Zombie Memories

Gagged my mouth with his hand, thanks to him for thinking it out.

It's obvious that he is rambunctious, but I'm really afraid of hurting him.I glared.

Seeing my eyes widen, Qing Ze took out his hand embarrassingly, and laughed: "It's really out of tune, Lian Feng, you've been tone deaf since you were a child, I didn't expect you to still be like this now."

I literally stomped my feet and beat my chest, the preparation of my generation of song kings... was just denied.

Who does he think he is, the mentor of the good voice of the zombies?

Because of this, I was unhappy for a long time. In order to comfort me and make up for his mistakes, Qing Ze beat two mutant beasts with me and gave me meat.

The meat of the mutant beast is really delicious!The stronger and more powerful the more fragrant, so I am happy to eat meat.

The 30 minutes of unhappiness ended like this.

Aside from our disagreement over jelly beans, our trip went surprisingly smoothly.

As long as you look for it sincerely, there are already many mutated animals. Some pets have mutated, and most of them are in the mountains and forests, and they have gone to the range where people used to move.Many are several times larger than their original size and have developed unique skills. Ordinary people are their prey.

They are my meal.At first it was because I was fighting.As long as the jelly beans are not picked out, broken arms and legs are nothing. If you kill them and eat energy-rich meat, your arms and legs will grow back and become stronger.

Besides, I was already much better than other people, so after fighting like this, I was promoted again.

I asked Qing Ze to eat those meats, and he cut some and roasted them.Then, diarrhea...

I felt wistful, regretted it, and devoured the rest of the meat.

Qingze didn't give up, and wanted to absorb some energy, but he didn't dare to eat jelly beans, so he kept trying to eat meat.

Later, I found that it would be much better to eat less at a time and cook more.

So with such a little increase, his physique gradually improved, and he could eat more, and occasionally had diarrhea or something.

When killing the mutant beast, he ate the meat, and I even swallowed the meat on the belt. He was satisfied, and so was I.Well, it's really delicious to eat with meat.

But there is no such thing as an unchanging end of the world, and there are always accidents that make us change.

Just one morning, the sun did not rise, and the sky and the earth were as dark as the night. There seemed to be a strange and terrifying thing between the sky and the earth, similar to energy, similar to black light, similar to invisible fluctuations affecting everyone and corpses.

So in this daytime when you can't see your fingers, all the zombies are excited, come out from every corner, and bathe in the darkness to the maximum extent.Humans instinctively hid in the building, listening to the roar of the zombies outside in horror. Those who did not have time to hide were injured to varying degrees, and even turned into zombies.

Later, this day was called "the first dark day" by human beings, because after that, there were three different dark days.Every time it brings a great disaster to human beings, causing more and stronger zombies.

I had a sense before the first dark day came.Because we arrived at Tianzhong Mountain, a tourist spot in this province, as soon as we got here, I knew why this direction attracted me.

Because there will be a huge amount of energy descending from the sky and the earth. This kind of energy is overbearing and pure. Humans cannot absorb it. If you absorb it, you will be hurt instead. Only innocent zombies can absorb it (you are enough). This is God’s wish for emerging species gift.This energy baptism can produce a group of zombies that are more powerful than ordinary zombies. Of course, the already powerful ones will be improved to a higher level.

Although this kind of energy can be sensed and absorbed everywhere, there are also special places where it is particularly strong and thick, and there is such a place in the south of Tianzhong Mountain.When I got here, I remembered, didn't I pick up my first bite of food, the little stone that gave me energy?

From the point of view of feng shui, this extremely evil and dangerous place is my paradise.Compared with other ordinary corpses, I not only developed my wisdom earlier, but also advanced one after another. It turns out that I have long been the man chosen by heaven!

I was very proud, but when I saw Qingze, I realized that he couldn't bathe in the grace of heaven together, and had to find a way to hide it.

At first, I thought it was very simple. Look at those carnivores, when they hide more than they can eat, they have a lot of tricks, and they are all clever.Digging a hole and burying it is more common, oh no, it will suffocate him to death.

Dig a cellar?That's technical work, I really can't guarantee it won't collapse.No, I promise it will collapse.

It is also more common to put it on a tree, no, it will still turn him into a zombie in seconds without cover.

Cover it with grass?It seems that the air leakage is not safe.

God, I can't immerse him in the water, and he will be eaten by fish without being suffocated.

It seems that the only way is for him to go to the place where humans gather first, and then we will meet again.

Qingze didn't know why I had a headache, he still wanted to continue on his way and urged me to go, but I roared angrily, pointed at the ground, and shook my head and refused to go.

He came to pull me, and I pointed here again, Qingze thought about it, and suddenly became excited: "Here, what do you feel?"

I nodded, oh!With a sigh of relief, he finally understood what I meant.

Qing Ze happily ran to the car, is he leaving?Although this was my intention, this guy left me without hesitation and ran so happily, it was too...

Wait, what is he doing with a small shovel?The tool in the trunk is this small shovel. Could it be that he is not happy that I said we will leave temporarily and copy it by hand?So violent!

Qingze started digging directly where I followed my fingers, digging hard, as if there was a treasure buried underground.

He was totally wrong!His understanding cannot be overestimated.

Confused.

In order to let him understand, I exerted all my strength, wailing and dancing, and sweating for the first time in my gestures, and he finally guessed what I meant.

"You want to stay here and let me go to the human place?" Qing Ze looked at me with complicated eyes.

I was almost moved to drooling and nodded hastily.

He seemed to be shocked: "Why..." The hand holding the shovel was too hard, and it started to turn white.

Isn't that simple?Zombies must absorb that energy, and humans must try to avoid it, what if we don't separate?

I thought about it, pointed at him, then lay down on the ground and made a "person" character, then pointed at myself, screamed and stretched my arms and jumped twice, like a common zombie movement.This time he understood "Because you are a zombie and I am a human?"

I nodded happily, then pointed to the car, thought for a while, and took out a lot of food in the space.When I was digging out things, Qing Ze suddenly broke out: "I know you are a zombie and I am human, but I never thought of leaving you! Isn't it good that we are together? Why don't you want me? I think I am useless You think I won't let you eat people..."

As he talked, he became excited, threw back the food I stuffed him, sprinkled it all over the floor, and didn't look at the things that he usually cherished so much.He rushed up to me, still swinging the shovel, and I almost thought he was going to hit me.

I was about to snatch the white blade with my bare hands, but Qing Ze didn't come over. He roared and his eyes turned red. He didn't know whether it was bloodshot from anger or sadness. He grabbed my collar and couldn't let go, saying incoherently: "You bit me to death!" Forget it, why didn't you eat me back then! I thought we could be together forever, you eat now, you bite..."

Once a mild-mannered person becomes stubborn, it will be fatal. I have had enough of the suffering of not being able to understand the language. I must master the foreign language of Chinese again in my lifetime!

Now I can only hug him, put my arms around his back lightly, and pat him.Qingze looked up at my black eyes, and hugged me dejectedly: "Don't do this, don't separate. I will become stronger so I won't drag you down, and I will find you a lot of crystal nuclei to eat."

I wiped it, and it was back to square one.I can only give up the idea of ​​letting him leave alone, and search for a safe place to hide food all over the mountain.

Finally found a cave.I'm so stupid, in a mountain, there are not many large and small caves, why didn't I think of it earlier?I chose a relatively deep hole, went in with Qingze and saw that there was nothing there, so I prepared daily necessities for him, including the food that had been thrown away.

Time is running out, this time I pointed out seriously, pointed at myself, and let him sit in the hole.

Qing Ze vaguely knew about it when I was looking for a hiding place everywhere, and now seeing this situation, he understood that I must let him stay here, so he nodded and asked, "How long?"

I thought about it, and drew a circle to represent the sun, and half a circle to represent the moon. This is one day.

He tentatively asked, "A week and a half? Half a month?"

With a dark face, I gestured again, and he was shocked: "A pi? Lian Feng, you are smart again."

Don't talk to me again, I want to be quiet.

Just one thing to say: I have always been smart and you have lowered my IQ Thank you.

I shook my head, regardless of whether he understood or not, I gently pushed him back, and then went to the entrance of the cave and sealed the cave with a big stone.

The roar of the zombies in the distance has been one after another, and my hearing is already very good, and I can feel the excitement and the inevitable.

Zombies are natural eaters, the sky is about to fall, and zombies that don't want to eat are not good zombies.I instinctively found a low-lying place and waited for the black light to come.

For a whole day and night, there was darkness between the sky and the earth, and the turbulent energy washed my body and my jelly beans like a tide.I was immersed in this wonderful feeling, greedily absorbing the energy around me.My jelly bean began to spin slowly from a standstill. It seemed to be getting smaller, but it was more crystal clear and firmer. Every time it rotated, the energy absorption became smoother.

My thought wave, no, I already know it now, it is called spiritual power, and I use it to lead the black light into the body, into the jelly beans without a teacher, and condense my power.

One day and one night, I have never been so satisfied. For zombies, this is simply a feast.

Maybe this is a good time to eliminate zombies, because all zombies absorb energy instinctively, almost lose their reaction to the outside world, and no longer chase humans, but because people will be hurt, few people dare to run at such an abnormal time out of cover.

The energy went from thick to thin, and finally completely gone, and the sun has risen as usual.Satisfied, I ran back to the cave.

The stone was still completely blocked, I yelled twice, but I didn't hear Qing Ze's answer.

?what happened?He removed the stone and ran in, only to see Qing Ze lying on the ground.Did something bite my food?Before this king even took a bite, was he snatched up by some daring thing?

The author has something to say:

Slag Gong Small Theater:

Qing Ze: You are a zombie and I am a human, so you just want to break up, right?

Lian Feng: Intellectually speaking, this is correct.

Qing Ze: Your skin is bluish white, your eyeballs are completely black, and when you were drooling at me, I didn't dislike you, why do you want to break up now?

Lian Feng: There are many reasons.You don't let me eat people, you don't like my singing, you laugh at my penis, and you haven't communicated spiritually yet...

Qing Ze: You...have never said it.Besides cannibalism, should I change my career?

Lian Feng: Why are you so determined?You don't know a word. The other party has thousands of reasons for wanting to break up. In fact, you don't need to study it carefully. It's just because you want to break up.

Qing Ze: I see, my heart is broken into dumpling stuffing.

Lian Feng: Great, then you can eat it right away!

True Color Theater:

I really want to code, but the book is not working well, so I discussed with my husband to buy a new one.

Husband: What are the benefits of writing?We are already busy enough.

Essence: Satisfying spiritual needs, let my son read my code words and enjoy writing essays, and earn manuscript fees!

Husband: Really?It sounds so reasonable.

So the two happily bought back a notebook and spent seven thousand Xu.

It's been a few months.

Husband: My son didn't check his homework, and he didn't memorize the words.

True color: Oh, I will wait for a while.

Husband: What did you write?

True color: Tanmei.

Husband: Two men fall in love... Is this your spiritual need?very scary.

True color: Don't be afraid, baby, I used to write about empresses.

Husband: Sounds scarier.Forget it, can't you make money?

Essence: There are benefits.Let me see, well, if there is 7 yuan in the withdrawal.

Husband: But we spent seven thousand, and you don’t do anything else, just code words.

Bencai: ...Let's take a closer look.Don't take the ad seriously.

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