Why is it always swollen when you wear it back?

"Okay, you, I didn't expect you to have two brushes in ancient poetry and prose." After class, Zhou Xin couldn't wait to come to Yu Fei, "Just now you scared me to death, I thought you couldn't answer it. "I didn't expect the answer to be so slippery.Wang Youyou's eyeballs almost popped out haha.

"You're really good this time." Zhao Le, who usually sits in his seat reading a book, also came over and gave him a thumbs up, "I can't answer all the answers, at most I can answer the few sentences in the book .”

"No, you are better than me." Yu Fei said very seriously. In fact, he secretly checked his mobile phone during his morning self-study, otherwise he would not be able to answer so many answers.

"No, your extracurricular knowledge is richer than mine."

"No, you're actually better than me at this."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, what's the point of arguing with this thing, and it can't be eaten." Zhou Xin couldn't see the two of them chattering, and shook his hands impatiently, "You are amazing, and you are also amazing , are all powerful, and equally powerful. Is this okay for the head office?"

Listening to his words, both of them smiled embarrassedly.

……

That night, Yu Fei went back humming a song.

"Hey, what a good thing, you're in such a good mood?" Mama Liu poked her head out from the kitchen, "The old family brought some sausages over, I thought you would like to eat them, if you don't get them sooner, you will definitely smell them again." You want to grind it with me. So I made a small bowl. You can taste it like a supper. Unfortunately, you are busy with your studies now, and you don’t come back at noon and evening. I will cook you a big meal when the weekend is off. .”

"Okay." Yu Fei readily agreed, and walked into the kitchen to help Mama Liu bring out the bowls and chopsticks.

"How does it taste?" Sitting beside her, Mama Liu looked at Yu Fei with loving eyes and stuffed a big mouthful of it at once, and said a little funnyly, "You child, eat slowly. Choked."

"Don't worry, it won't." Yu Fei swallowed and stuffed another big mouthful, "This is fine for supper every day."

"You don't think you will accumulate food every day." Liu Ma pretended to scold him, and then asked tentatively, "Why are you so happy today?"

Yu Fei was eating, and when he heard this, he immediately said inarticulately: "I was praised by the teacher today, and I was praised twice." There was a little showing off in his tone, like a child who won a red flower Can't wait to tell my parents.

"Oh, that's a happy event!" Mama Liu burst into a smile, she had never heard such a good thing since she took Yu Fei with her, and she couldn't sit still for a moment, looking around for something.

"Mother Liu, what are you looking for?" Yu Fei asked curiously while biting a sausage.

"You are promising, and you were praised by the teacher. You must tell your parents about such a good thing. I don't know which of the two of them seemed to tell me about changing the mobile phone number before. Look at my memory, the phone book Where are you putting it?"

"Crack!" Yu Fei slammed the chopsticks onto the table, "I'm full, I don't want to eat. I'm going to wash the dishes."

Only then did Mama Liu realize that she was overjoyed and said something she shouldn't have said, so she quickly went back to make amends: "Xiao Fei, I won't call anymore, you can eat some more, didn't you say it was delicious?"

"No, I'm full." Yu Fei said lightly, without any emotion, "You can tell them, it's up to you, anyway, no matter how much you talk, they won't care about me, it doesn't matter if you tell them or not."

"Hey, this, you can't say that, your parents are too..." Mama Liu wanted to persuade a few more words, but Yu Fei had already packed up his things and went into the kitchen, and closed the door by the way.

"This child..." Seeing that Yu Fei didn't want to continue this topic, Mama Liu could only shake her head and go on to do other things.

That night, Yu Fei who was lying on the bed neither played on his mobile phone nor slept, but simply stared at the ceiling in a daze.

What Mama Liu said tonight seemed to still be echoing in his ears.

"The two of them seem to have told me to change their mobile phone number before I don't know which one..."

"Cut." Turning over irritably, Yu Fei sneered, "If you don't tell me, don't tell me, as if someone cares about it."

His head was in a mess, and he fell asleep slowly like this.

In the middle of the night, Liu Ma quietly pushed open the door of Yu Fei's room, walked over to take a look at Yu Fei, covered him with the quilt, went out again and closed the door, and then whispered to the person on the other end of the phone again. Said: "Well, don't worry, he didn't kick the quilt very much. I will watch the child, and nothing will happen. You don't know, Xiao Fei is very happy today. He, he was beaten by the teacher at school. Praise, or twice..."

On Friday morning, old man Zhao, who was drinking tea leisurely at the political and religious office, saw Yu Fei at the door, he almost poured that cup of tea up his nose.

"Yu Fei?" Old man Zhao pointed at him, and he didn't care to wipe off the tea on his mouth. He asked loudly, "Why are you here so early again?"

"Come to study." Yu Fei tilted his head to look at him, and replied as a matter of course.

"You kid can still learn?" Wiping his slightly embarrassed face with a handkerchief, old man Zhao returned to his usual old fox appearance. He got up, walked out of the house with his hands behind his back, and walked around slowly. Yu Fei turned around twice, still looking at the sky with his head, and he was so terrific, that Yu Fei knew it was a trap, and followed him to look up to the sky.

"What are you looking at, old man?"

"Bah!" Old man Zhao spat at him, "What's your name, old man, it doesn't matter how big or small."

Yu Fei rolled his eyes and asked again: "Then what are you looking at, Mr. Zhao?"

"Hey." The old fox first answered the address with a smile, and then answered Yu Fei's question: "I'm looking at the sun in the sky."

sun?Yu Fei frowned in confusion, what's so good about the sun?

"You don't understand. The knowledge of the sun is great. The ancients often used it to predict some strange things." The old man Zhao's voice was high and low, and it sounded very mysterious. Yu Fei was a little led into it by him. He asked stupidly, "What do you think?"

Old man Zhao smiled brightly at him: "Want to know?"

Yu Fei nodded obediently.

"Look if the sun is rising from the west, you bastard." Zhao Baogang grabbed Yu Fei's ear and twisted it, causing Yu Fei to scream in pain, "If you let me know that it's not good for you to beat me so early If you make up your mind, you will die!"

"Fuck, old man, you are cheating! I study hard and you still pull my ears, are you human!"

"You study hard, kid? Haha, you have to study hard. I will buy a pennant and send it to your class another day! Let me call you grandpa three times! You are three years late and you scored zero in the previous month's exam. You are now with me. Said you want to study hard? Do you think I am you? So easy to deceive? Why do you come to visit me early in the morning if you have no idea? Get your hands off me!"

"You let me go first! Fuck it, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts... I'm just trying to scare you, old man, let it go!"

"You still want to scare me. Huh, you brat, let me tell you, I eat more salt than you eat, wait for the next life!"

As soon as Zhao Le entered the school gate, what he saw was that the old and the young were holding each other's ears and arguing loudly and with red faces.Standing next to him was Guan Mengmeng, who was holding on to the door frame and laughing wildly.

This strange scene made Zhao Le Sanguan, who had been a good baby for more than ten years, accept his incompetence and petrified directly on the spot.

Guan Mengmeng, who burst into tears from laughing, caught sight of Zhao Le who was in a daze from the corner of her eye, and kindly walked over to pat the stunned person, and said, "It's okay, student. They are just kidding around." , you go in quickly."

Who the hell is playing around with the teacher of the Political and Education Department (╯==)╯︵┻━┻

"Teacher, he's my classmate." Not wanting to watch such a scene anymore, Zhao Le covered his face and said to Guan Mengmeng, identifying one of the older children in his class.

"Oh, classmate." Guan Mengmeng was taken aback for a moment, then walked to the center of the battlefield, and separated the two very naturally. Judging by his skillful movements, it was clear that this kind of thing must not have happened just this time today.

It is the first time that Zhao Le hates his good reasoning ability so much ==

"Yu Fei, your classmate is here."

"What classmate?" Yu Fei turned his head inexplicably, and then his eyes widened with surprise, "Zhao Le!"

Just as Zhao Le was about to tell him not to jump over, the man jumped over happily.It's just that he had silently stabilized his center of gravity, closed his eyes, and opened his arms as if death was at home, but he didn't feel any irresistible force after waiting for a long time.

what happened?

Zhao Le opened his eyes, and saw Yu Fei lying on the ground and another person at a glance.

"Muse?!"