Why is it always swollen when you wear it back?

Everyone in Moral Education Middle School knew that Yu Fei was a hopeless scumbag.This person has been sitting at the bottom of the throne since junior high school, and even handed in blank papers on weekdays.If it wasn't for his parents finding a good tutor before the senior high school entrance examination to save his hopeless grades, barely improving to the minimum score line, and then begging his father to sue his grandmother to find all the connections he could find, he would be It is impossible to re-enter this private key school.

But entering high school was no different. Yu Fei didn't turn around like a prodigal son like in the novel. He suddenly realized that his style of work was still the same as that of junior high school. Come on, or just sleep for three or 10 minutes before handing in a blank paper and leaving, so that the head teacher of their class had to go to the school leader to negotiate, so that Yu Fei's score will not be included in the class's total grade, otherwise, her bonus will be forfeited. Buckle up.

Most of the people in Moral Education Middle School were directly promoted from junior high school with their excellent grades, so when mentioning Yu Fei, a celebrity in moral education, most people's attitudes were a little bit contemptuous, but no one dared to The reason for saying bad things about him in public is very simple. Yu Fei has a hot temper. In junior high school, quarrels and fights with classmates were common. Who has fought, but his temper is still there, and rumors of bullying ordinary students are not uncommon, so no one is so short-sighted to tease him, everyone has an attitude of avoiding him.If you can't afford it, you can always hide it.Therefore, before he knew it, Yu Fei's surroundings almost became a vacuum, except for those punks who were in the same state as him sometimes came to him, most of the time he walked alone.Fortunately, he spent most of his weekdays sleeping, skipping classes and playing on his mobile phone, so he didn't feel so lonely.

On this day, the teacher was using evening self-study to give lectures again. Yu Fei, who couldn't play with his mobile phone and couldn't escape class, chose to sleep alone.When he finished his third sleep and was finally sober that he could no longer be sober, everyone in the class had almost left, only the two girls in the front row were still sitting there, talking quietly and quickly, among them One was still flipping through his schoolbag, apparently in trouble.

"What are you doing?" He sat in the back and watched quietly for a while, and finally couldn't help asking.

The sudden voice from the corner of the classroom startled the two girls. When they turned around to see who was asking the question, they became even more uncomfortable. They pushed each other and winked at each other, but not talking.

Yu Fei raised his eyebrows, only feeling that the two of them were a little baffled.This was originally just a habitual action, but his fierce reputation has spread too widely, and his appearance is not related to words such as gentleness and kindness, so once this expression is shown, it almost makes two people who are not familiar with him listen to him every day. Deeds of the girls hugged and screamed.

"That... I'm looking for something..." Wei Ning, who was holding a schoolbag in her hand, was the first to react when she saw the 'dangerous element' in the corner, but because she was afraid, her answer was not much louder than a mosquito , Yu Fei sitting at the back didn't understand what was going on no matter how good his hearing was, his brows furrowed deeper because of doubt.

As soon as his facial expression changed, so did the facial expressions of the two girls in front, their faces turned pale with fright, and Wei Ning's fingers holding the schoolbag turned pale due to too much force.The two girls stood there like wooden figures, not daring to move at all, because they didn't dare to look directly at Yu Fei, so they lowered their heads to look at the floor, watching their noses, noses, and hearts, wishing to shrink themselves hundreds of times immediately , turned into inconspicuous dust and shrunk into the most inconspicuous corner, don't let this guy think about it.

Yu Fei, who has good eyesight, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he saw their trembling appearance.

Is he so scary?

"Well, can we go?" The three of them faced each other in silence for a while, Wei Ning bravely raised her hand, her attitude was as cautious as that of a strict instructor during military training, and at the end, she came behind again Added an honorific, "Excuse me."

Yu Fei, who was speechless by the attitudes of the two girls, finally couldn't help but rolled his eyes, shook his hands casually and said, "Let's go, let's go, when did I stop you?"

The question after the affirmative sentence was directly ignored by the two girls.As soon as the words fell, they rushed out of the classroom without looking back, and the speed made Yu Fei, an athlete, a little ashamed.

"Am I that scary?" Yu Fei scratched his head in confusion, and whispered to himself.Now he was the only one left in the classroom. The light from the fluorescent lamp shone on the blackboard, casting layers of light or dark shadows on the light green blackboard, making the colorful chalk writing on it more clear.

However, Yu Fei had no intention of admiring the teacher's calligraphy. He just looked at Wei Ning, who was capitalized in the column of student on duty, touched his chin, and said, "Is it too late for me to go out to find her and let her finish her business?"

Although he didn't know who he was asking, it was obviously too late.

After silently looking at the blackboard for 1 minute, Yu Fei finally resigned himself to his fate and passed through layers of obstacles from the end of the classroom to the podium at the front of the classroom and picked up the blackboard brush.

I'm so unlucky... With such an aggrieved thought, he covered his mouth and nose with his sleeve, and began to frantically wipe the blackboard.

Two minutes later, Yu Fei looked up at the blackboard with some traces of chalk that could not be wiped off, then looked at the dirty podium, let out a sigh of relief, and resigned himself to taking the rag from the podium to wet it .

Another 3 minutes passed...

"It's my bad luck..." Looking at the floor stained white by chalk dust, Yu Fei supported his forehead, and his right hand automatically reached for the broom in the corner...

After finishing these things, half an hour has passed, Yu Fei wiped the sweat from his forehead, and arranged the sanitary tools in the corner.It was already 09:30 and it was close to ten o'clock.Yu Fei heard the sound of the iron door being pulled open under the building, and without thinking, it must be the teacher from the school who came up to check.

"Hurry up." With his schoolbag on his back, turn off the lights, and close the door, Yu Fei walks in the dark corridor with his waist bowed. The teacher coming from the opposite side has been shining here with a flashlight. He can't let them find out. Otherwise, those old antiques must have thought he was doing something bad.Thinking of this, Yu Fei bent even more.

"Hey, that classmate, what are you doing here? Do you know what time it is? Students should go home early..." The voice of old man Zhao, one of the inspectors, suddenly appeared on the other side of the classroom in the corridor. Fei remembered that it seemed to be the place of the third class, who would dare to risk being yelled at by old man Zhao to stay in the school so late?Yu Fei expressed his sincere admiration for this dear man. You must know that this dear man will have to go to the Political and Education Office for a review tomorrow if he can't explain clearly. Of course, it seems useless to have an explanation... He was thinking so messily in his mind, The body didn't stop, and moved to the corridor after a while, which happened to be the place where old man Zhao was staying.Speaking of which, after such a long time, the old man's voice is still so full of energy that it makes people's ears hurt.But the complaints are the complaints, Yu Fei didn't want to delay this effort, and took advantage of the fact that the two teachers were both in the classroom of the third class and wasted with others, so he took the time to go downstairs. He hadn't gone down many steps yet, and the old man Zhao scolded I was so tired that I lost my voice for a while, and I was probably planning the next more violent artillery fire in my stomach.

At this moment, a cold voice pierced through every stitch.

"I'm tired of doing my homework, so I'll take a rest here."

Fuck!Hearing this sentence, Yu Fei almost slipped and fell to the ground.

It was the first time he saw someone speak so confidently, even thicker than himself.

Yu Fei silently praised that dear friend in his heart, and lighted a stick of wax by the way.

As for the temper of this old man Zhao, no one knows better than Yu Fei.He has been fighting wits and courage with this teacher since junior high school. After fighting for a long time, he can figure out everything.Old man Zhao's anger is generally concentrated on the first scolding and the second scolding, especially at the pause in the middle, when the anger will reach its maximum value, and all good and bad words will go out.After he has scolded you twice, seeing that you are as pitiful as an eggplant beaten by Shuang, that bit of reason will come back. At this time, if you lower your eyebrows and make a formal review, he will let you go nine times out of ten. Walk.Of course, this trick is useless to Yu Fei now.In the words of old man Zhao not long ago, Yu Fei is the black carbon, and old man Zhao is the oxygen.It is reasonable to say that carbon will turn into harmless carbon dioxide after burning in oxygen, and there is no problem.But Yu Fei has too many black hearts, and it's not something he can cure with a little oxygen, so he turns into carbon monoxide instead, which is hopeless.

Yu Fei couldn't agree with this point, he was admitted from junior high school to high school by virtue of his true ability, how could such a simple chemical formula bluff him, so he cleared his throat, and Yu Fei raised another point of view : "It's all my fault. It's obvious that you don't have enough oxygen. Carbon monoxide can be converted back into carbon dioxide when burned with some oxygen. There is no cure."

These words almost choked old man Zhao to death.

But even if an old fritter like Yu Fei, who has been fighting with old man Zhao for three years, dared to make a few jokes, it would still be after old Zhao got angry for the second time. Fei also couldn't help muttering in his heart, "There are talented people from generation to generation", "A mountain is taller than a mountain", and so on. I didn't expect that there would be someone more daring than him these days.

Sure enough, old man Zhao's voice came faintly, "What's your name? Which class are you in? What's your student number?"

Although the question in the middle sentence was very substandard, but Yu Fei knew in his heart that this was going to be reported to the school for serious handling.He lit a row of wax for this hero again in his heart.

"Mu Ze, from Class [-], the student ID is..." As Yu Fei reached the last step, Mu Ze's voice became indistinct.There was the big iron gate in front of him, logically speaking Yu Fei should be back soon, but he suddenly stopped.

Why is the name Mu Ze so familiar?

Have you ever fought together before?

Before Yu Fei could figure it out, old man Zhao's loud voice that frightened people to death rang out again: "Mu Ze? Are you the Mu Ze who got into our school with the best grades?"

Yu Fei almost fell down again.

No wonder the name is so familiar. When I was in junior high school, I had to listen to the teacher recite it every month after the monthly exam. Is it not familiar?

I don't know what was said there again, but the old man Zhao's voice became more and more kind, as warm as spring: "Oh, you kid, you don't study where you are, the school asked us to patrol because we were worried about you leaving school at night Study your homework and forget the time and miss the last bus, and it's too late and not safe, don't do it next time."

wtf? !Last time you fucking grabbed my ears and yelled that the school sent you on patrol just to catch disobedient brats like me to make an example of others, why did you change the term this time! ! !

Yu Fei covered his ears that started to hurt, and felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee.

No matter how Yu Fei slandered in his heart, the atmosphere over there was joyful. Zhao Baogang, whom Yu Fei called Old Man Zhao, laughed so hard that even the creases on his face were squeezed into a pile, and Teacher Fu, who was always in charge of making soy sauce, was also joking around. He said, "I'm just working so hard in the first year of high school. I don't know whether I will go to Q University or B University." Zhao Baogang couldn't stop patting Mu Ze's shoulder when he heard this: "Study hard! I see you like this I knew that you would definitely be a pillar of the country in the future!"

Below, Yu Fei, who is often scolded as a moth by Zhao Baogang with similar sentences: "..."

Forget it, staying here is only for being abused, he should go home quickly == the security guards will start to register the entry and exit list again when it is late.