No Master [Interstellar]

Diff was so frightened that his skin got goosebumps, he looked at Zuo Wei's arm thicker than his thigh.Suppressing his nausea, he shook Zuo Wei desperately, "Dasha, what's the matter with you? Didn't you fucking eat something last night? Caesar! Come on! Zuo Wei's brain is broken!"

"You make me want to vomit, I don't want to kiss you at all now." Zuo Wei said with a straight face.

At this time, the people who had rushed back began to torture Zuo Wei, why did he want to kiss Difu just now.I thought he was going to cover it up.Unexpectedly, Zuo Wei replied honestly: "Difu is the guy who looks the most like a male on our ship except for the doctor. His face is not very good, but he is short in stature and has a bad temper."

Div smiled angrily, "Then why don't you go to a doctor?"

"I can't beat him." Zuo Wei admitted honestly.

The doctor who rushed over smirked. "What about Ronan?"

Zuo Wei glanced at Ronan who was standing aside watching the show, and said in a low voice, "He can't."

Zuo Wei had a vivid dream last night. After waking up, seeing that everyone was sluggish, he felt a sense of relief in his heart.He breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that everyone was not normal last night. The spaceship must have driven into the legendary cursed area unknowingly last night.It is said that in the cursed area, people will have all kinds of strange dreams, but they don't have to be responsible for it, because it is a curse after all, and it has nothing to do with his own thoughts.

Who knows, during a discussion during the meal, it turned out that everyone used pheromones last night.Zuo Wei fell into panic again, he didn't use pheromones!In that case, the dream was simply too frightening.With his straightforward brain, he couldn't think of the reason at all. The only explanation was that he might be about to become a pervert, and he became a sexual pervert overnight.ah!It must be because Ronan is too much like Xiongzi, which caused me to have such a perverted dream.And the only verification method he could think of was to find someone who looked more like Xiongzi when he was awake, to recreate the dream of last night to verify what happened to him.Who should I choose?Zuowei, who was struggling with a breakfast, finally made up his mind when the breakfast was about to end, and chose Difu to conduct the experiment.As for Ronan - he didn't dare to look at Ronan now, for fear that if he watched too much, he would recall that dream again.

On the side, Ronan, who was shot innocently, was puzzled.Why can't he die?Which aspect is not working?Zuowei, you have to make it clear!This stupid big guy really didn't like him.After coming here, he liked to bully him. We had been friendly for a while, but Ronan thought they were already brothers.Unexpectedly, the Zerg's heart is even more unpredictable than the sky in April. Wasn't it still each other's little angel yesterday?Say he can't do it today.Really heartbroken.

"Then you can beat me, right?" Div was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves. "I've fought with you, let's see if you still think I look like a male."

Zuowei dodged Diff's fist while still adding fuel to the fire. "Although you kind of look like me, but I still don't have feelings for you. Ah, Deev, are you angry because of this?" He just stared at Deve for a full 3 minutes, perfectly not feeling the urge to kiss a non-male again .Zuo Wei suddenly felt that he was much more normal, and he no longer worried about being a pervert, so he still had time to care about why Deve suddenly became angry.

Unexpectedly, Diff's fist came even more violently.

Zuo Wei couldn't resist, and ran away screaming.

After Diff drove Zuo Wei away, he sat back in his seat angrily.After getting angry for a while, he suddenly realized that he forgot to ask Zuo Wei. Among them, Ronan was the most male-like, why he was not the first to think of him.But he was immediately called by the captain, and quickly put the matter behind him.

The mission the captain received this time is about gems.

In the history of the Zerg, the most famous gem is the King's Heart, which once belonged to the third generation emperor's consort male Oxcletraz.The male son is famous and historical for his handsomeness and love of luxury.In that era, countless people had bowed down at his feet.In the end, Emperor Crassus was able to embrace the beauty. The "King's Heart" gem was an engagement gift given to him by the emperor, and it is said that it was this gem that helped the emperor win the favor of Oskelteraz.Although the original owner has passed away, it remains in royal custody.

Although the king's heart is extremely attractive, and the pirates are also frantic, Ronald still has no guts to directly enter the palace.

The target they were entrusted this time was not the King's Heart, but the Prince's Heart, which was one size smaller than this diamond.This gem is also surprisingly large, and it caused a sensation when it was mined.Because the age is still young, there is no such legendary experience, and it is not a witness of the love between the emperor and his lover, so it is called the heart of the prince. After several twists and turns, it is now preserved in the Savoy family.

Their goal now is this prince's heart.

On the captain's side, he and the first officer have been discussing for a long time about how to grab this gem.Their investigation found that the Prince's Heart was under strict protection, and it was difficult to get it without internal support.The Savoy family cherished this gem very much and treated it as a family heirloom.The heavy security they arranged is not inferior to the royal treasure house.Moreover, the most important point is that the entire Savoy Star is their family's domain, and their family has been operating here for hundreds of years, which can be described as intertwined.Everything that happens on the planet is under their supervision.Uninvited people were not even allowed near the main family home.In history, many famous thieves tried to pay attention to this gemstone, but all of them returned without success. There are even many famous thieves who are still locked up in the thousands of kilometers underground of the Savoy family. In the labyrinth.

Although the captain had many plans, none of them were foolproof.He asked Div, who had been in contact with members of the Savoy family, about the strength of the Savoy star's firepower.Although Diff is not too clear about the specific situation, he can tell the captain with certainty that if one-tenth of what the inmate who was in the prison with him said is true, Savoy Star is already an indestructible space. fortress.If in the end it develops into a reckless firepower, then even if you win this operation, you will lose a few partners.This is what the captain does not want to see.Ronald's plan was therefore temporarily stranded.

Like the other crew members, Ronan didn't feel Ronald's annoyance at all.He had already decided to talk to the captain about disembarkation once the Yesenia returned to its normal route.Why didn't Roman return his call on time two days ago?Was he being watched?Or is he not on Central Star at all?He had to go there himself to find out.What he has to do next is a long journey.It was impossible for the pirates to spare any manpower to accompany him at this critical juncture.He had to get a legal identity first, and then get some money. Money shouldn't be a big problem.Only identity, this is not easy to solve.As far as he knew, everyone on the ship did not have a legal identity, and all of them were on the wanted list, and they couldn't even go to a planet with a higher security level.

In addition, it seems that my estrogen is about to expire. If I inject a few more estrogens, I am afraid that the bright future of transvestites will soon be ushered in.However, if you do not inject, I am afraid that you will not even have a future.For the past two days, Ronan has been thinking about these things and has not slept well at night.

Gai, who slept next to the captain's cabin, always complained that the captain tossed and turned on the bed, causing him to be woken up every night.Zuo Wei was in a trance after being beaten up by Difu.The doctor suspected that his head was broken, and tried to pull him for an examination, but he escaped.The two were busy fighting wits and courage.Everyone on the entire spaceship was in awe for a while.

After several days of discussion, there was no progress. Everyone thought that the captain had given up on this mission.

Unexpectedly, on the seventh day, early in the morning, the captain called the first mate over, and the two murmured for a long time in the captain's cabin.Originally, the captain and the first mate would not discuss any major issues with the crew behind their backs.However, this time they actually closed the door and discussed it all morning.Everyone is a little strange.What was even more strange was that when the captain opened the door at noon, everyone thought they were going out for dinner.Who knows, the captain called Ronan over.

After Ronan entered the door, he saw that only he, the captain and the first mate were in the captain's cabin.There were cigarette butts thrown on the ground.The first officer was sitting on the captain's chair, looking a little tired, as if he hadn't slept all night, with bloodshot eyes, and a cigarette in his hand.The captain stood in front of the table in a well-groomed dress, very energetic, not at all like the rumored person who had stayed up for several nights.After Ronan came in, the captain immediately stared at Ronan who was wearing engine oil.The captain motioned him to close the door, and announced his plan with irrepressible pride.

After finishing speaking, the captain stared at Ronan excitedly, waiting for his reaction.You know, it's not easy to come up with this idea.There are as many garbage plans as there are.But golden ideas like this don't just pop into your head.It is the combination of hard thinking and meditation day and night and flashes of inspiration that come up with such a good idea that combines imagination and practicability.At the same time, it is even more difficult to have a reassuring object to implement the whole plan.Of course, this is also because of Ronan's cleverness.

During this time, the captain has noticed Ronan's performance. 24 innings, each one with all the cards in mind.Don't say that he can't do it himself, even the doctor who claims to crush the entire medical school in terms of IQ can't do it.After a period of learning with Borg, a stuffy teapot, he can repair the engine of the spacecraft, which Borg may not be able to succeed in the past.The most important point is that they have experienced life and death together. Ronald knows that this kid is not as weak as he looks on the outside, and he will not betray anyone on the Yesenia.Therefore, the captain was very relieved when this task was entrusted to him.If you look for another one from the outside, of course you can find it, but there will definitely be problems in coordination and response.As long as there is Ronan's approval, he is almost sure of the whole plan.

However, when the captain just finished his plan, Ronan almost thought he heard it wrong, so he had to repeat it: "You want me to pretend to be a male son?"

Let a male pretending to be an earthling pretend to be a real male, so that they can steal a gem.That's Ronald's plan.He is worthy of being the person who broke into the military department back then, he is worthy of being firmly in the top three of the most wanted list, and he is worthy of being the person who is determined to be the One Piece King.The whole plan was ridiculous, and Ronald was so fucking imaginative.

The author has something to say:

Captain: Ronan, I have designated you as the son.Never say no because you are ashamed.