pour!"

The bartender probably thought I was plotting against Meloni, and reminded: "If he doesn't wake up the next day, don't blame me."

I couldn't wish for it in my heart, but I still said, "It's okay~"

After about 10 minutes, Meloni came over with a short-haired woman in his arms. Meloni handed the cigarette to the woman's mouth, then picked up the glass and drank it down.

Well done!I cheered in my heart.

"Huh? What's wrong with this wine..." Meloni's body softened before he could finish speaking.

The woman next to him supported him in panic and said, "Hey! What's the matter with you?"

I went up to take Meloni and said to the woman, "Excuse me miss, he can't drink well...it spoils your interest."

Seeing the woman's confused face, I took off the necklace and put it on her hand and said, "This is a new necklace from a few days ago...I gave it to you as a gift...it's a diamond~"

"Ah... ah...", the woman promised to leave.

I quickly put down Meloni and stopped her and said, "May I leave a phone number, miss? Do you have time to make an appointment tomorrow?"

That woman was really scared, I glanced at Meloni and said, "I made an appointment for him."

"Yes... yes...", the woman took out a business card from her bag and handed it to me, "That... you take good care of him."

Then I ran away, wondering what there was to be afraid of.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Meloni taking off his pants, and his jacket had already been taken off and placed on the bar. The bartender was trying to stop Meloni with a terrified expression.

Seeing that Meloni untied the belt and was about to take it off, I quickly grabbed his waistband and said, "What are you doing, Meloni!"

His face was flushed, he looked at me with blurred eyes and said, "Swimming..."

"Huh?", fuck him?

He continued to pull down his pants forcefully, and I could only pull his pants up as far as possible.

"Stab—la—"

I was holding a length of Meloni's trousers, and Meloni was wearing a length of trousers, showing all his purple underwear.

"Why don't you let me swim!" Meloni accused me loudly.

Now everyone around me looked over, even the bartender turned around in embarrassment.

There was a bunch of swishing voices in the crowd: "There is no need to do this at the bar."

Fuck!Where is the face?Why can't I find my face?

I want to pull Meloni out quickly, but Meloni's height is 180+, I can't pull it no matter what, I want to call a stand-in to help, but Meloni also calls a stand-in to stop me? ? ?

In desperation, I had no choice but to say: "The swimming pool is not here, can I take you to the swimming pool?"

After hearing this, Meloni regained his energy and wanted to stand up, but he couldn't stand up when he was drunk, so he could only crawl on the ground.

"I'll help you." As I said that, I was about to go up and help him up.

Unexpectedly, Meloni shook off my hand and said: "I can walk by myself! I am the strongest stand-in messenger! Do you want your help?" He slowly crawled forward while talking.

I'm scared, I'm really scared, I don't dare to get drunk again, watching him crawl into the crowd, if he walks out of the bar like this, the whole bar will know that I brought a The man who crawled on the ground.

I quickly asked the bartender, "Where is the back door?"

I couldn't afford to lose that person, so I had to ask Eastern Eden to guide Meloni to the back door, and I picked up Meloni's clothes and went out the back door first.

"Could this be a swimming pool? You're lying to me!" Meloni nestled on the threshold of the back door of the wine glass and refused to come out.

Dongfang Eden and I tried our best to drag him out of the door, but in the end he lay on the ground and couldn't move...Meloni...If I knew this, why did I do it in the first place!

I have no choice but to call someone for help, but Prosciutto is definitely not available, and Gerald is definitely with Solbey, so I only have the phone numbers of Jiaqiu and Iluso.

Let's call it Illuso... I drove out in Gaccio's car and broke a rearview mirror. If I called Gaccio, he would have killed me and Meloni...

So I took out my mobile phone and called Illuso: "It's me, Meloni is drunk, can you come and help me bring him back?"

As a result, a woman's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Who are you looking for?"

Fuck!Illuso with a woman? ? !Female...Girlfriend?

"Sorry for the wrong number!", I quickly hung up the phone, in case Iluso's girlfriend was disturbed by me, he would definitely kill me.

Woooooooooooo what to do now?I'm such a poor man, if I knew I might as well have told Meloni that I didn't get the blood...

After some ideological struggle, I still called Jiaqiu, otherwise I would not be able to control Meloni, and now he wants to fuck! ! !

"Hey?"

"Gacchu is me."

"what?"

"That...Melloni is drunk, you see...".

Before I finished speaking, Jiaqiu became irritable: "Did he drink alcohol! He actually got drunk! Isn't he a good drinker!"

I swallowed my saliva and said guiltyly: "He drank a little too much...Can you come over and help me carry him back."

"...Got it." Jiaqiu hung up the phone.

I just breathed a sigh of relief when the phone rang again, and Jiaqiu's voice pierced through my brain after it was connected: "You guys drove my car away, right! Do I need to fly over?"

I said cautiously: "Slip...slip here?"

"Fuck! I'll come over and kill you two right now!"

The author has something to say:

Spirytus: Vodka Spirytus produced in Poland is a distilled spirit with an alcohol concentration of up to 96%. The more common Bloody Mary can be prepared with it, and the lips will tingle after a sip.

Kodak camera: It was first launched in 90. At that time, the price was as high as 20000 US dollars. There were new models until 98.

These are all from my Baidu, hahahahahaha.

The name of the wine is also checked. In fact, I have never been to a bar haha.