[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

Today is also a day for ordinary high school students. I walked into the campus with Jousuke and Koichi in a good mood... and Dacong, he and Jousuke became very close for some reason. I heard from him that it was because he lived across from Jousuke.

So most people can't keep up with his brain circuit at all.

"Jousuke, that Kobayashi Miyu came to my house after school yesterday, I was really scared to death."

I swung my schoolbag and bent over to ask Kang Yi: "Is that the person who just brought you the schoolbag? It doesn't look scary...Kang Yi is too timid."

"No! He is a stand-in messenger, he can use people's guilt to lock his chest, and he attacked us yesterday morning! Is it Jousuke, Okuyasu?"

Yitai drank soy milk and responded: "Yeah...it's really incompetent to say it..."

I said thoughtfully: "Kang Yi is always unlucky if he walks alone, so try to walk with us in the future."

"Hahahahaha! Seriously, last time I thought Kang Yi was leaving alone!" Yitai patted his thigh in agreement.

I held my chin: "Kang Yi may have a special physique, for example, he is prone to provoke bad people."

Kang Yi touched his new hairstyle in shock and said, "No way! Then wouldn't my hairstyle be more dangerous!"

Yitai and I laughed, Kang Yi is really cute and silly in some ways, unlike Yitai, who is completely brainless and smart.

Josuke stopped Yiyasu and I from flirting with Koichi, and he asked Koichi, "So what method did you use to deal with that Kobayashi Miyu?"

Kang Yi vividly described to us how his stand-in "ACT1" jumped out of the egg, how he pasted the words on Xiaolin Meiyu's face, and then called on his mother's trust, and finally tidied up Xiaolin Meiyu obediently.

I touched Kang Yi's handsome new hairstyle and praised: "Kang Yi has grown up..."

It seems that the team can use this method to educate newcomers in the future, how rapid growth it is!Even the stand-in can be used as a Pokémon.

Kang Yi clapped my hand and said, "Why is Lixi acting like a child, we are the same age!"

"Okay okay."

"Don't be so perfunctory!"

The advantage of walking with Jousuke is that he can always remind me not to do anything exaggerated, and Otoyasu and Koichi both believed that I was a bad person before, and with the attribute of stand-in messenger, I feel pretty good.

The downside is that girls generally don't like me that much, because there are rumors circulating in the class that I'm two-footed... I don't even need to think about it because someone saw me walking with Prosciutto.

Don't care about what these high school girls say, anyway, I am also a gangster in my 20s, and I care about nothing with children.

When he walked to the door of the class, a girl bumped into Yitai who was stretching his arms. Oh, it should be said that Dazhi waved his hand and hurt the girl.

I grabbed the girl's waist with one hand, then took a step forward to support her steady and said, "Are you okay, Yitai's brain is not very good."

"Why are you talking about me! Although it is true..."

The girl blushed and tugged at the corner of her clothes and said, "Thank you...I'm fine."

I breathed a sigh of relief, ordinary girls would be in trouble if they were knocked out by a tough guy like Yitai...

I said to Yitai; "Hurry up and apologize to others! You think everyone is as fleshy as you."

"Simi Masan." Yitai sincerely apologized

That girl hastily said that it's okay and ran away. Are all high school girls so shy? ?

Just as I was about to sit down, a short man bumped into me.

"Ah, sorry."

"cut……"

underestimate me?

I took out a knife and pointed at his face and said, "Do you want to die? Don't you know that you have to accept an apology honestly!"

The man leaned against the table in fright, and I heard someone calling me from behind.

"Lixi! What are you doing?" It was Jousuke, who hurried over to protect me behind my back.

I looked up and saw that everyone in the class was looking at me in horror.not good!Isn't that how ordinary high school students face provocations?Then what should I do!I stared blankly at Jousuke.

Jousuke quickly picked up the apple on the table next to him, thrust it into my knife and said loudly, "Ah! Lixi wants to peel an apple!"

I was stunned for three seconds, then quickly pulled out the knife and began to peel the apple. While peeling, I said, "That's right! This classmate must be in pain! I'll peel an apple for you to eat."

Jousuke pulled the little black-haired man in front of me, and asked him to sit down with a kind face. I cut off a sliced ​​apple with a knife and handed it to him.

"Come on, let's eat..."

Josuke asked his name in a low voice, and he said tremblingly, "Ma...Mata...Toshiwa."

I grinned and said kindly: "Okay, Tian Min and his classmates...let's eat."

The people around looked relieved, they talked about my kindness, and apologized for peeling an apple when I was hit by someone.

"Huh~ Fortunately, I reacted quickly. Lixi, you almost had a big accident. No one would suddenly draw a knife out of a conflict!"

"Sorry…"

It turns out that ordinary high school students don't take out knives casually. Fortunately, Proxiet didn't give me a gun, otherwise I should shoot first before talking.

Kang Yi and Yitai rushed over when they heard the news. I don't want to hear Yitai laughing at me now. Although my behavior is not normal, I am a hundred times better than Da Smart.

In the end, under Yitai's instigation, the four of us skipped class together and went to the rooftop to drink soda. On the way, we met that man called Jianjian, and I pulled him up. I have to apologize to someone, otherwise I was scared. manage?

I threw a bottle of Coke into the shivering room in the corner, and said, "I'm sorry, Jousuke and I didn't mean to scare you."

"Yeah, Lixi is not used to life in Japan, don't worry about her, classmate." Jousuke opened the drink bottle.

Yitai asked me with interest: "What's the matter! Did Lixi hit someone?"

"How is that possible?" I rolled my eyes.

Kang Yi walked over to comfort classmate Jianjian, but classmate Jianjian suddenly raised his voice and said, "Who is Jianjian! My name is Jiantian Minhe!"

"Nani! Isn't it Mamata Toshikazu!" ×2

Jousuke and I exclaimed at the same time.

"How could someone be called Mamata Toshikazu!"

"I'm sorry!", I bowed and apologized to Toshika Mata according to Jousuke.

"Bang--", the roof staircase door was suddenly opened, and a... Jousuke came in? ?

I turned my head to look at Jousuke, and he said with a confused face, "What is it?"

Toshi Mata proudly greeted "Jousuke Higashika" and said, "This is my substitute 'surface', you all are substitute messengers, right?"

Koichi was very close to Mata Toshika, completely within the opponent's attack range, Mata Toshika raised his hand on the surface, and Jousuke would also raise his hand, this is terrible!

I took a step to the right: "Eastofeden, cut him over."

Eastern Eden cut the distance between Jousuke and Mata Toshikazu, Mata Toshikazu flew towards Jousuke, put his head in Jousuke's arms and passed out.Kang Yi happened to be caught by me, and I could already control the cutting distance precisely. To be precise, the accuracy became higher after the bombing space hit me.

"This dwarf is also a stand-in messenger..." Yitai picked up Mata Toshikazu's collar.

Because the "surface" of the body's coma has also returned to the appearance of a wooden man, I regretfully said: "It's a pity, I still want to see if it is exactly the same as Jousuke."

Jousuke patted his chest with lingering fear, saying that even though the appearance is the same, the inside is different.

When I was supporting Kang Yi, I always felt that there was some sharp gaze looking at me...

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Yukako: How dare you touch Koichi! ! !