No Master [Interstellar]

After watching it for a while, Ronan turned around and asked Er in doubt: "Can this content be broadcast live?"

"Of course, this is the program with the highest ratings over the years. Once the live broadcast starts, it will be empty." Doyle admired Xiongzi on TV with relish.The people around were of the same virtue as Doyle, and they all focused on the TV screen.Without blinking his eyes, he had an expression of ecstasy.

Ronan found it incomprehensible.Zerg is such a brave and aggressive race. In his impression, the very popular live-action competition he saw last time is more in line with the character of Zerg. The high ratings are justified.But I didn't expect them to have such a homely hobby.

What was shown on the TV seemed to be some kind of talent competition held in a garden with a swimming pool, but it felt that both sides of the competition were not very professional, and instead of showing their talents seriously, they swayed in front of the camera.Doyle pointed to the TV and said, "These are the best males on every planet. Only the best males can participate in this show. They are the representatives of male beauty! This part is a swimsuit game. Look, the one standing by the pool Xiongzi. This Oliver, look at his figure, it's amazing! Look at how handsome he is when he frowns and loses his temper!"

Ronan suddenly realized that it was so!It turned out to be a program dedicated to male sons, no wonder this group of big guys were fascinated by watching it.With the level of these people's fanboys, even if they let a group of males dance hula dances in the cave, they will probably be able to take care of them.

Seeing that Ronan didn't know anything about Zerg's entertainment programs, Doyle then gave him popular science.

In the beginning, television entertainment for the Zerg was underdeveloped.At the beginning of the development of this industry, except for a few special fans, the vast majority of Zerg still prefer to watch sports, fighting and mechanical programs.These three types of projects constitute half of the Zerg TV programs. Except for these three types, other types of programs are niche, and the ratings are not worth mentioning.

Until more than 20 years ago, a program turned out—the program they are watching now, called "The Zerg Boy".This is the first program to feature male sons, and the slogan is "Equal emphasis on sexiness and intelligence".Once it came out, it had an extraordinary impact.When its first episode aired, the whole Zerg was buzzing.That night, the ratings of the first episode created a miracle.All the Xiongzi who appeared on this program all made a big splash and became the momentary star of the year.The male who won the final championship is also famous throughout the Zerg.

"The Zerg Boy" soared into the sky.Since then, programs about Xiongzi have become more and more popular.In recent years, the media has also taken the opportunity to launch a series of programs such as Xiongzi Interview, Xiongzi Reality Show, Xiongzi and Food, Xiongzi's Pets, Run Xiongzi, etc., in an attempt to grab the ratings.These programs have innovated various ways of playing, allowing females who have almost no contact with males in reality to realize their dream of licking the screen in all directions without dead ends, and they are also constantly threatening the ratings of "Zerg Good Male".Today, the ratings of these creative programs are soaring all the way, and there are signs of catching up from behind.

Ronan thought about it, and in his impression, there seemed to be a male who was quite popular. They once had a fight because of him in the bar.

He stared at the TV left and right, but he didn't see the figure in his memory.

"Why isn't there someone named Lu... Lu or something?"

"Lord Lucas." Doyle knew exactly what he wanted to say: "Master Lucas never participated in this kind of activity. He once said publicly that he despised such boring activities. He will never will come to participate."

At this time, the person in the seat next to him said, "Yes. It's a pity, otherwise I would see Mr. Lucas again. Lucas ranks among the top three among my favorite sons."

"Yes, I will never forget how cute Lord Lucas was in the story of the growth of a young boy, and how cute he was when playing games. Although he has become a cold and cold male god now, he will always be cute in my heart Young man." Said the uncle beside him.

Wait, who is the "cold male god"? What the hell is "The Raising of a Young Male Son"?

Ronan just expressed his doubts.Before Doyle could speak, the uncle on the side came over and looked him up and down. "Young man, you're not a guitar person, are you?"

"Ah, I'm from an outlying planet," Ronan explained.

The uncle lit a cigarette, then nodded deeply, "I saw it, otherwise, would there be any civilized person who doesn't know the story of how to grow a boy?"

Uncle, he took a sharp sip, and then explained to Ronan what the hell this young man was.This program focuses on the male sons in their youth, introduces the tidbits of their life in their youth, organizes them to play games together, and focuses on showing the whole process of raising a Zhengtai male son, which has been warmly welcomed by a group of viewers.For example, Sir Lucas in his youth has been the most popular male son voted since the show started, and his status has been challenged and never shaken.Speaking of this, the big man sitting next to him also brought up the original video to show him, which is said to be a photo of Lucas in the show when he was a teenager.Fourteen or fifteen-year-old Lucas is actually a lovely young lady with big round eyes and a cut watermelon head.It's really hard to connect this smiling and handsome Lucas with the gloomy second-year-old boy Ronan saw on TV.

"This Lucas seems to be different from what I've seen on TV before." Worried about triggering another fierce fight, Ronan cautiously put forward his own observations.

The uncle regretted heartbrokenly: "Hey, Master Lucas has become like this now, it is all influenced by his villainous female friends!" Ronan returned the video to him, the uncle turned off the screen, and the real version Lucas disappeared instantly.The embarrassing uncle completed the task of guiding the newcomers and refocused his attention on TV.

Doyle continued to give him popular science.The competition for TV programs about Xiongzi is becoming more and more fierce, and the struggle between various programs has reached a fever pitch. Some scheming businessmen even persuaded the underage Xiongzi to agree to live broadcast his daily life on the live broadcast program, and immediately attracted thousands of fans.The gift that male son received created a miracle in the history of live broadcast that night. Unfortunately, the program was later stopped by the Male Son Association, and they also prohibited any future male males from participating in this live broadcast program.It is said that the live broadcast will adversely affect the normal development and life of juvenile males.Otherwise, the gdp of that year could rise by 3% points.

Ronan was dumbfounded and had to admire the Zerg businessman's planning ability.So, Ronan mixed in with a group of nympho men, staring at the TV with gusto.The big men are admiring the incarnation of love and justice in their minds, while Ronan is studying hard, learning the Zerg routines that represent the development direction of the advanced productive forces of the entire galaxy-look, look at it when you are running the stairs bitterly How do other people easily make millions every day.

Unfortunately, before he could figure out how to easily earn millions a day, the hotel owner had already achieved his life goal ahead of schedule.It was getting late, and Ronan was going to say goodbye to Doyle and get up to go home.However, when he was paying the bill, the boss suddenly announced that his son, a 25-year-old female with a dowry of one million, successfully married a male who had just grown up.He wants to buy everyone a drink.

The whole bar was a sensation. The young winner in life realized his life dream at the age of 25.I don't know where the luck has gone than everyone present here.Everyone drank one glass after another, and almost used up all the wine in the tavern.They moved the tables and chairs away, and on the long table in the middle of the bar there were three rows of wine, all good wine.We sincerely wish this lucky young man a happy life in the future.Bottle after bottle of wine dried up quickly.Drunk guests hug each other, sing and dance.

Seeing this group of big guys singing out-of-key songs in a naive manner, pulling and swinging together, so happy for other people's happy events, it really makes people feel strange.

In the end, the boss himself was almost drunk.Take out the good wine that I have treasured for 25 years.Please get drunk.Almost every guest was drunk, and the boss himself slipped and fell under the counter, getting drunk.

It's late at night, and the drunkards are going home too.Ronan almost pulled Doyle out the door.Doyle was completely drunk, but he was able to walk without being supported.Otherwise, Ronan wouldn't be able to get rid of such a big guy.Ronan himself drank a lot. Although they were all alcoholic beverages, drinking too much would make him intoxicated.

Ronan asked where I lived?Doyle pointed to the west without hesitation, "Then?"

Ronan asked where did I live?Doyle replied without hesitation: "Not far? Yes! Very close!"

Ronan asked the exact location of Er?Doyle waved his hand without hesitation: "Don't ask so many questions, follow me."

Luo Nan was going to call him an unmanned rental aircraft, but judging by his appearance, he must be really drunk.Don't spend the night sleeping in the rental, Ronan had to send him back in person.Along the way, Doyle was singing and laughing happily.Ronan was exhausted.Fortunately, he still knows his family, and whenever he encounters a turning intersection, he can always walk in the same way without hesitation.

The further you go, the more luxurious you are.The further he walked, the more Ronan felt something was wrong.The houses here don't look cheap, and each building is far apart from each other, and Doyle doesn't look like he can afford it.Ronan shook Doyle, "Hey, are you going the right way?"

Doyle glanced at him unhappily: "What are you talking about? Soldier, never doubt your general. Remember, on the battlefield, your commander's position is your direction. Come, follow me."

Yep, this one is back in the military.What else can I say, my little soldier?Just follow along.Doyle took the lead and led Ronan to turn left and right in the luxury residential complex, and finally came to the door of a tall house.At this time, they had already arrived at the villa area. If the slum area where Ronan used to live was a model of a lot of people and a lot of land, this place is a representative of a small area of ​​land and a lot of people.Moreover, this house looks very valuable from the outside. The exterior of the palace-style building is coated with soft colors, exuding a faint soft light under the moonlight.A series of steps lead directly from their feet to the door of the building.Among the tall columns, the door was half-open.

"Doyle lives here? Is this kid so rich?" Ronan hesitated, but Doyle walked in without hesitation.Ronan had no choice but to follow in.

The house was huge, but it was empty inside, with no one there.Doyle went straight through the room and walked into the back garden.Ronan thought he was going to do something and hurriedly followed him.Who knows, he went to the base of the wall, pulled off his pants, and started to pee.Ronan had no choice but to turn his head away—wait.

Now he understood that Doyle had definitely forgotten his way home.His home is not here at all, he came here because he took a fancy to this treasured land of geomantic omen, and came here specifically to pee.The garden they were in was full of flowers, and the large buds were heavily adorned on the branches. It seemed that they had been carefully cared for.Ronan felt a little strange, why is there no one in such an expensive house?Fortunately, no one was there. If there were people, they would be miserable too, and they would definitely be caught as thieves.

Doyle hummed and whistled briskly while watering the precious flowers and plants at his feet.There was no one around, his whistle was very abrupt, Ronan yelled at him in a low voice, "Stop blowing it." The sound of the whistle dropped down, and after a while, it gradually rose again. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Ronan almost wanted to stick tape to his mouth when he heard that. "Blow again and I'll cut off your dick." Ronan gave him a fierce look.Now, the whistling finally stopped.

Doyle finally finished peeing, he zipped up, pulled up his pants, and walked over to Ronan.At this time, he stopped whistling, and with a straight face, blown by the cold wind, he seemed to be a little more awake.Ronan almost thought he was sober.Who knows, he rubbed Ronan with his shoulder.

Ronan's eyebrows twitched, and he lowered his voice and asked, "What are you doing?"

Doyle glanced at him wrongedly, and complained: "You were so fierce just now! Why are you so fierce?"

Ronan really wanted to give him two big slaps to wake him up from this little daughter-in-law state.However, now he can only lower his voice and say viciously: "Have you finished talking? Go away!"

"Let's go. Really, why are you so fierce to others." Doyle muttered and walked towards the house unhappily.

The night was eerily quiet.

Doyle, an alcoholic, didn't feel any abnormality at all, and walked forward unhurriedly.But along the way, Ronan was really scared.I always feel that a vicious dog is about to jump out, or a searchlight is shone from the top of the head to reveal the two of them.While walking on tiptoe, he lowered his voice and asked, "What is your crime of breaking into a private house?"

"Not guilty."

"Impossible?" Ronan doubted.

"We usually shoot directly with guns."

Ronan regrets it too much now, he would not have asked if he had known.No, it should have been known earlier and just throw this drunkard out of the bar and sleep on the street for a night.