Why is it always swollen when you wear it back?

On Thursday night, the parents' meeting was just a day away, so Yu Fei unhurriedly told Mama Liu the news.

"Stinky boy! You're going to turn the world upside down! We're only talking about such a big thing now!" Mama Liu pretended to go forward and grab Yufei's ear, but when the other party moved away, she burst into laughter and said with a little complacency: "I need you to tell me this, your head teacher called a few days ago."

"A few days ago?" Yu Fei was a little surprised.

"Yes." In fact, it was Wu Yu who found out about the family background of Yu Fei's parents' divorce from others when he started school, so he made a special phone call to inform the parents. Lie, "Your homeroom teacher saw that you have made great progress this time, so he specially called to inform the parents."

"Shouldn't the parents be notified of a big progress?" Yu Fei said to himself, seeing Mama Liu's unfriendly eyes from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly changed the subject, "Are you going?"

He was the one who most hoped that Liu Ma would attend his parents' meeting. Usually, it was fine, but this time he was finally praised by the teacher. Naturally, he hoped that Liu Ma, who had been taking care of him on weekdays, would attend.

"Unfortunately, I'm not free." Liu's mother had already thought up her words, "I'm going to see my granddaughter, and you have to be home by yourself this week." She couldn't help asking: "You... ...Do you want to go to your parents' house for dinner?"

"No." Yu Fei refused without even thinking about it, but he was afraid that Mama Liu would be disappointed, so he added an explanation: "I'm going to learn English and go with my classmates, so it's better to stay at home."

Sure enough, as soon as she heard that Yu Fei wanted to study, Liu's mother lost all thoughts, "Yes, yes, nothing can compare with studying. You study hard, and I will cook a big meal for you when I come back."

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"Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty implemented the order to extend grace." Class [-], Li Lixuan was writing vigorously, while the girl sitting next to him was lazily yawning, and taught him once and for all.

"You really don't know anything..." The girl covered her mouth and yawned, then turned her head and said to Li Lixuan, "I've been teaching you for 10 minutes between classes, I feel like I'm going crazy."

"Hey, hey, don't say that. Young master, I have been working hard to study history these days. If you don't believe me, you can test me. I guarantee that I still know common sense." Li Lixuan was busy writing extracurricular exercises Said to the girl.

"...What I just said is common sense."

"This common sense is too biased. You can change it to something simpler." Li Lixuan smiled flatteringly at her, "Sister An Rou~" The 'sister' sounded longer, and it was so ecstasy that she called People get goosebumps.

"Stop, stop, stop. Don't call me that." Wei Anrou, who was called 'sister' by him, hurriedly raised the white flag, "Forget me, it's fine if you win. I'll take the test, if you can't answer it, don't play tricks."

"I'm sure I won't play tricks." Li Lixuan dropped his pen, straightened his back, and waited for someone to ask a question, but before he asked, he added, "I understand if you ask."

Brother, how do I know where you know...

Rolling her eyes impatiently, Wei Anrou asked what she thought was an extremely idiotic topic: "Who is Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty?"

This... can never go wrong...

It's a pity that she still underestimated Li Lixuan's IQ, and saw the corner of his mouth hooked up, and he spit out an answer that made her want to vomit blood, "It's not easy, Liu Bang!"

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"If I were your mother, I would kill you directly."

"Just kidding! I didn't say anything wrong." However, the person involved was still convinced of this answer. Just as the parallel importer passed by the two of them, Li Lixuan hurriedly stood up and took the hand of his best friend, "Hey, brother, tell her, Who is Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty? Is it Liu Bang?"

Wei Anrou also looked at the parallel imports with anticipation.

"You still have to ask me about this, didn't you say it in Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" The parallel importer raised his head slightly, pointing his nostrils at the two of them.

What does this have to do with Romance of the Three Kingdoms?The corners of Wei Anrou's mouth twitched, and she decided not to care about such details. Maybe Mr. Luo really wrote it? "Say it quickly, don't force me to do it."

Seeing that the famous tyrannosaurus female in the class was about to lose her temper, the parallel importer also put out her temper, and replied straightforwardly: "Well, isn't it Liu Bei?"

Wei Anrou: ...

"Hahahahahaha..." Li Lixuan slapped the table with a smile, "You idiot, how could it be Liu Bei?"

Wei Anrou pressed both sides of the bridge of his nose with complicated emotions, and really didn't want to talk to these two guys anymore.

"It's Liu Che." Duan Pengtian, who was sitting on the other side of Li Lixuan and had been reading a novel, suddenly said, "You two, you two are the same." While speaking, he closed his eyes, as if he was meditating on something.

The two of them are very complicated in their hearts.

Wei Anrou pressed Li Lixuan's head in the middle, and complained to Duan Pengtian from across the seat, "I'm going crazy, Boss Duan, these two guys are hopeless." Especially Li Lixuan, the boss even told her to supervise him As for the study, I really want to cry.

Duan Pengtian closed his eyes, not knowing why he didn't answer.

"Hey..." Li Lixuan, whose head was being pressed down by Wei Bawang, lay on the table and looked up with difficulty, "Why are you closing your eyes?"

"Just now I was shaken by the steadfast voices of the two of you, which made me think for a moment that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was Liu Bang and Liu Bei, so now I have to re-consolidate my knowledge."

Madan, this must be a mockery!

Before the two who were ridiculed could figure out how to fight back, their big boss suddenly appeared in the classroom.

"Okay, okay, students, stop for a moment." Lian Yingguang patted the podium, and the students who were busy with their affairs all raised their heads.

"This parent meeting, because it takes a long time, the school will provide parents with water and other things. Can any of you help me move it?"

"Me!" The parallel importer was the first to raise his hand, but was stopped by Li Lixuan again, "Are you stupid? You, what if he saw you and said a few more words to your mother on a whim?" Anyway, what he said A few words will not be a good thing.

Parallel imports dare not move.

The first person who raised his hand suddenly put it down, and the people behind him didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in this gourd, but they didn't dare to raise it, so they had to look first before talking.

"Hehe," Lian Yingguang pretended not to have seen the scene just now, looked at the group of students in the class, and threw out a bait appropriately, "I will praise those who went to participate, and I will never say a bad word about you."

"Me!" Li Lixuan's eyes lit up, this time he was the one who reacted the fastest, and the head teacher raised his hand before he finished speaking, "I am the strongest."

"Damn!" The parallel importer was not reconciled, and hurriedly lifted it up, not forgetting to step on his friend's feet, "Teacher, don't trust him, he can't even do a pull-up."

It's so short!Just as Li Lixuan was about to say something, Duan Pengtian also lazily raised his hand.

This is the enemy!

Alarm bells rang out in his heart, and he quickly asked, "You are number one, why are you raising your hand?" Asshole, if this guy raised his hand, he would lose all hope.

"No," Duan Pengtian had a mean smile on his face, "It's fun to see you guys fighting, besides, no one minds having more good things to say."

Wei Anrou's coquettish smile came from the other side, and under Li Lixuan's disbelieving gaze, this one also slowly raised her right hand.

"Grandma, why are you here to join in the fun?" Li Lixuan was about to kneel to her.

"How should I put it, anyway, there will be boys to help move it when I go, and no one minds going through the motions. There are too many good things to say." The other party winked at him playfully.

Li Lixuan: "..."

Both of these are bastards! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Fortunately, the head teacher was considerate and called several helpers to move things, and they were all poor students, including Li Lixuan and parallel importers.

"Haha, you won't get the praise you want." Li Lixuan was so excited, he kept showing off to his two deskmates.

"It's nothing." Wei Anrou straightened her hair gracefully, "Did you not pay attention? The teacher called all the low-ranking students, are you sure he will say good things?"

Li Lixuan froze, and the parallel importer looked at each other in blank dismay.

Duan Pengtian on the side still didn't forget to make up the knife, "Even if the class teacher said good things, don't forget that you are seated between us." What do parents like to do most?Check the results of your child leading the table!

This time the parallel imports moved, and he patted Li Lixuan on the shoulder sympathetically, "Brother, sorry, I thought about it, and this is the reason." Looking at it this way, there is no one in the class who is more miserable than Li Lixuan. The first and the second sit next to each other.

"roll!"