[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

It is 8.30 in the morning, the assassination team is still immersed in dreamland, and I - an American girl who loves life!

There's a disgraceful thing to do - I'm going to copy Meloni's double, why should I look at his pervert?Of course because his double can have children!

Thinking about Bugarati's ability is really convenient. When I go to see Bugarati, get some of his blood, and then find a woman who is proficient in smoking, drinking, and perm... and give birth to a Bibugarati Lati's son is still strong!

Moreover, the death of this ability double does not affect the main body. I can even imagine my bright future in the future.

Meloni's room was right next to mine, and I opened it quietly, and he was still sleeping.

Judging from the layout of his room, I just need to open an opening through the front door, crawl under the table on the left to the side of his bed, hold his head and bang!It's OK.

good!The action begins!

BGM: Mission Impossible———

I arrived at Meroni's bed smoothly, and I calculated the location just to be sure, and the sofa on the first floor is right below where I stand

The moment Meloni was hit by me, I opened the zipper that had been set in advance, and I fell to the first floor, and Meloni would feel that he was having a nightmare.

Perfect!

The plan went smoothly until the last step, until the moment I held Meroni's head in my hands, the lady luck left me.

"What are you doing?" Meroni's sharp eyes pierced my heart.

"Ah...just..."

As soon as I was nervous, I carried out the last step of the plan directly. I grabbed Meloni's hair and he fell downstairs with me.

"Bump—bang—"

I grabbed Meloni's hair and fell on the sofa. Meloni was lying on the table in front of the sofa, with blood oozing from his face.

The other people who heard the voice and went downstairs to check the situation must have seen such a scene.

"What are you guys playing in the morning?" Iluso poked half of his body out of the mirror at the corner of the stairs and looked at me gloatingly.

Then Gaccio and Holmaggio walked down the stairs together. The moment he saw Meloni and me, he exploded.

"You bastard! How dare you hit Meroni!" Jiaqiu rushed over with the head of a flowering devil fruit on his head.

Hearing what he said, I subconsciously let go of my hand, only to hear a "poof--" because my let go and Meloni's head lowered and hit the edge of the table.

ah!I knew I wouldn't let go, but now it's even more serious.

Gaccio lifted Meloni who was lying on the table, and Hormaggio came over and stood between me and Meloni.

"Do you have such a big conflict?" Hormagio touched his chin and asked me suspiciously.

I see that Gaccio is going to take Meloni upstairs, that's no good!I've worked so hard to get Meloni's double yet!

I hurried over to Meloni, and Hormaggio grabbed my arm the moment I passed him.

"Speak up if you have something to say! Don't do it!"

"Oh! It's not what you think!", I explained impatiently: "Let go of me! I still have something to do!"

Gaccio was walking upstairs with one arm of Meloni, but he turned around when he heard my words.

"You guys still want to fight! You're so arrogant!", he was about to rush over to fight me, but Iluso, who was behind him, grabbed his waist.

"I said it's not what you think! Won't you listen to me?"

"I can do whatever I want! Why do you stupid woman when I listen to you!"

"Am I stupid? I didn't even say that your hair is as bad as a devil fruit, and your temper is as bad as a devil fruit!"

"Devil fruit! You want to die, don't you!"

"You know how to say that, right?"

"Boom-"

Holmaggio and I turned our heads to look at the door at the same time. Proxiet was looking at us with a gloomy expression in his pocket.

For a moment, I felt that the hearts of myself and Jiaqiu were connected, and two words appeared in my mind at the same time: dead!

Jiaqiu and I each sat on the sofa with two big bags on our shoulders, and Proxiet sat opposite, "I didn't expect you to be so energetic so early in the morning?"

"Sorry…"

"Sorry…"

"If you destroy public property in the future, the two of you will be responsible for all sanitation."

Hearing this, Jiaqiu, who was sitting in front of me, said unconvinced: "It was all done by Lixi! She also beat Meloni."

"Are you a child? Still suing?"

"Shut up, you!!!"

Okay, I admit that I like watching Jiaqiu explode.

Proxiet seemed helpless, "Lixi checks Meloni's injury."

I slapped Meloni on the stomach, "Get up! Stop pretending, didn't you just have a nosebleed?"

"..." Meloni didn't respond.

Looking at other people's suspicious eyes, I stepped between Meloni's legs and said viciously: "If you don't get up again, I won't let you get up."

"Good morning~", Meloni opened his eyes and said to everyone with a smile.

I was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Meloni said immediately, "Is there something wrong with Lixi running to my room early in the morning and holding my face?"

Seeing Proxieter's face darken with the naked eye, I gave Meloni a hard look: "You're cruel."

Meloni: each other~

Yesterday, I was flirting with Proxiety, and I went to Meloni's room early this morning. I can imagine how unhappy Proxiety was.

I quickly said to him: "I can explain!"

"Say."

"I want Meloni's ability."

"Ah? Why?" Meloni didn't seem to understand, because his ability can be said to be biased and requires a female body as a mother. "General girls will hate this ability?"

Can I be an ordinary person?I'm the one who's going to be the second strongest woman in the world, what do you know?Of course this cannot be said.

"You know my current ability, right? I got it from Bugarati in the next door. Isn't it very useful?"

"That said, it's really useful."

"That's okay."

"People who have been defeated don't need to express their opinions." I said with a glance at Jiaqiu.

So Meloni became a human fixation machine again.

I continued to say: "I want to use Bugarati's blood to find another woman to be born with a son of Bugarati! Think about it...how wonderful~", I winked at Meloni .

Meloni thought for a moment and said, "Blood is halved."

"make a deal!"

"That's it?" Holmaggio looked in disbelief.

"Otherwise, can she still want your boring ability?" Iluso asked Hormaggio.

"..." Sure enough, the assassination team is really full of unknown vitality, I thought silently in my heart.

Proxiet stood up and said, "You are better as you are now."

Are you complimenting me?

"Who wants coffee? I just bought it." Before I could answer, Proxiet turned and picked up the coffee.

He seems...compared with him, he is a bit different...I thought to myself, and followed everyone to get coffee.

"Where's the captain? No coffee?"

"The captain went to perform the mission early in the morning."

"Great! I can watch football games all night again!"

"YES!"

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