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The door handle turned ninety degrees counterclockwise, and the door opened with a "click".This small group, mainly middle-aged men in military uniforms, filed in through this door.

The person lying on the side of the bed was in a deep sleep, the small group of people had almost all entered the bedroom, the person on the bed blinked a little, but just blinked, turned over and fell asleep again.

He finally opened his eyes because someone suddenly said, "Who are you?" But the person who spoke quickly fell silent, and the room returned to silence.

Zuo Ge opened his eyes, and looked around at the people who came to visit him sleeping so early in the morning.From left to right, mother, father, aunt, uncle...

Looking at the circle of elders, Zuo Ge not only did not frown, but smiled instead.Zuo Ge smiled and said, "I don't have breakfast here, why don't I treat the elders tonight?"

"Get up, come with us for a follow-up visit." Zuo's father took a step forward, and his words could not be refused.

Zuo Ge wrapped the quilt around his body, sank his head into the pillow, and said in a buzzing voice, "I did five checkups before and after, and each time I abstained from sexual intercourse for five to seven days. It will definitely not affect the measurement results. Don't worry, the results will not be wrong. "

"Lian Lian, where did you get the checkup? Checking things like this depends on the equipment. You come to Auntie's Hospital..." The lady with curly hair and shawl walked to the bed and patted Zuo Ge on the back.

Zuo Ge threw off the quilt violently, stared at his aunt and said, "Auntie, if you didn't call me Lianlian just now, we can talk about everything again. Now, it's too late." After speaking, Zuo Ge covered his head and continued to sleep.

"Hehehe..." A chuckle suddenly came from the door, and the elders collectively turned their heads to look over, and that person immediately fell silent as before.

"Are you Lianlian's friend?" The short-haired Zuo's mother asked politely and coldly.

"I'm the doctor who examined him and issued the report." The man looked at all the elders present, silently ranked them according to their military ranks, said in a low voice, "It's really spectacular", and then left. He went on to say salty: "Zuo Ge's dead sperm count is more than 50.00% within one hour after each ejaculation, and more than 70.00% within six hours. Five, this test has been carried out five times in the past six months, and it is finally confirmed by my signature. Zuo Ge suffers from necrospermia."

Within half a second after hearing the conclusion, the elder group was all hit.

"This is the result of your ridiculous life..."

"It can be cured, don't be so desperate..."

"Let him come to our hospital..."

"Zuo Lianlian." Zuo's mother rushed to the bed, pulled away the quilt that Zuo Ge was wrapped in, and said sadly: "You said that you would give me and my father an explanation, so you are allowed to be absurd, what do you say now? "

Zuo Ge slowly got up, sat cross-legged on the head of the bed, looked at his mother who was about to collapse, and said, "I have the explanation you and Dad want. Let me do the math..." Zuo Ge started counting with his fingers, After counting clearly, he smiled and glanced at all the elders present and said, "Girl, you should be five years old this year."

Zuo Ge gently dropped a pistol.

"Father, what color is the Forbidden City?" You Xiaobing's nose was about to poke You Xu's face.

"Yellow tiles, red walls..." You Xu quickly kissed You Xiaobing on the cheek, and then began to describe the Forbidden City.

Before You Xu finished speaking, You Xiaobing took the initiative to conclude: "Oh, that's the color of tomato scrambled eggs."

After saying this, You Xiaobing wrote "I understand" on her face, and picked up a crayon to color her drawing. The tomato red and fried egg yolk look very nice on the house.

You Xu pinched the baby girl's hand and stopped her from drawing, and said, "After getting off the plane, Dad will take you to see the Forbidden City as soon as possible. Let's not guess and draw blindly, shall we?"

"Are you sure you can take me there?" You Xiaobing, who said this, was like an adult, and imitated You Xu's tone and said, "Dad has an urgent task..." Seeing the awkward smile on You Xu's face, You Xiaobing Shaking his finger, he asked with a smile, "You won't say that again today?"

You Xu smiled and shook his head, although he was smiling, but his heart was very sad. "You trust Dad once more, it will definitely count." You Xu helped Xiaobing pack the crayons and drawing books.

"Okay." You Xiaobing opened her small bag and asked You Xu to put crayons and books in it.Seeing that You Xu was ready, You Xiaobing said, "Father, if you don't count this time, I will still trust you."

After hearing this, You Xu felt uncomfortable, hugged the child, and said, "No, Dad has knocked down the bad guy, and there is no more urgent task."

After hearing this, You Xiaobing nodded very sensiblely, then put her arms around You Xu's neck, and put her small mouth in her father's ear and said, "I don't want Aunt He to be my mother."

You Xu laughed outright, carried You Xiaobing over from the next seat, squeezed her little nose, and told her seriously: "Aunt He doesn't allow you to eat too much jelly for your health, don't be stingy."

"Not stingy and not allowed." You Xiaobing said this in a low voice, hugged his father tightly, and began to act like a baby.

"Then who will be the mother?" You Xu also lowered his voice like You Xiaobing.

"You need a capable mother, a beautiful mother, and a non-violent mother..." You Xiaobing started her mother's request for a public announcement, which made You Xu's scalp tingle.

A gentle female voice sounded on the radio, saying that the plane is about to land, please turn off electronic devices and so on.You Xu put the "cowhide sticker" You Xiaobing back on her seat, and fastened her seat belt, but You Xiaobing suddenly took You Xu's hand, "You must also know how to dress up my mother."

"You Xiaobing is the most stinky." You Xu squeezed You Xiaobing's hand in turn, laughing and teasing her.

You Xiaobing didn't mind, grabbed her princess sun hat and straightened the big pink ribbon bow on it.

Zuo Ge took the cold beer and towel, wrapped the beer and stuck it on his face, and said depressedly: "It's really dark."

"Meeting a son like you, the slap is a light one. If it were my son, he would have to be eunuched and locked up at home." The man who spoke raised his legs and said with a smile.

"Leave when you get the advantage, staying there is an eyesore." Zuo Ge raised his head and glanced at the man, "You should be glad that the old man has calmed down, otherwise he will beat you together."

"Zuo Ge, you are not being righteous. I have been obliged to hide your illness for half a year."

"Doctor Ye, you have slept with me many times because of this matter, can you make it even? After all, I am your patient." Zuo Ge covered his face with one hand, and took a cigarette from the bedside table with the other.

Doctor Ye was more convenient than him with one hand. He smoked a cigarette neatly and handed it to Zuo Ge. He held the lighter with the other hand and said with a smile, "Okay, then who is the beauty in the photo in your wallet?"

"It's none of your business." Zuo Ge snatched the cigarette from Dr. Ye's hand, and turned his face immediately.

"You transferred because of him?"

"None of your business." Zuo Ge put the cigarette on his lips.

"Are you not afraid that I will accidentally tell you about your necrospermia?"

"You can say whatever you want, as long as you have AIDS. Anyway, I'm going to leave, so let me show you the vicissitudes of the back..." Zuo Ge said this in a flat tone, and put the smoke in front of Dr. Ye.

Doctor Ye smiled and lit Zuo Ge's cigarette, "Zuo Ge, you've ruined a lot of people, and seeing you being ruined once makes me feel really good."

"It's you who ruined me." Zuo Ge put one hand behind his head, and held a cigarette with the other, smoking in melancholy.My eyes fell outside the window, looking at the willow catkins flying all over the city in April, not only did I not have any poetry in my heart, but I began to worry about the increased workload of sanitation workers.

Zuo Ge smoked one after another, looked away from the window, saw a page of notices on the bedside table, and laughed gloomyly.

Dr. Ye, as one of Zuo Ge's senior staff, saw his preoccupied appearance, and finally couldn't help but sighed and said: "Yeye Yaoyao lovesick, year after year year after year, year after year, love, love, what will your parents give me?" The nickname you chose really fits your current temperament..."

Zuo Ge raised his eyes slightly, and said to Dr. Ye, "Get lost."

Dr. Ye laughed and picked up his coat. Before leaving, he said very kindly: "When I sent your parents out, I heard them say that they are going to find the person who will help you become a father. I feel that I am in love with you. It’s better to leave Beijing quickly, lest there will be another bloodbath.”

Zuo Ge didn't appreciate it at all, and waved his hand at Dr. Ye, his eyes swept away the gloom just now, and there was even a hint of a smile.

"Use this one and put it in your phone." You Xiaobing held up the tablet with both hands for You Xu to see, "In yesterday's photo, this little ice princess is the prettiest."

You Xu, who came over with his little leather shoes, stretched his neck to look at the photo. It was a photo of her wearing a flag hairpin. It was really cute, so he said, "Okay, I'll do it when you get dressed."

You Xiaobing got excited all of a sudden, put on pantyhose and shoes by herself, and after a while she was fully dressed and stood in front of her father.Lifting up the white gauze princess dress, she said, "Does it look good?"

You Xu buttoned her princess sun hat for her, stroked her hair again, and said seriously, "It's beautiful."

"Let's go climb the Great Wall." You Xiaobing happily took You Xu's hand, opened the door and walked out.You Xu quickly grabbed her strawberry packet and water bottle, and quickly followed.

I came to Beijing to attend the commendation meeting, and I came early to play with Xiaobing.Today is the third day of playing with her, and the little girl is very happy.You Xu looked at Xiaobing who was bouncing in front of him, and his whole heart softened.

"Xiaobing, wait for Dad, walk slowly." You Xu saw that You Xiaobing was going to turn and go downstairs, so that he could not see her, so You Xu hurriedly called her to stop.

"Yeah." You Xiaobing has always been obedient and sensible, standing at the corner waiting for You Xu.You Xu took two quick steps and squeezed You Xiaobing's hand.

The father and son happily walked down the third floor, and when they passed by the lobby of the hotel, they were stopped by someone.

Zuo Ge's luggage is just a trolley case. At this time, he has not closed the case, and there is still one thing that has not been put in.This thing is a brand new picture frame.

In the photo frame is a photo of himself and You Xu leaning together with a smile on his face. If I remember correctly, it was a basketball game that day and he won the law department.That game was very hard. After playing basketball, there was a fight. You Xu’s elbow was injured. When he returned to the dormitory, he wiped him with iodine. Then... Then, Zuo Ge put the brand new photo frame in box.

Ten-inch photos are suitable for bedside, and you can see them every day when you open your eyes, which is much easier than opening your wallet.That's what Zuo Ge thought, so he made this photo frame.

Taking the ticket, Zuo Ge left here without looking back.

Everything is ready.

"I refuse." You Xu replied without blinking, "Our family has no shortage of fathers, so this appraisal is unnecessary."

Zuo's mother put her hand on Zuo's father's lap, pressed him down, looked into You Xu's eyes and said, "Zuo Ge is in a very bad situation now, maybe he can never be a father again..."

"Really?" You Xu turned his gaze, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "That's what he deserves."

The two elders obviously did not expect such an answer, and their astonishment was written on their faces.

You Xu got up, bowed politely, and said, "Sorry, I don't want to know anything about Zuo Ge. No matter who you two are, please go back. I will never agree to this matter. "

You Xu went straight to You Xiaobing who was waiting next to him, and You Xu entrusted him to the girl at the front desk.

You Xiaobing was very happy to see her father finally approaching, and ran towards You Xu, who hugged her, first waved goodbye to the sister at the front desk, and then turned around to talk to the grandpa and grandma over there who were talking to her father wave goodbye.You Xiaobing is a polite little sweetheart.

You Xu hugged his daughter and strode out of the hotel. The reserved taxi had been waiting for a while.After getting in the car, You Xiaobing asked You Xu, "Why are the grandpa and grandma so sad?"

"Because their son is disobedient, they are very sad." You Xu turned on the kettle and asked You Xiaobing to drink water.

"Oh. Their son should be spanked. Children shouldn't make parents sad." You Xiaobing gulped water after saying this.

You Xu touched the top of her head and smiled, where did she learn these words to coax adults?