My boss dreams about having sex with me every day

Seeing this, there must be many friends who want to ask, how did I know that I have this special function?

The answer is too simple, the process is too tragic.

Before I was five years old, I was a very, very wild child. I don’t know how wild I was. The adjectives in those comments were all from my mother.

Anyway, one day, when I was five years old, I had a very bloody and cruel dream that was not suitable for children. In the dream, my mother beat me ninety-nine times 81 times. , until I cried and howled in the dream and promised myself that I would be obedient and never cause trouble again——I woke up.

When I was five years old, I woke up from a nightmare with tears in my eyes.Just when I calmed down sadly and told myself that it was just a dream, my mother pushed open the door of my room, with a loving expression on her face, stroking my little dog's head, and using a tone that was still full of meaning Said: "If the dream just now is true, that would be great."

I huddled in my mother's arms, shivering, and the bullet screen in my heart frantically swiped across the screen: Oh my god, the dream you are talking about is not the dream I had!No, how could you treat me like this, I'm just a child!

Later, after I found out from my mother, father, Faxiao, Faxiao's Faxiao, and Faxiao's Faxiao that we had the same dream countless times, I was sure that Lao Tzu also had special functions. people!

However, this special function is not at all as domineering and flamboyant as in the movie. Apart from making me dream frequently, the only function of it is probably to make me obedient like a little sheep since I was five years old.

well, let's get back to business.I, Qi Chen, had a dream about my boss yesterday.In the dream, my handsome and scumbag boss Gu Changting kissed the dumbfounded me in ten seconds of darkness.

With this knowledge, I kept blushing for a while and then turned pale. After washing my face, brushing my teeth, squeezing the subway, I came to the company.

I pressed the power button, and during the 30 seconds of waiting for the computer to turn on, I stared at the computer screen and thought seriously about a problem. When I met my boss in a while, what kind of expression should I make to be natural?

Respectful?Are you familiar with it?Madan, what was my attitude before, why can't I remember? !

Just as my brain was running at high speed, making two hundred hypotheses per second, the door of my office was opened from the outside.

I raised my head subconsciously, and met my boss's eyes unexpectedly.

"..." I was silent for a while, and then my brain ran a load, and with a bang, it exploded into the most beautiful fireworks in the sky.

I think my expression at that time must have been extremely dull, because my always indifferent and ruthless boss looked unspeakable after seeing my face, then closed the door, left, left! ?