The mother is a rotten girl

The scenery outside the car window kept skipping, and Mu Ziqing leaned on the seat, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart, he was going home soon...

"Mu Ziqing, you're going home soon, you must be very excited, after all your mother's cooking skills are so good." Mu Ziqing was talking to Xia Ke in the same dormitory. It is said that his mother was once called up by the teacher I was afraid of answering questions, so I named him Shake so that the teacher would not point him to answer questions.

But it’s useless to call him Shake, if the teacher wants to point him, he will be named after all, such as directly calling him “Student Shake by the window”, not to mention Shake, such a unique name, it must be What a big goal?

"Um... indeed...haha." Mu Ziqing said with a calm expression, but his heart hurts. After all, his mother is an indescribably beautiful woman.

"Oh, I really envy you, your mother's cooking skills are so good, especially the pork jerky that your mother sent you that time." Xia Ke swallowed, and then licked his lower lip, "It's not like my mother, Thanks to my dad for putting up with her for so many years."

Hearing what Xia Ke said, Mu Ziqing's heart was broken. His mother's cooking skills are really good, but as long as she doesn't pop up some... words all the time, she can be called a perfect woman.

Xia Ke then asked again, "Mu Ziqing, can I go to your house for a meal first? Your mother's cooking is so delicious..."

Mu Ziqing really couldn't understand Xia Ke's nagging. It had been nearly an hour since they got in the car, and Xia Ke hadn't stopped talking, and it kept ringing in Mu Ziqing's ears.

Mu Ziqing was entangled in the matter of Cengfan. Having a mother who is a good cook is actually something worth showing off, but at the same time, his mother will definitely make up his mind and ask questions.

Hey, what a pain and enjoyment...

In the end, Xia Ke still couldn't go to Mu Ziqing's house to make a meal, because his mother was picking him up outside, and he even heard him say "my mother's cooking is really hard to describe.".

Faced with all this, Shake's mother did this: She grabbed Shake's ear and said, "Boy, why is your mother's cooking hard to explain in words, explain it clearly to me."

"Mom, please count the pain, Mu Ziqing, wait for me to eat. Mom, my classmate is here, at least save me some face...Mom, pain..."

Just like that, Mu Ziqing watched in confusion as Xia Ke was grabbed by the ear by Xia Ke's mother and brought back, while Xia Ke's father followed behind without saying a word.

A moment of silence for Xia Ke...Because Mao felt that Xia Ke's father had a feeling of gloating, forget it, never mind.

When he got home, Mu Ziqing smelled the aroma of the food smoothly. At this moment, Mu Ziqing felt unprecedentedly happy, so happy that the food on the table he stretched out his hand to...

"Brat, have you washed your hands yet? Grab it with your hands." A hand knocked towards Mu Ziqing, successfully stopping Mu Ziqing.

"My lord, it hurts so much. I haven't been home for so long, shouldn't you be nicer to me?" Mu Ziqing rubbed the hand that was beaten, and said complainingly, it took a whole semester to get back. You can go home, and there is only one winter vacation to enjoy at home, shouldn't his mother greet him with care?

"It's good for you if I tell you to wash your hands, brat, do you know how many bacteria you have on your hands..." In the following time, my mother taught me the dangers of not washing hands and the benefits of washing hands. Time, long enough to chill the meal on the table.

"My lord, the food is cold. Can we eat first? We'll talk after we finish." Even though the food might be cold, it was still delicious. Mu Ziqing absolutely believed in his lord's cooking skills.

"Okay, brat, go wash your hands, I'll heat up the food first." My mother said helplessly against me.

"Okay." I said in my mouth, but I still managed to sneak attack while my mother was not paying attention, and caught a piece of meat. Sure enough, it still tasted the same.

My mother quickly heated up the food. I ignored my mother's eyes and wolfed it down.

"Xiao Qingqing..." Hearing my mother call me that, I successfully choked.

"Ahem, cough, mom, can you stop calling me that when I'm eating." Mu Ziqing complained, after all, Xiao Qingqing's name is too vague.

"Um... your mother, I just want to ask if you have a boyfriend." This sentence successfully made Mu Ziqing choke, and in order to calm down, Mu Ziqing drank water vigorously.

"My lord, I like girls." Mu Ziqing really doesn't understand why my mother is so open. Although the government has passed the gay marriage law, it doesn't mean that he wants to find a man friend.

"Well, I'm not looking at Mu Zihan and Chen Tian...that, I think, my son must understand, right?" The mother-in-law had a flattering expression on her face.

Mu Zihan and Chen Tian are a newly married couple in the entertainment industry. Although there are many gay couples who get married, how could anyone not know about such a beautiful couple.

So Mu Ziqing understands, how can he not understand, he understands very well.

"Forget it, my lord, I've convinced you, let's not talk about it, can I eat?" Mu Ziqing picked up his rice bowl and made up his mind to ignore his lord.

"Okay, okay, whatever you want, as long as you like it." His mother looked aggrieved, as if Mu Ziqing had hurt her again. Mu Ziqing knew in his heart that his mother was just pretending, but there was nothing he could do. , this is what he eats.

"Master Mushang, it's alright, don't be so pretentious, I will try my best to bring you a son-in-law back, okay?" Mu Ziqing was really convinced, but who made Mrs. Mushang a woman, and men should give in to women and pamper her? woman.

"Then, as you said, the hook cannot be changed for 100 years."

"Okay, the hook is suspended for 100 years and must not be changed."

Mu Ziqing has completely convinced his mother. When he has a wife in the future, he must persuade his wife to spoil her. It is not easy for his mother to raise him. According to the "Treaty of Loving Mother", a son should Absolutely obey my mother. When my mother is happy, I have to accompany her to be happy. When my mother is unhappy, I have to coax her to be happy.This was signed on the basis of peaceful negotiations with my mother when I was six years old (ghost, it was obviously tricked by a hot pot meal).

After the meal, Mu Ziqing took the initiative to help his mother wash the dishes, and then sat on the sofa with her to watch a horror movie. This movie, my mother had wanted to watch for a long time, but she didn't dare to watch it alone.

"Son, it's better if you are here. Someone will accompany me to watch horror movies." His mother said affectionately to Mu Ziqing.

Mu Ziqing's face was messy. If this is his good reason, can he choose not to?

At this time, the movie was put on "On a dark and stormy night, a stranger patted the heroine on the shoulder, the heroine was startled, and then turned around, the stranger said, "Don't be afraid, I'm a good person. "

"Good guy, the background music changed when this guy came out." The mother-in-law said contemptuously.

My lord, is this the focus of your attention?

Until the end of the movie, Mu Ziqing still didn't know whether that person was a good guy or a bad guy, because he hadn't paid attention to this movie at all, and his mother's excitement pinched his arms red. It is impossible to concentrate on a movie.

The next day, he woke up early smelling what his mother made, the smell, forget it, not much to say, he ate first.

After breakfast, Mu Ziqing went shopping with his mother again. Although he existed as a coolie, who made his mother want to go, he could only risk his life to accompany him.

Master Mu's combat effectiveness is still so strong, after walking around for a long time, Mu Ziqing felt that his feet were no longer his own, and Master Mother was still walking around wearing thin high-heeled shoes.

Finally he came to a drinking place, he couldn't take it anymore, so he sat down with his mother, a couple just happened to walk by.

"Do you love me?" the woman asked.

"Of course I love you." The man replied firmly.

This time the woman was finally satisfied, and the two of them walked out sticky.

"Do you love me?" Master Mother asked just like the woman just now.

"My lord, don't be so sweet." Mu Ziqing rubbed his arms, his skin got goosebumps, he really couldn't stand his lord asking him this affectionately.

"Quickly answer." The mother was angry.

"Love, you must love." Now, Mu Ziqing said without hesitating for a second.

"Answering so quickly, are you afraid of hurting me?" The mother said doubtfully.

"..." Can Mu Ziqing say that I am afraid that you will hurt me? He is not so stupid.

When he got home, Mu Ziqing felt that his legs and feet were going to be exhausted, and his mother was too cruel, so he was willing to bow down.

"Xiao Qingqing, come and help your mother, my lord, let me pack up, hurry up."

Mu Ziqing had never felt that the words "Master Mushang" had such a great power. Now he just wanted to submit to Mrs. Mushang, even though she forced him to call her that.

"My lord, I'm coming."

In this way, Mu Ziqing and his mother spent a whole morning shopping, and then spent an afternoon tidying up. Is this the meaning of shopping?Don't ask why it took me so long to tidy up in the afternoon, because most of the things I bought were clothes, so I had to match them and then take a selfie to show off my circle of friends.

Now Mu Ziqing is really hungry, the last meal was in the morning.

Finally, when it was time for dinner, Mu Ziqing swept the table as he wished, but his mother still only ate a little bit. Does she have special ability to fight hunger, Mu Ziqing asked doubtfully.

My mother only rolled my eyes back at me. Mu Ziqing felt that he seemed to be despised. He never understood women's enthusiasm for the great cause of losing weight.

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