Why is it always swollen when you wear it back?

On the second day of morning self-study, the class teacher Wu Yu started to praise people as soon as he came up.

"Student Wei Ning did a good job on duty this time. Look, she has cleaned the podium inside and out, mopped the floor, and even the sanitary tools are neatly placed! There is now a new semester. It has been many months, and she is the first one who cleans as seriously as she does, which is worthy of praise."

The audience immediately burst into thunderous applause.

"Ah? No, teacher, it's not me..." Wei Ning waved her hands in fright.She went back late yesterday, and came later than usual today. It was only when she got to the door of the classroom that she realized that there was still hygiene to be done. Fortunately, a kind person helped to fix it. Otherwise, she would definitely be scolded by the head teacher who arrived before her.

"Don't be embarrassed." Wu Yu stood there and said with a smile. She knew Wei Ning's temperament very well, she was just not too troublesome, but she still had to praise those who should be praised.

"Yesterday, I took a look before I went back. There were only you and Liang Lu in the class. This morning, I almost arrived with the classmate who opened the door. Who else is there if it's not you. It can't be Liang Lu." Then, she turned her gaze to Liang Lu again.

When Liang Lu heard her name was mentioned, she hurriedly shook her head in denial.But in fact, what she wants to say is that besides her and Wei Ning, there is another person left in the classroom, and it is very likely that he cleans the classroom.But teacher Wu, the head teacher, has already lost his temper a few times because of Yu Fei's handing in blank papers all day long, and he used serious words to speak out without any money. If she said it now, Yu Fei might not only not be praised, but also be suspected by the teacher. Why didn't you go back so late to do something bad.Thinking up to this point, Liang Lu could only give Yu Fei an apologetic look when the teacher walked out of the door, but she didn't expect that the other party would fall asleep on the table early in the morning, without even giving her the back of his head. Liang Lu was angry and funny.

Really... how could this person fall asleep as soon as he came?Liang Lu shook her head, and buried her head in the pile of books again.

The English recitation in the morning self-study is a lullaby for Yu Fei. He has heard it since junior high school and now, the enemy's skill is still so strong, but everyone likes to arrange English recitation in the morning, so that he can't sleep without sleep.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Yu Fei vaguely sensed that someone was calling him.

"Yufei? Yufei!" Seeing teacher Wu's complexion getting uglier and his voice getting shriller, Yufei's tablemate Yang Da could only pat the devil on the back vigorously under great pressure. .

"Who!" Yu Fei woke up from the dream, and grabbed Yang Da's hand before he could retract it.

"Old, teacher..." Yang Da's hand was pinched by Yu Fei, but he didn't dare to break free, so he could only help Wu Yu helplessly.

Wu Yu took a deep breath, feeling the fire coming from the bottom of her heart to burn her remaining rationality: "Yu Fei, let him go. I told him to wake you up." Her words were almost from between her teeth. Squeeze out.

Yu Fei glanced at her, and simply let go.

"Stand up." Wu Yu is almost forty years old, and has always been strict and serious. She only likes to wear black and white clothes, and she doesn't have any colorful dresses here. She must dress decently without any mistakes before going out .Not only is she strict with herself, but she is also very strict with the students' attire. What she dislikes most is the students' sloppy appearance. Now Yu Fei's clothes are wrinkled and irregular, and there are red marks on her face from sleeping. , It's really not pleasing to the eye no matter how you look at it.

Yu Fei stood up obediently.

"You answer this question." Wu Yu patted the blackboard. It was only 5 minutes into class, and there was no time to write on the clean blackboard. Except for the two big characters of 'Rain Lane', there was nothing else.

"In "Rain Lane", there is a girl as beautiful as a lilac, which is fascinating. So besides the article "Rain Lane", have you seen the word lilac in any other works?"

As soon as Wu Yu finished speaking, several people raised their hands.

This question is to send sub-questions. There are two poems at the back of the textbook.I thought the teacher would take the opportunity to make things difficult for Yu Fei, but I didn't expect her to ask such a simple question.

"Okay, you don't need to raise your hand, let Yu Fei answer this question." Wu Yu signaled them to put their hands down, and then looked at Yu Fei.

Yu Fei, who had just woken up, rolled his eyes impatiently. Whether he knew it or not, he was unwilling to answer this question: "You might as well punish me to stand outside."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Fei felt his eyes dimmed. Before he could understand what was going on, a faint mobile phone light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, and the surroundings were completely dark.

Silently looking at the pattern on the sleeve of his pajamas that was exposed outside and illuminated by the light of the mobile phone, Yu Fei's brain is not enough.

Wasn't he still answering the question just now?Why did you run to bed to look at your phone all of a sudden?Yu Fei blinked inexplicably, but the time on the phone clearly told him that it was 8:0 on the [-]th.

8 o'clock on the 0th?Yu Fei was a little puzzled, he seemed to have passed the 8th once.

This was a serious matter, but he had just been woken up by the teacher, and he didn't bother to worry about such a profound problem. He quickly turned off the phone, and Yu Fei fell into a sweet sleep again. As for For the rest, let's wait for him to get enough sleep.

"Xiao Fei! You child, don't check the time anymore, get up quickly! You're late!" In the morning, Yu Fei was woken up by Mama Liu.

"What's wrong?" Yu Fei's eyes were sleepy, and his hair was as messy as a chicken coop. It seemed that he was not awake.

"Oh, my little ancestor, don't go to sleep. Why didn't your alarm clock go off? If I didn't plan to go out to buy vegetables early today, you would have been absent from class." Liu Ma was in her fifties and almost sixty, The energy is not as good as when she was young. In order to reduce her burden, Yu Fei set the alarm clock and got up to go to school at six o'clock. Unexpectedly, the alarm clock didn't go off today. When Liu Ma found out, it was already seven o'clock. It's almost over.

"There's probably something wrong with this alarm clock." Yu Fei rubbed his eyes and sat up muttering, "I don't remember it going off yesterday. Just change it." Frankly speaking, he didn't want this naive Winnie the Pooh look for a long time. up.

Mama Liu slapped him on the forehead with a backhand: "What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't you complain to me yesterday that this alarm clock is too noisy? Why are you here now saying that it doesn't make any sound? After all, your parents gave it to you Birthday gift, it can still be used after so many years, so how can you just change it at will.”

"Who gave a clock as a birthday present?" Yu Fei sneered, completely forgetting that he was the one who was crying and begging for this.I just picked up the alarm clock and wanted to lift it up and throw it away, but I took a look at Mama Liu's face and put it down lightly, and said resentfully: "Okay, okay, I just don't talk nonsense."

"You, you..." Mama Liu poked Yu Fei's forehead ruthlessly, her words were harsh, "You can say such nonsense?" The older people The more taboo this kind of thing is.Mama Liu is actually okay, she is used to listening to Yu Fei's off-key words on weekdays, and she doesn't think much of it.But this has to be taken outside, what do other people think?In particular, Yu Fei's family situation is enough for those three aunts and six wives to talk about it.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I can slap myself twice at the head office." Seeing that Mama Liu was really angry, Yu Fei hurriedly begged for mercy, and slapped himself firmly on the mouth twice, which made Mama Liu's face pale. Look better.

"Don't talk nonsense next time, the gods above are listening."

"Okay, okay, I have to change clothes to go to school, you can't watch me change clothes, I'm sorry." Yu Fei didn't believe these things, so naturally he didn't like to listen to Mama Liu talking, so he acted coquettishly Half pushed Mama Liu out of the room.

"But..." Before Mama Liu could finish speaking, the door was closed by Yu Fei swiftly.It was impossible for her to talk to the door panel, so she could only walk away with a sigh.

There is little to pick about in the speed at which boys change clothes.In just 10 minutes, Yu Fei got himself ready, even brushing his teeth and washing his face.

"Okay, go to school quickly. It's [-]:[-], don't dawdle on the road." Mama Liu patted his clothes and urged Yu Fei to go to school quickly.In her opinion, being late is already a serious issue, and if you delay, it is a very serious issue of attitude.

Yu Fei actually didn't want to go to class, and anyway, he was just messing around.For a scumbag like him, since he is late, there is no difference between seven o'clock and eight o'clock or nine o'clock, as long as he doesn't delay class all morning and notify his parents to play Dafa .But he didn't dare to express his disdain in front of Mama Liu.

Who is Mama Liu, a rural little old lady who taught three college students after giving birth to three, I was told first whether the gold content is high, if she can give birth to three and teach three, she is already at the level of a god in the countryside. No one in the city would dare to disrespect upon hearing it.The benefits that this study has brought to her are numerous, from the muddy houses to the bungalows and small villas now; the stools that are too difficult to sit on in the village meetings, and others scrambling to ask her to sit on them; the newcomers to the city At that time, those people listened to her accent indifferently and let her secretly wipe away tears a few times. When they heard that her three children were all in college, they all moved a chair to ask for advice on learning methods. Ordinary leap!All kinds of examples lead Liu Ma to be extremely concerned about learning, and the benefits of learning are almost told by her as a fairy tale.Yu Fei has heard her chanting since the first day of junior high school, and now he has heard the cocoon, so how dare he go against her.Isn't this courting death?

But not daring to do something against her does not mean that Yu Fei dare not do something behind her back. He walked to the food street a little distance from the school in a proper manner, and Yu Fei didn't bother to pretend anymore. .He hasn't had breakfast yet, so what if he got stomach problems after the first class?

I saw him walking into a wonton shop and sat down swaggeringly. He just came to eat in this shop yesterday, but he was disappointed for a minute that the signature wonton powder was gone. It should be there this time, right?

"Wonton noodles?" The boss was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'm sorry, because the supplier had an accident today and gave less, so today's noodles have been sold out."

again? !

Yu Fei took a long breath, "Then order a wonton, a big bowl." However, he had to say something about the aggrievedness in his heart, "Boss, if you don't have any next time, then change the supplier. It was the same yesterday, without even changing the reason, isn't this intentionally fooling people?"

The boss looked at him, a little puzzled: "Yesterday? I had some leftovers from yesterday. Where are they sold out?"

Now it was Yu Fei's turn to be dumbfounded. Could it be that what he experienced was still a dream come true?