I'm just for 100 billion

It was raining outside the window, Uno Asuka looked at the scenery outside the wooden window, he was wearing a big red kimono, his long hair was tied up into a small bun with a simple hairpin on it.

Ink-colored eyes, snow-colored skin, although all the decorations on the body are simple, but the whole person is still so beautiful that it burns people's eyes.

In the eyes of outsiders, Asuka's whole figure is as beautiful as a painting, but they don't know that he is now in a crazy rant mode in his heart:

Help, his head is so heavy, his neck hurts so much, how long will he be in Huajie, when will the guys from the time-space job agency remember to bring him back.

Being an oiran is really not a job for humans, let alone a job that men can do.

That's right, when I told it, no matter whether it was the bustards who had seen countless people or the guests who were immersed in the gentleness all day long in the whole flower street, they couldn't believe that his famous oiran was actually a man.

Just as Asuka was lowering his head and thinking about these things, a strange sound suddenly came from the wooden window.

He looked up there, and saw that the face of the kid who was standing by the window peeking at him immediately turned red, and then he wanted to run away because he was too nervous.

Because the movement caused by the other party's escape attracted the thugs patrolling in Huajie, these thugs immediately caught up with the other party, and soon there were sounds of punching and kicking.

Hearing such a sound, Asuka quickly got up and walked outside the house. Because he was in a hurry, he didn't wear clogs that got in the way, but ran out directly.

Uno Asuka stood in the promenade outside the door, looked at the young man who was beaten immobile by the thugs, and said: "Don't beat me, I was just glanced at, and I won't lose a piece of meat, please let me go!" kill him."

The thugs looked at Asuka, even when such a big and thick man saw Asuka, the fierce aura just now disappeared, and he lowered his voice, and said: "Since it is the intention of Lord Oiran, we will let this bastard go, let him go!" Throw it outside Huajie."

Several thugs rudely dragged the man away.

Uno Asuka watched the group of people disappear before his eyes, and sighed deeply in his heart. Although his mood moved a lot, his expression was still so quiet and mysterious in the eyes of others. He continued to complain in his heart:

Oiran or something, he hasn't gotten used to this title until now, those men who risked being beaten to death just to peek at him probably wouldn't have thought that he was also a man.

He is not only a man, but also a time traveler, and he is also a time traveler among time travelers.

He first transmigrated from three-dimensional to Two-dimensional inexplicably, and became a student of Teiko Middle School. After being an ordinary student in the school for two years, he died after losing 100 billion because of a series of investment failures by his grandfather. Lost.

His father is the only son, and he is the only grandson, so once the grandfather died, the repayment task fell to his father, but because the father in this world was spoiled by his grandfather and grandmother since he was a child.

He has been born for more than 40 years and has never earned 1 yen through his own ability. Let alone repaying debts, he just needs to stay out of trouble, so he has become the most reliable repayer.

But now the modern age is a period of economic cooling, and it is a fantasy thing for a person who looks like a minor to earn 100 billion to pay off his debts anyway.

So he signed a contract with a mysterious job agency in his dream, and they helped him travel through multiple worlds and earn money through multiple identities.

Because it was a signing in a dream, Uno Asuka almost forgot about it after he fell asleep. He forgot how he agreed to sign the contract.

When he really traveled according to the content of the contract, he realized how informal the job introduction was.

They didn't take him to dig gold mines or anything, but brought him to the war-torn era, and he became the oiran by accident, because there was no way to go back and he could only continue to play the role of oiran.

Now he has been in this world for two months, because he is an oiran, so he can show his skills but not his body.

Asuka looked at his wrist. He wore a ring counter on his wrist. This counter was invisible to everyone except Asuka and the agency. The number displayed on it was the amount he earned, and the money would also be stored in the space of the watch. middle.

He glanced at the figure. Although he made a lot of money, it was still a drop in the bucket for the huge amount of 100 billion. Uno Asuka felt a little aggrieved.

Sakata Gintoki and Sakamoto Tatsuma, who were standing not far away, saw Uno Asuka standing in the corridor at a glance. Seeing each other's appearance, the two were stunned together.

They have traveled all over the world because of the war, and they have seen many beautiful women. Although Asuka is not the best among them, the indistinguishable beauty that seems to have nothing to do with gender is enough to stand out.

Sakata Gintoki and Sakamoto Tatsuma took off their battle clothes, and came here pretending to be ordinary Hanazawa guests. The ghost soldiers have camped outside the city for more than a month, and their purpose is to capture the city as soon as possible.

But the city lord of this city is backed by a team of heaven and man. Both the strength of the troops and the quality and quantity of weapons are several steps higher than that of the ghost army.

I heard that the only son of the city lord is very obsessed with the Taifu Asuka in Huajie, so they wanted to coerce the Taifu Asuka, kidnap the young master of the city lord's family through the other party, and then threaten the human army in the city to surrender.

Now they sneaked in, just to step on the spot first for the convenience of implementing the plan, and they saw the scene just now.

Sakata Gintoki's gaze stopped on Uno Asuka's bare feet, and then quickly moved away as if his eyes were scalded. Sakamoto Tatsuma beside him immediately noticed the abnormality of Sakata Gintoki.

Just now, Yinshi was energetically chatting with him about adult topics. At that time, he was as excited as a teddy, but now he suddenly became quiet.

He looked at Asuka standing on the corridor in a daze for some reason, and then at his companion, with a clear expression on his face.

Although most of their Ghost Soldier's mind is on the war against barbarians, they are all grown men with fully developed upper and lower parts, so they are not light in some places, especially virgins like Sakata Gintoki.

I heard that Takasugi Shinsuke and Katsura Kotaro put the most important part of the combat mission on Hana Street, on the well-known Asuka Taifu here.

Gintoki Sakata eagerly expressed that he would definitely be able to catch him on the court, and that Mr. Asuka would definitely be docile and docile by his shaking S tame.

A little annoyed by Sakata Gintoki's noise, Takasugi Shinsuke asked Sakamoto Tatsuma and Gintoki to act together.

Unlike Gintoki, Sakamoto Tatsuma can be called a veteran driver when it comes to shopping in the flower street, so he is a novice with Gintoki as a veteran to see the ideal land of men.

If the situation permits, he can also treat Yinshi to a live show, and let him say goodbye to the Five Fingers girl.

Looking into Sakata Gintoki's eyes now, as a man, he naturally understood what the other person meant. Gintoki seemed to have taken a fancy to that Mr. Asuka.

Sakamoto Tatsuma scratched his chin with his fingers, looked up and down at this Taifu Asuka, and tasted it. As expected, Taifu Asuka was as handsome and noble as the rumors, but he was beautiful and lacked the sexy charm of a woman. .

He prefers women with big breasts and big buttocks, that is, the gourd-shaped ones, but this husband's lentil-like figure does not suit his taste.

But if there is a chance to come to a game, he can also abandon his principles!But such a person is not something that can be easily touched.

It seems that Gintoki's interest in the other party is obviously stronger than his interest in the other party, Sakamoto Tatsuma patted Sakata Gintoki's shoulder sympathetically.

Although Sakata Gintoki has a lot of problems, his prodigal charm is still very attractive to women.

Yinshi thought that a man like him who fought on the battlefield and was precarious would not be able to give women happiness, so he would not do anything to women from good families, so he followed him to Huajie.

Who knew that when he came to Huajie, he was fascinated by Taifu Asuka. Compared with ordinary women, Taifu is obviously an existence that cannot be easily obtained.

Sakamoto Tatsuma said in a regretful tone: "Jin Shi, forget about that woman, I have inquired, Taifu Asuka is a showman but not a person, the noble young master of the city lord's family who became our kidnapping target is on the other side Spent a lot of money, but still have no chance to hit home plate, let alone poor soldiers like us who were born and died on the battlefield, but as your companion, in order to celebrate your coming out of virginity, you can pay for you and that How about having a cup of tea, Taifu, I am an interesting companion."

Sakamoto Tatsuma tried hard to shed a few tears for his friend's hazy feelings of dying before he left school, but seeing the wretched look of the other party winking, Sakata Gintoki couldn't hold back, and directly elbowed the other party's chest.

Tatsuma Sakamoto bent down immediately after being hit by him, and Gintoki said with a fierce expression: "Ahahaha-kun, do you want Gin-san to bury your face in the nearby pool."

After retaliating against his malicious companion's deliberate ridicule, Sakata Gintoki looked in the direction of the corridor again, and saw that Taifu Asuka had already entered the house during the time he was joking with his good friend.

In the humid air around, Sakata Gintoki smelled a sense of melancholy.

It may be that the existence of the Asuka Taifu just now is too special. Although the other party is standing not far from him, he has a feeling that the other party is not in the same world as him.

Yinshi felt that he must have accidentally broken his brain on the battlefield, and that's why he had this kind of artistic thought that didn't match his usual style.

Although the purpose of their coming to Huajie was to kidnap the young master of the city lord's family and check out the spot first, if time and other conditions permit, they can find a woman by the way to solve the needs of men.

But Sakamoto Tatsuma, a guy who is not doing business, adjusted the order of the tasks without authorization. He has already selected a wandering girl, and he is going to go to the room to "uh-uh-ahhh".

Before leaving, he did not forget to say to Sakata Gintoki: "You can choose Jinshi, and I will pay the bill together when I wake up tomorrow."

Looking at his companion's perverted face, Sakata Gintoki roared: "Be careful of shaking your waist too much, your legs will be weak and you won't be able to stand up tomorrow!"

Then he watched Sakamoto Tatsuma enter the room with an impatient face, leaving Sakata Gintoki standing alone among the women.

Although Sakata Gintoki's personality is unreliable, his appearance and figure still attract the opposite sex.

The wandering girls here often come into contact with benefactors with pockmarked faces and fat pig bodies. Now that a good-looking man has finally arrived, naturally they cannot let it go.

When they looked at Yinshi Sakata's smooth muscles that could not be concealed by his clothes, their eyes turned green.

Because I made an appointment with Sakamoto Tatsuma to come to Hana Street tonight to lose my virginity, Gintoki was so excited last night that I couldn't sleep all night, but now seeing the hungry wolves of these women, I can't help but take a few steps back .

This kind of harem scene was originally a dream he had dreamed of since his hair grew, but when he was faced with this dream scene, he couldn't help but think of the bird Taifu he saw just now.

Such a delicate and slender person, with such a tight waist, if he hugs that wandering girl like Chen Ma did just now...

Thinking of the next scene, Sakata Gintoki felt his nose became hot, squeezed his nose and escaped out of the hall, leaving only a bunch of Yingying and Yanyan who were unwilling to cry: "Master Samurai, why are you running away?" , don't run away."

Uno Asuka watched as the sky was getting darker, thinking that there shouldn't be any customers who took advantage of him and came to him, although he didn't like the environment of Huajie, nor did he like the status of an oiran, and he never liked the feeling of being involuntary.

But thinking that he would have a chance to make a lot of money just by drinking a cup of tea and pouring a glass of wine, Asuka Uno resisted the discomfort. Reasonably, he had no other way to escape from here, and now he has no other way to pay back. That's a lot of debt.

Uno Asuka was sitting at the low table, reading a book under the light of the candle next to him. Suddenly, the flame on the candlestick shook, and he heard some movement from the ceiling above his head.

It was precisely because of this movement that a small breeze was caused, which made the candle flame flicker.

The person on the ceiling probably felt that the movement that he accidentally made just now was a bit unusual, so he made two "squeaks" and pretended that the movement just now was caused by a mouse.

But because of his poor study, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became weird.

Asuka felt very speechless now, originally he was better off doing less because he had more things to do, as long as the other party was just watching, he didn't intend to pursue the other party's voyeuristic behavior.

But these two acoustic mouse calls convinced him that the other party was a fool, that is to say, an existence that could be bullied. Although Yuno Asuka's heart was rushing to complain, his expression was calm.

He stood up with a calm face, and calmly picked up the clapper made of rattan that was placed next to him to dust off the heavy kimono.

He picked up the racket not to beat the dust, but took the racket by the face part, and then used the slender handle to poke a hole in the ceiling made of wood.

Because he didn't intend to hurt anyone, but just wanted to drive them away, he moved very slowly, but there was still a scream from the ceiling. The voice was between a teenager and a young man, and it didn't sound offensive.

Originally, Sakata Gintoki managed to escape from the encirclement of the hungry wandering girls, but he had nowhere to go, now that the city gate was closed, he had no way to leave the city.

And the only companion who came over, Chen Ma, is busy now, and it is impossible for him to run to spoil the other party's good deeds, so Yinshi thought of sleeping in an empty room for the night.

Unexpectedly, his feet had their own thoughts, so he ran to the house where Taifu Asuka lived, which was the place where he first met Taifu Asuka.

He touched his pocket, and there were only a few steel coins in his pocket, obviously not enough money for the Taifu to pour wine.

Yinshi looked at the candlelight in Taifu Asuka's room from a distance, scratched his head, and scratched his silver natural curls even more messily.

Yinshi convinced himself in his heart: he was really curious about something about Taifu Asuka, he was not a voyeur.On the one hand, he went up to the roof of Taifu Asuka's house in a hidden corner.

He carefully uncovered a few bricks above, then hid in the narrow gap between the roof and the ceiling, and passed through the hole, wanting to see the condition of the house.

Who knew that this weak-looking Mr. Asuka had such a keen intuition, and poked the hole very neatly with the handle. In order not to be blinded by the stabbing, Yinshi hurriedly leaned back tactically.

But this space was narrow after all, and it was barely enough to accommodate his slender figure, but the ceiling made of wood obviously couldn't bear his sudden excessive movement.

There was a "click" sound from the wooden board under him, and the wooden board broke in the middle, and he fell from the ceiling with a "bang dang", and fell straight on Taifu Asuka's feet.

Looking at the pair of feet that impressed him, Sakata Gintoki raised his head slowly in cold sweat, and saw Taifu Asuka looking down at him with a gentle and amiable smile on his face. A pocket knife was drawn from the wide sleeve of the kimono.

The beautiful woman is beautiful, and the knife in her hand is cold and cold. This kind of picture is still very impressive, but it would be fine if the other party doesn't have to look at him thinking about which part of his body he is going to stab three times and six holes in. .

Well, if a beauty dies under a flower, being a ghost is also a flair, isn't it? While thinking about how to save himself, this sentence popped into Yinshi's mind.

The author has something to say:

The new article opens, Sahuahua~

I don’t know if I love Gintama deeply, the first world is Gintama again, true love is right

The target is Yinshi, who is between boyhood and youth, he is so delicious at this time, I can't help but want to fuck him

Asuka is a time traveler, but he doesn't know much about the plot, so he can't get much bonus for predicting the plot

The first chapter has a burst of words, welcome everyone to leave a message and collect it~